polish dude here! And im going to stop you right there, at the begining... There is 1"00 jokes about poles" book? i would love to read it whole four times at least! :DD
One time I was listening to Pink Floyd on a superhero dose of strong albino penis envy and I closed my eyes and I was legit in space and everything I was seeing was extremely trippy, there was a shaman sitting Indian style and talking to me and answering my questions without saying a single word and there was stairs and I walked up them and I got to the door but I got a feeling that someone was telling me that I can’t go thru yet and I still don’t know why, maybe I need to take more to get thru to the other side. ✌️☮️🍄
I disagree what he said! That's still ratting! Setting up your competition with the police to go to jail! Now if he told the dirty cops to kill or rob the competition that's not ratting!
I got debilitating anxiety when it comes to rlly anything besides fighting believe it or not I’m a pro boxer athletics never bugged me but anything else in life I can’t sleep….. I wish I could do these things and have a blast without a conscious
First thing to say when hospital talk happens is explain... "hey, it's gonna make you very sensitive towards your body... you might get dizzy, throw up worst case, try and get em to exercise a bit. This may help, or crushed black pepper (vasodilator= more blood flow)
Yeah I have a crazy ex who’s Cuban who I dated for 4 years here in USA, when baby mama found out about me she did witchcraft on me all the way from Cuba. I was lie WTH, I was told her god mother or her went to a cemetery in Cuba and through that dead person to hurt me or to keep my ex away. I was told the dead guy ended up falling in love with me so he wouldn’t hurt me but he won’t leave. I was told to be careful in my kitchen and while driving. My ex and me still see each other and now has a new girlfriend in Cuba cuz the baby mama left him. Well he’s paying for her to become a santera. He has been with me and I’ve told him to just he with them but he won’t let me go. Some people say this religion is good, I don’t see nothing good if you are trying to hurt others.
I went into a big old Catholic Church, asked them if they had any food places, or something, treated me like a piece of shit, so on the way back to my truck, I saw there were 3 12 packs of pop, I grabbed the Dr Pepper and just walked out and drank one before I even left the parking lot
Joey right. I used to hate going to day camp in the summer but it strengthened my mind. Hell, I learned how to use a computer and make a restaurant menu before the age of 10. I'm glad I didn't sit in the house incessantly bored and doing nothing during those years.
Hi. At first I was always looking at drug addicts as the lowest of the low. I’d never and will never do them. Thing what changed my mind was when I realised I’d become an alcoholic
Im so thankful seeing Ralphie perform and even get to be around him after the shows at the comedy show case in Houston back in late 90s He had us all on the floor in tears 😂
Vinegar is one of those persistent urban legends. I was a teen in the 90's and that bullshit was still around, except it evolved into a vinegar and oranje juice combo. Never worked worth a fuck, failed every time 😂
Thanks for sharing. People talk about how everything is great however they don’t talk about how living the life is great too. Thanks for living Joey Diaz
