This was uploaded on the first of January 2011. Hours before new year's midnight on the day before, I flew from Van Nuys Airport; Los Angeles, to Doha; Qatar in the Qatari royal family Boeing 747SP, with eleven starlets of Los Angeles' pornography industry. It was a long flight, marked by a thrilling full throttle takeoff from Van Nuys' relatively short runway, and an extended loiter over Doha as vicious sandstorms raged below. On the way, me and the girls entertained ourselves by playing sordid sex games in the aircraft's _majlis_ throne room, and I toasted the new year by engaging in various illicit activities with the winner of those games; the royal bedroom in the Boeing's nose coming in particularly handy. Actually I made all that up
I haven’t seen this in YEARS! But every time I see a show like motorway cops or something, I always say ‘crash bang wallop what a video!’ My wife ignores me obviously
In the show when watching for the first time Big Alan caught me off guard so quick I was crying with laughter. Then the facial expressions… the lame crashes, followed by Alan flirting with a female copper and proceeding to make eyes at her for the credits. Absolute hilarity. One of Alan’s most embarrassing moments
They should have done an episode or two where Alan roofies himself and ends up being taken advantage of by Lynn...with the twist that afterwards, she denies anything happened but Alan gradually gets more and more detailed flashbacks of the best sexual intercourse hes ever had...before finally remembering it was with Lynn.
Unused Alan 8 - Extended car scene 1356PM 10.7.23 this is partridge (coogan) gettin' excited about a car... in his youth or genuinely so in his latter years. that is lynn looking somewhat afraid of him. he loves lynn.
The title Crash Bang Wallop is a pun of the song Flash Bang Wallop which was in the musical film Half a Sixpence staring Tommy Steele, a popular singer in the 60's. I remember singing Flash Bang Wallop around the house with my dad who was a fan of the film when I was young.