Unused Alan 1 - Mary 

I think the Mary stuff is the best thing Coogan's ever done. Well dark.

The mary character sounds like an old lady that I know who cuts dogs hair.This and roy from bungy with the makita drill, minus the power pack are genius and have me in tears.

The most honest thing Alan partridge has ever said. Mary " Oh Alan where's your sense of humour gone?" Alan " I haven't got one luv"

you ever had a chicken on ya wrist

when she does the match of the day theme Jesus Christ haha

alan is soo much better without the laughter track

I find this genuinely scary.

The way he swallows coffee like it's a shot of Whisky makes me laugh.

ive heard and spoke to people like Mary, u can never tell if theyve totally lost it or not

Speech radio attracts people like Mary

Here's a trivia note, for those of you who may not know: Mary is played by the pissfunny Amelia Bullmore, who plays Sonja.

That was textbook Partridge

Partridge looking at the camera 10 years before The Office. Ruddy bloody brilliant.

Hello Alan...I forgive you

LIQUID RADIO

Cheryl Crow use to be a Lab Technician

The bit is missing where he says about how it's a good job she is wearing pants as some sickos must train hawks to fly up womens skirts. "Knickers is home" I believe is how he puts it!! BLoody hilarious!

sounds like salad fingers

Scary stuff.

*Maryyy,* after all the pain has goone, ahm ahlways gahna live'ta'be'yaah'maaaaaaaaaaan

Have you ever had a chicken on your wrist?

The face behind the window is freaking me out

butterbath

Nina Vanier.

who is this actress

It is not a laughter track it was recorded in front of an audience

Yeah, who is she?

Sounds like the woman from Meteor.

Falcons

Flitwick

What is the name of the actress with the Hawk?

Operations Support 1140am 11.7.23 the jokes are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

sounds like julia davis to me

Why doesn''t he just close her fader?

probably because of the amount of 'dead air' that'd occur in the awkward moments, they must do it to avoid that or the producers were convinced dead air was a bad thing. In my opinion it makes the awkward situations slightly more bearable

Mary = Gill?

Mary is almost as good as Michael. There should of been more of her.

someone cut out just the bit where mary is intercepting his radio line and post it as 'Single funniest alan partridge clip ever'

That is Premier League

Is this not the officer from Alpha Papa.