A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him he's got 24 hours to life the goes home and 24 hours the guy calls the doctor back and says I thought you said I had 24 hours to live the says I thought I was talking to another person
Ron White is about as funny as an empty care package. His drink and cigar are props he uses because he has no personality. If you idolize this loser or even if you think he's funny, you need to get some help to stop drinking alcohol.
A girl was on a beach with no arms and no legs , so this guy comes along and sits down beside her , the girl says I've never been caressed before so the guy caresses her body all over , then she says I've never been kissed before , so the guy kisses her for awhile , then the the girl says I've never been F@@ked before , so the guy picks her up and throws her in the ocean and he says there , now your f@@ked !!
There was this priest and his kid. And his kids always getting into mischief at school. The priest says. I wish you could live a more pure life. So the kid comes home with a hole in his pants. The priest goes. What happened to your pants? Kid goes, my gym teacher made me holy. Priest says how? Kid says. He made the hole. 🤣🤣🤣
So, this guy decides to take up boxing. And so, he goes to his first practice. He sees who his coach is. So he got back to his wife and she says "How was your boxing practice?" He said to his wife "It went interesting." His wife says "Well, what did you learn?" He says "What an ear tastes like fresh from the bone." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My mom is Mexican and she grew up in Chihuahua Mexico. I've been to the house she grew up in. My Grandfather added a bathroom to the house before I was born. And that moment brought me to this video.
