It's different this time

“Is that your final decision?”/“are you sure you want to do that?”- The DM

Starlight Glimmer: "Sorry for brainwashing you, I promise I'll never manipulate anypony ever again" *Two episodes later*

“Separate but equal”

We feel like this group could benefit frooooooom... TRUST EXERCISES!

Now I’m not racist, but…

"They need to get used to not actually owning they're purchases."

"Hah! You missed!" Alternatively: "Oh yeah? You and what army?"

“Whoops”

"My fellow Americans"

Russia has a revolutionary new idea

I uploaded it straight to live, shouldn't need to put a change like this through the test server.

"We have heard and appreciate your feedback"

"i know what you're thinking....it's too good!"

“Hold my beer and watch this”

"From the river to the sea..."

"Hello, this is [x] from Microsoft, your computer has been hacked"

“Do it! No balls!”

"Hey guys, you're gonna wanna take a look at this.."

“He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”

“Hey, you got your shoes on? Need your help with something.”

"The air is getting colder around you..."

The original video is "Everybody has a mailbox, and everyone reaches for their mail."

"Calm down!"

"Didn't you get the memo?"

"What came before WASN'T True Communism! We hold the solution to finally achieve it!"

Me when Jon started bringing up crime statistics:

"Fuck it, we ball"

Mutaheimskr the Talos priest

'We're from the government, and we're here to help'

"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."

Wanna see something cool?

"Microsoft has aquired ________."

"I'm fine"

"I have an idea."

"I'm from the government and..."

"okay, I promise theres a good explanation for this..."

"Your pot lid is badly damaged." The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild interface

"I'm not racist but..."

"uh oh. It broke."

Are you referring to Pineapple on pizza is good

"Remember when I said that sound your car made wasn't a problem?"

“I’m not racist, but…”

"He's right behind me, isn't he?"

"around five billion people just got killed in nuclear war".

I got a lot of these. Funny stuff.

"Hello, I'm an agent of the Internal Revenue Service"

"Hold my beer"

"I'm not racist, but..."

God, Jontron is a living meme.