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Jontron "In the history of the world nothing good has ever followed that sentence" 

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Комментарии : 164   
@rahn45
@rahn45 17 дней назад
"In order to appeal to the wider audience..."
@FranciumBoron
@FranciumBoron 7 дней назад
Ugh...
@troyklein6379
@troyklein6379 4 дня назад
Those words strike fear into the heart of those hearing about a sequel/remaster/adaptation of their favorite work.
@_JPkun
@_JPkun 26 дней назад
"King Dragon sends his regards"
@noxxiaa
@noxxiaa 21 день назад
ARCHIBALD NO
@midori.matcha
@midori.matcha 26 дней назад
“We’ve updated our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy…”
@NightmareFueler
@NightmareFueler 21 день назад
"It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma."
@JohnSkao
@JohnSkao 20 дней назад
Who the hell is balls?
@emmanuel5181
@emmanuel5181 17 дней назад
​@@JohnSkaoligma Jobs
@vreikezen8268
@vreikezen8268 11 дней назад
@@emmanuel5181*implodes*
@markerikson7423
@markerikson7423 23 дня назад
*"WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?"*
@multiverseman4017
@multiverseman4017 Месяц назад
Lol I got an ad before this
@jonnyedvardo4954
@jonnyedvardo4954 Месяц назад
wish I got the 3 cent youtube earned by putting ads on this video
@nikbjork6007
@nikbjork6007 Месяц назад
@@jonnyedvardo4954no diss on you, but it’s wild to me that RU-vid will put a 30 second ad on a 4 second video. And for that reason I will not be watching this vid.
@jonnyedvardo4954
@jonnyedvardo4954 Месяц назад
@@nikbjork6007 in fairness i too wouldnt watch a video thats shorter than the ad
@Hei_Darkfire
@Hei_Darkfire Месяц назад
Adblock, my guy. It works wonders (Just make sure you get one that actually works for RU-vid, cause I don't think all of them do)
@multiverseman4017
@multiverseman4017 Месяц назад
I usually just keep closing the video until the ad disappears.
@Reac2
@Reac2 Месяц назад
"I'm doing it for the greater good"
@Reynsoon
@Reynsoon 8 дней назад
"THE GREATER GOOD!"
@thecreatorofpc7929
@thecreatorofpc7929 26 дней назад
“This world is imperfect”
@_JPkun
@_JPkun 26 дней назад
"If only I could wipe away the impurities"
@GeneralBlaze1991
@GeneralBlaze1991 20 дней назад
@@_JPkun "And make it as beautiful as me"
@dusty0896
@dusty0896 12 дней назад
​@@GeneralBlaze1991"Lysandreroth! I should've known you've been behind this"
@TravisFletcher-nl6ch
@TravisFletcher-nl6ch 10 дней назад
Lol funny stuff
@BazukinBelyugovich
@BazukinBelyugovich 5 дней назад
"M'yes, it was I, my machinations lay undetected for years"
@zenith8417
@zenith8417 Месяц назад
“Fuck it”
@Bendan
@Bendan 18 дней назад
“We ball”
@PabbyPabbles
@PabbyPabbles 26 дней назад
"joint bank account"
@smokeybanjoboy
@smokeybanjoboy 21 день назад
Dutch: I have a plan.. John:
@iliketrains0pwned
@iliketrains0pwned 26 дней назад
"Just one beer, then I'm going home..."
@Reynsoon
@Reynsoon 8 дней назад
"Gonna keep it mellow, responsible night for a polite fellow..."
@BobNinjaCat
@BobNinjaCat 26 дней назад
When someone begins a statement with "I'm not x, but..."
@gymbmymb3465
@gymbmymb3465 14 дней назад
Eh, it's good to be aware of patterns but you sound just as close minded and bigoted when you cut people off from being anything than what you think they are.
@BobNinjaCat
@BobNinjaCat 14 дней назад
​@@gymbmymb3465 What are you on about? If someone begins a phrase with "I'm not racist, but..." then what should someone infer? That they're not racist, but something they are about to say might be racist and potentially incorrect? That doesn't make it more tolerable. And, it's not ignorant or rude to make that assumption. It's not close-minded to make an inference from historically negative phrasing. It's like how one could gain psychological insight into someone based on a few interactions. You're not being close-minded. You're being critical.
@gymbmymb3465
@gymbmymb3465 14 дней назад
@@BobNinjaCat "but something they are about to say might be racist and potentially incorrect? That doesn't make it more tolerable." I don't care about what is tolerable, I want someone to speak their mind clearly. If it's racist it's obvious, if it's offensive but they're incapable of saying this because of society's neutered sensibilities then they will never say it due to people like you en masse brow beating them. Being critical requires a reason to be so, if someone makes a quick quip or god forbid a joke and you judge each and every other example with the mind of someone passing judgement then not only is that close-minded but also #&%$ off you're annoying, stop being an obnoxious mother hen. Also why did you immediately go to racism?
@roundninja
@roundninja 7 дней назад
​@@BobNinjaCat Still, I don't see why you need to make an assumption/inference at all when you could just wait 2 seconds and see if what they said was actually racist or incorrect. I mean, odds are it will be, but you never know. Sometimes I like to say stuff like "I'm not racist, but I think coffee tastes better without sugar." Then people get confused trying to figure out how it's racist.
@Bobo-ox7fj
@Bobo-ox7fj 6 дней назад
​@@BobNinjaCat waaaaaycis! This guy's a waycis!!
@trellyv8826
@trellyv8826 19 дней назад
"At least it can't get any worse."
@skell6134
@skell6134 28 дней назад
"This is gonna be fine"
@_GhostMiner
@_GhostMiner 24 дня назад
"I'm getting into politics"
@enigmaodell6806
@enigmaodell6806 5 дней назад
Counter point: Brandon Herrera
@_GhostMiner
@_GhostMiner 5 дней назад
@@enigmaodell6806 ?
@CamperCarl
@CamperCarl 13 дней назад
"We're taking this series in a new direction to capture a wider audience"
@georgesalisbury5996
@georgesalisbury5996 23 дня назад
Warner bros: Let's merge with that media company!
@lukarikid9001
@lukarikid9001 23 дня назад
"We're the government and we're here to help!"
@MrSpartan993
@MrSpartan993 21 день назад
“We are on the right side of history!”
@FranciumBoron
@FranciumBoron 7 дней назад
Ha.
@Snooopy28
@Snooopy28 24 дня назад
either "whats the worst that can happen" or "dw ive done this before"
@spitfireblaziken3663
@spitfireblaziken3663 25 дней назад
“As per my last email…”
@josephdecasper7670
@josephdecasper7670 11 дней назад
Mom: "[First Name] [Middle Name] [Last Name]."
@N0RTHCULT
@N0RTHCULT 21 день назад
"We are from the government and we are here to help"
@googleisevil8958
@googleisevil8958 4 месяца назад
And the Jontron meme factory keeps on churning. Thank you for clipping this!
@jonnyedvardo4954
@jonnyedvardo4954 4 месяца назад
The memes never stops
@handle_m1
@handle_m1 18 дней назад
"Hear me out"
@bendavenport4136
@bendavenport4136 26 дней назад
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
@jmann6368
@jmann6368 12 дней назад
"ha you missed" "oh yeah, you and what army?"
@fortis3686
@fortis3686 20 дней назад
“The war will be over by Christmas”
@Proto64Ness
@Proto64Ness 19 дней назад
"we need to talk"
@CooperDooper38
@CooperDooper38 27 дней назад
When MovieBob says literally anything
@HermitKing731
@HermitKing731 15 дней назад
"Son, your mother and I have been thinking."
@cottontehbunbun7193
@cottontehbunbun7193 18 дней назад
“Spending a little of my paycheck won’t hurt”
@massgunner4152
@massgunner4152 29 дней назад
Hear me out
@walteracevedo5105
@walteracevedo5105 Месяц назад
Trying to explain the one thing that didn't age quite so well.
@captainhuntank7963
@captainhuntank7963 19 дней назад
"At least it cant get any worse than this" "What could possibly go wrong" classic examples
@Darksilver740
@Darksilver740 19 дней назад
"Nah, I'd win"
@PlantPirahna
@PlantPirahna 12 дней назад
“Come downstairs, we need to talk…”
@gos358
@gos358 19 дней назад
" *insert word here* -philia is acceptable" (likely typed that wrong)
@lightyearpig12
@lightyearpig12 8 дней назад
"I have an idea."
@Jozerian
@Jozerian 10 дней назад
"Hello, I'm an agent of the Internal Revenue Service"
@lanceollyfre1181
@lanceollyfre1181 9 дней назад
"uh oh. It broke."
@lambovich
@lambovich 6 дней назад
"The air is getting colder around you..."
@gregwilliams4926
@gregwilliams4926 8 дней назад
"Microsoft has aquired ________."
@fibsh546
@fibsh546 8 дней назад
"I'm fine"
@maninthesnow4393
@maninthesnow4393 5 дней назад
“Hold my beer and watch this”
@DioTheGreatOne
@DioTheGreatOne 5 дней назад
"From the river to the sea..."
@matthewchristiansen9978
@matthewchristiansen9978 10 дней назад
"Hold my beer"
@patoren3gou653
@patoren3gou653 5 дней назад
"i know what you're thinking....it's too good!"
@tyjuarez
@tyjuarez 13 дней назад
"Speaking in relative terms..."
@tetrofita1787
@tetrofita1787 13 дней назад
“We are going to change the world…”
@KirbyLinkACW
@KirbyLinkACW 13 дней назад
"Hi."
@tenaciousAbandon
@tenaciousAbandon День назад
"Hah! You missed!" Alternatively: "Oh yeah? You and what army?"
@FruitNDoggie
@FruitNDoggie 9 дней назад
"Remember when I said that sound your car made wasn't a problem?"
@chickencurry420
@chickencurry420 4 дня назад
"We have heard and appreciate your feedback"
@Disembow1280
@Disembow1280 7 дней назад
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
@pocketinfinity6733
@pocketinfinity6733 11 дней назад
"we ball"
@TimeCircleBlue
@TimeCircleBlue 6 дней назад
“Hey, you got your shoes on? Need your help with something.”
@hamburgerdog25
@hamburgerdog25 20 дней назад
Im going to put this into my algorithm playlist and hit shuffle and see which video comes before it
@thatguysinthecornertooelec3700
@thatguysinthecornertooelec3700 7 дней назад
"Calm down!"
@colecote1432
@colecote1432 17 дней назад
“Here in my garage….”
@isengarde9490
@isengarde9490 6 дней назад
"Hey guys, you're gonna wanna take a look at this.."
@guntherbgunnerson8989
@guntherbgunnerson8989 26 дней назад
Was it the red... or the blue wire..?
@user-tw3rh9po4t
@user-tw3rh9po4t 12 дней назад
“Griffith joins the Godhand.”
@Mines00
@Mines00 8 дней назад
"Your pot lid is badly damaged." The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild interface
@WhiteRoseSamurai
@WhiteRoseSamurai 7 дней назад
"Fuck it, we ball"
@eagleeye5189
@eagleeye5189 14 дней назад
"Statistically, rich blacks-"
@charlesdunn9222
@charlesdunn9222 3 дня назад
“Whoops”
@grimmashley8422
@grimmashley8422 10 дней назад
"He's right behind me, isn't he?"
@Battlemage15
@Battlemage15 7 дней назад
"Didn't you get the memo?"
@saamjaza1742
@saamjaza1742 8 дней назад
"okay, I promise theres a good explanation for this..."
@misterturkturkle
@misterturkturkle 26 дней назад
rip he died so young
@BazukinBelyugovich
@BazukinBelyugovich 5 дней назад
"Hello, this is [x] from Microsoft, your computer has been hacked"
@fistfullofsalt6311
@fistfullofsalt6311 16 дней назад
"You ARE the father."
@mikdan8813
@mikdan8813 4 дня назад
"My fellow Americans"
@plaguedocgames7364
@plaguedocgames7364 5 дней назад
“Do it! No balls!”
@mistertaz94
@mistertaz94 День назад
"They need to get used to not actually owning they're purchases."
@imapopo2924
@imapopo2924 8 дней назад
"I'm from the government and..."
@oneofthoseyoutubeusers
@oneofthoseyoutubeusers 7 дней назад
'We're from the government, and we're here to help'
@christopherwall2121
@christopherwall2121 11 дней назад
"If you just look at the FBI's statistics..."
@matthewlloyd3255
@matthewlloyd3255 4 дня назад
I uploaded it straight to live, shouldn't need to put a change like this through the test server.
@ilikecurry2345
@ilikecurry2345 Месяц назад
"Hey! We liked your art." You artists can relate, right?
@MariogamingMario
@MariogamingMario 9 дней назад
Are you referring to Pineapple on pizza is good
@cptkilgore
@cptkilgore Месяц назад
Christ Hansen: Why don't have a seat?
@pieceofschmidtgamer
@pieceofschmidtgamer 10 дней назад
God, Jontron is a living meme.
@906087
@906087 14 дней назад
Bad sign there's too many sentences that come to mind that he might be referring to
@Kablam5
@Kablam5 17 дней назад
"The right side of history."
@joshstack34
@joshstack34 10 дней назад
"I'm not racist, but..."
@iamthewalrus8391
@iamthewalrus8391 7 дней назад
The original video is "Everybody has a mailbox, and everyone reaches for their mail."
@ModeDriver
@ModeDriver 19 дней назад
Just 1 more spin
@tubach1082
@tubach1082 12 дней назад
You did not make it into art school
@TravisFletcher-nl6ch
@TravisFletcher-nl6ch 10 дней назад
"around five billion people just got killed in nuclear war".
@Sonichero151
@Sonichero151 16 дней назад
"I'm going to try and get into art college and should i fail, I'll try politics instead"
@elickson7340
@elickson7340 2 месяца назад
I'm not x but
@benharris4788
@benharris4788 11 дней назад
I’ve got a bad feeling about this
@BobBob-qg4lo
@BobBob-qg4lo 12 дней назад
When drake said "im too famous to be a pedophile"
@WH250398
@WH250398 15 дней назад
"I like you, but..."
@UltraPrimus
@UltraPrimus 12 дней назад
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States of America"
@TravisFletcher-nl6ch
@TravisFletcher-nl6ch 10 дней назад
I got a lot of these. Funny stuff.
@CourtJesterProductions
@CourtJesterProductions 8 дней назад
"I'm not racist but..."
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