Zach Snyder has done it, his filmmaking style has become so vacuous that not even four hour long hit pieces are worth sitting through. Sorry, take my engagement, but I just can't.
4 hours and 35 minutes of an absolute ass ripping ain't enough. You've validated all the problems i had with the season and open my eyes to many more. never change LP!
I was really hoping I would find a positive video about disney star wars for once, just because I wanted to listen to a different opinion and the arguments, but I should have known that's impossible. After all there are no arguments for disney
Movies and shows seem to be missing a couple things about people moving fast, or slowing down time. One is gravity seems different when you are fast or slow down time. You have to be careful with how you run, because gravity does not catch you as fast. And air will feel like it has more mass because it moves slower. So air can feel more like water, or molasses pending how fast you are going. That can also mean it feel strange to breath.
I love how you give credit to Snyder by implying he took the name Belasarius from history, even though he doesn’t have the culture for that. He 100% took it from Belasarius Cawl from Warhammer.
I know I commented a shit ton but I gotta say this: I fucking hate the no helmet removal rule: it’s obvious as a mushroom cloud that it was made up to work around Pascals absence and as an excuse to ADR lines in post The dark saber rules are dumb too: clearly they just wanted to give multiple characters at least one significant scene with said saber so they could sell toys
I love all the retro space opera anime references Platoon are making, as I recently got into this animation genre. By the way, did you watch Legend of The Galactic Heroes. Because it has such good writing (with small problems like crazy scale/casuality numbers and Earth Cult), could be example how to make political conflicts right in recent Star Wars and not-really-Star-Wars-Rebel-Moon movies.
I genuinely don’t understand people’s claims to spider helping them in the scene with the banshees. Firstly, no he couldn’t run off anytime he wanted, they had a tracker in his helmet, quarritch tells him as much. Secondly, he told him to do it without even instructing at all, putting him in much more danger by intention only remarking after he begins saying “oh by the way you were supposed to tie the mouth shut first” laughing at his danger. When thrown off the cliff, they thought quarritch was dead. Now I am not necessarily defending this movie but it should not be given undue critique.
Totally Not Spaceship Yamato looks to be able to be a planet killer, either from ship numbers or troop transport. Yet somehow this village will somehow both have enough grain to feed the whole thing, but also a a small amout that tis capable of being harvested by a handful of people with Ye Old tools
I don't know if you mentioned this, but there was a pop song many years back titled "Come on, Eileen" and it was accompanied by a video and in that video you will discover where Kora gets her dress sense.
As a native American, I can tell you that we can feel where our kin are. And we are magic. It's just the magic is more centered with dreams and weather.
The Mandalorian was written and produced with a whole new canon in mind: they don’t have any official storyline written or any sense of direction for each character but the intent is to introduce new characters and work their way up from there This approach REQUIRES a clean slate but UH-OH, the sequel trilogy creates a horrible dead end Aside from characters being basically useless given the inevitability of the empires rise to power(again), it reinforces the fact that Disneys trilogy merely repeats the story and format of the OT verbatim. They either need to decanonize the sequels or just give up on this shit: go back to Rey, where rise of skywalker left off and no longer bothering with a useless era
Dude I just unsubbed bc of your 10minute hissy fit. Somebody's job is following orders and I know how hard it must be to have to have your poor little YT page messed with but nobody is saying you have to stay on this site. Go to another platform and stop calling people boot lickers.
Is it wrong to call a bootlicker a bootlicker? I found it funny to listen too thinking my shitty work routine is at least better than someone’s who has to do that.
It drives me insane that Disney even bothered going back to the Galactic Civil War Era when their sequel trilogy is a remake in format and the aesthetic is basically the same as well along with the status quo They may as well have just gone forward and focused their live action projects on Rey, especially when we know their theme park attractions are strictly sequel based. But again they went back with the Mandalorian and since then they stayed in that era. It makes no sense because of the similarities to the sequels as well as the restrictions of the theme park attractions but also from an writers perspective the Galactic Civil War Era is a useless era given that the empire simply rises to power again, if it was ever defeated. Any character from the aforementioned era is basically useless especially given that most every character and the credibility of their arcs depend on the Empires defeat and I can’t stress that enough Luke is definitely ruined by the sequels but the show makes him an important part of the moment that should have been the shows official conclusion. This is obviously a mistake regardless because even if Grogu stayed with him what are you gonna do when Luke grows up to become Jake? Even if Grogu lives it’s pretty redundant to have him barely survive two Order 66’s Then there’s Cassian, Jyn and the members of Rogue One: because of the Death Star Destroyers they’ve officially given up their lives for a red herring(Bodhi Ruk is screwed either way with his embarrassing demise) Asohka sits on her thumb apparently through twenty five years of warfare only to train a Padwan who ends up guiding Thrawn back to the capital systems, possibly doing her share of bringing forth the First Order Boba Fett and his shoe horned attempt to be a public benefactor clearly went nowhere given the condition of Tatooine at the end of ROS Mon Mothma, of course, has the brilliant idea of demilitarizing the Republic, not that it wasn’t potentially doomed anyway judging from Christopher Lloyd’s appearance. Obi Wan Kenobi ultimately sacrifices himself for a student that shits the bed with a vengeance and fails to train a Jedi that lives, while Han and Leia whom Obiwan also sacrificed himself for, parented a new Vader before dying rather unceremoniously Even if dinn and Grogu aren’t tainted their series still exposes the writing and its overall quality concerning the entire brand
Nothing happened! The show was never good to begin with: it merely had potential but that’s akin to the mystery box approach The purpose of the show was not to tell an original story but to lay a foundation to build potentially interesting stories upon. This is why at least the second season is basically just teasing new projects: all these characters don’t have much depth or even much of a concept at all but they have just enough to make people want to see their spin off. Season 3 simply exposes this fact: Dinn and Grogus story was clearly not meant to span longer than two seasons. The only thing close to a plot this show had was Dinn delivering Grogu to a new Jedi order. And we know how welll that went: his time spent with Luke was brief and insignificant and before you knew it he was in Dinn’s custody again. It was all pointless
Seeing the clip from The Name of the Rose in your review made me smie. Perfect casting of ron perlman. Thank again for suffering for our entertainment!
I actually found most of the principal actors performances quite compelling. Even more so given your stark delineation of how little they had to work with
I'm not sure the premise of the Flash needing to eat food to keep his energy levels up works even on a fundamental level. Let's remember that Barry Allen and Flash are biologically synonymous. He doesn't BECOME the Flash, like Tony Stark becomes Iron Man with his suit or the kid from Shazam becomes Shazam with his incantation. Barry is always the Flash, so his biological processes are ALWAYS operating on the Flash's levels. Now let's remember that Arctic explorers need to eat around 10,000 calories per day just to maintain muscle mass, and these are just normal humans doing normal human things, albeit things on the edge of human capability. Competitive eaters (god I hate that that is a thing) eat up to 30,000 calories per day, and they are just normal humans doing disgusting things. The Flash is basically a god, in terms of his capability. He would need to be eating CONSTANTLY if his powers were fueled by human food. Not constantly in the sense Barry Allen puts it, but LITERALLY constantly. He could literally do nothing else but eat, and even then he would shrivel up and wither away within days for lack of nutrition. This man can go faster than light, and yet he is sustained by nothing more than sandwiches and lollipops. This film's writers broke the entire premise of the Flash's biology, which nobody was asking for, for a couple of jokes, which don't work, in a grand total of ONE SCENE, which had no consequences in terms of world building or character motivation. All that world-breaking (as in opposite to world-building, you're welcome) for one scene that DIDN'T EVEN NEED THE PREMISE TO BEGIN WITH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This is just astounding. The mind boggles contemplating this level of idiocy.
not sure why men feel the need to put down Lizzo, but I'm kind of tired of it to be honest. can we not make fun of bad people like weinstein, epstein, all the steins?
Anyone else really sick of the whole Nazi uniform as short hand for needlessly evil? Just me? Could we maybe try bad guys with some kind of motivation beyond evil cackling? I guess that’s too much to ask from someone who can’t even write motivations into his protagonists.
"A Christmas Carol, where Scrooge is an idiot who invents woke-Capitalism by letting a ghost con him into giving money to poor people who don't deserve it." Man, I just got the best plot-summary for Dickens' novel I've ever heard of.
