Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out "Dear God, what is that thing!" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means, it means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Dear Beloved, As I sit down to write this letter, my heart overflows with the profound love I feel for you. We share something truly special-a love that is rare and extraordinary. It is a connection that defies the norm, surpassing the realm of everyday experiences. Our love is like a story straight out of the pages of fairy tales, where true love conquers all. It is an enduring flame that burns brighter with each passing day, lighting up our lives even in the darkest of times. In your presence, I find solace and comfort, knowing that you are the one who understands and supports me through thick and thin. You are my anchor, my confidante, forever by my side. When I look into your eyes, I see a reflection of a love that knows no bounds-a love that blossoms with every shared moment. With you, I am reminded of the wondrous line from the famous tale of the dread pirate Roberts, "Do you think this happens every day?" Our love is not an ordinary occurrence; it is a rare and extraordinary phenomenon that only a few are fortunate enough to experience. As we navigate the ups and downs of life together, we prove that true love is not simply a mythical concept but a tangible reality. Every day brings new adventures and challenges, but we face them hand in hand, knowing that our love fortifies us against any storm that may come our way. My love, let us cherish and celebrate this love that we share. Let us be grateful for the special bond that unites us and fills our lives with joy, passion, and unwavering devotion. Our connection is a testament to the power of love-something that should never be taken for granted. In this journey we embark upon, we manifest a love that surpasses the ordinary-a love that grows stronger with each passing moment. It is in your presence that I find my home, my sanctuary, and my reason to believe in the magic of true love. So, my beloved, let us embrace this extraordinary gift that we have been blessed with-a love that is unlike any other. Together, we will continue to write our own love story-one that inspires, uplifts, and defies all odds. With all my love, Samson Harper
Bro won the battle of steel against Inigo, the battle of strength against Fezzik, the battle of wits against Vizinni, and the battle of bullshitting against Humperdink.
Funny sidenote: Cary Elwes uses almost that exact same line in 'From The Earth to the Moon'. He plays Apollo 11 CMP Michael Collins. The crew is talking about what Neil will say when he steps onto the surface of Mare Tranquilitatus. Elwes as Collins says "if you had any balls you'd say "My God, what is that thing, then cut your mic". Brilliant.
This video is from just after the beginning. There's not many videos with this hosting address that are any older. I clicked on it just to feel 2008 again. So long ago now. Nothing was so bad I couldn't ignore it.
It's possible, pig It's conceivable you miserable, vomitous mass. There is more than a tinge of likeliness, you malformed curmudgeon. It's not impossible, you pernicious discomfort in semi-human form. The stars aren't saying no, you human equivalent to the brown spot on a banana. It very well could happen, you result of the improper usage of what may or may not have been human sperm. The chances of it are greater than zero, yet less than 100... you feculent rear end of a diseased swine.
I think the height of irony is Humperdink brushes off skipping the "I do's" as a technicality. The whole point of his plan rests on getting married to Buttercup, that wasn't some trivial detail, that's a MASSIVE oversight!
Jesus is God & He loves you Jesus will soon be seen by all men, women, and children in the clouds. Jesus is returning now! Believe and be saved. Exodus 3:14 (God speaking) And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you. John 8:58 (Jesus speaking) Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Before Abraham was, I am. John 10:30 (Jesus speaking) I and my Father are one. Isaiah 9:6 For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, *The everlasting Father,* The Prince of Peace. Matthew 1:23 Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, *God with us.* John 1:1 & 14 1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 14 And the Word was made flesh (Lord Jesus), and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth. John 8:24 (Jesus speaking) I said therefore unto you, that ye shall die in your sins: for if ye believe not that I am he, ye shall die in your sins. John 14:9 (Jesus speaking)- Jesus saith unto him, Have I been so long time with you, and yet hast thou not known me, Philip? he that hath seen me hath seen the Father; and how sayest thou then, Show us the Father? Hebrews 1:1-3, & 8 (God calls His Son "O God" because Jesus IS God in the flesh) 1 God, who at sundry times and in divers manners spake in time past unto the fathers by the prophets, 2 Hath in these last days spoken unto us by his Son, whom he hath appointed heir of all things, by whom also he made the worlds; 3 Who being the brightness of his glory, and the express image of his person, and upholding all things by the word of his power, when he had by himself purged our sins, sat down on the right hand of the Majesty on high;- 8 But unto the Son he saith, Thy throne, O God, is for ever and ever: a sceptre of righteousness is the sceptre of thy kingdom. 1 John 5:7 For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one. Titus 2:13 Looking for that blessed hope, and the glorious appearing of the great God and our Saviour Jesus Christ; Revelation 1:7 Behold, he cometh with clouds; *and every eye shall see him,* and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen. Isaiah 44:6 (God speaking) Thus saith the LORD the King of Israel, and his redeemer the LORD of hosts; I am the first, and I am the last; and beside me there is no God. Revelation 1:8 (Jesus speaking) I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, *the Almighty.* Revelation 22:13 (Jesus speaking) I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last. --- There Are None Righteous / How To Be Saved Romans 3:10 & 23 10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one: 23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Luke 5:31-32 (Jesus speaking) 31 And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick. 32 I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance. 1 Peter 3:18 (The word “quicken” means “to make alive”) For Christ also hath once suffered for sins, the just for the unjust, that he might bring us to God, being put to death in the flesh, but quickened by the Spirit: Romans 10:9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. Acts 4:12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved. Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. Repent of your sins or suffer the consequences. Lord Jesus died in our places personally to take the death punishment that sin deserves and then resurrected by the power of God. Believe this and sincerely repent of your sins each time you sin and you will have eternal life and nothing to fear. Fail to repent and you will end up in the Lake of Fire.
"I think you're bluffing." "Let's say I am bluffing. You know that I am bluffing, and I know that you know that I am bluffing. And if you know that I know that you know that I am bluffing, and I know that you know that I know that you know that I am bluffing.... do you really think bluffing is the most optimal strategy?"
