7:03 I lived in San Francisco (California, USA) for over 30 years, and this applies 100% to Chinese restaurants in that city. Add in the chipped lino flooring, the eclectic yard-sale furnishings, and the wait staff that is comprised of the owner’s older children, and you are assured of a memorable dining experience - for about $20!
We need to make the most of these kind of humour type posts it because the lefties will be after banning them for upsetting the ones with no sence of humor whatsoever. Apparently its banned in Rochdale already.
Someone please explain the Turkey train ticket, 2nd meme on here, to me. The guy has a ticket with a magnetic strip in his mouth. What does that have to do with Turkey?
When I was in the army (90s) I went to a man u munchen (interleague) game. In the 2nd half the English fans started a chant. If you won the war ... stand up I couldn't even.
1:55 - Number 2 is always my comment if someone ignores my politeness, I hate rude people, 8:04 - Not only have I seen one, I got one, somewhere in bits. I think the arms hold everything together if I remember correctly 🤔 until they didn't.
When you hold the door open and a feminist asks: "Are you holding this door open just because I'm a 'woman'!!"No, I answer "I hold this door open, because I am a gentleman."
I know what asbestos hands are ❤ And English isn't even my first language - we have that same expression. And we have an expression that I would translate with "silver throat" (a bit different but I don't know the specific word - it's that specific part of the throat you use to swallow) for someone who can drink extremely hot things (cause after the war they would redo in silver the jaws and throat of veterans who lost it and of course they wouldn't feel heat anymore)
Elis James. Have you heard/seen gogglebox? People sitting at home, watching a television programme about people sitting at home, watching a programme about people on television! The barrel bottom has been well and truly scraped!
Syrup tin is like a standard paint tin. What's the problem? These are supposed to be funny? They're not. Think carefully before posting next time. These are more than a bit sh*t.