3:50 Bill undersold Darrell Green, dude ran a 4.43 40 on his 50th birthday, at 41 he was still playing NFL corner gettin INTs, & runnin in the 4.2s. For those who dont know- He was a corner in the NFL for 20 years, he supposedly ran a 4.09 40 in his prime, has a bunch of nfl records for oldest defensive player to ____. Dude was very fucking fast for a long fucking time.
The mushroom trip was the start of Bill's amazing character arc and in that healing, for me he started to surpass Chapelle in terms of blending side splitting comedy and earnest storytelling.
I dunno'bou'dat, Billy-Boy; The statement: "In Birmingham, they love their Governor" Followed by: *"BOOH-HOO-HOO!!!",* three consecutive *BOOOH!!!s* or even *"POOOH!!!s"* Isn't exactly, what I would concider an Hommage to the object at hand … I seems van Zant is more likely trying to tell us, that eventhough some of his fellow citizens might suck or be lame, he can't help, but to be homeward bound and miss his natal state - inspite certain dysfunctions - when away, or at least, that how he would imagine more of an inland Southerner would his homestead, given he was from Florida himself, as were most of the guys.
Bill is right. Feminism has gotten out of control to where feminists don't acknowledge humanity in men. Of course men are more attracted to sexy breasts than functioning breasts. They're not wrong for that.
Just find an Asian. They can't handle average size dicks. You'll be packing more heat than they'll ever need. Or just get into the small cock humiliation kink community.
All the nice people want to be with all the bad people. I see “modern women suck” comments and “all men have always sucked” comments on women’s channels. The problem is that nice people simply aren’t attracted to each other for the most part. Tragic.
Modern men should follow my example by staying SINGLE and becoming STERILE. I have no wife, no kids, no pets, and no regrets. I have reached the peak of SELF-ACTUALIZATION. But lest you think I'm crazy (like my name suggests), PLEASE CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING: FACTS - 50% of all marriages end in divorce. - 80% of all divorces are initiated by women. - Only 10% of divorced fathers get primary custody of their children (thanks to the family court system). - Child Support = $600/month (often more). - Vasectomy = $600/once (often less). - There are over 7 billion people in the world, most of whom are impoverished and/or spiritually misguided (Do we really need to make any more?). - More vasectomies = fewer abortions. - Many women don't treat men the way that they want men to treat them (i.e. these women don't live by the "Golden Rule"). - Many women keep double standards. They place demands and expectations on men that they don't want men to place on them. - In a divorce, men can expect to lose at least half of everything they own, and have worked for. - Many divorced fathers have to fight like hell in order to stay connected to their children (thanks to evil, selfish, cruel, hateful, vindictive ex-wives). - Nowadays, each year more men are victims of domestic violence than women. Males: 4.2 million; Females: 3.5 million. This doesn't even include the emotional abuse that women inflict on men. - If they commit adultery, or abuse their husbands, wives are rarely held accountable for the evil that they do. - After divorce, many men experience severe depression, and sometimes suicide. CONCLUSIONS - If you are a man, then GET A VASECTOMY and STAY SINGLE. It is the most intelligent, logical, rational, responsible, and healthy decision that a man can make. The belief that says, "If you meet the right woman, everything will work out fine", is BOGUS. So forget all the sentimental hogwash about getting married and having children. - This DOESN'T mean that we should hate women. On the contrary, we should love women. And as men, we should treat women the same way that we want women to treat us in return; and we should not place and demands or expectations on women that we don't want women to place on us. - This DOESN'T mean that we should avoid making female friends; avoid romantic relations; avoid intimacy; avoid being in love, or avoid having a steady sweetheart. - It only means that we should avoid reproduction, marriage, and cohabitation.
In response to your video, and many others like it, I am calling for a type of MEN'S LIBERATION MOVEMENT. To get on board, you must do 3 things: GET A VASECTOMY. If you are 18 or over, then get this done as soon as possible. This way you can enjoy being intimate with a woman without the fear of pregnancy. STAY SINGLE. If you are not married, or cohabitating, then stand your ground and stay as you are. REJECT ALL DOUBLE STANDARDS, GENDER STEREOTYPES, and GENDER ROLE EXPECTATIONS that are placed on men, and refuse to live by them. Remember, as men, we are only LEGALLY required to obey one gender role expectation, registering with Selective Service (military draft registration). I have decided to call this movement "OPERATION INDIAN OUTLAW" (named after a song by Tim McGraw). My challenge to all men is: Do you have the strength and the courage to join me and get on board with this movement? I pray that God helps you to do so.
I can't help but think Bill is thinking of close family, or even people like Patrice O'Neal while talking. He can almost hear how he's, not getting choked up but it's almost there when he starts talking about a person being lethargic and not being able to participate with the family. Or someone having kids while being overweight and passing away later due to complications, leaving their family alone. Lots of us have family members who are overweight and you can see what that does to them. So what's better? To let them live that miserable life or try to shock some sensitive to them and have them live in your life for longer?
Matt Lund,a friend if mine who worked at Crawdaddys in JB FL, dove an underwater cave at NIGHT. When they finally got the body his fingertips were gone from clawing the stone of the cave. It was years ago but i still think about it.
6:00 yeah it was a coming of age movie but at least they were human fucking beings. They kissed, MJ had a wet shirt and nipples and everything. Peter Parker at least seemed like he could obtain an erection. I liked it more than the MJ in comics. That was like someone's mom. Really abrasive, seemed like Parker was avoiding her more for the shitty personality rather than to keep his secret. Try watching the new multiverse shit. They're teens and act like "yeah let's hug at the most. Let's be the best home work buddies ever". Sick.
Asking a woman out while she’s on the clock (as a customer) never goes well unless it’s a place new to you and you’re making a spur-of-the-moment, cold approach. If you’re a regular at this business and she’s already noticed you before, the chance was already blown. She’s already formed an impression of you and will find it weak/indecisive that you didn’t make a move sooner. Plus, if it doesn’t work out you can’t ever go back to that business again in peace. I’d say 90% of the time it’s a bad move
better he knows nown than later… but even after marriage, there’s still no commitment… if she’s no longer in love with him, that’s a reason to leave… no wonder guys are having second thoughts on marriage.. it’s becoming meaningless
Hour 1 - timestamps do hour 2 yourself xD (i might finish this some other time) 0:01 - 10:37 - Dual income Household 10:37 - 16:54 - Best Friend Cheated on... with another friend, what to do 16:55 - 22:52 - Girlfriend has a Cannabis Problem 22:52 - 27:54 - {26:26 - 27:54 Amazon intermission} - how to leave one's number after being shitfaced, tastefully. 27:54 - 32:40 - ({Complicated} - a variety of takeaways) - the gist was someone having a family dispute and needed advice on handling it 32:40 - 41:00 - to fuck the boss's wife, or not to fuck the boss's wife, that is the question? idfk 41:00 - 53:23 - what do to when you fall out of love with your significant other (from the perspective of a chick) 53:23 - 59:30 - neighbors parking in shitty spots or some such - (and how to achieve inner zen - challenge impossible)
This is the most epic thing on the internet right now. Bill was so worried he'd be a shitty husband but the way they listen to each other is, like, marriage perfection.
