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Nimesh Patel
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Nimesh Patel is a stand up comedian and writer based in New York City. He is currently on his second nationwide tour and has written for SNL, the Oscars, Awkwafina, Hasan Minhaj, and much more.

While most know him for his (in)famous appearance at and subsequent removal from a comedy show at Columbia University (and his subsequent appearance on #JoeRogan), Nimesh has been performing comedy for over 10 years. You may have seen him on Comedy Central's This Week at The Cellar, VICE Live, and MTV's Vidiots. Nimesh is a regular at the Comedy Cellar in NYC and currently resides in Brooklyn.
Tuxedo Man | Nimesh Patel Stand Up Comedy
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3 месяца назад
Nimesh Patel Explores NYU Campus
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5 месяцев назад
Nimesh Patel Goes Back To Columbia University
4:38
6 месяцев назад
Confronting A Spy | Nimesh Patel
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7 месяцев назад
Комментарии
@Ravmyster1121
@Ravmyster1121 24 минуты назад
"You too old to be acting like a fuckin moron" - that was cold 😂😂
@raymondwilson293
@raymondwilson293 30 минут назад
indian Ron White 🤍
@snakejumper3277
@snakejumper3277 Час назад
I would explain to this woman that there's no such thing as a pure race.
@jcooks1974
@jcooks1974 2 часа назад
This my friends, is how Devindranath becomes Dev or Dave.
@miamilner1817
@miamilner1817 2 часа назад
Sorry to tell you, but Connecticut is a very diverse state.😂😂😂
@B.Harper7
@B.Harper7 3 часа назад
Tell your friends you miss them mofos!!!!!!!
@B.Harper7
@B.Harper7 3 часа назад
Hahahahahahahaaaaa pops said "modern solutions to modern problems" 😂🤣
@B.Harper7
@B.Harper7 3 часа назад
Awwwww that's awesome
@B.Harper7
@B.Harper7 3 часа назад
Every single Floridian would be more than happy to help Reza on his mission, the Coast Guard genuinely did not think this through! They truly created a super villain, that 'enacts' every single Florida man, at once, deep in their souls 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@CP-xy1bz
@CP-xy1bz 3 часа назад
Come to UK there are English chefs who can make good Indian food
@jorgeluisrinconsuarez5930
@jorgeluisrinconsuarez5930 3 часа назад
probably she conquered him LMAO
@rockssocks201
@rockssocks201 6 часов назад
Indian guys are hot
@leechrec
@leechrec 7 часов назад
Boeing has done a fine job of totally destroying its reputation.
@brandonhanrahan1748
@brandonhanrahan1748 7 часов назад
I think that’s an issue a lot of Americans have that grow up with not just American culture but their families legacy culture. Also I am a child of divorce with a father who was not interested in raising me at all. So that definitely plays a huge part in having trouble comming to grips with who we are as a person. Usually people are defined by their parents and their community, the parents are supposed to represent a balance, two sides of the same coin, and when one is missing, it’s never a positive thing. One needs the other, and the other needs the one. Balance. Also your fuckin hilarious bro love your comedy!
@brandonhanrahan1748
@brandonhanrahan1748 7 часов назад
That is a very very interesting piece of history. I love history. Especially American. Although this small part I’m ashamed of. Just like the imprisonment of Japanese Americans during WW2
@ajak4262
@ajak4262 8 часов назад
I’m married to a black woman, some of the stupid ass s**t we’ve been asked, or told, like the hate yourself, slave/owner, as if there’s some special, ulterior motive either of us have to be dating outside our race. People are always disappointed when they find out why we’re together. When I asked her for a date, she said yes. And later on I found out she was smokin hot in bed, and mad my head spin, that didn’t hurt. So I’m glad you’re handling this s**t so well Dimesh, for guys like me that don’t have quite the same quick wit when responding to stupid. Maybe one day we won’t have to
@brandonhanrahan1748
@brandonhanrahan1748 8 часов назад
When the war first broke out after 9/11, unless I’m mistaken, some coast guard units got deployed to Afghanistan
@wishingwell1000
@wishingwell1000 9 часов назад
👏👏👏👍👍👍
@jameswise7719
@jameswise7719 10 часов назад
That’s great . Thank you Fuck you . Priceless
@yn4601
@yn4601 10 часов назад
As an Indian who is married to a white wife (not in the US) , I believe this accusation is so dumb and racist: Because of your race you are not allowed to marry into other race. You should not marry the wife you love but rather the wife that the ministry of the race is allowing you to. And who tries to impose it? Your fellows of the same race. It’s exactly what white supremacy ideology is trying to say. Do you identify with this ideology? How much stupidity and lack of self esteem need to come with this claim?
@jakeroyal6580
@jakeroyal6580 10 часов назад
When’s Tulsa ?
@arianprofit
@arianprofit 11 часов назад
Lmao 🤣.
@EpicHighTimeShow
@EpicHighTimeShow 13 часов назад
Keep
@ttgautam21
@ttgautam21 13 часов назад
I booked a flight to India…and first thing I checked was it is not boring 737max 😂
@gerardobrown5967
@gerardobrown5967 13 часов назад
My wife is a" Person" that happens to be white . But first of all she is a person.
@Badumtss2468
@Badumtss2468 14 часов назад
There’s nothing wrong with those rules. Imagine being lustful and having no control over your emotions and actions and blaming the religion. Its a YOU issue, not the religion’s
@robinmaharjan102
@robinmaharjan102 14 часов назад
That way they call Dhoti chor.. sala Das chor..
@hannahesslinger513
@hannahesslinger513 15 часов назад
A lot of wading around.
@millsykooksy4863
@millsykooksy4863 15 часов назад
Lmaooooo
@misskitty7235
@misskitty7235 16 часов назад
No white person has ever said to me how did you meet your husband when I’m white and he’s not
@jadedragon8548
@jadedragon8548 20 часов назад
LMFAO
@chrisredfield6274
@chrisredfield6274 21 час назад
So many people have zero self awareness
@YoTubin
@YoTubin 21 час назад
Love this dude just hilarious
@tigeragri5355
@tigeragri5355 22 часа назад
KC is crazy
@mattsapero1896
@mattsapero1896 23 часа назад
That’s the wrong bridge, bro. Glad you made it.
@christinearmington
@christinearmington 23 часа назад
🎉😂❤. I’m here for the red haired opera singer! 👩‍🎤
@AShah1313
@AShah1313 День назад
Chicago ❤ see you there
@ianweniger6620
@ianweniger6620 День назад
Maybe NOW you say something about Free Palestine? ✊🏼🇵🇸
@msumode4493
@msumode4493 День назад
Airbus is not american. Be patriotic.
@janetculpepper9016
@janetculpepper9016 День назад
He is SO badd.....LOVE HIM!!!🥰
@maxiscoozuba4338
@maxiscoozuba4338 День назад
Racist b
@LL-rz5dt
@LL-rz5dt День назад
people will not stop with racial divide.. perpetually insisting on racism and dividing the whites from anything else
@TrustMelDontCare
@TrustMelDontCare День назад
Hell yeah, dude!
@luisangelflores3951
@luisangelflores3951 День назад
It's a roast how do you not know
@stephaneg
@stephaneg День назад
If a white woman would have asked the same thing to a white guy, she'd have been kicked out of the joint !
@deepee6602
@deepee6602 День назад
Pretend to be Italian
@dggd4617
@dggd4617 День назад
Don't mess with the Elders, Nimesh! I watch all of your videos and I find you hilarious. So now, quit f'ing with us! Our money is green, too. Signed: Almost 70 and I look GLORIOUS! #DontCrack
@albertveneg2813
@albertveneg2813 День назад
Damn it’s crazy how boeing just had 2 whistleblowers killed
@pinkman1k-kr2hv
@pinkman1k-kr2hv День назад
I think her bad English made her sound hypocrite she was curious about the story since she assume that white parents will be racists and refuse the marriage like every series in Latin America
@pinkman1k-kr2hv
@pinkman1k-kr2hv День назад
I think her bad English made her sound hypocrite