Nimesh Patel - Emotionally Unavailable | Stand Up Comedy

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TICKETS TO MY SHOWS: punchup.live/nimeshpatel/tickets
You'll see none of this LIVE. This is 30 loosely developed minutes I’m throwing away. Done casually over two Thursdays in NYC. It’s just me, sharing some jokes that didn't fit anywhere else. Sit back, relax and enjoy!
COME SEE ME ON TOUR:
April 24 Jacksonville
April 26 Miami
April 27 Miami
May 3 Austin
May 7 Ontario (California)
May 8 Irvine
May 10 Salt Lake City
May 11 Salt Lake City
May 14 Tulsa
May 15 Oklahoma City
May 17 Dallas
May 24 Charlotte
May 25 Charlotte
May 31 Houston
June 1 Houston
June 2 Houston
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@Findingnimesh Месяц назад

Hey all thanks for being here. This is some material im burning as it doesnt fit in my set. nothing crazy, just fun

@SalMcrUK Месяц назад

Bro i love your comedy come to the UK on tour you have not only mentally helped me through lockdown but massively helped my depression watching your material and laughing. A true hero brother. Sal, Manchester UK and British Pakistani

@HY-sn8mu Месяц назад

Burn the set😂

@rosshalz Месяц назад

THIS is the shit you BURN? 😮

@MCPhaze1 Месяц назад

Still great writing, it also took the crowd a little time to warm up it seems like they were to serious at first lol

@joebine6644 Месяц назад

Merci Nimesh, j'écoute toujours tes nouveaux stand up, 💯🫡🙂

@rumanaakoob6744 Месяц назад

Nimesh laughing at his own jokes is my favourite part of watching him.

@VibeWithTiki16 8 дней назад

It’s like the one thing that really gets me about him. He knows he’s funny and he works well with the crowd

@LifeOfBaha Месяц назад

the mom sitting alone in a corner hits so hard

@blockchainprofessor.x Месяц назад

Ian Fidance, Brad Williams, and Nimesh Patel specials all within 48 hours. Hell yeah

@blockchainprofessor.x Месяц назад

And fuck offfff, it's special to me

@kholub7520 Месяц назад

Brad Williams admitted to rape on a podcast 😂 what a funny little fella

@joep1909 Месяц назад

You are a legend of the game. I named my dog George Carlin 4 years ago in honor. My next dog is going to be named Nimesh Patel 😂😂 I gotchu bro lmao

@amir.420 Месяц назад

That is considered offensive and trashing in every other culture existing on planet earth

@extremehunter11 Месяц назад

So a few years back I wrecked my dirt bike and shattered my pelvis. I absolutely hate surgery and had a bunch of people trying to talk me into it. So I googled my surgeon and his name was Nimesh Patel. Well I was way more nervous and could have swore my surgeon was a comic, y’all look a lot alike too😂

@avi3020 Месяц назад

Need more of this.this was hilarious

@cipriantufa5496 Месяц назад

I'm glad to hear that this was material that you could burn. It means that the other material is amazing. Unfortunately, you're not coming to my goofy country so I'm happy to get this. I would've paid more than 20 bucks for this set. Thank you Nimesh!

@thehazarika Месяц назад

Love his laugh. Gives me joy

@yawnMan8 Месяц назад

Love your stuff man, thank you for being awesome and real. You inspire so many people man. Top 2 most underrated comic currently working right now.

@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679 Месяц назад

Nice! Love your stuff Nimesh!

@ajaysofar2265 Месяц назад

big ups to you man! really putting in that work and it shows!

@fzaman1980 Месяц назад

Holy moly this started out good then became awesome

@MrAlexman3 Месяц назад

When I need a good laugh through the rough times I'm having rn, this is the place im going to

@----REDACTED---- Месяц назад

Free content > Best content

@NoelBuller Месяц назад

@dantealamillo8 Месяц назад

Love your shit man, love to see the new stuff! Hope to go see one of your sets up in NY soon, good funny shit!

@Photik Месяц назад

Love you brother!!! Can't wait to see you soon in Cali!

@brainblast2193 Месяц назад

I need to go see you again man, you're awesome! 😂

@nfranklin997 Месяц назад

consistently droppings gems. luv u god 🐐🥲💆🏾‍♂️

@eric1302 Месяц назад

Can’t wait to see you on May 7th in Ontario, CA.

@ignorasmus Месяц назад

@04:19 - It is actually supposed to be "Nimesh" & not "Neemesh" in proper Indian accent. The guy mistakenly ended up calling him properly while he himself doesn't. Nimesh (निमेष) means "Bilnk of an eye/ A short moment/ Split second". Interestingly, the opposite word "Animesh" (अनिमेष) is a more popular name in India. It means "Unblinking/ Focused".

@Findingnimesh Месяц назад

Love when dorks tell me how to pronounce my name. It’s my name. I’ll say it however the way I want and that way is right. Foh with your “well actually” bs.

@ignorasmus Месяц назад

@@Findingnimesh Sure bro, call yourself Banunu if you like! 🙂 The point was just about pronunciation of the word "Nimesh". Didn't mean to diss on your joke or "tell you your name" at all. I am a indeed a proud dork/ nerd/ geek who loves sharing trivia as long as the probability of getting physically punched in the face is low enough 😂😂

@sanchezhfernandez Месяц назад

@5SMA you have a point though..

@mohba01 Месяц назад

@@Findingnimeshit's not your name , at least not exclusively..there are plenty of PPL who have the same name

@rskolkata Месяц назад

You can say your own name wrong if you like, but when the black guy said 'Nimesh' correctly, he actually supported the culture. So technically your joke falls flat.

@suburbanpicasso Месяц назад

Thanks for this.

@Vijay43523 Месяц назад

Woah THANKS FOR THIS was having a rough morning not anymore 😌

@steffighter144 Месяц назад

Wow that looks great

@brownomarz8049 Месяц назад

This is amazing

@thezephyrspirit Месяц назад

Great material bro…

@checkplease112 22 дня назад

this is good bro

@xrzeropoint7989 19 дней назад

Free idea for a movie: A comic gets kidnapped by a couple and put in a makeshift jail cell in their basement and forced to tell jokes in exchange for food and water! Nothing else is required for him to do. Just tell jokes. If he bombs he starves! He's rescued by a heckler stalker who figured out that he was kidnapped because he never showed up at his next gig! So weirdly he has to appreciate the heckler stalker for saving him! Awkward!

@ogjohn3346 Месяц назад

Good stuff as always tho!

@BKaneNp8 Месяц назад

Yo this jawn funny

@flowkimontana3120 Месяц назад

Bro i needed this. Thank you mayneeee. The youtube comedys have been dead and dry as phuck lately. And i like how you gave a pretty unbiased perspective on drugs. Im leaving that life behind now, so i can actually have a chance at having a family of my own. It good to hear my favorite comedian doing something similar. Big ups to to you bro. Idk if you'll believe if you think you just a comedian but you are an inspiration to me, keep doing what you do my brother. And all the best with starting your family, i hope you have a strong and healthy kid or kids mayne.💛💛💛 love from nz bro. Also you should do some shows in nz😅

@arianprofit Месяц назад

My fav comedian.

@RoyalMigos22 Месяц назад

Damnn Now what am I going to binge watch tonight 🥲

@TheTexican05 Месяц назад

Every one of your fans needed this video drop today. Thank you, Nimesh! ✌️ 🍻

@brianbiechele1908 Месяц назад

The Watergate is still a cool looking place. I would love to check it out. Was in Jr High school when Nixon f... up. Great stuff brother.

@PrasadCalifornia Месяц назад

Nimesh you should add that Riddhi Patel shit in your set. Your sista has done 1 solid for ya 😂

@Photik Месяц назад

That Betterhelp commercial was great 😂😂🤣

@ytadltspv 19 дней назад

'cocaine is one hell of a drug' - rick james. truer words were never spoken

@----REDACTED---- Месяц назад

WAHOOOO YAAAA WHOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAA🎉🎉🎉🎉 THANK YOU FOR THIS

@DuckODuckProductions Месяц назад

Just saw the show today in Miami it was littttt

@JFedd Месяц назад

I luv this guy 🤣🤣🤣

@ulisesizucar963 Месяц назад

Best Indian comedian! Tall aziz I love u

@whatevernevermind8377 26 дней назад

I wonder why it's normalized for people to feel the necessity to mention to an Indian man that they like Indian women.

@----REDACTED---- Месяц назад

He's not sorry if you are british ☝️

@makiluvr 8 дней назад

he kinda sounds like kuzco from emperor's new groove 😂

@grant2nd Месяц назад

I wish you could get booked at the palm beach improv while you're in s flo in Miami

@rishicrk Месяц назад

IM COMING TO NYC THIS JUNE!!! I REALLY REALLY HOPE I CAN SEE YOU PERFORM!! ALL THE WAY FROM INDONESIA !!

@Memes-y-lz1xh 12 дней назад

Thanks for visiting Salt Lake, Hasan. The one at the end is Netflix material. So is a lot of this ... I don't slide in DMs but I'll leave a comment to reciprocate and hopefully support. Love your shit, thanks for the jokxx

@Mj-Elize.Uwan.H 10 дней назад

❤come to Belgium please 🤞🏾

@emaniacgames8391 Месяц назад

“Durgs are great”

@RuffReckah7026 Месяц назад

Drugs??

@jacobmorres9817 Месяц назад

My body is ready

@BartSPL Месяц назад

Bro I'm from Linden and can relate to this so much especially going to hs in Edison

@sassythesasquatch4425 Месяц назад

1 min in i am already laughing in the office

@Vijay43523 Месяц назад

Editor went hard on this 🙂‍↕️

@Skider Месяц назад

Sarthak is the Goat 🐐

@THE_BEAR_JEW Месяц назад

The omission of the tuxedo section is definitely a psychopath thing, but I support it fully. You should keep that joke at least, it's a solid twist at the end.

@RNDMBIRD 26 дней назад

Maybe it's the drugs, but you told the 'I'm never Gonna get into Princeton story ' many times haha

@markminter6312 Месяц назад

Nimesh laughs like an Indian Andrew Schulz

@brrrr16 Месяц назад

Nimesh, for some time im trying to like u, and the only thing stopping me except the material is your constant laughter ❤❤

@flowkimontana3120 Месяц назад

Personally i love it when he laughs at his own joke. The mf knows he funny. Just like turn the volume down when he laughs real quick and flick it back up when you see him not lookin like he laughing

@brrrr16 Месяц назад

@@flowkimontana3120 i was tryng to roast him man...but ur reply is pretty funny to

@erinsargent4011 Месяц назад

❤❤❤❤

@FinanceWisdomTech Месяц назад

Ty Bhai

@sahm5071 25 дней назад

This was a great set. Crowd seemed weak. They didn’t deserve you.

@neostark24 Месяц назад

They didn't appreciate your work as much as RU-vid will

@AK_VALLY Месяц назад

why do i feel like i've seen you in KLIA Airport 😎😎

@barbourgirl78 17 дней назад

The dude accused you of being a bully, but he was bullying a Bloomingdale's employee. How ironic. You should have called him out on it.

@MsArrika Месяц назад

To be fair, Kate married in so calm down. XD

@ohhhhhm Месяц назад

Hi Nimesh 👋

@4that2kracker0 Месяц назад

Ahould call this special mental unwell

@DustinBeyetteThePerson Месяц назад

I'll pay for it feminism 😂😂😂

@hetulpatel6341 Месяц назад

On a serious note, contact me if you do get liquor store from your dad and want to sell.

@supersonja988 Месяц назад

As a black woman who paid a lot to see you in san antonio i find it weird you say we don"t like you. I liked you before i saw live. Very disappointed but keep doing you

@Findingnimesh Месяц назад

It’s just a joke lady I know you do. I had a group of 10 teachers from Cleveland at my show in Orlando and they loved me. Appreciate the support!

@TheGeorgeous Месяц назад

He's a comedian, making jokes, doing his job. Not giving an interview about his emotional wavelengths

@BartSPL Месяц назад

He's from jersey. We view race as a joke cause in jersey we see each other as all the same. I know you gotta have a good joke about my Polish people @findingnimesh