One of his best monologues 😂 I have a fond memory of watching this on my phone while visiting my parents, laugh crying for an hour, which only got worse when i tried to explain what's so funny "His last act on earth was to piss himself in three different directions at once" actually almost killedme 😂😂😂😂😂
"But before I go, I'd like to leave you with this thought: An American missionary called John Chau died this year. A Christian missionary trying to bring the gospel to the world's most isolated tribe, the North Sentinelese, that killed him in a hail of arrows when he landed on their island. Do you know what he did to try and relax them, as he approached? When he got off the boat, he took off his clothes and approached them in a pair of black Y-fronts. Their Christian group's saying he should be a martyr. He may even become a saint; the patron saint of daft cunts! It was his third visit to the island. On a previous trip, someone shot an arrow through his Bible. If only God had given him some kind of sign! He didn't bring Christianity to the North Sentinelese. But he did bring them the concept of homoerotic suicide. He hasn't died in vain; a pelican has made a nest out of his pubic hair in the remains of his Bible, and his rib cage is now a monkey's xylophone. And he didn't totally fail as a missionary. As he died, he whispered the story of Christmas into the ear of a seagull. He learned some of the North Sentinelese language. So he understood the final words he heard: 'Aim for his underpants!' someone yelled, as their top marksman split his cock in two! His last act on Earth was to piss himself in three different directions at once! Casting rainbows like a Las Vegas fountain. He didn't give them faith, but the North Sentinelese will continue to learn from John Chau, as his rotting body introduces them to every virus since Napoleon." - Frankie Boyle's New World Order
Thank you for posting this, no idea how I've never found it before, but I was here at this clinic too, lived only down the road in Ripponlea, and man it was amazing seeing him, gonna be seeing devin again at the Forum November 10, can't fucking wait
John Chau is indeed a martyr of love, and because of that and because you spoke of him, in Heaven he will forgive you for your obscene comments on him.
His fear of flying hasn't helped his career overseas either. As an Aussie, I'd love to see him tour down here. I noticed in a recent Bill Burr interview, Bill mentioned he'd seen Frankie's "mermaid" live bit and found it hysterical. He wasn't sure of his name, though...until the interviewers clued him in. Agreed. He should be much bigger.
@@ComaDave That's a great point! I forgot about the flying thing. I vaguely remember him telling a story about an ex who threw away his valium before a flight, knowing it would make it hell for him, and he stopped flying after--maybe I don't have the details right, but something like that. Also, interesting about the mermaid bit, hahaha. That's the one about the monkey with its legs sewn together in the attic, yeah? "You remind me of that monkey, Johnny." Hahaha. Thanks for the reply, dude!
