Yeah the mechanicus is built like they still use vista 40,000 years in the future

Is it possible to download this for like a phone call song?

I miss TTS Warhammer it was so good

Gods I miss this show... GOD.. EMPEROR... GOD EMPEROR.. *comissar gun clicks* sigh... fuck... *gun shot*

[FABRICATOR-GENERAL] Greetings, Custodes, how are you this day? Have you brought me any cool ancient tech to display? [CAPTAIN-GENERAL] No we have not, but to ask you for a favour [FABRICATOR-GENERAL] That's all too bad, because I'd like a new shaver [CAPTAIN-GENERAL] The Adeptus Mechanicus' ranks you have climbed Even though you seem to explode all the time This seems quite suspicious, you have to agree [FABRICATOR-GENERAL] That is just my drivers being crappy, see? [CAPTAIN-GENERAL] Then how is it you can keep surviving these blasts? To all the other Techpriests, it badly contrasts Your sentience it seems to return from the dead How this could be, you might want unsaid [FABRICATOR-GENERAL] You come to my planet with friction and strife? You somehow believe that I can flee the afterlife? Please do tell me, fleshling, is this some kind of goof? I don't reckon that you brought any actual proof? [CAPTAIN-GENERAL] It's a favour I seek, not some sort of a brawl Were it not for my Lord I'd not be here at all Now, tell me, where is the Proteus Protocol? Withhold information and we'll be your downfall [Captain-General falls over] [FABRICATOR-GENERAL, spoken] Y-You... You al... You all right..? [CAPTAIN-GENERAL, spoken] Sound mate, go on, where's the Proteus Protocol? [FABRICATOR-GENERAL] There is no such technology, you must be high [SHIELD-HOST PROTEUS] *stomp stomp stomp* You lie! [CAPTAIN-GENERAL] It has been confirmed to be in your supply! [FABRICATOR-GENERAL] I'm the Mechanicus' Lord! You dare treat me like this? [LRAK] Keep dawdling and on your cables we'll piss! [CAPTAIN-GENERAL] Where the Protocol is we still haven't heard [FABRICATOR-GENERAL] Your claim is absurd, you have no proof I use it! [HAMMURABI UNFERTH] How dare you, you colossal mechanical nerd! He does not need proof, he's the Emperor's Word! When you go and reject our Emperor's truths Then, darling, I'm sorry, but out goes your screws! [FABRICATOR-GENERAL] I'm the Omnissiah's Voice, and my word is as true! [HAMMURABI UNFERTH] Oh really, you think so? Well-*clap clap* Fuck you! How about we go ahead and call our Emperor? He's got a text to speech now [CAPTAIN-GENERAL] And a fiery temper [LOCKWARDEN] Here's an Astropath, why don't we make the call? We'll check in and see what he thinks of this stall? [FABRICATOR-GENERAL] That you have the gall! [LRAK] Oh, are you gonna bawl? [FABRICATOR-GENERAL] I hate you all [CAPTAIN-GENERAL] This is getting banal Please bring to us the Protocol [FABRICATOR-GENERAL] Fine [CAPTAIN-GENERAL] Yes! [SHIELD-HOST PROTEUS] Victory for the Captain-General!

Am I the only one who can't stop laughing when the subtitle includes Machine Code and lose all my shit when Fabricator General starts singing?

"Keep dawdling and on your cables we'll piss!" my favorite threat ever.

Can confirm, Fabricator General is a colossal mechanical nerd.

Kitten is exactly what the Imperium needs.

I tried to use a Binary-to-Ascii conversion on what they are actually saying, and found out, that it is a horrendous leetspeek. Kitten: 9r33t1n92ph48R1C470R-g3n3r4L Fabricator-General: GreetingskUStoD32 FG: HoW R JooT12 D4Y? FG: hAv3 u8R0U9h7 M3 4NY - kEWl4nc1en77Ech - 4NYd15PL4y Kitten: N0, weH4VEH4VE N07 Kitten: N0,7045K45K - ph0r4F4v0ur FG: 7H@'z 4LLH4VE8AD - CUz1'dL1ke4 N3W 5H4v3R Kitten: 73h 4d3p7U2 m3Ch4N1cu2RANx j00 Hav3 cLIm83D - EvEN 7H0U9hU 533m 70 -3XPl0D3 4llTEh T1me

This song has so many good lines haha

So.. if anybody wonders what the Noosphere is and why EVERY Mechanicus subject wants to be communicating via it!? THIS! THIS RIGHT HERE!

This is comedy

Never forget what they took from us

I have seen this video at least 12 times, and I noticed the red (of course red) fidget spinner in the fabricator general's claw now 😂😂😂😂😂

This is so funny LOL.

just had to check if this existed.

I really enjoy this.

For me, kitten will always be canon

Hammurabi Unferth is probably one of my least favorite characters in the whole series, but his part in the song was THE BEST.

creates an awesome atmosphere I can almost smell it thats exactly what I like hails from drauglur from germany

"He does not need proof, he's the Emperors word" The most badass line to be said by an unimportant side character

Never gets old, this 👌

There’s some kind of harmonic carbon monoxide leak in here

I have been watching this more than I would like to admit

Damn. This shit already 10 years old.

This alown shows the genus of TTS we need to get back I need to know that has happened to Kitten and the rest of the Custodes

This is scary af. Joker desperately trying to escape being assimilated into the hive mind was horrific. The fact he doesn't escape is even more fucked.

My fav part is the 'you really think so? *Clap*clap* f*ck you!*

After 1 year is still an emotion this video

VICTORY FOR THE CAPTAIN GENERAL!!!!

so if an custodis gets a new name after every viktory. what in teras name go kitten get for name after this anialtion of the fabricator generals audio subrutine

This is the finest piece of fan fiction ever. If more people made modern operas like this, I would watch them.

the first word in "Fine" is "n3v4r" in binary so i don;t think he actually said "fine"

Back is broken

That was the finest politics i’ve ever seen

This alone convinced me to start collecting Custodes

YOU LIE!

This is how WWIII should go

That is beyond amazing. I have to watch more of this series.

I love this

When high level baards fight a boss

You know, if politics today was like this, I wouldn't mind becoming one.

What is the proteus protocol????

Soundwave would be proud.

Even the astropath sings his praises.

Kittens Yuss! binary is "17 1z 71m3!"

Make a 10 hour remix

Anyone else notice how "Your claim is absurd, you have no proof I use it" is switched around between the episode and Stringstorm's track?

People talking about alexander hamilton rap politics being the best but then I show them this.