And also that one story from the comics where Sam kills him. Smothers him with a pillow I think. (And another unfinished one where he gets shot and dies and Sam gets depressed)
Red guy is a feeling I understand way too much. Also I find it funny knowing that he’s the only person who’s actually a person. Like a person in a costume.
"you _could_ fire him :)! or *_kill_* him :)!" "myy tuuurn :)....aœ :(" "ah, thatsgoneoff sorry.. _memorieees_ (aw :( )" "op! here i go again :)! *_EUGH_* " " *_FATHER?!_* _THAT ONES THE DAD??_ D:" "now! does he have a history of htg̷t̴j̵̩̖͕̔̿͝͝a̷̳̖̬͋̍͘o̸̩̖͂d̴̨̡̧̨̨̡̘͉͇̺͚̟̯̦̻̖̐͗̿̈́̂̒̓̅͑̂͛̕͝͝͝͝ͅẖ̶̢̱͌̉̓̀̇̈́̈̓̈́͗̕͜͜͝͝ȓ̵̥̹͇̦̈b̵̛̛͍͇̲̙̘̯̓̓̓̑̎̆͋͑̓̀͗͛͂͗͒̚̕͜K̸͓͔̑̿̓͂̃̒͝S̷̨̧̨̨̡̢̛̞̺̫͇̻͍̹̟̜̜̩̦̳̤͚͙̻̩̭͈̬̰̔̐̂̋͑̋̎͆̆̎̚͜͝͝͝J̶̻̥̖̰̳͇̱̱̬͉̣̗̬͙͖̙̞͔͓̩͍̤̗̺̬͕͐͐̂̓͌̉̄͝ͅC̸͈̰͇̊̀͗̆̔̑̇̈́ :)?" "...they go in the cupboard..? yeah, the cupboard.. _ʷʰᵃᵗˀ_ " this is for ME okay be quiet