No sloppy steaks ??

“WE’RE ALLOWED TO SHOW EEM NUDE!” Mans rly said “show eem” 😅😂

You cant do that. You cant skip lunch. That not allowed.

When the guy goes no it couldnt your dressed like a hot dog and he looks over and points and says so is that guy. Then that guy goes oh no... I lose it. That part doesnt get enough credit.

I CANT KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANYMORE ABOUT TABLES

I was wondering who he reminded me of and it hit me during the car scene. He has some of the same mannerisms as the kid who played Brick on the Middle

I’m going to eat the whole thing

"...but I NEVER talk! "

I DIDNT RIG SHIT!

let me get a video of you saying you're gonna kill the president gimme dat... i'm jokin' y'know, i wanna tell you something. you yelled at me it's turbo time jamie taco keeps stealing my lines every line in crashmore, especially "you fucking SUCK", "are you dumb?", "he may kill you but theres no fuckin way he's killin' me. fuckin asshole, he said that?", "I don't care if i die, everything has sucked lately", and "I've seen everyone naked. to see if they have tattos. if they do they get no gift."

"the skeletons will pull your hair. up but NOT OUT" i cry every time

I know that. I'm not stupid. I'm smarter than you. Crapdangit, this sucks.

THAT'S gonna kill me. THAT'S real. THAT lives with us on Earth.

‘He was trying to call me a liar and a thief like Nixon and a pig’.

"DON'T COME OVER BY ME!"

The old man costume one is so damn good, seeing his character go from being so incredibly excited about doing it to wanting to die 😅

"You can't change the rules because you don't like how I'm doing it" and "NOT EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW TO DO EVERYTHING, DRIVING ISN'T THE ONLY THING" speak deeply to me as an autistic person

Whenever I or my Girlfriend say something stupid nobody else really gets we follow it up with "I see the world WILDLY and in WILD ways!!"

gimme dat

I almost killed myself Juuliee!

LIVE FOR NEW YEARS EVE for some reason gets me

“Is that a hot dog?” “… I’m so tired”🤣🤣

Grandpa thinks he’s slick. he knows damn well what a sloppy steak is… piece of shit.

Brian’s hat… “Nobody said shit dude, nobody said shit”. 😂😂🤣 and then the discarded dice.

I can’t go a day without watching this show, It’s starting to be a problem

And people are mad at me cuz I showed a bunch of naked dead bodies flying out of boxes? Reeeaallly??

“Aye almost killed myself Juuullliiie!”

He has some serious Limmy Energy

she HAD eaten a battery like a little battery like a circle battery like a watch a battery.

Hold on, wait a minute. That guy yells!

PAUL BUFANO PAUL BUFANO!

No one else in my life thinks this show is as funny as I think it is what do I do?

My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for fifty seconds I thought there was monsters on the world.

“You gotta walk to the food store, you gotta walk to the house!” Is such an underrated line

roy donk

"oh my god Johnny Carson just fucking hit me"

What are sloppy steaks Its steaks with water dumped on them *kermit voice "its really really good"

Wouldnt you agree thats all you need???

I cackle every time i see the mask clip of him saying "i dont even want to be around anymore"

Summer loving episode my brothers and I quote daily. “Ahhwwww ArE yOu SuRe?🥸🥴” LOL

This cured me

I’m not sir,I’m just like the tiredest I’ve ever been😮💨🌭

I’m not taking the hat off

If you had a patreon I’d give. I’d get everyone to give. They gotta give.

This show is all of my most intrusive thoughts come to life.

I would be upset because this is all out of context but there is no context to begin with.

Don’t do the voice

damn, you could have put a little more effort into this. lol 75% are just random lines. were you high? because that would make sense lol

"They don't stink or nothing"

Not included but my favorites, "you wore that dress yesterday! " and "its all right babrie I'm not the blues brothers."