Reminds me of this joke I once heard that I steal occasionally where if Im Kevin and my bud is Kyle and we're getting some water bottles. I'll tell them that I'll mark yours as "K" so I know its for Kyle and not Kevin. Usually gets a good laugh from ambient older folks.
My mom raised me on the original Kids in the Hall, I introduced her to That Mitchell & Webb Look... she hit me with I Think You Should Leave. She wins, hands down (although Mitchell & Webb is my favorite sketch comedy)
Sometimes when I just happen to say something in a melancholy tone, I'll follow it up with "I don't even wanna be around anymore." However, I've learned that I really need to read the room first before I say that.
“You’re saying we’re allowed to swear, I’m saying ‘Big fat load of cum and horse cock’ and you’re getting mad” this is my favorite 💀. This sketch actually made me feel bad for Tim’s character especially the end when his mom picks him up.
@@josheaster1547it's not so much that. The ending shows he has a devoutly religious mother, so he doesn't curse around her. This is his one escape where he can act like himself and not upset his mother, but he keeps getting rejected by people.
If I was a big ol guy with a big burly white beard would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls, and back. THINK ABOUT THAT.
@@cheesysteak7057 after a workout I tell people I can feel it in my "bare butt balls and back" It doesn't have to make sense it's just that it's weird enough to remember. The whole point of it is to get a "wtf" reaction from people
sometimes when im driving my car or just doing some shopping, these scenes randomly pop up in my head and i start laughing like a twisted frickin cycle path
Twisted cycle paths are the worst ones. I know that one day I'll be overtaking a jogger on a blind corner and another cyclist will be coming the other way, and I probably won't make it.
I was taking an MSHA (Mine safety) course and dozens of people have been brutally killed by being ran over by haul trucks but i couldnt stop grinning thinking about this quote
The funniest thing is when Mr. Andrews asked "How much it cost?" because the voiceover is reading it in the past tense, but Mr. Andrews in the flashback still delivers the line in the wrong tense. Kills me every time 😆
I think the part about this that’s confusing is the ad libbing from the manager. But the reader in the courtroom isn’t actually quoting him so the tense is ok.
@@chrismccleary4731 the manager is speaking directly to him, so he should be saying something like "how much DID it cost?" but his mouth matches the lawyer
I cannot express how many times I read the title of the video as an opinion and not as the a title lead into quotes lead into their placement in ones head.
