Tav, the true neutral teifling bard (or what have you), saving the realm and or dooming it entirely Durge, the chaotic neutral dragonborn sorcerer, dealing with daddy issues and might as well prevent the world being taken over and Gary, the chaotic good gecko, hes just happy to be here, but he cant ever seem to roll above a 5 *OUR HEROES EVERYONE*
1:20 if the femboy dragon has the power to keep you contained, who's the real sub in the relationship here? Honestly you'll be the b*tch to the femboy dragon's Astolfo. Ever seen straight FGO Astolfo doujins you know he's a top in the relationships he gets involved in!
1. Seduce the dragon 2. Promise to meet up with the party at a later time 3. Take a break from the game for a few sessions 4. Upon returning, explain that your spouse trusts you to travel the world, as long as you come back from time to time and don’t get killed 5. Whenever you have to miss a session, it’s explained away as you visiting your spouse 6. If you are ever critically injured and on the verge of a TPK, you have a chance of summoning your spouse 7. If you are away for too long, you have to lose some gold in order to get your spouse some nice treasure as an apology
Is he/she/they able to transform into a human sized humanoid form? If so, the you’re telling me I have a rich, probably wise, interesting spouse who is also effective indestructible with a motivation in keeping me alive and happy. Time to become a homemaker.
Imagine if in the game narrator went ".... well, that was sh1t, hang on" and then the dice rolled again my themselves... I'd literally piss myself from too much laughter
So either Dark Urge's real name is Gary (given that he's animated as a white dragonborn seemingly in sorcerer gear here) OR Dark Urge has a cousin named Gary and we never knew.