Isn't this how sorcerors are made?

How did I never realize the narrator was Australian.. it’s so perfect

Nice Nat 20 on seducing the dragon son, now back it up with few constitution saving throws couse it may take a while

I need several hours of this.

1:30 That shattered pelvis tho… 😬

The companions are all surprisingly chill with a remorseless serial killer in their camp even after multiple public displays of brutality.

We need her to get cast in The Legend of Vox Machina and/or The Mighty Nein!

I know this is the Narrator but she also sounds like she could do SUCH a good Karlach voice and that's neat

*_"None of you seem to understand... I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!"_* ~Bard's first night in the horny jail.

Next durge campaign will be gary🎉

This is how I get halsin to join my party "DM"!

Insert meme with a man and jar

*A U T H O R I T Y*

Damn it Gary

The DM after I ask if I can do a time traveler and about draconic bloodline sorcerers: 😑

The narrator acting like a beleaguered babysitter in a D&D daycare makes all of her sarcastic comments twice as funny. 😂

Magic is fun! *clown honk*

Tav, the true neutral teifling bard (or what have you), saving the realm and or dooming it entirely Durge, the chaotic neutral dragonborn sorcerer, dealing with daddy issues and might as well prevent the world being taken over and Gary, the chaotic good gecko, hes just happy to be here, but he cant ever seem to roll above a 5 *OUR HEROES EVERYONE*

Is this Karlach DM?

This is gonna sound dumb but it’d be significantly less funny if she was American

Realistic Narrator DLC when?

this woman could make me a warlock such genuinely amusing frustration and ...the authority 😯

I'd marry any dragon, even that fuckass one from Shazam 2

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1:20 if the femboy dragon has the power to keep you contained, who's the real sub in the relationship here? Honestly you'll be the b*tch to the femboy dragon's Astolfo. Ever seen straight FGO Astolfo doujins you know he's a top in the relationships he gets involved in!

I press 2 because your shadowheart drawing is hot af!

"Normal is a copout." I need this on a t-shirt.

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I like how minthara is just watching the “ship” crash😂 0:28

1:35 broken pelvis 🌝

Imagine if the narrator in bg3 was like the narrator in The Stanley Parable

Need more

'What's a hellbomb?' Said by only the bold and not the old Helldivers.

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I...I fail to see the problem with this outcome.

0:45 IS ASTARION LAUGHING OR SCREAMING BECAUSE I'D BELIEVE EITHER

My two key is broken, THANKS

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Lmfao the outtakes from this game must be great. This is the first time I've heard them. Love the animation going with it to.

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1. Seduce the dragon 2. Promise to meet up with the party at a later time 3. Take a break from the game for a few sessions 4. Upon returning, explain that your spouse trusts you to travel the world, as long as you come back from time to time and don’t get killed 5. Whenever you have to miss a session, it’s explained away as you visiting your spouse 6. If you are ever critically injured and on the verge of a TPK, you have a chance of summoning your spouse 7. If you are away for too long, you have to lose some gold in order to get your spouse some nice treasure as an apology

Me as gary the well meaning durge: WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED, oooo what a cute squirrel... I understand everything now.

legit thought this would be an animatic for the Not Evil song from the lego movie XD

Is he/she/they able to transform into a human sized humanoid form? If so, the you’re telling me I have a rich, probably wise, interesting spouse who is also effective indestructible with a motivation in keeping me alive and happy. Time to become a homemaker.

Oohh... a Bard's tale spinoff with Undertale style memory reactions... like "You Ate Gale in the last run, are you going to repeat yourself?"

I was not ready for James May.

I'd like for it to be known that I was watching this video and my girlfriend looked over my shoulder at 0:14. That is all.

I’m still seducing that dragon. Because gyatt damn she lookin fine. Any woman willing to commit is a win in my book.

Imagine if in the game narrator went ".... well, that was sh1t, hang on" and then the dice rolled again my themselves... I'd literally piss myself from too much laughter

So either Dark Urge's real name is Gary (given that he's animated as a white dragonborn seemingly in sorcerer gear here) OR Dark Urge has a cousin named Gary and we never knew.