I'd pay for it, do a run of 4 of my bros. Dark Urge only and no save scumming to see how bad the game gets. (We are going to commit warcrimes in game never seen before) I can only imagine the dialogues.
@@Alkonium not to be confused with the 1985 game "Tales of the Unknown: Volume I - The Bard's Tale" Otherwise known as "Shadow Snare", "The Bard's Tale", and "The Bard's Tale I" That game is entirely unrelated.
If I had a nickel for every time a character with a pretentious ass name turned out to actually be named Gary... I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's still weird it happened twice
Veteran DM’s:Everything is normal and on fire. 1st Time DM’s: I THOUGT YOU SAID EVERYTHING WAS NORMAL?!?! Veteran DM’s: This is the normal amount of fire.
In my first ever campaign, my DM made my PC the half-sister of two other PCs and made her mother a fiend. The monk ended up being a Saiyan and our bardlock inherited a space empire. Normality is just a state of mind :)
My party was special. I gave them everything they needed to burn down a goblin encampment. It took some less than subtle nudging to get them to set everything on fire. Apparently they thought they could take 60+ goblins at level 1.
The BG3 Narrator running a kindergarten for the BG3 Companions is my absolute favorite headcannon. Just imagining Gale off in the corner eating paste because Astarion told him is was magic glue, meanwhile Ms Narrator has to keep separating Shadowheart and Lae'zel to stop them from fighting. Wyll is definately the good boy of the group, regular teacher's pet.
@@ERBanmech Karlach is that one loud kid that keeps causing trouble and getting into dumb shenanigans, but you can't hate her because everything she does is well-intentioned and she makes sure nobody gets away with bullying others.
I've always thought a developer commentary and outtakes cut would be super popular for heavy development games such as BG3. Like once you complete all the achieves, you get a version of the game where the enemies/allies/npcs deliver remarks on design/player choices in the most 4th wall breaking way possible.
Definitely masa effect Citadel: "Instead of going Only 2 of us with Shepard, why dont we go... all of us?" "..." *Minutes later of mowing through confused waves of Cerberus* "Okay I understand now... It's... kind of sad. I almost feel bad for them"
I liked how in Disgaea DS completing the game once unlocked essentially that, with a Prinny on the top screen giving funny commentary during cutscenes. Plus, if you really want to you can unlock that commentary pretty much at the beginning of the game, given that the game's definition of 'complete' includes the out-of-nowhere 'bad' ending you get if you mess up one of the first bossfights.
Okay the Gary thing is funny but can we stop and appreciate how cute that chibi drawing of Astarion at the table with his little teeth out is? He's such a menace.
This reminds me of when you find out Orin is a shape shifter and you talk to Astarion and he goes on a rant about how he doesn’t know if he should be concerned if anyone in the team is acting different or not because everyone is fucking weird normally lol
The realest part is the dm making insane stuff happen when a player rolls low an then fully blaming them for it like its their fault the dice displayed the wrong number
I'd love for the entire adventure to be described AS IT SEEMS, but then the narration breaks and it's them trying to make a bunch of kids play the story, so so so willing to buy this.
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I personally feel like you just have to expect things to go off the rails pretty often... As a DM, acceptance is realizing that regardless of whatever your intended adventure was, your players are going to have the adventure they want. Even if that adventure is ignoring the looming threat of a zombie apocalypse in favor of a surprise episode where the warlock and bard act as wingmen for the wizard to finally get laid. 😂
@@alexmowrey4226 As a roleplayer who plays a lot of contrived, edgy, and serious rps and characters The more serious the product the more silly the designer :3
Tav, the true neutral teifling bard (or what have you), saving the realm and or dooming it entirely Durge, the chaotic neutral dragonborn sorcerer, dealing with daddy issues and might as well prevent the world being taken over and Gary, the chaotic good gecko, hes just happy to be here, but he cant ever seem to roll above a 5 *OUR HEROES EVERYONE*
Hearing the narrator speak like this instead of the more soothing voice kinda sounds like Malady is fed up with everyone again after already dealing with Divinity Original Sin 2. Now I'm imagining Malady stuck babysitting everyone. Malady: For the gods' sake Prince, you cannot summon demons on the ship to get laid. 3 demons on the ship is enough. I'm not fixing the magic skill mirror if you break it. Red Prince: As crown prince of- Malady: Not your boat, not your rules. Lohse: Can you at least summon the bastard in my head so we can kill him? Malady: I just said no. Beast: 'singing a sea shanty' Malady: Ugh, I'd kill for a better song than that... Lohse: Sorry Mals, bit of a- Malady: I know, I know. Ifan: (below decks) WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE TOLD LUCIAN TO DO THAT!? Red Prince: Oh, this won't end well... Malady: I don't even need to guess what that's about. 'sigh', what am I gonna do with you godwoken...?
The narrator predicted Shadow Boxing. In baldur's gate 3 shadow boxing is a speedrun tactic where you put Shadow heart in a box then throw her somewhere to skip some cutscenes.
So either Dark Urge's real name is Gary (given that he's animated as a white dragonborn seemingly in sorcerer gear here) OR Dark Urge has a cousin named Gary and we never knew.
