I purchased the game on steam and I have rog ally but I can't play the game because they thought it will be great if the game played only in mouse and keyboard

This was an epic story and love the escapes the shitty combat line at the end lol

Don't care what anyone says, i actually loved the game lol

I know I’m 9 years too late, but I want to thank you deeply, and sloppily, for this delicious summary. I do not own a PC nor do I believe I would survive trying to play through this game as old as it is. i very kuxh wanted rge story tho bc the shows are useless for accuracy of characters, storyline, timeline, anything. this is the most hilarious recap ive ever enjoyed. thank you! ❤

Loved the commenting you are a natural ! keep up !

Can you whip up a recap of 2 and 3 for me real quick?

I started this game and was horrified at the combat system. This recap is my new plan to skip to the Witcher 2.

Ok so who was that assassin at the end of the story? A witcher too?

If you don’t think that having a werewolf as a” bro is the tightest shit, then you can get out of my face.” Storytelling mastery

Man this recap is amazing, I just started witcher 2 with this.

Man, I've tried four times to play through this game and I'm just too impatient to deal with it's bullshit and ass combat. Thanks for having an entertaining recap.

Of all the games that are being remade these days they definitely should remake witcher 1 with a better combat system

Geralt is so ugly in witcher 1 lmao

Imma touch you

This was hilarious. Loved it!

15 hours in but horrible combat, glitches and crashes finally took me out. Thank you for making this so I don't have to waste another 20

silver for monsters... steel for humans... meat for redheads

thankyou for not making me waste 30 hours of my life

I still couldn't understand anything.

3:58 "Knee deep in shit" took me out 😂

I love your commentaries, please continue 2&3

"But then they fuck so Geralt forgives her"- That's like 90% of his personality and interaction with women.

Thank you, I'm glad I stopped playing this game.

Just found this video and was sure you would have at least a million subscribers, shame you stopped posting but your personality and humor are fantastic!!

*50 hours of my life

Remind him why not only man fears the dick

Wish you made more of these!

Cringe and dumb af

The female jiggle physics are so much better in this game than the TW3 lol

My guy really made 11 videos 8 years ago and dipped, never to be seen or heard from again, an even greater legend than Geralt of Rivia himself🙏

Good overview, annoying presentation 😅

God, watching this I can see how much potential this story has, but I just couldn't do it with the gameplay, running over the same tiny map talking to the same people and doing random tasks with very little guidance. Also, sometimes the dialogue and story were intriguing, but other times they were God awful and boring. Also the story handles Geralt's loss of memory very poorly, I mean why wouldn't Vesemir tell Geralt that he has an adaptive daughter, or tell him anything about Yen?

Holy shit! If only I knew 18 minutes ago how unprepared for a zoomer edgelord recap I was.

I bought witcher trilogy due to sale. And I could tolerate witcher 1 for even an hour

pretentious ass

Dude, 30 hours?!? How the hell did you play it for 30, I played it for like 50 and never coming back to it, not because i didnt like it, because its so long

Hilarious Summary!!

So true! `Like with all good love stories, it ends up with everybody killing each other.´ 🤣

The game couldn't even run cutscenes on my PC lol. Toggling Vsync is probably the fix, but I'm glad I watched this instead.

thank you dog. you the realist guy I know!

Finally a lore video I can get behind

Thanks man, og Witcher isn't on xbox, so this helped a lot

So who was under the mask? Lol

There's a thing at the end for part 2* but I've never been able to find it. Did you end up making one or?

at 928, why red hair gal surrounded him, like I thought they had a shmeks b4, plus he had saved her from being a loony monster way before that. like what the reason to attack our boy?

Holy i wanted to play witcher 1-3 but the combat system in witcher 1 is so shit so i really appreciate this lmao hillarious as shit

8000 US Dollars... LMAO

A thanks from 2023 lol

Damn the names are so hard to keep track of😂😂

I was debating playing the game after beating 2 and three, then I read the books and wanted to play The Witcher 1 even more, bit luckily I stumbled apon this video, this recap saved me from hours of misery 😂