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The Witcher 1 In-depth Story Recap 

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As entertaining as it can be to run back and forth through a swamp for 30 hours, we just cut out the best parts.

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@funkymonk0429
@funkymonk0429 8 лет назад
"sends harry potter to hell to meet his parents" that line was gold
@lyricbarnik1557
@lyricbarnik1557 7 лет назад
i actually choked on my water XD
@GreenskinHolland
@GreenskinHolland 4 года назад
Made me laugh as well :'D
@yamagawa9830
@yamagawa9830 3 года назад
I was like "You wot? lol"
@koalabreak
@koalabreak 3 года назад
lol 9:00
@essex3777
@essex3777 2 года назад
Damn that's a coincidence, reading a potter and witcher crossover
@rossedwardmiller
@rossedwardmiller 4 года назад
Geralt literally only having sex with redheads in this game.
@Saxopwned23
@Saxopwned23 4 года назад
This is the Way.
@rossedwardmiller
@rossedwardmiller 4 года назад
SaxopwnedTV you don’t have to tell me! I followed a similar path in my actual life 😂
@yarinice1
@yarinice1 4 года назад
And one Greenhead.
@harrislam
@harrislam 4 года назад
wouldn't you tho ;)
@leo93jesi
@leo93jesi 4 года назад
Damn I didn't fuck Adda. I think she was the hottest
@joshuarodrigues7123
@joshuarodrigues7123 3 года назад
Dude, I do not regret choosing this as my story recap. Hilarious as all hell.
@InternalxHD
@InternalxHD Год назад
Wish he did Witcher 2
@TheArtkaw
@TheArtkaw 8 месяцев назад
This is cringe beyond all hells.
@0rinthian
@0rinthian 8 месяцев назад
Pulls back his hood and boom. That’s 30 hours of your life gone.
@TheDrsalvation
@TheDrsalvation 4 года назад
"and boom... there's 30 hours of your life gone" Best way to end a video - ever.
@mikelipinski7615
@mikelipinski7615 4 года назад
Who was trying to kill the king? Who did we see?
@wesler218
@wesler218 4 года назад
@@mikelipinski7615 it looked like geralt
@wesler218
@wesler218 4 года назад
I wish he did witcher 2 like this. Fuck it was good. Maybe he will since the series just dropped
@gazzalanche
@gazzalanche 4 года назад
@@wesler218 Play it. SO much better than 1 for game play etc... This vid was made due to the tough playability of it more so than anything I reckon..
@wesler218
@wesler218 4 года назад
@@gazzalanche I've watched videos similar to this for both 1 and 2 and now fully understand them. Playing 3 right now and I love it 😫
@Blazer433
@Blazer433 7 лет назад
"but if you don't think that having a werewolf for a bro is the tightest shit, then you can get out of my face" ROFL
@chadwdalton
@chadwdalton 6 лет назад
“Not only man is afraid of the dick”
@dazagib94
@dazagib94 4 года назад
Came for the story, stayed for the "hot load of justice"
@SeddincY
@SeddincY Год назад
17:29 "Siked to be finished with this game's shitty combat system" man, that line had me on the floor rolloing.
@Sommaa
@Sommaa 3 года назад
I just bought The Witcher trilogy, played Witcher 1 for 20 mins, now here I am.. I'm grateful for this video so I can now start Witcher 2
@jaydenelliot6806
@jaydenelliot6806 3 года назад
are you calling me out XD
@kylegreer4342
@kylegreer4342 2 года назад
lmao same except I made it 15 hours. Cant handle it anymore, combat sucks so bad.
@abhradipkundu3605
@abhradipkundu3605 4 месяца назад
lmaoo same combat is super bad i played witcher 3 first that was a great fucking game, now going to play witcher 2 and I have played witcher for 5 hours only.
@Skvffed
@Skvffed 8 лет назад
"Psyched to be finished with this games shitty combat system..." Lmao, thanks for the vid, was great.
@awesome1ru
@awesome1ru 7 лет назад
lol and "boom there's 30 hours of your life gone"
@jettoscranda
@jettoscranda 6 лет назад
That is why I watched this video, starting to play Witcher 2 because I just couldn't stomach the combat system in the frist one. The second one has much better combat.
@Euanbuddie
@Euanbuddie 6 лет назад
I got to the beast and just gave up dealing with it. I'd rather deal with Elder Scrolls Arena.
@RwarPandaMaid
@RwarPandaMaid 6 лет назад
I had the same thoughts playing LOL
@Voldemorts.Nipple
@Voldemorts.Nipple 6 лет назад
the combat is bad but the game in general was interesting. it was boring a lot of the time but i liked this one more than the second game although that may be because i was impatient to play the third while playing the second
@Xialoh
@Xialoh 9 лет назад
"But Jackie was naive to think he could escape the dick". Lmao. Well, this was hilarious and thorough. Very much enjoyed this recap.
@TSKLaon
@TSKLaon 5 лет назад
"With the dirty work of half the village under his belt..." Did you mean: Every RPG ever
@wotan150
@wotan150 4 года назад
"But if you don't think having a warewolf as a bro is the tightest shit, then you can get out of my face!" this was a killer line
@1993httphil
@1993httphil 8 лет назад
and there: "BOOM - 18 minutes of my life gone" no regrets though.
@ethanjohnson6845
@ethanjohnson6845 7 лет назад
Phillip Hildebrandt. true for both parts
@TheCha0sC0ntr0ller
@TheCha0sC0ntr0ller 4 года назад
@rrobertt13 Unnamed, but he was a Witcher from the Viper school, which leads straight into the main plot of Witcher 2 'Assassins of Kings'
@J4kuZZi
@J4kuZZi 3 года назад
You mean you didn't play this video on 1.5x speed?
@RedMechanism
@RedMechanism 8 лет назад
"While still objectively a garbage tier waifu." This had me in stitches. More uploads please!
@RawkL0bster
@RawkL0bster 5 лет назад
Those be fighting words.
@iknowihaveanincrediblysmal6103
@iknowihaveanincrediblysmal6103 3 года назад
My man woke up and started swinging
@therealpyromaniac4515
@therealpyromaniac4515 4 года назад
Wanted to play this for backstory but after 10 hours I could not deal with the god awful combat and tedious gameplay. Thank you sir, Chapter 2 defeated me.
@anoNEMOs
@anoNEMOs Год назад
It was pretty good imo
@ChainsawLagann
@ChainsawLagann Год назад
yeah i lost my patience as well
@vladolareanu8018
@vladolareanu8018 Год назад
Go there, speak with that, go there take that, go there find that, come back speak again then go again take that, go drink with that npc then walk with 1 meter/ hour till a campfire to medidate. All of this without any guide or clues or quest helper. I lost the battle aswell with chapter 2 I get why people like witcher for that time period was a decent game but fuck me.
@christiansantamaria7233
@christiansantamaria7233 Год назад
@@anoNEMOs no it really wasn’t…
@anoNEMOs
@anoNEMOs Год назад
@@vladolareanu8018 That doesn't matter. (and it's not even true) Stories of the quests are the most important factor.
@OfficialRedTeamReview
@OfficialRedTeamReview 6 лет назад
7:55 truer words have never been spoken.
@theghosteater5128
@theghosteater5128 3 года назад
not as as true as the comment about the shitty combat system
@theghosteater5128
@theghosteater5128 3 года назад
@Santino Rudy give me your girlfriend's instagram ...just to make sure you are not lying
@SuperAdventureR1301
@SuperAdventureR1301 8 лет назад
Wanted geralts full story but couldn't handle this games horrible combat. With this i can just move straight to 2 and 3, thanks :D
@magana55
@magana55 8 лет назад
Same here. I bought the bundle of all 3 games and I couldn't stand the horrible combat. Time to move to the Witcher 2.
@eivind261093
@eivind261093 8 лет назад
Was the exact same with me - hated the combat in the first one, and the controls in general, to be honest. Moved on to the second one, and I have been enjoying it much, much more so far!
@Mikael198702
@Mikael198702 8 лет назад
Same here! I started last night and I just can't play Witcher 1 .. lol gonna start 2 now!
@Pentruks
@Pentruks 8 лет назад
i honestly hated it in the beginning, but one i got to around the end of chapter 1 - start of chapter 2 i started to appreciate and actually enjoy the combat system. If you cant get into the combat the game itself is wonderful
@bluesdealer
@bluesdealer 8 лет назад
I mean, didn't they use Bioware's Neverwinter Nights engine for The Witcher 1? That was designed for turn-based D&D... the fact that real time combat worked was pretty impressive, but yeah, it has greatly improved in the sequels.
@helloitsrufio
@helloitsrufio 2 года назад
This was freaking HILARIOUS. Top tier content, even if I'm showing up 6 years after the fact. I played through the whole game and didn't understand much. Your video definitely helped with that. Thank you!
@D3adchat
@D3adchat 4 года назад
This was the absolute best game recap ever. About to start 2 and forgot a lot of 1. Thanks
@clooebooie8801
@clooebooie8801 4 года назад
I've been watching Witcher 1 recaps all day and honestly this one is the best and most comprehensive one that skips out on the least details
@jedi196
@jedi196 7 лет назад
Dude you're like the best storyteller
@rtlgurl
@rtlgurl 5 лет назад
Agreed!!!
@paige8561
@paige8561 4 года назад
Im dying laughing at this he’s so funny!
@hawkeyez46
@hawkeyez46 Год назад
💯 💯 💯 FACTS! Told the backstory we needed but did so in a really unique way which was hilarious without really taking away from the dark/dramatic plot-lines across the story. Plus that’s crazy he summarized a 20+hour game in
@ConcreteCasket
@ConcreteCasket 7 лет назад
"or hit him with a little slap and tickle" this guy is so funny
@DxSkeith
@DxSkeith 4 года назад
Thanks for sparing me 30 hours to get the lore and giving me a hearty chuckle along the way!
@olefjellman7307
@olefjellman7307 5 лет назад
"but ofcourse, a pervert like HP always have some chloroform on deck" Hahhaha amazing storytelling
@ReLLaKaT316
@ReLLaKaT316 8 лет назад
5:51 “Javed goes full bitch mode crying on Harry Potter for some back up " had me in stitches!
@rodrigovitorino3750
@rodrigovitorino3750 8 лет назад
Great recap. Thank you for saving us 30+ hours
@wes8723
@wes8723 7 лет назад
So you don't want to play a great game? .. ok, that's a bit strange..
@ItsL4R4N
@ItsL4R4N 7 лет назад
Reading through all your comments, you seem to take it personal. Is something wrong?
@quadgod8111
@quadgod8111 7 лет назад
it didnt age well at all
@All4Randomness1
@All4Randomness1 7 лет назад
You're right, I don't. The game is boring as fuck.
@staffmaster
@staffmaster 6 лет назад
took me about 50, but it was worth it
@ZyliceLiddell
@ZyliceLiddell 2 года назад
The first game’s atmosphere & story was so good and*ENGAGING!* Despite it’s clunkiness, it’s a masterpiece of a game imo! 😃👍
@fierce8943
@fierce8943 2 года назад
This might top ten videos I’ve ever seen on RU-vid. Effective summary, brilliant funny writing. Very well done.
@Hamieee
@Hamieee 7 лет назад
great wiafu war
@g0atboy207
@g0atboy207 7 лет назад
I'm a veteran
@PsychicPsydekick
@PsychicPsydekick 8 лет назад
Wow, this video got a second wind or something! We never expected to have such incredible feedback on this, thank you everyone who took the time to watch. Sorry there has not been much responsiveness on our end, we have not had any time to stay updated on RU-vid in the past few months but we still appreciate all of the positivity.
@djack171
@djack171 8 лет назад
+Psychic Psydekick watching it now! Saving me a lot of time from playing Witcher 1 before I play 2 and 3 thanks!
@gtoSnipey
@gtoSnipey 8 лет назад
+Psychic Psydekick I'm halfway through and all have to say is.... you're a fucking fool LOL :-) Omg even if I dont play the Witcher 2 or 3 now this was all worth it. Nice job, this is the funniest shit ever. Plus I'm learning the story lol
@Sam-fz8dj
@Sam-fz8dj 8 лет назад
Yeah thanks for saving us all the 30 hours of pain! Much appreciated
@DVendy
@DVendy 7 лет назад
Same with these guys, I'm sick those combat system, because I wanna play the series from the first one
@funkeedarin
@funkeedarin 7 лет назад
If you could do this for the other 2 Witcher games and the other books, that'd be awesome :)
@gil96king
@gil96king 4 года назад
Finished the tv series, wanted to start right at 2 because of the known bad combat system of the first. Searched for a recap. Best recap.
@RevelationOne
@RevelationOne 4 года назад
@Da Squirrel who wants to wait a few hours before they start having fun on a game when you can watch this recap in a couple minutes and than jump on W2.
@RevelationOne
@RevelationOne 4 года назад
@Da Squirrel Yeah, fallout isn't my cup of tea either lol. Just a empty wasteland with little to nothing to do in between cities/towns.
@tsozohoshi6182
@tsozohoshi6182 3 года назад
@Da Squirrel combat is repetitive but i got used to it. maxed the shit out of igni and it was just smooth sailing from there. I'm guessing a lot of people aren't willing to complete the game because of chapter 2, especially that damn swamp. But i agree that it gets better later on,sadly it just doesnt happen quick enough for most people to stick around. I quite enjoyed it myself
@GhostlyBG
@GhostlyBG 4 года назад
I binge-watched The Witcher last weekend and I really got hooked to the story. So I ordered all the books and bought the 3 games. I already knew The Witcher 3 was a great game and I wanted to play it at some point (I play WoW and I don't really have time to play anything else) but I decided to start from the beginning with The Witcher 1. Totally do not regret it. I thoroughly enjoyed the story and immersion, and I'm in the epilogue now, prolly an hour away from the end of it. Took me about 40 hours with lots of running around and doing side-quests. The game looks pretty good for a 12-year-old game. The only thing that could be a bit irritating is the combat system but I played at the moderate difficulty sooo you just basically slash your way through without much of a hassle. I imagine the hardest difficulty could get annoying quickly though. Anyhow I'm soon jumping to The Witcher 2 hopefully it will not disappoint as well. I expect to be mind-blown by The Witcher 3 though so it had better live up to the hype.. :-P
@Luemm3l
@Luemm3l 4 года назад
witcher 2 i feel is far more cinematic and linear, but also a arguably better game, I still enjoyed witcher 1 very much back in the day although it definitely has a somewhat steep learning curve. But hassle and grind will also find you in witcher 2 and 3 at times. From a story perspective and regarding quests and characters, you are in for a ride! Happy witcherin!
@alexbelmont6473
@alexbelmont6473 2 года назад
Witcher games are adapted after the books with unique plots and the shit Netflix trash does not resemble nor with the books or games. It's fucking trash cause Netflix is shit
@anchithacharya7836
@anchithacharya7836 2 года назад
I just finished the game and I wished I had played it in hard mode. Moderate difficulty, despite what it tells you, hardly requires you to use potions or any spell other than igni. It felt way too easy for me.
@swapnilmakur2198
@swapnilmakur2198 Год назад
@@anchithacharya7836 Igni is way too op even in hard. The only other spell you'd use is aard. The other 3 spells are useless in this game.
@brodyc4114
@brodyc4114 Год назад
@@swapnilmakur2198 Your complete ass if you really think that.
@FLy1nRabBit
@FLy1nRabBit 8 лет назад
Dude now I can play Witcher 2 :D
@ihatechoosename
@ihatechoosename 6 лет назад
I was on the 12th hour when I said fuck it I'll just watch a video, not disappointed, I was stuck the las 3 hours
@Trafffic1092
@Trafffic1092 6 лет назад
haha exact same. I made it 12 hours into Witcher EE and said fuck it. This game has not aged well.
@OheyBro
@OheyBro 6 лет назад
Dumbass, play the game. Don't watch stupid videos like this.
@OheyBro
@OheyBro 6 лет назад
Trafffic It's better than 2 dumbass
@boyllr4293
@boyllr4293 5 лет назад
Billy Johnson well aren’t you a ray of sunshine
@MatejSunavec
@MatejSunavec 8 лет назад
I never knew from game that Alvin is grandmaster of flaming rose. Good job
@stevemartis97
@stevemartis97 5 лет назад
Matej Šuňavec I kinda missed it in my playthrough too😂
@ma2zak589
@ma2zak589 4 года назад
Sincerely one of the best review/recaps I've watched. Super funny and still really informing. Thanks for the video.
@liamstyleschang362
@liamstyleschang362 5 лет назад
I know this is three years old, but this is one of the best videos seen in a long time. You had me laughing like the whole time. I really hope you make more!!
@Just_Call_Me_Frosty
@Just_Call_Me_Frosty 7 лет назад
Disneyland nightmare bullshit. Lmao. I was looking for a quik story recap, yours is the first out of 5 that I didn't turn off. This covers about everything important, I think. Takes some time to get into the way of story telling, bur overall done in a fun, yet informative way.
@0X0Patrick0X0
@0X0Patrick0X0 7 лет назад
This game needs a remaster. I know cd projekt is working on cyberpunk but it's definitely an option for the future. I really want to enjoy the witcher 1 but the combat is just horrible so i cant get into it
@tommacrae5803
@tommacrae5803 6 лет назад
I would love a remastered 1 and 2
@frishdawgz
@frishdawgz 5 лет назад
Old comment but if you have played 2 and 3 you should dig into 1. It is fantastic and the combat is stale but u will be unbeatable by halfway thru the game so it isn't a huge concern
@EndOfExistence1337
@EndOfExistence1337 5 лет назад
Use cheats to make yourself move faster and overpowered. The only way to get through this game with all the walking and the garbage combat system.
@nekdo_kavc
@nekdo_kavc 4 года назад
I started it a few times and once got to the middle of the story, but lost the save file. I simply can't start again.
@nessh7589
@nessh7589 4 года назад
Damn they working on Cyberpunk since this comment was posted...fack
@xxSkeletons84xx
@xxSkeletons84xx 4 года назад
This recap is phenomenal. Hilarious and detailed. Would kill for you to do the same with the Witcher 2, or any other game for that matter.
@bahaqadi99
@bahaqadi99 4 года назад
Shame that such a good content creator stopped making videos
@Steeps444
@Steeps444 8 лет назад
Fucking cat school amirite
@redphoenix2595
@redphoenix2595 7 лет назад
I love how u can get the glasses of the professor from the 1st Witcher in the third one.
@umutozcan3912
@umutozcan3912 3 года назад
its not professors its thalers
@umutozcan3912
@umutozcan3912 3 года назад
@kbry sorry i thought it was the silver monocle not the glasses from the auction
@twyckoff87
@twyckoff87 4 года назад
So good man. Covered all the major plot point with detail, wit, and brevity. Thank you!
@IttaPasta
@IttaPasta 6 лет назад
Thank you, such a joy to stumble upon some good humor and an entertaining recap, while just saving time and picking up on a plot before playing "wild hunt"
@maxichunderer
@maxichunderer 7 лет назад
Stumbled across this vid. Loved it. Your serious, yet comedic commentary had be legit laughing
@RivenantOfficial
@RivenantOfficial 6 лет назад
Awesome video. I appreciate the time and effort you took to make this. Thanks and keep up the good work!!
@MechaPlays
@MechaPlays 2 года назад
This was the best abridged-esque Witcher video I've ever seen. Thanks for this lad!
@zackerygarcia3332
@zackerygarcia3332 3 года назад
The absolute BEST!!, way ive EVER heard someone discribe the witcher lore. Comical, informative, factual, and all around fun to watch/listen too. I only wish that you did the second or third witcher like this or that you had more reviews like this in general lol. Great job man! 5stars!!! I friggin loved it.
@chrislay6251
@chrislay6251 7 лет назад
Any plans for a Witcher 2 story recap?
@PharOut
@PharOut 8 лет назад
LOL love this dude's narration!!! you rock man, funny shit
@684avatar
@684avatar 4 года назад
Watching the Witcher on Netflix now and now trying to catch up with this.
@yasambhawanishankarrao4630
@yasambhawanishankarrao4630 4 года назад
Episode 3 was such a nostalgia to this game....
@del_619
@del_619 4 года назад
Netflix did a good job, kinda just ticked they blew triss aside though.
@684avatar
@684avatar 4 года назад
DelVzns hopefully she’ll come later on. He does mention the fall of Kaer Morhen
@sirmiles1820
@sirmiles1820 4 года назад
@@684avatar its easy. dye her hair red and it will be fixed. patches coming thru
@DazBochiz
@DazBochiz 4 года назад
@@sirmiles1820 her hairs not red in the books and that is what the show is based on
@Grinde89
@Grinde89 6 лет назад
"Geralt yells at him to assort dominance, before cutting his arm off"'. Made me laugh so hard :'D Great video
@GamingVel0city
@GamingVel0city 8 лет назад
this video has the content i was searching for, and is funny AF. reminds me of "thug notes"
@ihatechoosename
@ihatechoosename 6 лет назад
finally! someone who explains the story with detail
@eliasfigueroa3324
@eliasfigueroa3324 Год назад
I was gonna watch an entire playthough for witcher 2 and 3, but instead, this comedic explanation of the story was perfect enough.
@M3atbucket
@M3atbucket 2 года назад
"She says a lot of words to him, but then they fuck so he forgives her." Fucking got me rolling hard.
@arronbranton6146
@arronbranton6146 8 лет назад
This is very simply explained and very funny. You should definitely make more videos on your channels. The story recap suits you. You explain it simply (when the story is quite complicated) and are funny :)
@dthendrick1
@dthendrick1 9 месяцев назад
I was debating playing the game after beating 2 and three, then I read the books and wanted to play The Witcher 1 even more, bit luckily I stumbled apon this video, this recap saved me from hours of misery 😂
@davidrivera3765
@davidrivera3765 4 года назад
This has to be the best Witcher recap ever!
@BrianCumminger
@BrianCumminger 5 лет назад
I just finished The Witcher 1 and this recap was absolutely amazing. Great stuff.
@BattlefrontZero
@BattlefrontZero 8 лет назад
This was great and hilarious haha! Good job!
@nicholastine9231
@nicholastine9231 8 лет назад
So underrated dude u deserve a million views👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@walochirhah8366
@walochirhah8366 4 года назад
This is the GREATEST story recap I've ever listened to
@BtchinProductions
@BtchinProductions 4 года назад
Thanks for this. I got so much more out of these 18 minutes than I think I would have playing the first Witcher game. Now I can crack on with Witcher 2 & 3.
@bananesalee7086
@bananesalee7086 4 года назад
i feel like a creep for actually liking the combat system
@diogoferreira4564
@diogoferreira4564 4 года назад
at the beginning i hated that sistem but when i was ending the game, i was a pro on it. So for me it's not a bad combat sistem
@SuperPokegay
@SuperPokegay 4 года назад
Haha I can't say I like it, but I didn't find ot that terrible. It takes a bit to get used to, but once you do it stops becoming an issue and the story just makes you want to keep playing the game.
@RevelationOne
@RevelationOne 4 года назад
Ewww, please seek help 😂
@robertodeluca1786
@robertodeluca1786 4 года назад
Is a more action oriented point and click type of game (kind like Diablo) and in this optic I funded enjoyable, but people coming from 2 and 3 expect a pure action/RPGs style of game so they get frustrated. It's the same reason why I after ayed darksiders 1 and 2 I can't manage to stand genesis: it's not what I expect from a Darksiders.
@verganas
@verganas 4 года назад
@@robertodeluca1786 You can play though with over the shoulder camera, WSAD moving and no clicking onto the ground. The only thing you need to click is for the combo attacks. I actually like that engine more than Witcher 2+. Don't crucify me!
@tricEntertainment
@tricEntertainment 4 года назад
Watched the Witcher show. Felt like going through the games again. Played W1 when it came out so long ago was good for when it came out but yeah shit now, cant play it again. Hence here watching the recap lol
@cmdrsolaristitan8609
@cmdrsolaristitan8609 4 года назад
I'm in the same boat, even got this on steam sale for $1 but can't handle the combat system. I'll watch this and then start with #2 :)
@nickrouse2795
@nickrouse2795 4 года назад
fucking same lol tried for all of 5 mins and noped the fuck out
@drdoom1756
@drdoom1756 4 года назад
lol you're a piece of shit lol
@kristopherdickson6606
@kristopherdickson6606 4 года назад
Yeah I absolutely loved this game when it came out. I remember being so excited by the second one and was actually disappointed at the direction the game took. I do very much like witcher 3 though. But yeah booted up the 1st one in God knows how many years and I couldn't stomach my way through chapter 1. I remember the game gets much better later on but it really hasn't aged well at all.
@drdoom1756
@drdoom1756 4 года назад
it has aged well you piece of shit.
@Rob123212321
@Rob123212321 3 года назад
The added opinion pieces are hilarious. Nice vid bro very much enjoyed it. Got me up to speed for the witcher 2.
@Konuvis
@Konuvis 2 года назад
That was a great recap! I'm rewatching the series and plan to finally play witcher 3 soon so I was looking for a refresher. This was perfect. It's a shame you stopped doing videos cause I think you really had something there.
@TrapCamKooley706
@TrapCamKooley706 4 года назад
“Jackie Don’t Want No Trouble” 🤣
@erikgmez
@erikgmez 7 лет назад
"Boom! 30 hours of our life gone" lmao!! Took me 40 but still XD!!
@Yummy0range1
@Yummy0range1 7 лет назад
Took me 61...
@dumpsterdog879
@dumpsterdog879 7 лет назад
Avi Shapiro? After 40 hours this game gave me a head ache...
@Radwar99
@Radwar99 6 лет назад
57
@veara906
@veara906 6 лет назад
I don't get please,i haven't played this game!
@neil9151
@neil9151 6 лет назад
who was that assasin ?
@danieltaom
@danieltaom 4 года назад
6:40 slayed me! Thanks for this. It was exactly what I needed and the great delivery was a huge bonus. Wanna play Witcher 3 so getting the story so far.
@wic2936
@wic2936 2 года назад
So bloody funny and a well done video that actually explained the game well. Just needing you to do one for the second game now! Loved it.
@Xanmann2000
@Xanmann2000 7 лет назад
This was funny as fuck and earned a subscription. Is this channel still active?
@esoteric404
@esoteric404 7 лет назад
"and they part ways, but not before imparting the impression of being a huuge creep" lol
@sethgriffith6815
@sethgriffith6815 Год назад
I love this video. I swear I come back to it every new moon or so.
@hawkeyez46
@hawkeyez46 Год назад
I was not expecting this when I clicked on this video, I figured it’d be a straightforward point by point summary of the story, I’m so happy I was wrong lol. I learned the backstory that I wanted to have before starting the Witcher 2 (even though I’ve already put 100s of hours in Witcher 3 lol) in under 20 minutes and feel like I have at least enough backstory to understand callbacks to TW1 storylines now. But, as if that weren’t enough, this amazing recap was hilarious without taking away from the high stakes story that is told in TW1. You gotta love seeing unique creators like this! -Subscribed, This was the 1st vid I watch from this channel but I have a strong feeling it’ll be far from the last!
@rhokor4985
@rhokor4985 8 лет назад
This video is fantastic, summed up the story perfectly with some fantastic humor! I'm too damned lazy to play the first game.
@PolarBear1192
@PolarBear1192 8 лет назад
This is gold.
@drrichardpepper
@drrichardpepper Год назад
This is the best recap video I've ever seen
@malv1x
@malv1x 2 месяца назад
Just found this video and was sure you would have at least a million subscribers, shame you stopped posting but your personality and humor are fantastic!!
@Refloni
@Refloni 7 лет назад
The main plot strangely resembles that of Fallout 1. A guy named (Grand) Master creates an army of mutants to replace humanity since humans wouldn't survive the post-apocalyptic world.
@davorbrijacak
@davorbrijacak 5 лет назад
Never made a connection at first but you're right. It's just that when you play the game you really immerse and look at it more as a personal revenge story. Even interaction with Aldersberg is more personal (due to Alvin's connection).
@gabrielgunnzalez
@gabrielgunnzalez 7 лет назад
Disneyland nightmare bullshit?......... just earned yourself a subscriber
@UkraineWarAwareness
@UkraineWarAwareness 5 лет назад
I LOVE your choice of words and language for narration!
@link8440
@link8440 6 лет назад
I don't know if I'll need another of your videos but I'm definitly suscribing that was awsome.
@Witty_Jackson
@Witty_Jackson 6 лет назад
"Did you call Shani 'garbage-tier'?! How fucking dare..." Nah I'm joking it's just an opinion from someone I've never met, on a fictional character from a video game that is a decade old. Great video dude.
@td6448
@td6448 4 года назад
Best narration I’ve ever heard, I mean that sincerely.
@LucasFCardoso100
@LucasFCardoso100 6 лет назад
Dude, I love you for making this video and hate you the same amount for not making a second part!!
@michaelluttrell9342
@michaelluttrell9342 6 лет назад
Your recaps are awesome, bro! Haha
@ricksanchez8584
@ricksanchez8584 4 года назад
I watched so many recaps but didn't understand jack shit. Thank you for the best recap
@fishsmellbad1862
@fishsmellbad1862 3 года назад
Wait I've never played the first game and I need to know something very important. Are those the actual boob physics in-game? 0:38
@rsinnal910
@rsinnal910 5 лет назад
This recap was hilarious! Subbed🤘
@19captainmorgan96
@19captainmorgan96 2 года назад
This is gold. It's a real tragedy there isn't one of these for the second game.
@manji83
@manji83 Год назад
Thanks for the synopsis. My game started crashing in Chapter 3 due to mods likely and part of my post traumatic stress management is to let stressors go, not look back, feeling no obligation to see things through to the end all the time.
@wojciechkedzierski5093
@wojciechkedzierski5093 4 года назад
You made me want to replay Witcher One again.. For the fifth time...
@abtin1
@abtin1 2 года назад
I bought the Witcher trilogy after watching season 1 and half of season 2 of the Witcher on Netflix because I wanted to know more about the story and the games sounded cool. After getting to Vizia, I decided I couldn't stomach any more of this game and came here for answers. I could not be happier with the HILARIOUS and thorough video you created. This was amazing! I'm going to give part 2 a shot next and, if it's as bad as part 1, I'll be back for your next video, haha. Thanks again for an amazing and hilarious video.
@TheChronozoan
@TheChronozoan 5 лет назад
This is the best Witcher related video I've seen.
@kzero1499
@kzero1499 4 года назад
Thanks for this. I spent 2 full years trying to slog through Witcher 1 off and on and I decided I just can't fucking try anymore lol.
@RevelationOne
@RevelationOne 4 года назад
Don't blame you, combat is the worse and it's just so boring.
@kingbred01
@kingbred01 4 года назад
Your narration is priceless
@SCDJMU
@SCDJMU 4 года назад
I've seen this video several times now. It's so freaking good.
@samdiego1989
@samdiego1989 4 года назад
Jackie don't want no trubber. Oh my goodness I laughed so hard. Great video, thanks for the recap.
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