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Family friendly, informative and entertaining, Retro Reviews with The No Swear Gamer contains plenty of retro goodness. I've reviewed games for the Atari 2600, Atari 7800, Atari Jaguar, NES, Nintendo GameCube, Sega Master System, Sega Genesis (Mega Drive), Sega CD, Sega 32x, Sega Saturn, Sony Playstation 1 as well as covering plug n play systems, retro toys and other cool retro stuff. Check it out and subscribe today!
RETRO Video Game Magazine Issue 3 Review
8:13
2 месяца назад
Is The Bash Box Dead?
3:22
3 месяца назад
The Atari 2600 Games of Bob Smith
6:41
4 месяца назад
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@HeyImXaddy
@HeyImXaddy День назад
I PLAYED THE GENESIS ONE.. I REMEMBERED IT AS BEAST MASTER BUT THATS OBVSIOUSLY WRONG LOL
@Charlie_Favre836
@Charlie_Favre836 День назад
Would it be so cool for this to be turned into a short film
@MattMcIrvin
@MattMcIrvin День назад
It's a bit easier to understand the choices made here if you've played the classic, brilliant Atari 8-bit computer game it was a port of. Activision's Starmaster probably did a better job of capturing the depth of Star Raiders, with its light strategic element. And Imagic's Star Voyager instead decided to pare down the worldbuilding and concentrate on making the basic combat loop as fun as possible. But one thing this version does do is as good a job it can of reproducing the look and sound of the computer game. The original Star Raiders was basically a hybrid of the text-based "Star Trek" games that were big on 1970s mainframes, and the first-person space shooters that had appeared in arcades like Atari's Starship 1 and Exidy's Star Fire. Star Trek had the galactic map and damage and resource management; the arcade games provided the combat mode. The computer game predated the Atari Force comics, so there, you're piloting Star Cruiser 7 of the Atarian Federation' Star Fleet against the Zylon Empire (or so I gather from the manual and the in-game text). Yeah, I'm pretty sure the Star Trek, Star Wars and Battlestar Galactica influence was more than coincidental.
@Charlie_Favre836
@Charlie_Favre836 День назад
I will never be the same when the Atari 2600 reviews end 😭
@DennyT123
@DennyT123 День назад
Just to let you know NSG, Tommy finally sold his house on 9/25 for 2.7 million.
@Primogen18
@Primogen18 День назад
I just bought this game like 15 minutes ago for my 2600+ and can't wait to play it again
@SumerNivek
@SumerNivek День назад
RIP Pete!
@BrianClem
@BrianClem 2 дня назад
I loved this game.
@AndrewSouzaGames555
@AndrewSouzaGames555 2 дня назад
Awesome
@Cafeman_2D
@Cafeman_2D 2 дня назад
Enjoy playing this. Does anyone else yell out “prepare to qualify” mimicking the arcade version voice?
@Cafeman_2D
@Cafeman_2D 2 дня назад
I love playing this. Unique with learnable strategy. Go watch the OG commercial again, hilarious!
@enfieldjohn101
@enfieldjohn101 2 дня назад
Neat that it is multiplayer! I may have to find this one. I like the skiing variation even better than the car one. Cool that there is so much variety in the levels and that it isn't just the same thing over and over.
@enfieldjohn101
@enfieldjohn101 2 дня назад
Odd but very clever! I love the imagination of these US Games entries.
@enfieldjohn101
@enfieldjohn101 2 дня назад
I get that they didn't want to copy Combat or MASH, but this is really weird - even for GI Joe. :) Lots of detail in the graphics though.
@enfieldjohn101
@enfieldjohn101 2 дня назад
Looks like a pretty ambitious game.
@enfieldjohn101
@enfieldjohn101 2 дня назад
I love the write ups in the Atari manuals! They really added to the games and are worth getting along with the cartridges. I like that you let us know how cool the manual descriptions are in games we haven't tried yet. Warlords is like the ultimate version of Breakout. So difficult! I wonder how you would play with more than two people? So cool that this one and Circus are both Breakout games that you can play solo.
@enfieldjohn101
@enfieldjohn101 2 дня назад
Never heard of this one. Looks really cool! Thanks!
@enfieldjohn101
@enfieldjohn101 2 дня назад
It's harder than it should be to find lists of Atari games that are controlled by paddles. Glad you have videos about them.
@RetroDawn
@RetroDawn 3 дня назад
Why do you not also rank the games against the complete VCS library? It's not like the Supercharger is a different system. Contrary to popular belief, it doesn't add anything that bank-switching and RAM-added carts didn't also add, other than the fact that it was all RAM (which wasn't taken advantage of much past the max RAM sizes for carts, since the largest need is for storage of code and data that doesn't change), reusable RAM cartridge to save money, and cheap tape media (which was also easy to pirate). It all came down to the superior programming abilities of the Arcadia/StarPath team, who became the Epyx team after the crash.
@marceytejeda1819
@marceytejeda1819 3 дня назад
Through all the rhythms and all my rymes. You skipped out on secret quest 820,times.
@masterchief247
@masterchief247 4 дня назад
Why did my original comment get deleted? All I did was mention the importance of the TMNT issue and ask if want to sell it since you said you have an Ebay account. Its J Scott Campbell's 1st published art work. He won the art contest NIntendo had in that issue. He's one of the greatest comic artist in the industry now. Is there something wrong with this?
@TheLadsBandLive
@TheLadsBandLive 4 дня назад
Simpsons Illustrated was always a favorite of mine. That's a real gem!
@natasharichardson4609
@natasharichardson4609 4 дня назад
Cute!!! I love classic memorabilia :)
@marccaselle8108
@marccaselle8108 4 дня назад
The Nintendo power issues were neat. I have not seen sega visions magazines since the 90s.
@0u812343
@0u812343 5 дней назад
Wow cool
@milkdribbly
@milkdribbly 5 дней назад
The Dragon Warrior strategy guide helped me complete the game as a kid. I can safely say that I would not have gotten anywhere near finishing if I didn't have it. My copy is well worn. Great memories.
@123TauruZ321
@123TauruZ321 5 дней назад
20:15 xD
@123TauruZ321
@123TauruZ321 5 дней назад
3:45 Lol xD XD
@Peter_Morris
@Peter_Morris 5 дней назад
I remember playing this a lot. I didn’t own it, but kept borrowing it from someone. I just can’t remember who. I always did like Activision 2600 games. They had a great charm about them.
@southtexasatlatl
@southtexasatlatl 5 дней назад
I had some of those Nintendo Power issues from '89, nice little rush of nostalgia as you flipped through the pages
@PCGamer77
@PCGamer77 5 дней назад
What a weird and interesting nostalgia box.
@forcedfeedbackclassicgamer5499
@forcedfeedbackclassicgamer5499 5 дней назад
Not too bad. The non-Nintendo Power stuff isn't really worth much, like you said, but it is cool seeing those issues of Sega Visions. That Dragon Warrior guide is pretty cool, though. I've never seen it before. I love collecting official Nintendo strategy guides.
@rossrobertson674
@rossrobertson674 5 дней назад
Could never beat this as a kid, tried again a few years ago and made it to the end but couldn't shoot all the bad guys to complete the game that part is so hard 😂
@dave4shmups
@dave4shmups 5 дней назад
I love those Nintendo Power magazines! I don’t think I’ve ever heard of Sega Visions before, but they look cool.
@Doortodoorgeek
@Doortodoorgeek 5 дней назад
ohh dragon warrior strategy guide nice!
@PCGamer77
@PCGamer77 5 дней назад
I liked that DW Strategy Guide much more than the game back in the day.
@Doortodoorgeek
@Doortodoorgeek 4 дня назад
@@PCGamer77 you say that and I really can see how looking at that could cause a younger personas imagination to go wild
@FrogTony
@FrogTony 5 дней назад
I would be worried about those tissues in a box of magazines...
@PCGamer77
@PCGamer77 5 дней назад
I'd only worry if there's a Slave Leia centerfold in that Star Wars Insider.
@XDBroSoft
@XDBroSoft 5 дней назад
My nephew always wanted a Nintendo Power Magazine since 2022
@Samos73
@Samos73 5 дней назад
Feel privileged, feel special, u have the huge provilege to know Archon, the Archetype of the 2D old style intense first duels, Now , Seek "Mail Order Monster", U'll be of the rare real old school harcore extreme gamers..Welcome in.
@SatoshiMatrix1
@SatoshiMatrix1 6 дней назад
This looks like a good concept held back by the limited resolution of the VCS. A 5200 or 7800 version would likely fix that issue.
@1524mike
@1524mike 6 дней назад
This video takes me back to the early 80’s. I always liked this game. Thanks for posting.
@gateroozeink5061
@gateroozeink5061 6 дней назад
Used to enjoy this as a kid.
@nickwerner7983
@nickwerner7983 6 дней назад
Stampede is one of the toughest video games in the Wild West. I managed to get the patch score with some good practice. Yee-Haw, pardner!
@rampageny
@rampageny 6 дней назад
Mail away for the patch! :-) Remember getting this game at Toys r Us for $5 back in the 80s, taking it home and actually really enjoying it. It is a fun game that many different ages can enjoy
@jyutzler
@jyutzler 6 дней назад
I agree with your ranking.
@dremias
@dremias 6 дней назад
I loved this game when I was a kid. I was very lucky, my grandmother bought me a the Atari VCS (2600) when it was first released in 77.
@IsaacKuo
@IsaacKuo 6 дней назад
In Activision's Aliens game, the flame thrower segment has some design choices which seem very weird. Like, if you touch an alien, it will retreat rather than kill you. (Everywhere else in the game, contact with an alien is deadly.) The game design of the flame thrower segment only makes sense in the context of it being based on Activision's earlier Stampede game.
@sandal_thong8631
@sandal_thong8631 7 дней назад
Thanks for this review! One thing I don't remember seeing in the gameplay for this review is the horse tripping over the black angus or the skull. I thought that's how you'd end it, with that groan noise! I did like how you got to the minimum bump for a cow, which I never thought to do. BTW: The fast cows are galloping ahead of you; it's the slow-moving cows that you are quickly overtaking and risk passing. Once I beat 3000 for game 1 (score for the emblem/patch), I went on to try it for the other variations, though haven't made it on 6-8. After that I went back to play game 1 again, and doubled my score to 8000! I do think it costs more to get an emblem than the cart! Not too many good games in this programmer's resume; Chopper Command would probably be considered his best. You've yet to review his Casino, which is an upgrade to his Blackjack title; though I don't think gambling titles are much fun. The 25 card Poker Solitaire (variant 4) was the logbook challenge to beat 1100, and worth the effort, though. If one knows the rules & scoring, one could play with a deck of cards. I'm looking forward to more reviews of Atari games from your semi-monthly challenge like Miniature Golf (I always type "Gold"), Riddle of the Sphinx, and Kaboom.
@lurkerrekrul
@lurkerrekrul 7 дней назад
I never had this, and haven't played it much via emulation, so I don't really have an opinion on it. I did want to note however, that Activision recycled this play mechanic for the Control Room level of Aliens: The Computer Game. You have to fend off aliens until one of your team members can cut through a door to facilitate your escape. You're positioned on the right edge of the screen, armed with a flame thrower, and aliens come from the left, both singly and in pairs. If you simply touch them, they will back up, but each time you do this, they back up less and less. You can kill them with the flame thrower, but the more aliens you kill, the faster they get. Each alien that gets past you will take one of your remaining lives. The strategy is to hold off killing them as long as possible, to postpone the aliens speeding up. With some luck, it's possible to get through it without losing any lives. Activision also recycled the flying sequences from Master of the Lamp for the Dropship level.
@sandal_thong8631
@sandal_thong8631 7 дней назад
Interesting. I liked the arcade game Xenophobe, which seemed to be based on the movie _Alien,_ and one of the few games I played on friends' NES.
@The_Badseed
@The_Badseed 7 дней назад
Great vid. I played the heck outta this and Barnstorming back in the day.
@sahump1
@sahump1 7 дней назад
I owned Stampede. I liked it's simplicity but it got hard quickly.