Welcome to BackRowBlitz, where roller coasters get a healthy dose of cynicism.

From snarky reviews to offbeat insights, I’m here to be your tour guide through the nihilistic and sarcastic side of being a coaster enthusiast.

Strap in, hold on to your sense of humour (because if you lose it, this will become an absolute train wreck) and join me as we navigate the twists, turns, and occasional existential crises of the roller coaster world.

Welcome aboard ~ just don’t say I didn’t warn you…