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Cleann 360
0:04
13 лет назад
360 at Jurupa Skate Park
0:10
13 лет назад
The Next Jackie Chan?
0:53
13 лет назад
Headset Shufflers
1:23
13 лет назад
R.I.P. Bikers
0:04
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BMX 180
0:04
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Bunnyhop to Manual
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Smile for the camera !
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Bonquiqui Gone Wild
0:30
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Shuffling in Alex's Garage
2:25
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Bunnyhop up a 3 Stair
0:23
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Bmxing at the Forest
0:57
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Bmx Dirt Jump
0:08
14 лет назад
Bmx Dirt Jump
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Bmx Jump
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George Lopez - Why You Crying
10:01
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Kat Williams
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Комментарии
@bennyrodriguez718
@bennyrodriguez718 3 дня назад
There’s a 🫏 then there’s Georgie
@AliciaRuiz-fx9ci
@AliciaRuiz-fx9ci 8 дней назад
Love George Lopez 🤎 Saw him first time here in Dallas. Wish he’d come back to dallas😂😂😂🙏🏽
@jessicamendieta9773
@jessicamendieta9773 15 дней назад
Greatest vato ever
@TheUziYah
@TheUziYah 22 дня назад
"WIRELESS ELECTRICITY MICROWAVES ELECTROCUTION STARTS BY BURNING IN THE BONES, THE BURNING CONTINUES TO BURN NEXT THE NERVES LAYER AND FOLLOWS BURNING TO THE 2ND. SKIN LAYER AND CONTINUES BURNING TO THE 1ST. SKIN LAYER AT THE END BURNING THE COMPLETE HUMAN PHYSICAL BODY. "WIRELESS ELECTRICITY MICROWAVES ELECTROCUTION SHOCK BURNS BEGIN WITH 4TH. DEGREE BURNS; THEN WITH 3RD. DEGREE BURNS, AND THEN 2ND. DEGREE BURNS, AND FOLLOWS WITH 1ST. DEGREE BURNS CAUSING TO BURN THE COMPLETE HUMAN PHYSICAL BODY. 3RD. DEGREE BURNS BURNS THE NERVES OF THE HUMAN PHYSICAL BODY LEAVING THAT BURNED NERVES AREA WITHOUT FEELING AND WITH NO PAIN IN THAT THIRD SKIN LAYER OF THE HUMAN KIND. BY WRITER MR. JOSE RAMON AVINA A.K.A. UZI-YHVH. Saturday, August 17, 2024. I, Mr. Jose Ramon Avina also known as Uzi-Yhvh Aviña Aguila, I believe that that called "The Spontaneous Human Combustion" can be caused with the use of Satellites of Telecommunications or and with Satellites of invisible Electromagnetic micro-waves of x-rays and or Gamma rays radiation weapon. Wireless electricity electrocution of people, the burn starts internally in the bones of the human. In the human's bones is where the blood is made. Wireless electricity burns start by logic in 4th. Degree burns, then the burns extend to 3rd. Degree burns, then that wireless electricity microwaves fire extends to burn with 3rd. Degree burns, by burning. Wireless electricity electro-shocks and electrocution starts to burn from the inside of human physical body and continues burning from the inside extending to the external parts of that human. Wireless electricity electrocution shocks are burns that are burns in the 4th. Degree burns. Spionage Wireless Micro-waves Electricity with Nuclear Power Laser Gamma Rays Heat Telescopes and Weapons Armament Satellites when in use against a living human, those kind of heat Telescopes and Weapons start by burning internally in the bones of the living human that are able to heat-up the bones of that human, if that heat is not neutralized in that living human, the heat and high temperatures continue to extend from the bones that are 4th. Degree burns all the way to the 3rd. Layer of skin of that human causing 3rd. Degree burns too where in the 3rd. Degree burns are burns that burns and destroy nerves of that human causing dead of that destroyed nerves in that human person. If that heat is not neutralized while causing 3rd. Degree burns to the person, that heat may continue to burn that person after having 4th Degree Burns and 3rd. Degree Burn, If that microwaves fire of wireless electricity gamma lazer rays continues to burn that person, the heat may continue to burn the 2nd. layer of skin of the person, and then if that burning heat without neutralization of the heat that heat might or may continue to burn to the 1st layer of skin of that human. Microwaves of Gamma rays are able to pass throught most kinds of houses walls and not to cause damage to the walls. Microwaves of satellites of telecomunications are of the same kind of microwaves that are used by ovens of microwaves. Microwaves of ovens of microwaves when cook food, the fist thing in the food to start cook are the fluids inside the food by boiling the fluids and the continue cooking that food until the external parts of that food is cooked until the end of the cooking prosses with usually without make damage of the container of the food, and without damage the surroundings by the food, and without burn the walls of the oven of microwaves. That that appears to be the most logical answer is that that called The Spontaneous Human Combustion maybe was caused by Satellite of invisible Radio Microwaves of telecomunications or with electro-magnetic x-rays and or with gamma rays or and by weapon(s) satellite of invisible radio microwaves electromagnetic x rays or and gamma laser beams.
@TheUziYah
@TheUziYah 22 дня назад
I, Mr. Jose Ramon Avina also known as Uzi-Yhvh Aviña Aguila, I believe that that called "The Spontaneous Human Combustion" can be caused with the use of Satellites of Telecommunications or and with Satellites of invisible Electromagnetic micro-waves of x-rays and or Gamma rays radiation weapon. Wireless electricity electrocution of people, the burn starts internally in the bones of the human. In the human's bones is where the blood is made. Wireless electricity burns start by logic in 4th. Degree burns, then the burns extend to 3rd. Degree burns, then that wireless electricity microwaves fire extends to burn with 3rd. Degree burns, by burning. Wireless electricity electro-shocks and electrocution starts to burn from the inside of human physical body and continues burning from the inside extending to the external parts of that human. Wireless electricity electrocution shocks are burns that are burns in the 4th. Degree burns. Spionage Wireless Micro-waves Electricity with Nuclear Power Laser Gamma Rays Heat Telescopes and Weapons Armament Satellites when in use against a living human, those kind of heat Telescopes and Weapons start by burning internally in the bones of the living human that are able to heat-up the bones of that human, if that heat is not neutralized in that living human, the heat and high temperatures continue to extend from the bones that are 4th. Degree burns all the way to the 3rd. Layer of skin of that human causing 3rd. Degree burns too where in the 3rd. Degree burns are burns that burns and destroy nerves of that human causing dead of that destroyed nerves in that human person. If that heat is not neutralized while causing 3rd. Degree burns to the person, that heat may continue to burn that person after having 4th Degree Burns and 3rd. Degree Burn, If that microwaves fire of wireless electricity gamma lazer rays continues to burn that person, the heat may continue to burn the 2nd. layer of skin of the person, and then if that burning heat without neutralization of the heat that heat might or may continue to burn to the 1st layer of skin of that human. Microwaves of Gamma rays are able to pass throught most kinds of houses walls and not to cause damage to the walls. Microwaves of satellites of telecomunications are of the same kind of microwaves that are used by ovens of microwaves. Microwaves of ovens of microwaves when cook food, the fist thing in the food to start cook are the fluids inside the food by boiling the fluids and the continue cooking that food until the external parts of that food is cooked until the end of the cooking prosses with usually without make damage of the container of the food, and without damage the surroundings by the food, and without burn the walls of the oven of microwaves. That that appears to be the most logical answer is that that called The Spontaneous Human Combustion maybe was caused by Satellite of invisible Radio Microwaves of telecomunications or with electro-magnetic x-rays and or with gamma rays or and by weapon(s) satellite of invisible radio microwaves electromagnetic x rays or and gamma laser beams.
@micheledonahoe8092
@micheledonahoe8092 Месяц назад
My Husband and I lived in Escondido, Ca. We went to " El Mexicano Taco shop" on the board they had Mutan Dew and Pesi for drinks. But I'll tell you, the best damn food anywhere.
@pmedford65
@pmedford65 Месяц назад
Lopez is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂
@RoanldCasallas
@RoanldCasallas Месяц назад
Wares no wares cabron!
@cirdancescles4370
@cirdancescles4370 2 месяца назад
Tell Jorchata I want a large Pepsi!😂
@cirdancescles4370
@cirdancescles4370 2 месяца назад
I say, do you want a CHEESE?????
@cirdancescles4370
@cirdancescles4370 2 месяца назад
You want a Yumbo Yack?
@Duvall8769
@Duvall8769 3 месяца назад
This is bullshit no restaurant has coka and a Pepsiii
@blacklatinabutterflycortez6354
@blacklatinabutterflycortez6354 5 месяцев назад
Yumbo Jack. 😂 Yumbo fries. 😂
@grow_bro_nllegalizeit6564
@grow_bro_nllegalizeit6564 7 месяцев назад
I dont want to speak to the manager 😂
@davidg.9932
@davidg.9932 9 месяцев назад
Same thing with Hawaiians.. Bang on the door, we hide.. Honk, ah, few times, then we look out of the jealousy's...
@Tesoro598
@Tesoro598 10 месяцев назад
George keeps it real. His jokes are so on point. 😂
@jamalcollier24
@jamalcollier24 10 месяцев назад
Aye jump in the mans not home 😂😂😂
@jimmynelson2302
@jimmynelson2302 10 месяцев назад
If you were born in America then you are American,you don’t here the krouts and the pollocks,Europeans, claiming to be German and Polish, if your native to the North American continent start claiming this country that still belongs to you and your family.
@m.angeloz9080
@m.angeloz9080 11 месяцев назад
Yeah I'm sorry but us 3 guys gardening did jump in to pool one time however with did the work though
@life_deathalone1002
@life_deathalone1002 11 месяцев назад
We hide if it's the missionarys lol
@chuynunez6065
@chuynunez6065 11 месяцев назад
Mexicans hide when they knock because we think it's the Parole Officer
@NathanShike-xy4ec
@NathanShike-xy4ec 11 месяцев назад
The "my friends are fine" bit had me rolling!!!!!!!!!
@begaykkodyj8868
@begaykkodyj8868 Год назад
Send him back...
@COOKIEZ__
@COOKIEZ__ Год назад
My grandpa is one of the hardest working guys I’ve ever met and I’m so lucky to have him a mechanic for almost 55 years and has made many friends all around town. He’s such a wonderful person to be around so funny and full of love ❤ he will Help anyone if they need and will make sure your car is running great
@jimmysanchez3877
@jimmysanchez3877 Год назад
the door one is so true bro me and my bro hide and cuz too
@darkoanton5
@darkoanton5 Год назад
The Jack-in-a-Box bit was gold, Jerry. Gold!
@alyssacross4432
@alyssacross4432 Год назад
It's true about the door tho 😂 my husband answers the door whole time I'm sitting down
@johnnauer6427
@johnnauer6427 Год назад
I remember growing up high School me and my best friend when I would go to his house and I knock on the door the family members would always crack the door just enough to show their face, this is actually true!..
@GustavoRamirez-jn2hy
@GustavoRamirez-jn2hy Год назад
Don't answer it Gilbert don't answer it lol
@alleggs5098
@alleggs5098 Год назад
Este vato esta loco, I had a water hose like that one too
@venomlayton1394
@venomlayton1394 Год назад
I’m gonna say “what kind of fountain drinks do you have” when I go to a Mexican restaurant now
@ryanalopez3078
@ryanalopez3078 Год назад
My dad was from Honduras and a lot of the stuff you say he used to do probably times 10
@richardsnook1874
@richardsnook1874 Год назад
George is the uncle we all wish we had.
@micheledonahoe8092
@micheledonahoe8092 Месяц назад
Definitely!!!
@micheledonahoe8092
@micheledonahoe8092 Месяц назад
Growing up, I knew how to count in Spanish before English. I thank my parents.
@redtruck3020
@redtruck3020 Год назад
:)
@sarac.3568
@sarac.3568 Год назад
I don't even live in the US and I laughed my ass off
@The_Aurora_gamer
@The_Aurora_gamer 2 года назад
This might be one of the oldest videos on RU-vid
@tinamloonsfoot3327
@tinamloonsfoot3327 2 года назад
He is so funny!!
@fsae0607
@fsae0607 2 года назад
The music bit at 9:20, I lost it 😂
@eriksmith1361
@eriksmith1361 2 года назад
I’m white and have been called pinche gringo so many times… I’m like guys I’m working so hard it’s my rich parents who suck… but if you aren’t laughing your ass off at Mr Lopez’s wonderful satire then you are the problem
@Snowflake.....
@Snowflake..... 2 года назад
There's no y in yumbo either
@heymambootialiana
@heymambootialiana 2 года назад
❤ 💖
@Caligirl56
@Caligirl56 2 года назад
GLO IS HILARIOUS 😂
@AR-hn9mr
@AR-hn9mr 2 года назад
One of the best of the best.. not cause he is hispanic, but cause he is talented.
@Sir_Smokes_Alot
@Sir_Smokes_Alot 2 года назад
The honking lmao 💀😂🤷🏽‍♂️
@dionjackson9857
@dionjackson9857 2 года назад
This man deserves his flowers ready set goo.... word up 👊
@li-ion6228
@li-ion6228 2 года назад
his jack in a box bits always makes me laugh
@roncasallas3411
@roncasallas3411 2 года назад
It's so true.. we are crazy
@guadalupeblakey9926
@guadalupeblakey9926 2 года назад
Alot of what he said I'd true. Illegal and "no les da verguensa!
@christopherhason2739
@christopherhason2739 2 года назад
Crying = See are wine girl drinking from a MADDOG 20/20/60 MUTLEY BOXED FRAZIER BORN ON DATE SO OLD DON'T EXCIST RECYCLED MODELO FROM NEW YORK CITY YES NEW YORK CITY!!
@johanordonez6998
@johanordonez6998 2 года назад
Hahahaha just off the hook!