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JupiterVA
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I'm just a dude using his voice.
I try to upload every 2-3 days and my videos should go up at around 2pm EST.

Twitter: twitter.com/va_jupiter
I doubt I'll be posting on Twitter very frequently, so keep that in mind.

Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/jupiterva
Комментарии
@JustThatOne__Person__
@JustThatOne__Person__ 3 дня назад
Whenever I can’t fall asleep i throw this on and I have done this well over 2 dozen times and it never fails
@GoodGirlLuna3
@GoodGirlLuna3 5 дней назад
sigh I'M RETIRED. Can I go back to napping now? There's a true resurrection spell with my name on it a few years in the future, on that big 400. And besides, I gotta get a few more levels in before then. Have to hit the milestone before *THE* milestone, after all. Aaand i've been bested by a goddamn leather satchel. He's not gonna listen to a word I say, knowing my luck.
@gingerdude
@gingerdude 9 дней назад
Him:"What do you mean the door is too flat? Me:"I WANT TRANSLUCENT CURTAINS IN 4D. MAKE EM SHINY, JACK! "
@gracio1231
@gracio1231 13 дней назад
YOU ARE SO SWEET n ily too pookie
@Mary-524
@Mary-524 19 дней назад
Please part 2
@Mary-524
@Mary-524 20 дней назад
Please part 2
@Mary-524
@Mary-524 20 дней назад
Please part 2
@Squiggles01
@Squiggles01 Месяц назад
Me... Follow you... Never!! I follow... Ainz-sama!! *Hisses and truns to leave. shambling away to look for the tomb.*
@ItNicole
@ItNicole Месяц назад
Purt 5
@ItNicole
@ItNicole Месяц назад
Purt 4
@tauilevafaleulu1759
@tauilevafaleulu1759 Месяц назад
You know i've always seen a lot M4F and M4A But not a lot. Of M4M I'm usually like m4m because it's cute even though I'm a girl and I'm not supposed to be watching that i don't really fucking care
@fishing-3
@fishing-3 Месяц назад
Can we get an episode where we explain blushing to the dragon please?
@tomoeorlana8232
@tomoeorlana8232 Месяц назад
MARRY ME!!!!!!!
@justagundam
@justagundam Месяц назад
1:00 "WELL DAT'S TOO DAMN BAD!"
@kittkat1517
@kittkat1517 Месяц назад
Jokes on you I'm poor 😌
@Trans-named-Onyx
@Trans-named-Onyx Месяц назад
I’ve had 3:03 to the end memorized by heart since the video was posted it’s my favorite parts <3 I’m currently going to therapy to deal with my cannibalistic tendencies, this has helped. Thank you!
@MayaVils
@MayaVils Месяц назад
I'm sorry I asked for water Where's my water
@Lieko-mv5tr
@Lieko-mv5tr Месяц назад
I was watching this and at the four minute mark Trump got shot through the ear
@nomenenimipsumloquitur
@nomenenimipsumloquitur 2 месяца назад
kinda want a boyfriend like that
@scotlynmcclellan1120
@scotlynmcclellan1120 2 месяца назад
Are all of us just gonna ignore the fact about one step of what he’s wearing in the thumbnail it would fall
@Nevaeh-zt3eu
@Nevaeh-zt3eu 2 месяца назад
7:46
@abbeywilson-zy1zd
@abbeywilson-zy1zd 2 месяца назад
3:10
@velfg4442
@velfg4442 2 месяца назад
This irl would heal me
@GoodGirlLuna3
@GoodGirlLuna3 2 месяца назад
I can't afford to lose that prophecy, my favorite crystal golem familiar's on the line! I crafted it myself, I'm quite proud of it. It makes me feel a way comparable to how what you would call a 'crow' feels when it spots something really shiny and pretty.
@GoodGirlLuna3
@GoodGirlLuna3 2 месяца назад
Ehehehe, solid food. Cake could use a beefier sedative though, took me too long to even know it was there. Or you could not kidnap for offerings or vessels, either way. The rest of the food was damn good and made me chuckle with the crucifix breadsticks.
@Dead_0nix
@Dead_0nix 2 месяца назад
Nah fuk that I’m making it more sad, After he died listener realized what they did and even as sadistac as they were they cried because as much as it was hard to understand by him, he was there life, listener couldn’t live without him, tears streamed down there face as they wrote a note , the note said “I’m sorry, to his brother, I’m sorry to his family, I’m so so so so so sorry. I cant believe what I have done, I hurt him so much, so badly but I love him so much so if you read this I’m dead, I can’t live with out him, I can’t I just can’t -Y/N” and with that written down the listener took that knife, stabbed inter her heart takeing her heart out and putting it in his cold dead hands with her hand closing his so he can hold onto her heart forever and flopping into him with her head in his lap, they are both dead, but dead together THE ENDDDDD :3
@internetstorage
@internetstorage 2 месяца назад
ohh the flashback to yesterday when i nearly passed out at an event 😭 longest 10 seconds of my LIFE where i was stuck in the state of not being able to see properly and having my hearing muffled, absolute shit scary experience 😭😭 i did not think it was going to be that scary if i were ever to nearly pass out
@BellaOhana626
@BellaOhana626 2 месяца назад
Him: Have you ever fainted before? Me: yeah, everyday Him: history of seizures? Me: absence seizures, yeah Him: I think it’s just the heat then Me:😐
@DuskVA
@DuskVA 2 месяца назад
Him: “ another hunter?” Me: “Yeah the fucking WINCHESTERS-“
@The_Ivy_Trio
@The_Ivy_Trio 2 месяца назад
OMG
@The_Ivy_Trio
@The_Ivy_Trio 2 месяца назад
Hello fellow SPN fan!!!
@DuskVA
@DuskVA 2 месяца назад
@@The_Ivy_Trio HIIIII
@The_Ivy_Trio
@The_Ivy_Trio 2 месяца назад
@@DuskVA how far through are you? I’m at the beginning of season 11 rn
@DuskVA
@DuskVA 2 месяца назад
@@The_Ivy_Trio I’m in the middle of season 8
@kitkat7805
@kitkat7805 2 месяца назад
3:05 "I though you were weird and annoying"
@ThatChillGuyJay
@ThatChillGuyJay 2 месяца назад
Did anyone think there was a droplet of water on their screen from the thumbnail?
@Vikoooooooosworld
@Vikoooooooosworld 2 месяца назад
How did you know I cried when the baby cheetahs went missing? 🤔
@jazzybethcoolkat3289
@jazzybethcoolkat3289 2 месяца назад
*knock knock, door opens* The yandere zealot: "Hello, do you have time to talk about our dark lord, Karesh?"
@jazzybethcoolkat3289
@jazzybethcoolkat3289 2 месяца назад
*speaker opens door* Me, waking up with a start* hUH?! WHUT!? Why am i tied up?
@malinasayshi
@malinasayshi 2 месяца назад
Others: are you insane me: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO USED TO THE BATHROOM
@DeadPlateIsSoSilly
@DeadPlateIsSoSilly 2 месяца назад
The fact how you were like: "You let go of things others hold onto" as I went to hug a plush that I never go anywhere without-
@Bybeingwithyou
@Bybeingwithyou 2 месяца назад
“Taking you from your friends-“ already unrealistic video i dont have friends
@Idunno-sm2nn
@Idunno-sm2nn 2 месяца назад
GASP! Comfort? yeah? Willing listener? Uh huh- Cuddling? Mmm hmm? And.. CONSENT! HEHEHEHAHAHAHAGHAHGAAHAHGAGA 👹👹👹 (If u get the reference than ur my friend now <3)
@ILoveVT
@ILoveVT 2 месяца назад
Me: (yelling at my story self to be grateful that he took us away from our horrible family and that we get to live in an amazing nest full of treasure and how he spoils us)
@Dead_plate_loverlol
@Dead_plate_loverlol 2 месяца назад
Him:are you playing hide and seek? Me:yes ...yes am i
@sarahbenayad2842
@sarahbenayad2842 2 месяца назад
W Yandere
@asimp911
@asimp911 2 месяца назад
I watch this so I can stop cringing over the memory of this time I was on call with two of my boyfriend’s friends and I forgot and I started talking about him to myself and after around 15 second I remembered, checked, and saw that I was indeed on call. Nobody had talked for around 10 minutes and still nobody talked. I left the call terrified of what they might say to him but it never came up again and to this day I’m not sure if they heard me or if I was fortunate enough for a blanket to have been covering the mic. I’m better now btw but I used to be concerningly obsessed with him 😭😭😭 I don’t remember if we were officially together or not but regardless I was not well in the head 💀 But I deadass spoke about him like is and the embarrassment has genuinely made me want to kill myself to be rid of it so I watch this to force myself to relive the memory until I can bear it because ain’t no way I have the balls to mention it to my therapist and work through it with him lmao
@detective3424
@detective3424 2 месяца назад
It is iiii zimmmmm! Lol jk
@Therian-m5m
@Therian-m5m 3 месяца назад
I think he’s dead