You stop by a restaurant for a quick meal, but the waiter there has some more devious plans for you. Script credit: SplashiestPig Art credit: picrew.me/imag...
Me to the cultist: you translated "sacrifice" wrong,the right translation it's offering insted of sacrifice,since you gave me food i can't be upset by the fact you tried sacrifice me to myself,even that being odd
Him; “You definitely look fit” Me🐖: “why thank you” Also this concept is absolutely hilarious, and your delivery of the script is perfect- I love it lmao
*Chuckles Under His Breath After He Eats The Cake Cause He Can Taste The Drugs:* *”Oh. I’ve Been Drugged. Well I Might As Well Play With My Little Cultist Boy.”*
The cultist: You’re the great one?!? *Bows before me* Me, about 5min later: Somft… *does the equivalent of burying myself in a pile of blankets in his mind* I love this so much
I thought this was going to be a continuation of the story where the guy who thinks you are an incarnation of a dark deity, but in reality, he just got "visions" from being hungry and eating moldy food.
Him: "Where our food will keep you coming back for more!" Weighing scale: "Nuh uh gorl-" This was really great!! Loved and enjoyed every moment of it!! Thank you Jupiter! Keep up the great work and stay hydrated ~
If it makes you feel any better, when I was writing this, I imagined that Orange was the wrong answer. That you had to have any favorite color except orange to qualify as a host.
Ngl that restaurant's menu sounds pretty good, the crucifixes especially sound like tasty garlic bread. But how dare they drug cake of all things. Also if you're a God's vessel but still in there, are you still sacrificed? Maybe just "given" or "offered"? And what did cultist-kun mean with the question about having sex with something NOT living like is he talking about necrophilia or like...doing it with a lich or something?
Saw this and was like "this is going to be funny" and had to watch it. I was right and I loved it. Though first order of business as a deity to this cult is getting the practices corrected and fill in the missing gaps in knowledge, getting the important stuff written down. Burnt texts are hardly something to go off of.
Me: Ok something you should know is that I don’t really do the whole sacrifice thing. That was a translation error on your part. Hey, chill out it’s not that big of a deal. Accidents happen. Now that I’m here I can just rewrite it all for you. *writes down the script to sonic the hedgehog 2006* There. All do- hey where’s everyone going?
IDEA! After the meeting (Listener probably speaks from Jupiters body cuz why not) Jupiter asks if Listener can reveal themselves and when they come out (haha gae) they’re asleep cuz they got too burnt out
Excuse me for raining into this comment section, I haven't even listened to it, but I couldn't keep it - the title of this video made me laugh out loud 😂😂 How did asmr go from "Cute boyfriend helps you fall asleep" to "Oblivious Cultist tries to sacrifice you to yourself [Deity Listener]" 😂 So amazingly odd and random and smh it passes as normal for asmr fans 😂
I imagine that this deity just shows up on earth from time to time to check what their cult is up to lol, also someone said that the scriptures say offering and not sacrifice, like food, and I like that a lot
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