Let’s build a reptile zoo! Eventually.

Matt here, your self-proclaimed expert and legend in the making. Me and gizmo, or gizmo and I, however you want to say it, are embarking on quite an impossible task here. But let’s be more positive.

You probably have some questions. These are my answers to some questions I assume I will be frequently asked.

1. Yes
2. Yes, I agree, but that’s a stupid question.
3. Yes, the backdoor
4. Sometimes, but probably never
5. No
6. Wow, well isn’t that an interesting idea? Yes, let’s definitely dive into that. I really hate questions like this, it really irritates me. I’m a reptile guy. Let’s keep the topic on that.
7. No, I highly doubt that would ever be a real concern of mine.
8. Earl grey
9. Yes
10. 69

Now that’s out of the way, let me get back on topic.

Is a reptile zoo an achievable goal? Probably not. But let’s try anyway.