11:27 see this is what I’ve always been saying. DJ grooves as the villain always made more sense. A twist villain with a believable reason for their actions.

i need to play this game again

"who the fuck" HELP I WAS DYING

extremely rare girl jesse user

3:27 Ruined. Everybody’s sense of humor accidentally bursted out because of Reuben turning into the pork chop after his death of fall damage and one mistake: Jesse could’ve lifted up Reuben so he can use all his might to destroy the command block with a weapon and jumped on Jesse so he could actually live by diving in the water with Jesse. Telltale I forgive you and I don’t go upset with you.

5:00 This would definitely be posted in social apps. #nothingtodoonsaturday

( 2:17 ) The look on my face after my friend and I troll people online using pickup lines. ( 3:19 ) Me and my friend when we see cursed images online. You should make an out of context but everyone is rude-

1:41 The smile silence 2:56 unnecessary sacrifice 10:53 byeee 12:02 could she be more dramatic? 13:45 wait a minute 12:18 screaming from falling 13:03 luna surpised face 14:36 I'm a cook man 16:13 Petra punch to jessie and punking

13:55 you son of a bitch, you really snuck in second trumpet

2:18 if you choose male Jesse, it just looks he's trying to rizz up Petra while they're falling.

MUURDER

11:06 -Exunt stage left! - 😲

3:24 IM DYING XD

I like male Jessie better then the female one

😂😂😂😂 0:37 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

4:15 that just gave all the context away

I gotchu: - Small child fails to pay parking fees - Small child meets small child 2 - Small child saves small child 2 - Small child saves small child 2 (x2) - Small child kills the leader of the nation that issued the parking fees. (And also saves small child x3) - Small child is arch nemesis with small child 2 - Small child then gets extorted for free labor in thebmogie industry - Small child then beats up whoever had the worst movie - Small child then sells her soul to The Devil - Small child then commits mass-genocide, breaking and entering, destruction of property, and is extroted for free labor then again - Small child then beats up The Devil - Small child then goes and unleashes an ancient curse (only then to cure said curse and be called the hero) - Small child 2 then steals from the illegally parked ship and becomes God - Small child and the power of friendship then defeats God - Small child retrieves her stolen property and goes home (maybe) - THE END

11:21 was the word goggles the only thing he could say

1:30 i instinctively raised my hand to press the button.

7:07 Ivor v420 has stopped working please reboot

Is good.

"This is Bulldozer" Best way to swear I've ever heard.

8:56 Petra meant to not mess with her “enchanted golden sword” because they weren’t on her level.

Mayday: *energetic and ready for action* Zuke: *Human Patrick Star*

6:31 "Hello we are normal birds" *now give me your social security number*

8:45 (no one will remember that.)

10:59 *AMOUNGUS*

"You don't share any of his autistic perception"

When im in a lovingly gazing at mayday competition and my opponent is zuke:

3:26 the cut though 😭

Why did that voice sound so cute in hat kid? Seriously every time she says "why" it sounds so adorable.

1:11 my uh My legs.

12:04 I lagged irl, laughed 5 seconds later

coolio B]

4:26 jack js like 😃

3:17 Jessie looks like she's taking a massive shit 😭

The silence is loud.

i love this game's humor

Any scene where stampy cat is talking is hilarious

Jessie isn’t just a boys name, right?

11:16 BRO💀

I sure wish Reuben the pig respawned by something. I love that little cutie patootie. 😊😊😊😊. And one thing that just popped up in my head, when he sees Ivor, he’s gonna start knocking him out and beating the hell out of him. How weird and crazy is that?

2:24 minecraft story mode just predicted the 1.19 update

14:34 *S* *T* *A* *R* *E*

Wow this game is funny.

14:20 T A K E T H E F U C K I N G G U I T A R ! ! !

9:33 "Jesus Christ! What are you? A fanfic writer???"

17:26 explosion

Finally, Minecraft Story Mode clips with female Jesse!

6:04 MCSM: Across the Mineverse