hey guess what i finally can do. basic shit, thanks yt anyways now that i can, i figured this'd be better as one whole vid rather than three parts so huzzah, yall r welcome
@@treely6647 exatly. do i wish it was canon? absolutely, is it canon? no, the conductor is straight. do the fandom accept the fact that he's straight? no.
20:43 Wait, mustache girl and Asriel are alike in many ways... - Final Boss - Possibly seizure-inducing flashing lights - Not trying to be a villain - Plan to manipulate the timeline - They don't like to be alone - They represent ultamite power in the world - You team up with all your allies to stop them
Asriel isn't a jerk maybe flowey not asriel Context for people who don't know flowey and asriel are the same person flowey just doesn't have a soul (literally)
@@norafudgecake4863 I mean Empress does have a bazooka(or rocket launcher) so maybe guns themselves just exist in this world? (At least I think it's a bazooka/rocket launcher-)
I like how you replaced every Conductor line with Demoman EXCEPT for "A MYERRRRRDERRRR?" Also you seem to genuinely care about the game and its story even as you're ragging on it, which is a rare treat in this cynical RU-vid world
I think they do it in jest. I mean maybe the story simple but it’s meant that way They just have hat kid act like that for the joke of how person would realistically act…. Kinda
@@dimitriwarchief301 I didn't mean it as an insult! I'm saying that you can tell they're doing it in good fun rather than a lot of youtubers who make fun of things just because Saying Things Are Stupid Is Cool
Fun fact: The reason why Chapters 2 and 3 are done out of order is because they were originally gonna be switched around (Subcon Forest was originally Chapter 2 and Battle of the Birds was originally Chapter 3).
23:37 it'd be funny if the seals were actually this existential, but also the voice of the clip you're using us uncannily sounding like whoever voiced these seals
*Breaking* *News* : local child decides to work for the cat mafia then the child just steals stuff and runs Nyakuza Metro in a nutshell also where the heck do i get a rumbi
I 100% agree about dj grooves winning. He has a better reason to want to cheat, and he just sounds more insane and unhinged than the conductor during the fight. Also both the conductor and dj grooves share the same hitbox, being one that matches DJ Grooves the best. Edit: Will say, I am a conductor fan, and I love him, I just like DJ Grooves being the real villain more. Also in seal the deal, conductor says "what with DJ Grooves going crazy and all" which, really paints the canon ending
Actually, Conductor’s voice lines in seal the deal differ depending on what director won, if Conductor wins, he will talk about the knife accident. So both tropes are still canon
So, kid comes from above to "alien" society, where every somehow important characters tries to kill her, then the first character she meets overtake the world, and abuses time manipulation. Not to mention that everyone she met on her way turns up for final battle, which btw. has a lot of rainbow? Toby, Gears for Breakfast, can you tell me which one borrowed who's homework?
Hate to ruin the parade, but the game was developed first in 2012 so even Toby Fox hasn’t even made a game yet and it took a lot budget over the span of 5 years to even release... so it’s more like Toby Fox used AHIT’s Final Battle as inspiration for his lazy final battle showered in morals that were somehow related to the beginning of his game...
24:25 y'know, with the Snatcher vs Queen dlc right around the corner, and that pause from Snatcher like Hat Kid is on the money, this is scarily prophetic.
mafia (Hello child. I have arrived to this flying vessel to acquire funds from your bank account in order to pay out towns toll in order to allow you to pass through. Now give me your money.)
12:21 Narrator: They’re totally gay… *Later* 20:07 Conductor: Let’s Kill each other, Grooves! DJ Grooves: Ok cool, I love you too Conductor: What? DJ Grooves: What? *They both Kill each other* Me: *Wheezing*
Remember DJ Grooves said he couldn't prove that the Conductor was cheating so for all we know that's just his excuse for why he always lost and Grooves was just bad at making movies.
@@cat_4449 Technically she didn’t have any taxes it’s just that some idiot wanted money and the mafia thought: i’m going to steal money from a child even though she doesn’t have any money.
The ship shape on day one part is actually from the death wish “Crusin’ for a Brusin’” because you can see he/she completed 60 tasks and there’s no [Number]/18
25:22 sorry for previous comments(it's not like many people comment on here oddly) but that zoom in got me cracking up 🤣🤣🤣 don't know the song that's playing but it certainly match the mafia's energy
3:18 DUDE I MADE A FINGER GUN AND WENT "PEW" AS A JOKE AND AS SOON AS I WENT "PEW" THE SCREEN TURNED RED AND I HEARD AN ELECTRIC GUITAR HOW DID YOU KNOW WHEN I WAS GONNA SHOOT HIM
11:35 I personally see it differently who it is With condoctor you might feel jaded as he treated you like crap after you did so much While dk grooves felt like a father firgure One feels like your getting payback The other feels like revenge That’s just me kinda. I love ‘em both
This is so liberating seeing you encapsulate the best and the worst parts of this game, as well as making it much longer and more enjoyable than a typical 10 minute nutshell video.
The fact you give the conductor demoman's voice from tf2 is hilarious since they both speak in a Scottish accent also I would like to mention how the normal mafia's just say mafia and that's all but anyways good job.
