I'm doctor who in this motherfuxker, coldest line ever

Funny how Rick gets instantly dissapointed the moment he gets touched.

"Israel and Pallestine have signed a permanent ceasefire" uh guys about that ceasefire...

I love my dogs asshole

2:23 Matrix Rick entered chat

SO EPIC!

1:31 2:06 2:07 2:09

To this day, I have not seen a more intimidating death in media than that one. Because every other death is fictional, this death feels... real.

“There’s no afterlife, everything just goes black.” That like makes me chuckle every time.

I wouldn’t wanna allow that to happen

Guys I’m not dumb

Rick: I'm Doctor Who in this motherf***er. I can be a clone. I can be a hologram. We can be clones controlled by robots, controlled to special headsets that the real Rick and Morty are wearing while their f***ing your mother. General: I'm going to kill you! Rick: Then come to 312 Olive Street. General: Is that her address? Rick: You don't know it, because you're a bad son!

He was wrong though: there IS an afterlife, he went to Valhalla in a later season.

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The dr who speech is so cool

The funny part is, Rick didn't didn't kill anyone until AFTER the President attacked him. He gave ample warning both times people engaged him, and even did his best to deter them.

The pretty obvious accord needs to be real.

Bro, I have never laughed so hard in my life! Lol

I still say it has to be pootin, explains everything about us paranoia regarding ruskies

Good for Jerry, trying to pick up a skill for a job.

That one guard that survived the open fire order getting up shaking always gets me

Jerry still trying he's very best 😂❤

They never clarified if that actually was her address or if Rick just said that and hoped the guy didn't know

I’m Dr. Who in this motha fucka! 😂

2:28 and yet the Doc wipe you out of existence.

When simon phoenix reincarnated as vampire hunter

2:09

This whole clip could be shown to a college statistics logic class and people would learn something

0:11 Rick literally brought peace to the middle east just to say “Happy now, bitch?”

I love that either rick researched her address in advance to psych out that specific bodyguard or he actually knew it off the top of his head because he was screwing that guys mom

Wonder why pants at the Pentagon was in his contract

I'm dr who in this MF

President-I’m protecting my country. Rick-Uh from Selfies? 🤣

0:42 Zavala when the witness’s forces are in the last city

0:34

Technically Rick didn't commit murder. That guy committed suicide.

😂everybody wants to be knocked out nobody wants to be dead

I love how you’re able to tell that Maurice LaMarche did the scream at 2:45 😂😂😂

😂😅

I'm Dr. WHO in the motherfucker!!! I love the scene before this too. " the shirt didn't come with pants?" " no, we were told you have a tendency to swing your dick around." Then they get him a 100% approval rating. Such a ridiculously funny show.

why does he have pants at pentagon

At 1:00 i think hes talking to the invisible troopers

"Why would they [China]? Im sure it was expensive." Oof hit president roomba right in the stairs.

2:36

2:45 watch the life leave his eyes

Whenever I finally find my car keys I say 0:42.

Whenever I find something i was looking for i say :44

Rick took on the US president so that Morty could finally get his selfie. This version of Rick would legit do anything for Morty.

'Bad idea'

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