Every single appearance he made on these late night shows were legendary and Jimmy Fallon cancelled one because his staff misunderstood something he said. This can never be forgiven, we are all poorer for that shit decision Fallon made. I still look for norm stuff whenever I’ve had a bad day with no good laughs to bring some balance
The Sun Also Rises is a novel by Ernest Hemingway. The “Ernest movies” was a long running children’s film series starting Jim Vanrey. Examples of titles: Ernest goes to school, Earnest goes to camp.
I was at this year's 2024 Aer Lingus College Football Classic between FSU and Georgia Tech, and every time the FSU fans did the tomahawk chop, I couldn't help but think of Bill Burr talking about it and doing a funny impression of it
Lost In Translation was about an older, average looking guy not understanding that he has a chance with this hot young female that he just met until the end when he asks her to sit on it.
Well hang on a minute, if this doesn't turn into one of those ticktok memes, you might as well call me old man Larry. Speaking of which, just the other day I saw kids walking on my lawn. I started shaking my fist and one of them yelled back to me, "Bring bring." "Hello? I said. "Hey, your dog just pooped on my lawn." "Well, hang on now, I don't have a lawn." "Well I don't have a dog. Come and get soome." "Well, you were standing on my lawn when I told you I don't have a lawn." "Yeah, well I'm the one who pooped on your lawn! Come and get soome." "You know you're going to have to clean that up. Go back 'round and grab the rakes and shovels." "Hehheh, this what I call a self fullfillin' prophecy. Come and get soooome."