From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I [craved] the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind [cling] to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you.

are you giving h3vr more ideas

GOTTA GET A GRIP

Ben? Wth are you doing here!

Spoonkid ahh music

please do not actually do this with a real flare gun, its meant to fire flares not actual high cal rounds or shotgun shells and doing so will backfire it to you.

😢 once again another piece of really good merch that my broke ass will never be able to afford... Why does all the good things have to be limited time... Oh well... I can at least attempt to convert the blend file into an STL in 3D print a statue of the plush...

Man, I wish the Pacificateur was added into the game...

Anton did it better in H3VR lmao. still funny tho

Фурри с пистолетом это как обезьяна с гранатой. Убиëт и себя и рядом находящихся

Cringe

I couldn't resist picking up this plush >w> Cats are best <3 and gun nuts even better haha

Nice super paper mario reference

OMG THERE ARE CATS

Cat with a gun. I shall be purchasing your wares.

0:04 Catz, you've said hi four times, stfu

"after 4 months of development, hopefully, it'll been worth the wait" damn, gabe newell reference, nicee

why is he so fluff...............

Why do I get sent to another video aryer

Я-бы купил, но я в России(

Why that's pretty cool and hot

She can Hip-Fire a Barret 50BMG but does she know how tomake a grilled cheese

They turned my boy marketable

Guys its the snake! Check the hands thing and also the hands on the "wnake shoots a shotty" vid

0:04

Do they know?

Ah, the Mossberg 590, a beautiful shotgun to compliment a beautiful lady. Also, magnificent jiggle physics.

For some reason my brain actually started to think that the 3-Barrelled loch-and-load was the real model

I watched a 30 second ad for an 8 second video. Thanks youtube.

🗿 Bestialidad asesina xd

bend over

To the jar it go

Bro didn't even try with minesweeper. That was such an obvious mine.

He gained sentience and has a gun please help

It does not follow rules like please do not the cat

I love that you did this video as a big reference to the "Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie" SCHLAAAANG Super Seat promo video with Chef Goldblum! Also cool animal creature.

Would. (That hip fire was nice af)

That cow was not there before. I’m not tweaking am I?

"You're killing my tough personality 😤😤🤬" "Who's a good boy?" "Miiiiiiii :333"

I love that this guys animations make the women *and* the men hot. Gender equality is rad

Woahhhhh wish i could do that thats fucking sick

The scp 109

btw the stock grenade launcher model has 6 chambers. Back in early days it could hold and shoot 6 grenades(they are still called "pipes" in the code).

0:10 where did that plush come from? 😧😧😧

Very nice looking plushy! And the introduction is all great, but there's something that concerns me: 1 - Why did you 'hi' so much? 2 - Why the 'How to whoop mutts' book? (It also explodes?!)

PUNT IT INTO THE SUN

"They turned the cat into a marketable plushie. Funniest shit I've ever seen."

빵 ㅎㅎ

0:16 when it says that in the game, it means children work it doesn’t mean serve in the military

im selling him for a bajillion dollars