This is why I don’t stay home alone anymore. Me: “There is nobody in the house with me-“ Mom: “Honey, I’m home-“ Me: “THERE’S SOMEBODY IN THE HOUSE WITH ME” *hides* “STAY BACK, PATTERN SCREAMER” Mom: “…” Mom: “…you’ve been watching RU-vid again, haven’t you…”
If I had to take a wild guess as to what 447 is, it *could* some sort of "life juice" of sorts, like a magical essence that makes living creatures, well, living. Why do I think this? Well, when it was put in 914 on 1:1, it turned into a dead body, suggesting that a human is made partially out of what 447-2 is, alongside their physical bodies. Why does it come from a weird green sphere or taste like mint? I don't know, this is SCP we are talking about, maybe it's like a sponge that turns ghosts into 447-2 or something.
“The chemical present in the water will cause feelings of elation, happiness, and a tickling sensation.” Me: Oh, well in that case… *casually drinks water* “This substance is dangerous however; if you remain in this elated state for am extended period you will neglect to eat or drink.” Me: *spits out water* SAY WHAT NOW!?!?
You wanna know what I'm wondering? How'd they get a good picture of 096 and lived long enough to post it everywhere. Did they have to do everything blindfolded? All the way to gluing the picture everywhere? Must've been really awkward and time-consuming...
You know the easiest way to keep SCP-096 secure is to keep a bag over its head. Why do they leave it in a cage they cant see into when a bag over it's head work?
Imagine you comply with this, your off in the woods alone, probably in a tent and it’s night. Suddenly while your sleeping you feel like you hear the faint sounds of screaming in the distance for a minute or 2 it gets louder and louder, maybe you try to run, maybe you stay in the tent hoping to be safe, but either way you catch a slight glimpse of 096 and then it’s over
SCP Foundation: “ We have found out the flowers are only normal, we’re detecting anomalous activity from our sun, please get to the nearest shelter and avoid staying in the sunlight. This is not a drill. “