3:49 "Bean counters said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair. Did it anyway. Ramps are expensive." 6:27 "Let me answer those questions with a question: Who wants to make sixty dollars? Cash." 6:48 "So. Welcome to Aperture. You're here because we want the best, and you're it. Nope. Couldn't keep a straight face."
Alright I've been thinking.. when life gives you 🍋Lemons🍋 don't make lemonaid, Make life take the lemons back! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! ( Cave Johnson - Portal 2 )
Such a thing is almost impossible, we like to think as humans as a species we would be able to to but realistically, the chance of us stopping an incoming asteroid is almost nihil. Nuclear weapons and such don't work well in space. And then there's the problem of us getting to it before it gets to us/the chance it goes by unnoticed.
With the absolutely ABSURD amount of health code and safety laws this man was violating, I am truly bewildered as to how his company didn't get shut down and how he didn't get arrested.
There are signs around the place that say that if you see certain people (i.e. an OSHA Inspector), you were to report it immediately. It's likely anyone who did try to shut them down was... "dealt with".
imagine being Atlus control as they sign off. you are fucked, there is no way out of it. best bet? pour a very strong drink, smoke some tweed and roar into into the face of the apocalypse
If anyone with cave johnson’s qualifications wants to take me apart, stick some science and improved vitals in, and put me back together, i’m totally down! Just assure me you know how to put a man back together.
