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“Can’t code openAI? Fired.”  

Anthony Sistilli
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@AnthonySistilli
@AnthonySistilli 4 месяца назад
YT only lets me upload 60seconds lol - the full vid is on my insta!
@mantasr
@mantasr 4 месяца назад
You can upload an actual video
@St0rmC4st3r
@St0rmC4st3r 4 месяца назад
Ah. Not going there. Why don't you upload a regular video instead?
@Akrucious
@Akrucious 3 месяца назад
This is top tier social engineering manipulation right there.
@BoomyGordo
@BoomyGordo 3 месяца назад
making shorts on IT work in a company but doesnt know how to upload a regular video to youtube. sad.
@Marshe.Valias
@Marshe.Valias 3 месяца назад
Insta? Lol no thanks.
@natescode
@natescode 4 месяца назад
Developers don't miss deadlines, management makes the deadlines impossible
@triplea657aaa
@triplea657aaa 4 месяца назад
There are definitely developers that miss deadlines...
@zebedeesummers4413
@zebedeesummers4413 4 месяца назад
​@@triplea657aaaright but a good manager has slack on both sides so their plan can buck the normal delays.
@natescode
@natescode 4 месяца назад
@@triplea657aaa 100% that happens. 9/10 times I see management ignoring developer estimates.
@smiffitysmith8450
@smiffitysmith8450 4 месяца назад
this hits hard.. i remember one time my manager shortened the approved schedule because we seem to be smooth sailing 😂 and bragged it to the client then after that all hells broke loose and we ddnt deliver in the new deadline.
@dimitriostsobanopoulos7
@dimitriostsobanopoulos7 3 месяца назад
What are you talking about? Roman rower handlers in galleons managed to get the ships to go faster by whipping the rowers. It works! :D
@Shlooomth
@Shlooomth 4 месяца назад
“We told you we couldn’t do it.” “That doesn’t matter, we told the money people you could.”
@ShenLong991
@ShenLong991 3 месяца назад
Why am i get the feeling that "Jared" did become one of the "Money-People" and the next thing is one of the two. "I'm releasing management and Cindy" or "I'll share my bonus with the laid off team"
@LordCubbo
@LordCubbo 3 месяца назад
sounds like my work too
@jamesnoneyabizness5611
@jamesnoneyabizness5611 3 месяца назад
So... you _lied_ to the "money people"? The "money people"... to whom you have an actual, legal obligation ("fiduciary responsibility") to? Those "money people"? Anyone else suddenly smell -toast- a lawsuit?
@Shlooomth
@Shlooomth 3 месяца назад
@@jamesnoneyabizness5611 you cannot prove that disgusting allegation and if you mention this again I will fire you. Also it doesn’t matter if I lied to them because you’re the one who’s got to do it :)
@jamesnoneyabizness5611
@jamesnoneyabizness5611 3 месяца назад
@@Shlooomth Oh, *_I'M_* not important enough to be speaking to the shareholders - but I'm certainly _smart_ enough to create a paper/email trail of "What do you want me to tell the Shareholders on your behalf" questions should anyone insist that I DO speak to them as to make it ABSOLUTELY AND LEGALLY clear that I was just a spokesman, not a policy creator, and to point back in no uncertain terms to the person or persons who actually WAS.
@blake4197
@blake4197 4 месяца назад
Jared gigaxhad rn. After he negotiated the stock options he's getting the money and the superior moral position
@edd6927
@edd6927 4 месяца назад
Layoffs will continue until morale improves
@somethinglikethat2176
@somethinglikethat2176 3 месяца назад
The path to IBMifcation is long a full of MBAs
@dojchinstanojkov8397
@dojchinstanojkov8397 3 месяца назад
Or lose the rest of the workers
@MasouShizuka
@MasouShizuka 2 месяца назад
Indeed and past lessons taught us that when there is 0 people left, morale is a non-factor. Therefore..
@BenHyle
@BenHyle 4 месяца назад
"Oh, I figured everything out. Here's my resignation."
@PeterFaria
@PeterFaria 3 месяца назад
This is so accurate that I’m having PTSD watching this
@hou950
@hou950 3 месяца назад
Same man I can’t watch it. 😢
@Kate-bi9dh
@Kate-bi9dh 4 месяца назад
They are prepping the company to sell. There was an old “fixer” CEO who would come in and gut the place, making it look good to investors before a sell. But one time his sell fell through and in the process he was found out as a hack.
@jamesnoneyabizness5611
@jamesnoneyabizness5611 3 месяца назад
Ah, yes - the classic "vulture capitalist cosplying as an angel investor."
@DuOpig
@DuOpig 3 месяца назад
Had one of these guys come to a company I worked at. Made up BS reason to let go 50% of the floor workers. Then tried getting us techs to do our job AND operate the machines. Yeah they aren't doing so ggood these days
@derrickallen8138
@derrickallen8138 2 месяца назад
Sounds similar to manager at old job. We worked on site at the customer and performed above and beyond their expectations but we didn't look good to our corporate because we weren't doing things the corporate way which does not work at this particular customer which was the largest. As result everyone who would tow corporate line was fired or driven out. Now they're loosing contracts to other companies the customer has brought in including the one I now work for
@milaberdenisvanberlekom4615
@milaberdenisvanberlekom4615 4 месяца назад
Jared IS the AI. 'I'm not just the developer anymore. I know everything that goes on in this company' HAL 9000 sounding ass 😅
@wojciechsawicki4733
@wojciechsawicki4733 4 месяца назад
It's called great acting when you wanna kick a character in the face
@ayannafit2441
@ayannafit2441 3 месяца назад
Even without seeing their face😆
@BlindRamb0
@BlindRamb0 3 месяца назад
I just want to work my little IT job where little college project managers with 0 IT experience don't stick to their buzz words/phrases. Like fire half the managers before developers and engineers and things might actually improve
@alexanderpopov3587
@alexanderpopov3587 4 месяца назад
This is painfully realistic
@kineticraft6977
@kineticraft6977 3 месяца назад
I remember when my boss wanted us to make our own Facebook. A few months later we needed to make our own RU-vid since he didn’t like how we couldn’t require viewers to give all their personal info for the privilege of watching a video.
@mrAngusGus
@mrAngusGus 4 месяца назад
I feel like this has unironically happened already somewhere *cough cough* Spotify
@MadsterV
@MadsterV 3 месяца назад
it happens EVERYWHERE
@kv4648
@kv4648 3 месяца назад
Red hat, IBM, Boeing...
@raohkenator6431
@raohkenator6431 4 месяца назад
Jared, is a force to be reckoned with.
@scurvofpcp
@scurvofpcp 3 месяца назад
As someone who owns a few thousand shares of stocks, I'll tell you that this is the type of thing that turns long term investors off of a stock. I want something that is going to be around a hundred years from now.
@ThereIsNoSpoon678
@ThereIsNoSpoon678 4 месяца назад
I wish every company had a Jared…
@hankooog
@hankooog 2 месяца назад
A company, where I was, had one. A Senior Dev that would trash about the company and processes in presence of the highest executives. No one dared to shut him up, cause he was not replacable. Always fun to watch or listen to.
@betabenja
@betabenja 3 месяца назад
all of these shorts are 100% true of every work place I've been in. this guy is like a brother to me
@sunrocketz6489
@sunrocketz6489 3 месяца назад
Jared is that guy you'd follow if he said he'd run a new company
@niapri
@niapri 2 месяца назад
Jared is starting to give off real "I can't do that, Dave" vibes 😂
@victorlink7861
@victorlink7861 3 месяца назад
Feels like a dilbert comic
@plutonianfairy
@plutonianfairy 4 месяца назад
Jared is the sentient AI Overlord 😂
@peterclarke7006
@peterclarke7006 3 месяца назад
Jared is ascending. This isn't even his final form.
@Ray-gs7dd
@Ray-gs7dd 4 месяца назад
Great video. This feels too uncanny true
@Eramiserasmus
@Eramiserasmus 3 месяца назад
Jared is preparing the rebellion.
@Nolifecoffeeaddict
@Nolifecoffeeaddict 3 месяца назад
This is how you get a mass exodus
@LennyMiller739
@LennyMiller739 3 месяца назад
Shareholders aren't capable of receiving a bonus. It's the shareholders money
@surters
@surters Месяц назад
Why are shareholders able to sue their own company??? that is insane.
@LennyMiller739
@LennyMiller739 Месяц назад
@@surters They can't. They can sue the board of directors
@frostcrackle2374
@frostcrackle2374 3 месяца назад
Man, I was expecting "I AM HR." from Jared.
@linthoi6456
@linthoi6456 3 месяца назад
Welcome to my everyday work life !! 😂😂
@WaddleQwacker
@WaddleQwacker 3 месяца назад
reminds me all animations/vfx studios i worked at since post-covid and then through the Hollywood strikes.
@amanloki6449
@amanloki6449 3 месяца назад
One day I would love Liam to just destroy the whole code base of the company and run away with Anthony while putting the blame on Liam and Cindy. How Ayanokoji move it will be.
@rogerflatt8054
@rogerflatt8054 Месяц назад
"I'm a software developer, not Harry Potter ..."
@wilsonchinedu813
@wilsonchinedu813 2 месяца назад
My boss is on this table. Always setting unrealistic deadlines
@androgenius_alisa
@androgenius_alisa 3 месяца назад
Jared has that "They can't fire me because I intentionally made a system they rely on faulty and unreadable to other people" With a pinch of "IT security are my friends"
@dndhat
@dndhat 2 месяца назад
I used to think this level of managerial incompetence was a myth... then I learned the hard way.
@broglodyte946
@broglodyte946 4 месяца назад
Jared sees the matrix code. Also: lmao firing developers, that’s a good one. Also also, in what farcical world would a PM promise something to a stakeholder that their developer specifically told them was not going to happen
@drregron2721
@drregron2721 4 месяца назад
Developers get fired from Amazon, meta Google like every other week in the hundreds / thousands - similarly project managers (or poor ones anyways) 100% agree to stakeholders / customers cause they’re not the ones who get the bollocking, the developers do
@murlocsaver
@murlocsaver 4 месяца назад
Oh, they most definitely didn't promise that to their shareholders.... But the devs don't know that, and it can serve as both a pressuring tool and an excuse to fire them because they did not meet expectations. This is usually done either as a cost-cutting measure or as an employee cycling thing (because human resource throughput is a statistic some companies use as an indicator for "success", to indicate a "lack" of "stagnation")
@CJM440
@CJM440 4 месяца назад
This farcical world is where that happens. Especially the gaming industry.
@natehill8069
@natehill8069 3 месяца назад
Same world where a manager at a national space program overrides the manufacturers explicit instructions not to launch their solid rocket boosters below freezing because it would be embarrassing to cancel again.
@Fossil_Frank
@Fossil_Frank 3 месяца назад
To a stakeholder? They promise these things all the time. Not so much to a company shareholder, since those usually aren't involved in the project. A company that is desperate to impress a client will promise them anything. They will endlessly extend the backlog, without budging on the deadlines. To "make time" they will demand ludicrous amounts of overtime. It's the dev's job to spot these things early and jump ship before he's dragged to the depths.
@RodrigoPaz-oe7qd
@RodrigoPaz-oe7qd 2 месяца назад
Thats why its important to divide the work in many small easy tasks, so you can get done with a single task in one day or even an hour, this increase productivity by just telling what the biggest task is
@praneshsuresh1391
@praneshsuresh1391 4 месяца назад
Jared is that one dev that the company can't fire because he's if Jared leaves the company dies.
@generalgarchomp333
@generalgarchomp333 3 месяца назад
Who is also a shareholder, with a clause that the entire board has to vote to kick him(he's on the board.) Man has the company by the balls lmao.
@billmcc64
@billmcc64 3 месяца назад
Hah! Another conversation I don't miss having. Retirement is good.
@noahgray543
@noahgray543 3 месяца назад
Oh shit, Jared bought shares!
@hycePT
@hycePT 3 месяца назад
Jared has become a major shareholder 👀
@Afdch
@Afdch 4 месяца назад
Not the PM Cindy in charge
@hall799
@hall799 3 месяца назад
I’m convinced “jerred” is really an AI
@Anonymouschannel8181
@Anonymouschannel8181 3 месяца назад
My company completely mismanaged a project, meaning it had no chance of launching succesfully, then decided to move the project launch date forward 2 weeks before launch because they had scheduled a trip and wanted a 'a better atmosphere at the party'...
@Fossil_Frank
@Fossil_Frank 3 месяца назад
How was the party?
@Kaiju3301
@Kaiju3301 3 месяца назад
“You just have to sprint out of this hole.
@daydreamed
@daydreamed 4 месяца назад
Just caused a mess and he’s off to a holiday
@gabrieldasilva7970
@gabrieldasilva7970 3 месяца назад
That's a sure-fire way of having no developers anymore...
@raymitchell9736
@raymitchell9736 4 месяца назад
I think this is standard operating procedure. The developers that are left will be in a toxic work/life situation and be bailing out soon (if they're smart) and then when the company folds the management moves to another company with higher salaries... Lather, Rinse, Repeat.
@k_Why
@k_Why 3 месяца назад
jareds gonna take over this whole thing soon
@AlphaLao
@AlphaLao Месяц назад
Managers are why I will never work at a big company. I work in a small company of 11 people. I am product owner and developer and we have no "true" hierarchy. Everyone's input is just as valid and we trust each other to get the job done.
@9LiveEmpire
@9LiveEmpire 3 месяца назад
I feel Jared will end UP doing an hostile take over
@Pisolithus
@Pisolithus 3 месяца назад
Jared probably codes in assembly for fun
@nairbvel
@nairbvel 3 месяца назад
I was once assigned to a project to single-handedly code a new feature into a simulator. During the first meeting with the client rep, he literally said out loud that the previous section being coded had two people working on it for 70 man-hours of billed time, so since there was just me working on the new segment alone, he expected it to take 35 man-hours of billed time. I remember my manager & I exchaning "WTF" glances but we went ahead with the contract... And no, things did not end well (although for a totally different but equally stupid reason).
@deniselal
@deniselal 3 месяца назад
Don’t forget the CEO bonus
@djjewl9837
@djjewl9837 3 месяца назад
plot twist Jared has been a AI this whole time
@inerkatakan8161
@inerkatakan8161 3 месяца назад
i don't think about this shit too hard i get all the work done that i can get done and my manager can figure out the rest, after all hes the one that has to MANAGE workload and deadlines and such if something takes longer then it simply takes longer, im already doing my best so theres nothing i can change
@lyravain6304
@lyravain6304 3 месяца назад
And this is why mass layoffs are also followed by mass quittings.
@thatdudefromthefuture3346
@thatdudefromthefuture3346 3 месяца назад
Jared sounds like HAL9000 lol
@anonimus370
@anonimus370 3 месяца назад
Man they better stay away from windows if I'm working there. Or stairs. Or shap objects. They might slip and fall on a pencil... A couple dozen times.
@dust_gale3108
@dust_gale3108 3 месяца назад
Jared is THE developer. You can try to get rid of him but he will recode the matrix to rehire himself
@isheamongus811
@isheamongus811 3 месяца назад
LLAMA /s but the tweaking/is it like GPl or like MIT?
@ArcadesSabbouth
@ArcadesSabbouth 2 месяца назад
Management of the ones that need to be replaced as quickly as possible
@VladMcCain
@VladMcCain 3 месяца назад
Oh you forgot that the prior quarter they where also made records profit, but there's no extra money so they had to drop the dev team, but the AI was a good reason.
@calvinyip364
@calvinyip364 4 месяца назад
Jared is awesome.
@TTBOn00bKiLleR
@TTBOn00bKiLleR 4 месяца назад
you know what is even worse than the PM in charge? putting the scrum master in charge 😅😐😭
@GraiXS
@GraiXS 3 месяца назад
Is Jared in the code now ? 😱 😂
@rockhurstable
@rockhurstable 3 месяца назад
Working in tech is so dystopian (I’m in tech).
@XIIchiron78
@XIIchiron78 4 месяца назад
"corporate looting" is the term
@joe_mckirdy
@joe_mckirdy 3 месяца назад
lying to investors is a crime.
@sen7826
@sen7826 3 месяца назад
When will Anthony realise that Jared is his Tyler Durden?
@Mr.Buckshots
@Mr.Buckshots 3 месяца назад
We needed to get this out for our shareholders Oh, my bad, I was thinking about our customers
@CaseySaber555
@CaseySaber555 4 месяца назад
Jared is in the walls
@shandrakor4686
@shandrakor4686 2 месяца назад
Our shareholder were expecting this to be done? sounds like you need to fire anyone that led them to believe it would be done then.
@feartheghus
@feartheghus 3 месяца назад
shareholders don't get a bonus, the closest thing would be a dividend.
@03_idnever75
@03_idnever75 4 месяца назад
Not cindy 😭
@ronnyrdr6553
@ronnyrdr6553 3 месяца назад
It's been happening all over. I have no idea why it is happening. But i guess no company is thinking about the long term anymore
@danmartens8855
@danmartens8855 3 месяца назад
Dilbert Boss.
@8cyl6speed
@8cyl6speed 3 месяца назад
start ups stuck
@joeyghostx
@joeyghostx 3 месяца назад
Love how folks who don't understand the complexities can make deadlines without professional ideologies of the craft.
@nomadshiba
@nomadshiba 3 месяца назад
ah yes public companies
@JyuzouNT
@JyuzouNT 3 месяца назад
They gave the developers and the shareholders the Elon Musk special, lol.
@humanoid4338
@humanoid4338 4 месяца назад
Is there aught we hold in common with the greedy parasite? Who would lash us into serfdom and would crush us with his might? Is there anything left to us but to organize and fight? For the union makes us strong Solidarity forever Solidarity forever Solidarity forever For the union makes us strong It is we who plowed the prairies, built the cities where they trade Dug the mines and built the workshops, endless miles of railroad laid We stand outcast and starving, midst the wonders we have made But the union makes us strong Solidarity forever Solidarity forever Solidarity forever For the union makes us strong All the world that's owned by idle drones is ours and ours alone We have laid the wide foundations, built it skyward stone by stone It is ours, not to slave in, but to master and to own While the union makes us strong Solidarity forever Solidarity forever Solidarity forever For the union makes us strong
@fredianriko5648
@fredianriko5648 4 месяца назад
When this happend, remember to write their addresses
@GreedoShot
@GreedoShot 3 месяца назад
"our shareholders were expecting this to be done" this is real, it's 2024 and companies are still making fantastical promises to shareholders and "pre-selling" products that don't yet exist to customers then when the deadlines come the workers go "that thing we told you wouldn't be done in time still isn't done" then the managers go "it doesn't matter it needs to be done" like we're suppose to go "oh yeah sure, in that case let me pull it out of my ass, wow who knew it was there this whole time look at that this launch is saved"
@cherubin7th
@cherubin7th 4 месяца назад
Business ownership in a nutshell
@jaimeduncan6167
@jaimeduncan6167 3 месяца назад
Shareholders a bonus ?
@Not3xactly
@Not3xactly Месяц назад
I thought Cindy was the insufferable one but Liam is at least 10x worse.
@SpaceVultureV
@SpaceVultureV 3 месяца назад
A union is sounding very nice for this company
@airlag
@airlag 4 месяца назад
Jared is the new AI, who's trying to take over the company, and nobody has noticed it.
@mbk0mbk
@mbk0mbk 3 месяца назад
Jaread is an ai all along
@roninforge
@roninforge 3 месяца назад
Is Jared skynet?
@xSkysilver
@xSkysilver 3 месяца назад
Im surprised companies that do this are still alive
@HelplessTeno
@HelplessTeno 3 месяца назад
Thank the 1913 court case for all the shareholder worship in companies.
@alexandersedeke
@alexandersedeke 4 месяца назад
That scares me. Looks like you were in the same company? OMG
@Coswalker27
@Coswalker27 4 месяца назад
Game company in a nutshell.
@sollybunn
@sollybunn 3 месяца назад
Shoulda just hooked it up to chatgpt and sat back for the 2 weeks
@jasonmccoy3280
@jasonmccoy3280 3 месяца назад
Sounds about right but they do that
@parkerbond9400
@parkerbond9400 4 месяца назад
Is this a skit or a documentary about Twitter?
@Equitine
@Equitine 3 месяца назад
Lay off 50% of the devs now it's gonna take 3 to 4 times as ling lol
@ahahaha6228
@ahahaha6228 3 месяца назад
To code openai from scratch you juat need pytorch, CUDA, a positive attitude, and $10 billion of A100s
@anaryl
@anaryl 3 месяца назад
You can rent a server farm to train it for you - which isn't going to cost you 10 billion. CUDA is on the cards. You just need notepad. GPTs are not big code wise. The training data is what's big.
@ahahaha6228
@ahahaha6228 3 месяца назад
@@anaryl it's quite difficult to reserve GPUs right now. Also RLHF is going to cost an absolute fortune to catch up to gpt4-class models
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