“Here’s The Issue With Brown Sex Symbols In America” - Usama Siddiquee Performs Stand-Up

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Comedian Usama Siddiquee makes his late night television debut at the legendary Ed Sullivan Theater. Catch Usama performing at the “Netflix Is A Joke” comedy festival on May 11th.
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@michelrenaud3431 8 месяцев назад

He was so much better than the crowd reaction. You are super funny and charismatic dude.

@maacpiash 8 месяцев назад

Glad to see a fellow Bangladeshi immigrant's amazing performance on the Late Show!

@1999NIRUPAM 7 месяцев назад

Bengali

@FLEXINApparel 3 месяца назад

@@1999NIRUPAMBengali can be from Bangladesh or India. He's Bangladeshi-American because his parents are from Bangladesh

@Max-zg2ci 8 месяцев назад

His timing is like the guy at the party who knows he is killing it and starts to talk a little too fast the more people listen to him. Dude is hilarious AF

@williamkittler 8 месяцев назад

Man the minute you got two people to admit they had immigrant parents, you knew it was gonna get rough. But, hats off man, you stuck with it, dig in and delivered. That last joke was awesome! 👍🏻

@PHlophe 2 дня назад

my middle name is William.my father calls me Wilhelm and my mother Willy . this is what you get with immigrant parents.

@tosin.o 8 месяцев назад

I came here with a temporary bad mood and was laughing out loud in zero time. LIFE IS GRAND. 💃

@everythingiseverything9920 8 месяцев назад

"You don't listen to me, so just kill me." 🖐🙄 lmao!!!

@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 8 месяцев назад

Dead on.

@margo3367 8 месяцев назад

When I misbehaved my mom always said, “Why are you doing this to me?” I never said, “I wasn’t even thinking of you. I just did it because I thought it would be fun.”

@gosikh 8 месяцев назад

As a brown guy living in USA, I have heard a lot of brown funny folks. Brother needs to try a different approach, the parents jokes, the immigrant mother jokes, have been done for 15 years bro. A good material would be from your dating life Or if you don’t have a dating life, Then the non dating life. Good luck. Go brown people. Happy to see him on the show. Congrats on this break.

@rixx46 8 месяцев назад

I’m old white guy I had the same reaction. Such predictable material. I always hope to find a new comic to get excited about… He’s so pedestrian I don’t know how he ever got on Colbert.

@lostandwastedtime 8 месяцев назад

I don't think it hits you the same way if you're not brown. But I agree... I think Russell Peters is the original. Just a brown girl from Canada here 😊

@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 8 месяцев назад

I find he did well. Greetings from a German who is somewhere between caramel brown and walnut brown

@bookbwitched6823 8 месяцев назад

I got onto a hotel elevator with an Asian family & at my floor, I was so enamoured with their cheery sweetness, I mimicked their accent in saying goodbye. I stood looking at their frozen faces with my frozen face, stammered my apologies & ran to my room. I've always wondered if they thought I was taunting them. I still feel frozen horror when I remember.

@YeeSoest 8 месяцев назад

OMG 😂 My kazak mechanic told me he was done and everything was alright and I could NOT help it, I had to go full Borat. I specifically told myself I wouldn't. Had to go back for something, did not raise my eyes above shoulder level once😂

@cheeseheadfiddle 8 месяцев назад

Easy to slip up. I think every white person has made that “oops.” Totally relate.

@ursaltydog 8 месяцев назад

My beloved, born in NY but Memphis raised, upon meeting my very rural and "holler" grandparents broke out into southern accent, it was embarrassing. Thankfully my grandparents loved him to pieces, but it really hurt my ears. But I think many of us do it without intention or malice. Our brain kicks in to make us appear connected to people whom we like and want to fit in with.

@EmpyreanLightASMR 8 месяцев назад

I always end up impersonating or absorbing the vibe of someone. I look like a dork, but I'm friendly with anyone friendly to me, so I hang out or talk to a myriad types of people, and sometimes I end up talking like them. LIke, "Right, peace out yo." or "yeah see ya man" when in reality, I'm more of a "bye haha" person. same with hand gestures. i'll mimic them. or people with accents, I start speaking slowly so they can understand me better. It's awful 😂

@bookbwitched6823 8 месяцев назад

@@EmpyreanLightASMR I'm guessing you are an Empath & maybe an Intuitive as well. Just a thought. I'm into "Woo Woo" like that but you can Google the terms for yourself. There is a robust community of us on RU-vid. If you want more info let me know. .before I understood what this was, I could watch s drunk person on TV - feel drunk myself.

@themanwhoknewtoomuch6667 6 месяцев назад

As someone who followed Usama's journey to success, I am so happy for his spotlight!

@BrotakuOfficial 8 месяцев назад

I love how so many people are somehow stand up experts. This dude absolutely crushes every time I see him perform in NYC. He obviously has to do a clean set for TV. He has even better dirty jokes and he still did a great job on the show. How about we just be happy for him?

@bookbwitched6823 8 месяцев назад

I love how many people also stood up for him. Reaching for negative comments is a tell. Not how I want to live. You spend your energy looking for negative points to make, you'll find plenty of negative in your life. Or conversely, look for the positives, the light you share radiates right back to you. Thanks for your light.

@mariabengtssonviking 8 месяцев назад

Usama, you did a great job ❤❤❤❤ i understand that you were a little, little bit nervous, but you overcome it and deliver anyway !!! Keep on doing what you doing! Love from Scandinavian Vikings/Sweden

@rayray2528 8 месяцев назад

This guys is super funny, much better than the audience’s reaction

@SamIzzo 8 месяцев назад

He's funny, his timing is off by a little, he's rushing his punchlines because he's timed

@rufat_agayev 8 месяцев назад

Shut up

@hjermsted22 8 месяцев назад

Honing one’s club act down to a tight five minutes is an art in itself.

@ersylanellajoy452 8 месяцев назад

too much funny material. I hear the rushing

@dwinosam Месяц назад

Oh you must be the prinvipal of a comedy school

@yeahyeahwowman8099 23 дня назад

@@dwinosamthe thing is some people actually understand how comedy works, there are 2 rules almost everyone breaks. The general population isn't funny, thats because they always break the 2 rules.

@katielewis6128 8 месяцев назад

LOL!!! He was hilarious!! i totally do the British mimicking

@jawadrahman95 3 месяца назад

HELL YES. Finally a Bangladeshi comedian in the late night world

@buddhimanrahman4583 8 месяцев назад

Congrats Usama! Cheering for you from Bangladesh 🎉

@sarabass6961 8 месяцев назад

I was cheering for him because to even get on Colbert is an accomplishment. He spoke so fast I missed several of his jokes. Not crazy about the material but you write what you know. I wish him well.

@TellyMan200 8 месяцев назад

This jokes ring true as a 2nd gen immigrant Brit. He’s like an American Romesh, the jokes so on point . It’s so true Asian chores are like make a cloud machine can white chores take trash . Funny guy

@bookbwitched6823 8 месяцев назад

Handsome too. He will go far.

@FoCoPuffs 8 месяцев назад

His voice sounds like Keegan Michael Key.

@consig1iere294 8 месяцев назад

Thank you Steven for giving this guy a chance.

@JohnPaulGordillo 7 месяцев назад

LMFAO ... "immigrant chores" ... doing their taxes, writing their letters in English ... and no, not translating, that would have been too easy lol 😂

@AdrianColley 8 месяцев назад

Ah yes, the "first gen immigrant parents" set. A classic.

@johnpulawski35 8 месяцев назад

Yes it is good

@TellyMan200 8 месяцев назад

Never fails he going far for sure . funny guy with good set

@astronautsingh8793 8 месяцев назад

Dang man this dude kept it real. Loved it!

@joshuakumar1852 8 месяцев назад

Love this guy, saw him open for Hasan Minhaj and he was hilarious. The crowd needed some more immigrants.

@VampChainz 25 дней назад

“I like ur vibe” 🤣🤣 I gotta see his live set

@patriciamurfitt4590 8 месяцев назад

Congratulations to this young man. Getting on the late show and then killing it. Great job 😅

@YeeSoest 8 месяцев назад

😂 A piece of paper with a 0 on it Why would he even keep that, it says 0 😅😂 That made me laugh so hard😂😂😂

@NewMessage 8 месяцев назад

I'd watch an hour of that.

@bookbwitched6823 8 месяцев назад

@New Message 💃🏼❗You! The clever mind behind my favorite comment ~ Biden's identification of trump as a sick *BEEP* is what I call a successful cognitive exam. I love that quote even when it is said in revised BookBWitched version because RU-vid clip- board offers no search & it swallows quotes whole. So glad to be able to thank you for it. I plan to drop it often & will give you full credit. It's too good to not pass on -

@youreg 8 месяцев назад

Only 200 years? You had it easy 😂

@EbyKat 8 месяцев назад

"Dreaming about the woman he actually wanted to marry" really killed it for me. Like... ick.

@jennyrivera5867 8 месяцев назад

Looking forward to more of your work Osama!

@K4R3N 8 месяцев назад

Balasubramanian is looking pretty good with his new haircut.

@sadib100 8 месяцев назад

Usama did his greatest hits!

@elulugnie4250 8 месяцев назад

Dude is hilarious. Immigrant family topic has been done a million times, but this is good.

@bookbwitched6823 8 месяцев назад

And he is handsome ~ his love a clever mind, a bold spirit & a handsome face. This old granny would have been thrilled with the bleachers idea back in the day. I was the weird hippie chick with the books, tarot cards & smelled like weed & sandalwood. Let this be a lesson kids, look around.

@edwardlulofs444 8 месяцев назад

I liked this routine. Keep going man. 😀

@princessm.5959 8 месяцев назад

This one never forgets....to est 😂😂😂

@mlowe7245 8 месяцев назад

Very funny, I wish him more success👍

@DanceForChicken 7 месяцев назад

That’s my boyyyyy 💎💎💎

@SanskarWagley 8 месяцев назад

Been a fan of his Mango Bae podcast for years!

@derrickking1619 8 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂"So we're even?" Lmaoooooo

@K4R3N 8 месяцев назад

Wow, first Fahim now Usama. Brothers moving up!

@faiyazarnob8438 8 месяцев назад

Who is Fahim?

@K4R3N 8 месяцев назад

@@faiyazarnob8438 Fahim Anwar, he was on Jimmy Fallon. Cali comic, Afghani guy.

@maxw678 8 месяцев назад

If people would stop using credit cards that give back “money” it would stop inflation. The credit card companies then charge the retailers higher rates and the retailers are then justified to raise their prices.

@leftoverparts 8 месяцев назад

had me laughin man

@rahathossain4321 8 месяцев назад

Nailed it

@chloenflake2672 8 месяцев назад

I wish him all the best but I wouldn’t buy a ticket to see his standup

@DeaconHarris 8 месяцев назад

First class comedian

@TellyMan200 7 месяцев назад

4:27 got me 😅😅, as that is suhc a hard surname/firstname to get right on first take

@DETHofMAN 8 месяцев назад

This dude is hilarious! Please have him back, he’s very funny!

@ssubhan9003 8 месяцев назад

As an immigrant child, I did white chores and immigrant chores. I took out the trash, and helped my mom get her citizenship lol

@brianspenceni 8 месяцев назад

i thoroughly enjoyed that, though I'm now ashamed to be british! Crowd was a bit dead, but that's almost always the case on tv shows, I've observed.

@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 8 месяцев назад

In the Indian subcontinent, every white person is "English". At least, with the elderly.

@laalaa99stl 8 месяцев назад

Ouch. That "dreaming of the woman he actually wanted to marry" joke was a bridge too far for the audience. I'm glad they gave him a chance to recover since he did finish strong. But yeah. Your first appearance on national TV might not be the best time to workshop new jokes lol.

@impalabeeper 8 месяцев назад

I don't get why it's too far for the audience? It's very common for Muslim society to have arranged marriage, which frustrates many young Muslims. Usama made a self-deprecating joke and satire about that aspect of his own culture. Not entirely different when an American pokes fun of cowboyriding, SUV-driving, yeehawing, gun-toting American who waves assault rifles around, because there is a kernel of truth to that absurdity.

@LindaC616 8 месяцев назад

@@impalabeeper I agree. Plus, it set him up for "I didn't really say that. I'm still here, arent I?"

@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 8 месяцев назад

@@impalabeeper Exactly.

@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 8 месяцев назад

@@LindaC616 It may have taken the audience a moment to think about. As a white person who is part of the Punjabi community in my town. I found it very funny.

@LindaC616 8 месяцев назад

@@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 it's just that I've heard similar jokes from other children of immigrants. He was missing the joke about the slipper mom would throw

@otlotlengtlotli3466 22 дня назад

Tough crowd

@kathybell6268 8 месяцев назад

Congrats!

@OlenaBeley 8 месяцев назад

SO GOOD!!

@tothetop-omaid 5 месяцев назад

Dude is funny

@lashendawest7509 8 месяцев назад

Good morning stephen colbert fans

@floris-janvandermeulen8054 8 месяцев назад

Good afternoon from a European Stephen Colbert fan!

@naryanr 8 месяцев назад

are their any immigrant / 2nd gen comedians in the US who don't talk constantly about the fact they're immigrants?

@awaredeshmukh3202 8 месяцев назад

They're still out of the ordinary, so people expect them to. So they do.

@naryanr 8 месяцев назад

@@awaredeshmukh3202 Because that's the essence of comedy. Doing exactly what's expected. I've heard variations of these same jokes a thousand times.

@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 8 месяцев назад

Better than 30 years of peanuts on airplanes jokes from white comics.

@darrenmitchell2830 8 месяцев назад

A bit slow to start. But i warmed to him. Maybe nerves. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@blaster915 8 месяцев назад

Slow down buddy, you need to let your jokes sit before the punchline.

@robertraymond9107 8 месяцев назад

The way he's sniffing seems like he's on waaayyyy too much cocaine for that

@tasbirislam9432 8 месяцев назад

Glad to see you win. Love from Bangladesh G!

@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 8 месяцев назад

Namaskar. Keman achen? 😊

@braaaaaaaaaaap 24 дня назад

The problem with comedy on mainstream tv is it's dulled down and too clean. Watch his other stuff.

@Rainy-In-The-Desert 8 месяцев назад

I like him

@imsteamboat9774 8 месяцев назад

This guy is ripe for a sitcom, he hits all the low hanging fruit, all the easy pandering race based jokes. He has them down pat. 💯

@lbarigon 8 месяцев назад

It's not that easy. What's your favourite easy race joke? 😂😂

@ericminch 8 месяцев назад

A '70s or '80s sitcom.

@cynthiahernandez3598 8 месяцев назад

I think he's funny but some of his immigrant jokes reminded me of my favorite comedian Sebastian Maniscalco 😊

@luciferkkx1878 8 месяцев назад

Hey every body welcome back

@brianjones6500 8 месяцев назад

His jokes fell flat yet he continued to fill the time he was given. I'd applaud him if he would have stopped himself sooner. Seems like a nice guy though.

@GregorBarclay 8 месяцев назад

The material isn’t amazing, but he’s charismatic. With some better writing, I could see him doing great

@LindaC616 8 месяцев назад

What would a programmed, scheduled show suddenly fill 5 min with?

@rm-jl8wy 8 месяцев назад

This guy has good material, but it's geared towards a more diverse audience. This mostly gringo one couldn't relate much. Hope this guy gets a better audience next time.

@tcookie 8 месяцев назад

Started out nervous, gained momentum and by the middle he was on a roll. He just should have ended on something stronger than the accent stuff--especially since he doesn't have one.

@womanofsubstance8735 8 месяцев назад

This guy was an AGT finalist?

@das_it_mane 10 дней назад

Yo the crowd SUCKED

@noelromero6227 8 месяцев назад

Mangobae!!!

@chukaehighibe6886 8 месяцев назад

The dude tried. Not quite the right audience though...he deserved more laughs. Perhaps next time, he should try starting with a joke about his first name ("Usama"), it may get the audience to warm up to him quickly. 🙂

@Ddal0ceano 8 месяцев назад

Heard this before...

@annemarie1507 8 месяцев назад

Only funny if you're from India.

@DinoWinoSaur 8 месяцев назад

Hilarious

@RamSamudrala 8 месяцев назад

Quite a few of the people who said they had immigrant moms in the audience looked white to me (surprisingly).

@mickael486 8 месяцев назад

how do not funny comedians get to be a guest on these shows anymore?

@RobVespa 8 месяцев назад

Discrimination and hypocrisy are bad

@LateNightwithStudBuyers 8 месяцев назад

🤯🤯🤯 holy shit what a revelation

@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 8 месяцев назад

So is your inane comment.

@MadamMaru-gm5ff 7 месяцев назад

Usama Siddiquee is hot!

@serenity4eva89 8 месяцев назад

😂😂😂

@GPS379 8 месяцев назад

Bad

@lisarose7084 8 месяцев назад

I'm sorry, but he is not ready for prime time. This was cringey to watch if I'm perfectly honest. really high on the "ugh" meter.

@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 8 месяцев назад

Like your comment.

@RSital-rd6ut 6 месяцев назад

He was great. Lame audience

@MikeStanza 8 месяцев назад

In a city full of stand up comedians, this was the best that they can come up with? So sad...

@djfirewolf 8 месяцев назад

Okay?

@datgrrl5698 8 месяцев назад

There is no such accent as a British accent since the island of Britain has three separate and individual nations; Scotland, Wales, and England. That was an English accent.

@Mgh-r 8 месяцев назад

❤❤😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉

@Dylan_Tendai 8 месяцев назад

I kid you not, some of these jokes were stolen. Esp the first few

@pranahaha 8 месяцев назад

Hilarious set-one of the best comics working today!

@Hello-xp5wz 8 месяцев назад

Not funny at all. Did not laugh once.

@carleenmulloy481 8 месяцев назад

😂😂

@foo_tube 8 месяцев назад

unfunny misogyny mom jokes... meh. If you're gonna do jokes like that, first, the jokes need to be funny, which they aren't, then you need to balance it out by ridiculing your dad too at the very least, but he wouldn't dare because.... misogyny

@lisasemmler4111 8 месяцев назад

Booooo!! Still using misogyny and racism for punchlines. 🙄 This isn't funny. It's desperate.

@yeahyeahwowman8099 23 дня назад

The bar has to be low for brown and black comedians.

@wademccallum6157 8 месяцев назад

Seems like there are a lot of folks on here who think they know comedy and what's funny better then everyone else. I don't see any of them doing stand up. Obviously he wouldn't be on national network TV if someone at the Late Show didn't think he had talent. Haters going to hate. Get over yourselves.