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“Hire more managers!”  

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@mikeyfreeman5776
@mikeyfreeman5776 3 месяца назад
It’s now cannon that this has been happening at Microsoft the whole time
@AnthonySistilli
@AnthonySistilli 3 месяца назад
LOOOL was just experimenting with a different format - we're still Rainforest
@MrE073
@MrE073 3 месяца назад
I'm Mexican and when I worked there Indian people would speak hindi in front of me so I couldn't understand our workload, when I raised the issue to an Indian manager he didn't do anything about it... Glad I got out... I also told them about crypto back in 2016 and they would laugh at it, now I can hire my ex boss and his boss's boss lol
@giri1478
@giri1478 3 месяца назад
​@@MrE073 About the crypto - I think ppl are laughing more at your gamble But why r these endians speaking hindi to u when u don't speak it. They behave weirdly 🥴
@amymagdaleneta
@amymagdaleneta 3 месяца назад
@@MrE073hey cryptobro, were they talking *to* you, see, if they weren't, you interrupting their conversation to whine about the language it's in, is not going to enamour them to you XD As usual autistic people understand social dynamics better than cryptobros
@CobisTaba
@CobisTaba 3 месяца назад
@@AnthonySistillinope, not anymore :)
@captainnoyaux
@captainnoyaux 3 месяца назад
also we gave our CEO a 240% increase on his 4.6 million dollars salary because of how well he managed that crisis
@benshiotsu8553
@benshiotsu8553 2 месяца назад
The ceo definitely makes a bit more than that lol
@deamon6681
@deamon6681 2 месяца назад
You can add a zero to that sum. Beeing the CEO of Microsoft pay about $50,000,000.
@mrsjatits
@mrsjatits 2 месяца назад
Nobody cares about this CEO as it all makes sense to most
@madtabby66
@madtabby66 2 месяца назад
That’s a huge salary. I mean trump takes $400,000 and I think Elon is way down at $100,000
@discordarcher
@discordarcher 3 месяца назад
Damn didn’t know you guys worked at Microsoft
@Mitchel_The_Catalan
@Mitchel_The_Catalan 2 месяца назад
This is an alternate universe.
@KyokujiFGC
@KyokujiFGC 3 месяца назад
The alternative would be hiring people who aren't sociopaths that need to be trained on basic empathy.
@ifeoluwaadeoye6557
@ifeoluwaadeoye6557 2 месяца назад
But then who's going to squeeze every last ounce of productivity out of the workers so that Microsoft becomes a monopoly?
@Calyoon
@Calyoon 3 месяца назад
What's really crazy is with how much Microsoft makes in a day 14mil is like 15% of what they make in a day 😂
@sun_ada
@sun_ada 3 месяца назад
dude, only 15% ?
@Calyoon
@Calyoon 3 месяца назад
@@sun_ada what I saw estimated 100m a day
@Fwacer
@Fwacer 3 месяца назад
For perspective, in 2023 Microsoft paid $20B in dividends ($55M/day)... So thr fine is 25% of one day's stock dividends equivalent - or 0.07% of their annual dividends. That's just in dividends, they also had profit that they spent buying back stock from the market, and I'm sure they have other profit reinvested. So the fine is a drop in the bucket
@Calyoon
@Calyoon 3 месяца назад
@@Fwacer the fines really should be in % not flat sums imo, otherwise it's just the cost of doing business for them
@zachkills4
@zachkills4 3 месяца назад
@@Calyoon I agree, the government giving flat fines is always laughable if the company is big enough. Obviously the point is to discourage bad behavior and poor work practices but 14 million isn't even scratching their account. A flat 20% however would be much better, it would also stimulate some part of the economy too.
@manoo2056
@manoo2056 3 месяца назад
"Ooh we got caught, let's pretend it was by mistake and be more subtle next time"
@AlgoristHQ
@AlgoristHQ 3 месяца назад
In reality, it probably was an accident by some people, negligence by others, and on purpose by other people at Microsoft.
@CubeInspector
@CubeInspector 3 месяца назад
​@@AlgoristHQ in reality it is company policy. This is a culture thing not an oops a few of our managers acted out of turn thing
@AlgoristHQ
@AlgoristHQ 3 месяца назад
​@@CubeInspectordo you think that disagrees with what I said?
@czarkusa2018
@czarkusa2018 2 месяца назад
Nationalise instantly.
@wilkesreid
@wilkesreid 3 месяца назад
“Sea Sweet”
@rnf976
@rnf976 Месяц назад
It's C suite in case anyone waa curious
@tooManyMidgets
@tooManyMidgets 3 месяца назад
I didn't work at big 5 company, but the problem is that even companies withh 500 to 1000 software devs only copy these bigger companies... my old company 100% did this. The problem is that everyone wants to pretend the workplace is fair but it just isn't fair. I'm actually ok with things not being fair, as long as it makes sense and expectations are not lied about. Man big tech is so annoying.
@legendaryzodiac574
@legendaryzodiac574 3 месяца назад
I feel like when you say things make sense, then you're still seeking fairness tho tbh
@quantuman100
@quantuman100 3 месяца назад
maybe things not being fair is the issue? after all, if it made sense and expectations aren't lied about, it would seem... fair...
@tooManyMidgets
@tooManyMidgets 2 месяца назад
@@quantuman100 well I suppose but I don't think the company could write down on paper why some employees are favored and how they are favored exactly. It's just bias that can't really fit a formula.
@AndrewSBaker
@AndrewSBaker 2 месяца назад
This problem is not limited to Big Tech -- by any means.
@proletar-ian
@proletar-ian 3 месяца назад
We're only getting empty gestures until we get serious about unions.
@BenutzerWalter
@BenutzerWalter 2 месяца назад
How could people realistically unionize at a monolithic corporation like Microsoft? (Genuine question, not saying it's impossible I just want to know how)
@yahia098
@yahia098 2 месяца назад
Unions as workers not the company
@KishoshimaDragonash
@KishoshimaDragonash 2 месяца назад
Having been in a union... They suck. You think the BS, the politics, corruption and back door deals are bad at the corporate level? It's 10x worse with unions. The elections are a joke, the people who NEED to get fired never do and it chases out the ones that care about the job. OR unless you pay union fees and dues thru the nose you'll never have the legal representation you need to fight. So yeah, your base pay goes up, but the amount and percentages you pay out in fees and dues basically negates it and uncle Sam just takes a bigger bite at the end of the year. Unions suck
@yewknight
@yewknight 2 месяца назад
This happens at my company too. We are big company in Apple security. I took medical leave a few years ago, I was horridly sick and had doctors notes. It even came up in my most recent performance review.
@leftysheppey
@leftysheppey 2 месяца назад
McDonald's in the UK has had a similar situation, in that its a massive PR nightmare. The amount of stupid online slideshows I've had to sit through is mind numbing. They did implement some good things, like an anonymous way to report misconduct for example.
@toddyoung913
@toddyoung913 3 месяца назад
We have tightened up our security so we won't get caught again, is the actual answer 😂😂😂😂
@blatblan
@blatblan 3 месяца назад
The shoddy AI captions really add to the meme ✨
@SashAFP
@SashAFP 3 месяца назад
Sea sweet 😂 (C-Suite)
@jorishenger1240
@jorishenger1240 3 месяца назад
I hate when you ask someone what theyre gonna do about something and they say "were gonna update/we have plans to better…/we have some solutions we're gonna implement". What solutions, what updates, whats in the plans? Hate non-answers
@ff7hero
@ff7hero 2 месяца назад
We'll make sure all the managers get training on how to obscure the reason that your performance review is lacking.
@Mister.Smiley
@Mister.Smiley 3 месяца назад
so they discriminated against Bob, but at least he made bank
@alansun697
@alansun697 3 месяца назад
Their solution is going to be not hiring anyone who gets sick 😭
@drigondii
@drigondii 3 месяца назад
This happens everywhere. It's terrible.
@remain_
@remain_ Месяц назад
Any time the answer is "training" I just roll my eyes. Every problem is a leadership problem
@aniruddhbhatkal1834
@aniruddhbhatkal1834 2 месяца назад
If there is a Jared in Microsoft, we salute him.
@spinx2273
@spinx2273 2 месяца назад
"Sea Sweet Executives" XD
@johnyoung9649
@johnyoung9649 2 месяца назад
“sea sweet”
@ketheric
@ketheric 2 месяца назад
The "see sweet" 😂
@Orinslayer
@Orinslayer 2 месяца назад
I used to work at Microsoft. Yep. This all tracks.
@shrillcrayfish6168
@shrillcrayfish6168 2 месяца назад
That feels like every job.
@jickhertz4124
@jickhertz4124 2 месяца назад
"Sea sweet" lol
@fellzer
@fellzer 2 месяца назад
If you EVER get fired, you need to understand.. you have lightning in a bottle. The company could fuck up in a million different ways and taking then to court on any of them is a guaranteed settlement.
@BankruptMonkey
@BankruptMonkey 2 месяца назад
Directly punishing women and disabilities is an easy win discrimination lawsuit
@xc4945
@xc4945 2 месяца назад
Wow this hits so hard. In my company since last 3 months, we get a mail showing how much hours were productive. Ofcourse, if you attend meetings like townhall or any organizational meetings and personal or medical leaves it is deducted from our hours and shown as non productive. Last month I got a mail that my productive hours were less after I took a single day medical leave.
@williamknox6648
@williamknox6648 2 месяца назад
Oh hey Spectrum is doing this too
@dermozart80
@dermozart80 3 месяца назад
I had a small burnout situation last year that caused my annual rating to be dropped to MSE… therefore only 50% bonus and no rise of monthly payment… well thank you!
@storkyfallout6516
@storkyfallout6516 2 месяца назад
also known in the business as the cost of doing business
@Bobby-wn5yr
@Bobby-wn5yr 3 месяца назад
America’s a crazy place. My colleague just came back from nearly 2 years parental leave because her two kids came back to back… and I work for a bank of all companies lol.
@anorouch
@anorouch 2 месяца назад
Liam every conversation: fire me, i dare you.
@johnny83746
@johnny83746 Месяц назад
Happen to me. I was on official fmla leave (only 2 weeks) my manager called me on Saturday to fix an issue. I didn’t answer the phone. I was written up when I returned to the office. Called HR, they didn’t do anything. I left the company soon after. How do I sue? Company was TIAA
@neo1072
@neo1072 3 месяца назад
EEO is no joke. Sad that some people don't get that.
@greggorman5537
@greggorman5537 2 месяца назад
Aka manager retreat and instruction on how to keep it going quietly
@bloboblobo
@bloboblobo 3 месяца назад
Probably something like they spect you to reach whatever, but they didn't account for special leaves. In America it's pretty common that ppl win stupid cases, that's why microwaves specify not to put your pet on them LMAO
@necbranduc
@necbranduc 3 месяца назад
Yeah, the "Sea Sweet" executives
@Mr_Keksi
@Mr_Keksi 2 месяца назад
We've decided to take measures and not allow medical or parental leave anymore.
@jjcooney9758
@jjcooney9758 2 месяца назад
C suite, as in CEO, CFO, CIO, it’s the C Suite room, like their office room. Jesus 😂
@vmlinuxz
@vmlinuxz 2 месяца назад
I'm sure the Sea sweet is ok.
@firelight5400
@firelight5400 3 месяца назад
Lol Sea Suite
@tribopower
@tribopower 2 месяца назад
damn bruh I wish having a paid leave of like half a Mil as a settlement...
@christophertaylor9100
@christophertaylor9100 2 месяца назад
...missing work usually does not help you advance in your career very well
@TAP7a
@TAP7a 2 месяца назад
Time to unionise.
@bentonmarcum8188
@bentonmarcum8188 2 месяца назад
Imagine what 14 million could fund all the new developers from what they’ve been laying off
@Znwarp
@Znwarp 3 месяца назад
Hehehe, sea sweet
@GafftheHorse
@GafftheHorse 2 месяца назад
How is retraining a few managers going to affect what seems like an intentionally discriminatory HR policy.
@first_m3m3
@first_m3m3 2 месяца назад
All this time it was at Microsoft?? Wow
@sylvainprigent6234
@sylvainprigent6234 2 месяца назад
MOAR MANAGERS MOAAAAAAAAR !!!
@whiteglint7694
@whiteglint7694 3 месяца назад
Oh nooo 14 million!! Whatever shall we do?
@PandaKnight52
@PandaKnight52 2 месяца назад
Join your union!
@EnderElohim
@EnderElohim 3 месяца назад
why would share holder even ask that XD
@wolfgangloll2747
@wolfgangloll2747 2 месяца назад
In my company, mothers also perform worse on average than single men. Is that discrimination? We have a mother who is in her second year of maternity leave and is not given a position that would be appropriate for 2 years of experience in the job. (She has been with us for 2.5 years).
@adrianbunea2006
@adrianbunea2006 3 месяца назад
Not showing up to work because you have a kid makes you less productive? Impossible
@hemiacplurge3572
@hemiacplurge3572 3 месяца назад
"Unlimited PTO."
@PhilipPlace
@PhilipPlace 2 месяца назад
Oh this is priceless! Cannot wait for the US to climb out of medieval employment laws!😂😂😂😂 good luck from Britland!
@VladMcCain
@VladMcCain 3 месяца назад
Train them to be more sensitive? So they go to a nice place, eat some good food, get a bonus, and nothing really changes?
@spoonikle
@spoonikle 3 месяца назад
This discrimination is due to how direct managers are often selected. Cheapest charismatic loser willing to turn up the heat for any reason.
@ThereIsNoSpoon678
@ThereIsNoSpoon678 3 месяца назад
Let me just play a sad song on the worlds smallest violin 🎻 🎼🎶🎵🎶🎵🎵🎻
@Solizeus
@Solizeus 2 месяца назад
What? If you don't work then work isn't done and that means your performance was bad? That is insane
@iCyberDev
@iCyberDev 2 месяца назад
I can't tell if you're being genuine or sarcastic,... And for which side of the argument you're pushing for
@Solizeus
@Solizeus 2 месяца назад
@@iCyberDev I was being sarcastic lol
@rosenwadwell6007
@rosenwadwell6007 8 дней назад
@@Solizeus You are aware having leave is as much as a part of your compensation at work as your pay
@Copyrightbreaker22
@Copyrightbreaker22 3 месяца назад
The female voice makes me want to scream
@maximpikalev9538
@maximpikalev9538 2 месяца назад
did you seriously fucking subtitle "C-Suite" as "Sea Sweet"
@patrickalbrecht2385
@patrickalbrecht2385 2 месяца назад
Your out of the game for while and you now have different priorities, why should it not affect your performance review?
@whatwhat9519
@whatwhat9519 2 месяца назад
I hate this plant Elon! I'm ready, let's go
@prashants5071
@prashants5071 Месяц назад
C-suite* Come on..
@Did-I-offend-you
@Did-I-offend-you 2 месяца назад
Bill gates 👹 I want more money
@alessandrorossi1294
@alessandrorossi1294 2 месяца назад
Who gets the 14 million?
@formatagfys1903
@formatagfys1903 3 месяца назад
Is normal thing U work less so that means u don't have the same performance as the next person And man should make the same as woman since women r on the easy street
@tomsmith6882
@tomsmith6882 3 месяца назад
Medical leave = sick leave. And every single country on earth allows excessive unjustified sick leave as at least a partial reason for dismissal or selection for redundancy
@danjoconnor3701
@danjoconnor3701 3 месяца назад
The key word here is 'unjustified'.
@andrewmo49
@andrewmo49 3 месяца назад
I can’t believe that people think they can take months off of work and still advance at the same rate as people who work the whole time. You should not lose your job but don’t expect the same results as those who work through. If you work 80% as much you don’t get 100% out.
@Feonir44
@Feonir44 3 месяца назад
Jesus bro save some boot for the rest of us.
@13Blu
@13Blu 3 месяца назад
that boot taste nice; also how much you work != work output, a theoretical efficient worker would require less time to get a task done than your average joe, if I work 80% as much but deliver greater output then yes I do deserve to advance because I am better
@fastneuro9829
@fastneuro9829 3 месяца назад
Well it makes sense if you have kids you’ll work less, so you performance will be lower if compare with people whom don’t have kids
@user-tv4ih2kq6r
@user-tv4ih2kq6r 3 месяца назад
Having kids is just a contributing factor with the said performance, not a measure of their performance. Assumptions doesn't make the results.
@MrE073
@MrE073 3 месяца назад
🤦🏻‍♂️
@Radahntheconqueror
@Radahntheconqueror 2 месяца назад
What a Corpo Shitshow
@LethalBB
@LethalBB 3 месяца назад
Your caption took sucks 🥲
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