“It’s Never Too Early to Go Back to Bed” - Martha Kelly - Full Special

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Martha Kelly takes the stage to share her thoughts on pets, office jobs and motivational speaking seminars.
Original airdate: September 30, 2016
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@MentalStillness 9 месяцев назад

Hey Carol. I loved your show. Especially Miss Donna, adorable Luis, Michael, Pauline and Bernard.

@agamcohen3286 7 месяцев назад

This show made me cry

@stevenecarrier Год назад

She plays the drug dealer Laurie on Euphoria! The range!!!!!

@ashlei315 Год назад

Ohhh I knew I recognized her voice for sure.

@stevenecarrier Год назад

@@ashlei315 right! What a super talented woman! Laurie was a fucking terrifying character and here she’s making me cry laughing. That’s true talent

@chozen_1309 Год назад

Uhhhhh she’s a Beast in Baskets! You need to give her credit where it’s due my guy .. she’s a gem in whatever but def need to recognize her from Baskets 😏

@vleaky3430 Год назад

I just knew I'd seen her before lmao almost can't believe it's the same person

@jackchop1576 Год назад

@@stevenecarrier She's arguably a fairly decent-ish drug dealer though. She lets them know that if they don't have her money, she'd sell them to human traffickers. Most dealers who'd do that are slimy and wait until someone is in withdrawal to do that.

@gardenbun Год назад

I love this gal! Her segments about pets are spot on for us pet lovers! A very sensitive subject to handle with humor and she did it better than anybody I've ever heard.

@2TMarie Год назад

The cat letter was brilliant! 😹

@lowe-quay-shush 27 дней назад

I thought Baskets would open doors for her. Guess she's specailzed. She's Special to her fans.

@ErikAdrain Год назад

Me at 4am 👁

@OreoDave Год назад

Amazing and great in Baskets

@JULKEE 9 месяцев назад

She as charismatic as a glass of water ( I love how the editors added those laugh tracks to break the monotony of that voice) . As much as I enjoyed somethings on the Carol show, at times I had to paused it because hearing a voice so full of depression and boredom... can be a little too much.

@kurtiswoods1663 Год назад

So that 1st cat, might have preferred a violent death. To being made helpless and dying in your arms. Where it never went by choice.

@elskid206 10 месяцев назад

If you have to resort to the f word, find another line of work.

@cafairkafair1157 8 месяцев назад

Literally Carol

@tigresuave11 8 месяцев назад

Woow, she really looks like her character in the cartoon.

@perezbrug2239 9 месяцев назад

Came here after Carol and the end of the world..

@danchab1105 9 месяцев назад

I came here from Carol & the End of the World

@jjequator 3 месяца назад

Same! ❤❤❤

@cupcake_kid0129 7 месяцев назад

God I loved her as Carol! She’s so frickin funny🤣🤣🤣 so happy to find her again!

@jwalandapariyar1551 9 месяцев назад

Came here looking for CAROL. carol and the end of the world.

@mysticseraph2213 Год назад

Her deadpan delivery is perfect, and the jokes are hilarious. Would love to see more!

@jgons 11 месяцев назад

watch Baskets. She's a gem in that show.

@paolalovescats Год назад

Damn she went from being a Drug Lord to a Comedian? This woman can do everything.

@smokygarlic801 Год назад

She was a comedian first ;)

@ahutch3835 Год назад

Baskets

@shoyeb25 8 месяцев назад

She actually sounds like carol, i thought the voice was made up in the show😅

@erikaarnold4780 Год назад

Okay….she is so funny…but while I was laughing, I was also crying because I had to put my dog down and it sucked really hard.😂😫🤷🏾‍♀️

@mistypuffs Год назад

“…because she never let me hold her like that when she was alive” killed me 😂❤

@birdseye2239 Год назад

I saw her in the show Baskets. Had no idea she was a comic. Awesome to see her character is based off her actual stage persona

@ahutch3835 Год назад

They were all comics in the show..it was also produced by Louis c.k. and it wasn't supposed to be a show, they pitched it to get out of a contract as a joke. It worked and was amazing. Then Louis started his own platform for comedy got cancelled almost now is selling out msg again. Rip Louie Anderson who was early cancelled in the 90s for buying a hooker.

@Aalivyah_CC Год назад

Today is actually my last dog's birthday. He died at 11 human years old the day before Thanksgiving. 😭💙

@wakeuptheresnospoon Год назад

And then when we finally die, our pets get to select new owners 😂

@elizabethvogt2306 Год назад

Great material and delivery. I love the moving scene and cat letter.

@estherpelele9956 3 месяца назад

I didn't know she really talked like this

@DavidYoel13 6 месяцев назад

I love you Carol

@rudytorres9910 Год назад

I love the love she has for animals.

@larsonfamilyhouse 5 месяцев назад

The horse story is so funny

@maryrosekent8223 Год назад

I love her skewed take on things!

@prabhatmaji7106 Год назад

Her tone is literally me forcing myself to study a boring chapter😂

@PoSiTiV3tEnSiOn Год назад

wow wow she's so funny! her deadpan is on point

@jameshoeve4466 Год назад

I love Martha's low-key vibe. She's so real.

@cervantesAi Год назад

13:06 finally someone talks about exactly how I feel about working at an office... although I studied something that's DEEPLY related to desk jobs so... i might have a death wish? 😅🙃😂

@muddydog6605 Год назад

This was fantastic. "At least a couple of weeks before I could go through her belongings" I laughed at the utter brilliance of this, but also it's painfully true.

@agentadvocate Год назад

This is my first time finding her stand up after seeing her on What We Do in the Shadows. Did not disappoint! A proper energy vampire.

@randomgeekcrap Год назад

She escaped the fbi and has new job watch out rue

@ChubbyUnicorn Год назад

Love the high energy! She's a whirlwind. 😊 a very dark, stationary whirlwind 😊

@Thepurpleful Год назад

Lol

@poochthedog8079 Год назад

I discovered you on satellite radio, and now I just can’t get enough. You are a comedic genius.

@freeshrugs63 Год назад

Why do I love you so much? So deadpan, so dark. I'm laughing and laughing.

@hahamasala Год назад

Agreed!

@Roy-G-Biv Год назад

she was sooo good in Baskets.

@FurryFaceMe Год назад

i don't think anyone is emotionally prepared to have to put down a dying Friend , i was devastated and took the long walk home with my empty kennel carrier , sniff ! , i will always miss my Cat Friend " Buddy "

@vianeyboruel504 Год назад

That cat noice in the family meeting killed me

@nayfly9 Год назад

She’s awesome! Unapologetically herself and very funny.

@screamoneo Год назад

i think deadpan comedians are some of the best

@d12kiem7 9 месяцев назад

she looks and sounds just like Carol but blond

@kamineko3203 Год назад

I miss Martha on Baskets. She is hilarious!

@parkjammer Год назад

Need to learn how not to say “uhm”.

@pbardon3965 Год назад

Wow. You never know where you are going here. This was fantastic.

@bmbphotoman Год назад

Dig her style. Got some huge laughs out of this set. Good stuff

@barbaradollard4186 9 месяцев назад

Looking for her show in SoCal!!!

@markm1009 3 месяца назад

Tragedy plus time equals comedy. Thank you very much. You made my damn day

@notsure1969 Год назад

Her deadpan was so good. She was absolutely hilarious! I'd easily watch a 45+ minute set.

@dreamulator Год назад

in terms of cats, she is the most funny comedian, even my two cats enjoy her

@acferency75 Год назад

I need more!

@hahamasala Год назад

I really like her stuff too.

@Kilowolfhelm 6 месяцев назад

What a fresh show. What a good comic. Thank you Martha.

@Kilowolfhelm 6 месяцев назад

please let me know when you are playing Chicago.

@shape0water 24 дня назад

I love her calm yet funny vibe, she shld have a nexflix special!!

@feralhomunculus Год назад

She's hilarious! I

@kennethuyabeme 9 месяцев назад

Carol?

@RFSIsraelStarEarth Год назад

Haha

@timothyherlihy6480 Год назад

People seem to laugh at unfunny parts of her act..it's weird.

@gforceforever Год назад

Her "ums" were too much. I had to stop watching two-minutes in.

@BrandonMay-j3k Год назад

In reference to 18:26. Ahsoka is a female Jedi and has her own series coming out.

@madisonmenzies9284 Год назад

The crippled puppet is what really sold me

@asifyoucare Год назад

The lack of segues between jokes is its own joke at times....

@williamta9408 8 месяцев назад

She is kind of funny but she says Umm way too much!

@eeee504 11 месяцев назад

I came here after baskets to see if she’s really weird af like the show

@hanifnahian Год назад

Euphoria 🤨

@guruz24 Год назад

Friggin hilarious!!! 😂

@lancethrustworthy Год назад

Good material, well delivered. Looking forward to more.

@markm1009 3 месяца назад

You're a little ray of sunshine.

@ekdaufin1485 Год назад

Smart and funny

@bobwoww8384 Год назад

Terrific, Excellent comedian!🌹

@theemoshitshowinc Год назад

Stop moving to Austin

@eisenrz5540 Год назад

She's funny. Really enjoyed this.

@natmeyy7590 Год назад

Funny ,great set

@ThomasSurbrook 6 месяцев назад

Bethany Bones brought me here

@ObiesieMaduegbuna Год назад

After watching Euphoria i’m scared of this lady

@aderounmuomogbolahanoluwap5507 8 месяцев назад

Her voice is so soothing

@hahamasala Год назад

I like her nerdy style. I try to be clever with my material but I can learn a few things from her.

@DeVasteyAnnaize Год назад

Is this Laurie?

@cervantesAi Год назад

Yep. But this was in 2016

@cookiigames 7 месяцев назад

Wow! She kept here same style even in her Netflix series. That's amazing ❤

@kellystinydreamsbus Год назад

She is hilarious 😂

@deadpanwalking Год назад

She was running the elevator in Spider-man Homecoming yes? She's funny and I hope she's still getting residual checks.

@twilfits Год назад

Ur my new favorite comic Martha! Just heard Tig Notaro tell Alice Janney that she suffered a broken rib after Alice picked her up 😄

@taffbanjo Год назад

Excellent!

@nademaxwell4171 Год назад

Excellent. She gets it. Haha but not star wars...there have always been female Jedi. Smh

@Ju.UwU.Ish. Год назад

So funny!

@mjmaccabee7252 Год назад

The opening bit was so slow I nearly gave up, but the payoff was worth hanging in there for.

@justinburgos2927 Год назад

I didn't know she did stand up and just randomly looked her up as I was rewatching "Baskets". You can really tell she had lots of input in her character which is awesome.

@LQQKINCHIC Год назад

Martha you have a refreshing style and delightful comedic genius. I am wishing my best friend could be more like you. Please continue to entertain all of us with your incredible wit!