Bike locks should be illegal. Kellen Erskine - Full Special 

It's not that original. He probably saw someone do it.

Bill Kong He’s probably done it.

@@rubyy.7374 You haven't?

@@mikeyfreeman5776 you're a danger to society as a whole.

It is not that original. I saw other people do that joke too. That does not mean that he or the other people stole it, but it is not too hard to come up with especially this joke. Kinda like almost anybody can come up with a joke about washingmachines eating socks like Seinfeld did.

It's the neutral ones that you have to worry about.

787brx8 Why

@@VictoriaSobocki unpredictable

We are perf-... actually no you're right. Look out for Chaotic Neutral especially.

DUDE YES!

I made my pregnant middle school science teacher cry. She asked why I was always late to her class, I said "because I hate your voice more than you hate your child." Wasn't even a good insult, she just cried for like an hour.

When she asked me to explain why I thought she hated her kid, I got real mad and said "its because you know where the world is headed, and how we're all gonna die, and you barely make any money, your husband is a piss-poor truck driver, and you both decided, yeah, this is a good time to bring life into the world. "

@@johnedwardkerr7814 yeah I'd advise you to not talk to people again

@@johnedwardkerr7814 Sounds like you have a pretty severe case of Aspergers.

@@johnedwardkerr7814 what is wrong with you? And no one cares about your opinion of their life. She's crying from hormones.

I think he gave us some ideas with bike locks! 😁

Right

Such a shame he had everyone yelling out random stuff for too long. The material seemed great.

we need more of these

Green Bean has the best screen name

yes

Chaotic Neutral

That's the exact phrasing I was looking for..! Kudos..

xanax?

Ok band kid

@@yunggoblin2695 .... explain please XD?

That's a pretty good analogy!

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You're right! 😂 Totally a cat person 😊

Wow excellent 🤘

Perfect analogy

"actually"

Sorry 'bout that.

😂😂😂 that's awesome 😜 Sorry but that is at least a little funny ☺

Dude, you didn't learn the first time? 😆 never walk away from your cart. If I see an abandoned cart blocking an isle, I'm putting it 2 rows over. 🤣

@@JessicaL085 Emerald or British?

His voice will be his limmiting factor

Look at Bert Kreischer for funny original content as well

Count for the pausing

Yes. Except for the one joke about amazon-shopping at best buy, I've heard that a million times

The maroon 5 joke was a recycled joke about Kanye West from like 8 years ago

Once you get them going its hard to shut them down.

because they want to pretend to be smart to get the jokes lol.

@@basillah7650 , almost all of his jokes are very simple. It's quite believable that they were all understood.

@@basillah7650 OOOR he's like, idk, actually funny

It's a brain mechanism.

Gotta try that

@@jacobsan You know you could get arrested for that, right?

I would change the delivery. "Are you guys opened?" "Yes!" "I highly doubt so."

wow dude you really just put subtitles in the comments good job

Ah, I see you watched the video too.

@@TMinusRecords idk he's riffing on a comment that seemed fairly random, while still using it as a bridge to his joke. Kinda seems like a success to me.

@@TMinusRecords anyone can tell endless scripted jokes. Anyone.

Well yeah but most of the time I imagine comedians hire people to sit in the audience and give a predetermined answer the comedian can write a joke about. I was watching a Jimmy Carr special and someone said they were afraid of spiders. Jimmy followed it up with a picture on the screen of someone who had been killed by a spider, and the spider was right next to the person in the picture. How would he have known to put that picture in the slideshow if the answer to his question. was random?

... There's a clear point where he doesn't get the answer he needs and just says so and does his line anyway ('what did you do for Valentines? ') .... Clearly he's a comedy genius but maybe watch what happens again?

@@terrydriggers5217 Yes but not so that it's actually funny. Plus comedians write their own material (apart from Amy Schumer), so I don't really get your point.

Wtf is your profile pic

@@yeetuslefetus9465 Just a man and his bathtub AR you clementine

MoistBeens wtf is that pfp, I don’t know how I feel about it

Sung

this couldnt be more true

He's in the vein of George Carlin with his "looking at a pillow with one eye closed" or "you ever walked down the stairs and thought there's one more step, but there wasn't?"

@@criztu you look so stupid when you nearly trip over your own feet. I just tell myself I'm the Schadenfreude to give people something to laugh at.

You might like Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg

@@criztu very much so. In fact George Carlin did " other peoples carts". I think it was on the Class Clown album.

@@beemo9 Mitch Hedberg is the GOAT

I agree

Lmao same

That's brilliant.

Breh. . .

AMEN!!!!

I agree 100% with that entire statement.

thats why i appreciate dry bar. this channel genuinely refreshing

Yeah first time hearing this guy but yeah a fresh breath of originality, already like him more than 85 percent of comedians

Agree, I have the same perspective with hip hop. Take out profanity and the n word. What does that leave you? With not much content at all. That's how I distinguish talented from non talented.

Ok boomer

Another Wikipedia heckler! 🤣

N64M4y2h 5

I almost liked this but 69 likes

@@samcegler470 huh?

Hey you are Pepe.

Has hardly any facial expression

He truly would just watch the world burn. And he would be bored of it

deadly accurate description.

He's just a cat.

He reminds me of those "mayhem" commercials

No

@@dewdop Thanks for sharing!

@@PowerOf47 naturally m8

I thought they paid for the special and got money back if the special sold well.

@@Uouttooo I'm just saying, screw Netflix/Brand(tm).

You think he was quick on his feet after the divorce comment?

This guy is hilarious but he isn't nearly the quickest if you want a quick comedian who doesn't even have sets he just interacts and riffs the audience then check out Andrew Schultz

AND he really didn't say much while keeping the vibe up for several minutes....

I love the "next holiday" line it's just so perfect to the context.

That WAS his joke though, he was waiting for someone to say something bad about Valentines Day, then roll with it. It's the magicians bait and switch.

@@ZenZill Exactly, the give away is when he asks the crowd "what else" fishing for what he needs. It's an old trick but it checks out.

As a door knob you know people have been crushed by sliding doors actually crushed

He reminds me a lot of Steven Wright. Similar delivery but in his own fashion and without ripping Steven Wright off.

@@brenttanner9889 Reminds me of Jeselnik a little bit too

@@atuvelman nah. Jeselnik just tries to shock you with how absurd what he is saying is. once youve seen 1 show, there is no need to see another.

He spent four minutes just working the audience between his expensive granola joke and his valentines day joke

There ya go buckaroo

He handled that flawlessly

Think Steve is better

I think he put it best: "A comedy obstacle course."

hes like if an advanced ai doing stand up...

I thought he was good but every time he interacted with the crowd was not funny at all and like a beginner whos never done audience participation

Warbaman idk I liked it but oh well

i was just going to say this, how is this dude NOT doing this professionally?

When he was asking about mascots, how did he not make a joke about potatoes and forks?! they teams get together to playoff, and the forks really stick it to the russets!

GOD: "and now, my son, I will show you the meaning of life." This guy: "okay, sure."

Ugh fine

Jesus is the meaning of life. ✝️

@@colincraft2765 Seems pretty anticlimactic to have one word as the meaning of life.

@@debarshidas8072 It doesn't make sense until you get to know Jesus for yourself. If I could explain it with words, I would, but I can't find any that work. I can just point you to Jesus, who can explain.

Monotone

His deadpan demeanor really hits it out of the park

He's got that Demetri Martin quirkiness

at 1.25 speed he sounds normal

@@tomsmarkovs1946 Oh God it does.

I’m still sad no one in the audience went to UC Santa Cruz. The Banana Slugs has to be the only example of a college mascot showing how little they give a sh*t about athletics, and I absolutely love that. My brother joined the ‘Banana Slug Track Team’ just to give me the free t-shirt. He got access to a free track, and I finally got a shirt that realistically reflects how fast I run. My high school PE teacher was the only one nonplussed by it. But what else do you expect from a middle-aged guy who paints his entire face like a tiger every Friday night unironically?

Where I live we have three high schools. The Bruins, the Trojans, and the Kewpies (their mascot is a naked baby).

Do you know where Sam Walton went to high school?

Mine was the Bearcats. To this day I don't know if that's a real animal, and I still don't care.

I didn't understand that.

@@stephenstrang590 it's a joke about air resistance

It was my favorite joke lol

That one had me ROFLMAO for a while

Would you be able to shave your arms faster if you got your hands shaved tho???

Exactly!! Delivery is everything.

Wanted to find the quote for context. Is the real joke that Ed Wynn wrote this and Twain was just the first author you could think of?

I think a lot of comedians might take issue with that just cause it sounds like their material doesn’t matter, which is definitely not the case. But I get what he’s saying, you definitely need both material and delivery

I agree

His comedic timing is impeccable! Especially when interacting with the audience.

The audience participation and the comedian playing off of the were the best parts.

it's the cackles that are annoying. That and they need to tone down the high frequencies of the video it would mute down the dude and the chick.

Turn your phone down ...👌

Nate DiCamillo I honestly think it’s fake I’m not even laughing like there laughing at shity jokes like tf oranges cones tf

Not even half way through and I’m right there with ya

He is from around San Jose, CA.

Same here

Same tho!

“Let’s dig into that” was an allusion to “gold-digging,” the practice of marrying someone wealthy solely to get a divorce and take their money.

Applemoose I'm pretty sure it wasn't, it was just his way of working through the situation organically instead of trying to ignore it. There was nothing to allude to gold-digging.

@@JasminMiettunen Nothing to allude to gold digging...except the lady's comment.

ethreldur TOO FUNNY lol

@@maxwellschultz4784 I figured she was celebrating getting out of a bad or abusive marriage.

How true!

Drybar has pretty good audiences but this one really loved him

Emily Durkee why didn’t you just agree with him? It’s like you corrected him to say the same thing he did...

And recorded.

@Nate Hill, Emily Duke just said what xyzct said.

So we got two people in this thread disagreeing with someone’s choice to agree with someone. You just said, “I disagree with your agreement.” Guess what? No one fsking cares what you think!!! Geeze the irony.

Part of his success with crowd interaction is his slow delivery from the start. It gives him time to think and you don't notice the difference.

Omg I was absolutely dying! 😂🤣

You’ve never seen a comedian do crowd work?

Andrew schulz does good crowd work check him out

Watch Paula Poundstone.

@@kaydenacorn5080 Big Jay Oakerson's another crowd work master

"Of course, I love the syrup from Georgia. "

It's payback time :J

@@bonbonpony Y'see that's a totally different concept to me. Like, rather than, "people are selfish, let's steal their groceries" to "I think leaving your shopping cart is selfish, and I take other people's gathered groceries. Like, his words are clearly indicating the former, but I can't help but think he's saying the latter. Even though I KNOW he's just being spiteful, in that example.

C'mon now you are being too literal

@@Jarmezrocks Highly agree. But readign too much into something innocuous is fun.

“Perspective” **Picture of dude from “Aliens” meme

Welp, 13 millions of people don't :J

This guy is really above average 😂

That one got me good lmfao

I like that 1 too

but can you shave your arms faster if your legs are shaved?

shaves off another 2 minutes

I don't get it... Explain pls?

...but in the good way!

Imagine working on the other side of the fridge, the mess

Silent Skream I have no idea why I find that so hilarious

@Brice Manthei Well, there is no such thing as evil in itself. Evil people usually want good... for themselves. That's why chaotic evil is often seen as chaotic neutral.

So so good 😂

I laughed out loud on that one.

Tell me how it goes And always carry extra locks

This sounds like an amazing idea! Do it!

Should be collage of eloquence.

Same.

Definitely not a copy of the other comment made 2 months earlier which says the exact same thing

m.c_l.o.l F: ig yasssssss perfect clap back😂😂😂😂

Least the baby is real

What would have been great is if he said "... and I use two voices.".

Someday, when the aliens land, they'll read your comment and decide our whole race to be retarded simply by your overuse and incomprehensible emoji usage.

@@looshkin66 mabye they wont make it that far and leave when they realise people choose names like "Tittyfish" 😎🐴👽😂🔥

@@nill5217 I feel bad for anyone that has a social interaction with you

His improv is too good. seems to have anything lined up against the audience

*Amazon Prime*

How rude of the audience to not spontaneously burst into applause long enough for the man to take a sip

That was a really clever bit and i dont deny that, but you can see him a moment before picking the bottle just holding it on the table waiting for the clapping to near the end to make that bit.

I thought it was a tad overdone

A bit loo long

this

He doesn't even act like he's trying to make anyone laugh

YES

I wouldn't be surprised if he is a math teacher. A lot of his jokes had numbers and statistics in them.

Yeah I got funny highschool teacher vibes.

He looks like he's going to interview a rapper while eating hot wings

Micah Stephens lmao I thought he was Sean for a sec too then I took a second look at him.

He literally was a teacher.

I want to like this but it's so nice!

unfortunately Aaron Paul would be too afraid to do standup incase he offended someone's or a groups sensibilities .. he's dullard snowflake

Nah lol he’s making videos of himself crying about his white guilt saying sorry while this man produces comedy gold.

@@ExplorationRandomDestination You are correct!

Hope he sees your comment cuz id love to see the joke he spins up from it.