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“NYPD Means I'll Knock Your PUNK Ass Down!" | Men in Black (Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones) 

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Agent Jay (Will Smith) is chasing down a criminal and has his first alien encounter…| Buy or rent Men in Black here: amzo.in/movie/dn1/men-in-blac...
After a police chase with an otherworldly being, a New York City cop is recruited as an agent in a top-secret organization established to monitor and police alien activity on Earth: the Men in Black. Agent Kay and new recruit Agent Jay find themselves in the middle of a deadly plot by an intergalactic villain who has arrived on Earth to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies.
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@louisjones-zf6ef
@louisjones-zf6ef Месяц назад
"it just be rainin black people in new york"
@thewindyredpanda5715
@thewindyredpanda5715 Месяц назад
Depending who ya ask that's not inaccurate during 9-11.
@kenlowe-ca
@kenlowe-ca Месяц назад
@@thewindyredpanda5715 ouch. I watched events unfold on live TV that day, including seeing the first images as news crews didn't realize what was falling. Still "too soon" for me. 😞
@Tea_Sippin
@Tea_Sippin Месяц назад
@@thewindyredpanda5715 JEEEEEEEEEZ.
@carenxatu5962
@carenxatu5962 28 дней назад
@@thewindyredpanda5715 yeah… you might wanna be careful with the dark humour on that one. As Ken said: “too soon.” And even though I think there’ll never be a time when it’s not “too soon”, that’s just the most accurate way to describe the feeling. And don’t get me wrong! I love most dark humour- im just suggesting to take the audience into account.
@LightStreak567
@LightStreak567 24 дня назад
Fun fact: Will Smith wasn't scripted to say that line. Director Barry Sonnenfeld claimed that Will ad-libbed.
@larry7960
@larry7960 Месяц назад
“Yeah when he gets here I’ll arrest his ass too.” 😂😂 my man did not give a single fuck
@plus_sign
@plus_sign Месяц назад
"we'll get those eyes fixed" 💀
@carenxatu5962
@carenxatu5962 28 дней назад
“Don’t even worry about it.”
@chadferckel2595
@chadferckel2595 Месяц назад
I find it funny he said an underground fuel line discharging weapons, and yet his team showed up with flamethrowers in that same area. 😂
@scottwpilgrim
@scottwpilgrim Месяц назад
Don't get hung up on details, the more vague the explanation, the easier it is to manipulate the mind.
@gymnastguy328
@gymnastguy328 29 дней назад
Yeah but he told them that after they were done with the flamethrowers and after they were neuralized
@hughjass1976
@hughjass1976 11 дней назад
The "blast" had already happened, no more danger
@Deltarious
@Deltarious 10 дней назад
He told them it was a gas line exploding...they showed up with flamethrowers to make it look like a gas line had exploded and scorch the area, which also destroys evidence
@Punisher6791
@Punisher6791 Месяц назад
6:00 when you realize Will is in roughly the same place he shot I am Legend about 10 years later, in front of grand central station Park Ave upper street bridge.
@darksteelyurius
@darksteelyurius Месяц назад
Damn it Fred
@philleotardo8760
@philleotardo8760 Месяц назад
I love guys like you. Who give movie trivia for free.
@Regfife
@Regfife 21 день назад
What's the building where he caught the guy? Looked like a museum.
@hokkai-
@hokkai- 14 дней назад
@@Regfifeif I’m correct, it should be the scene where he sees “someone” standing but due to his loneliness he finds out it’s a mannequin
@carlosg3273
@carlosg3273 Месяц назад
I live for Tommy Lee Jones speaking great Mexican Spanish 😂😂😂
@kenlowe-ca
@kenlowe-ca Месяц назад
so relaxed and informally conversive too! "What if I break your face?" 😆
@ricktronimusprime7171
@ricktronimusprime7171 16 дней назад
He also did Japanese commercials man's mr worldwide
@kenlowe-ca
@kenlowe-ca 16 дней назад
@@ricktronimusprime7171 It is revealing to see how many Hollywood big name actors won't do domestic ads, but will do foreign language ads. "We have artistic integrity... But...as long as our target demographic isn't looking, and the money is good, we will pitch your product."
@theundertaker5963
@theundertaker5963 Месяц назад
The fact that the Men in Black use the metric system is just heartwarming to me
@EpsiIqn
@EpsiIqn Месяц назад
They're smart enough to know that other countries outside of the US exist.
@chadwells7562
@chadwells7562 Месяц назад
Most Federal departments and industry use the metric system we just use customary units in everyday life
@ejkk9513
@ejkk9513 Месяц назад
I work on vehicles for a living. I loathe the imperial standard! Thankfully, every vehicle, no matter where they come from use metric now. America just does things for no good reason. Why is football called soccer? Why do we use gallons instead of liters? The list goes on and on.
@chadwells7562
@chadwells7562 Месяц назад
@@ejkk9513 Most manufacturing as you noted is all done with metric as it makes more sense. There’s no good reason to change everything else deliberately as it’ll cost an excessive amount of money and is gradually conforming anyway. We call soccer that because that’s what it was originally named in Europe, they decided to call it football later.
@vortex_1336
@vortex_1336 Месяц назад
The most unrealistic part of the entire movie.
@BaseballRoscoe25
@BaseballRoscoe25 Месяц назад
J was destined for MIB because he saw that "alien" climb that building so effortless and he elected to go after him still
@unhommequicourt
@unhommequicourt 8 дней назад
Thanks captain obvious, that s literally the reason why K recruited him.
@kenlowe-ca
@kenlowe-ca 8 дней назад
@@unhommequicourtthey recruited him because he actually caught up to the cephalopoid, not just because he tried. "But this kid ran down a cephalopoid on foot, boss."
@itwasaliens
@itwasaliens 7 дней назад
@@kenlowe-ca K has been waiting to recruit him since J was a child in the 60s/70s.
@KadenHartley
@KadenHartley 2 дня назад
​@@itwasaliensno. He didn't know that was him
@ZesPak
@ZesPak День назад
7:05 in hindsight, knowing that wallflip is coming, it's obvious Will assisted the stunt man, but it was such a cool moment when I first saw it as a kid.
@davidjunker2772
@davidjunker2772 Месяц назад
Why was this young athletic alien so afraid of a giant slow moving bug alien? “He’s coming because I failed him and he’s gonna kill me too.” He could have gone to MIB, ratted on the bug and protected the mini galaxy and Earth instead of killing himself.
@MiguelofKing
@MiguelofKing Месяц назад
He probably committed crimes that are also on record with the MIB and are probably wanted for that reason.
@legendaryjimbob7685
@legendaryjimbob7685 20 дней назад
Probably, because of how many bugs he knew they could send? I mean 75 millions of those bugs? Yeah, i would be afraid too. 75million oversized cockroaches? Yeah thats the biggest nope in the universe
@MiguelofKing
@MiguelofKing 20 дней назад
@@legendaryjimbob7685 Absolutely, highly intelligent beetles that are far superior to us Homo sapiens. And can tear us apart with ease.
@alexprendes7370
@alexprendes7370 Месяц назад
I forgot he wiped bro’s mind in the middle of the desert
@ianknight5120
@ianknight5120 Месяц назад
So did D to be fair
@twofiveb
@twofiveb Месяц назад
This could be just another story you tell your friends about when you are back home. “Yeah, when I was in New York there was this guy with these really trippy eyes …” I mean, who would doubt it? 🤣
@RavenHawkes
@RavenHawkes Месяц назад
Perfect use of cgi and practical effects. Use a practical suit alien for the limited movements and something for the actors to react to. Use the cgi alien for the angry rage running shots.
@EnglishTimewithMrChris
@EnglishTimewithMrChris 22 дня назад
I feel like the practical effects are why a lot of older movies still look pretty good. Newer films tend to just chose to green screen and CGI everything.
@ms.mustlovecats1556
@ms.mustlovecats1556 20 дней назад
" It just be raining black people in New York ! ! ! ! ! ! " . 😂 Good one ! ! ! ! ! ! 😆 That certainly sound like what Will Smith / Fresh Prince would say ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😆😂🤣
@miggidymark
@miggidymark Месяц назад
The Neurolizer K used on his partner said 1961, he erased 36 years just like that 😱😱🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kenlowe-ca
@kenlowe-ca Месяц назад
Can I get one to erase... ummm... say the last 10 years of just US Political memories?? ;)
@miggidymark
@miggidymark Месяц назад
@@kenlowe-ca Erase every year except 2020 for me. The world gained more space, the streets were empty, stores were empty and everyone was afraid to do what they'd normally do freely, open their fat mouths in your face 😁
@kenlowe-ca
@kenlowe-ca Месяц назад
@@miggidymark and "natural selection" was demonstrated! 😜
@d4rksonic474
@d4rksonic474 Месяц назад
They do fill the gaps afterwards. Look at the ending, where K is reunited with his wife after 35 years.
@kenlowe-ca
@kenlowe-ca Месяц назад
@@d4rksonic474 I thought the headline was he was in a coma for 35 years?
@mistergianpaulo
@mistergianpaulo Месяц назад
We miss you the old will smith
@jayrios3090
@jayrios3090 Месяц назад
Poor D he will never have the memories he gathered
@Ostsol
@Ostsol Месяц назад
"Unarmed Alien Shot in the Back by Police"
@kenlowe-ca
@kenlowe-ca Месяц назад
Dddaaaaaammmmmnnnnn Nicely done!
@thewindyredpanda5715
@thewindyredpanda5715 Месяц назад
Micky got them backshots hue hue hue
@Trp6gng
@Trp6gng 27 дней назад
😂😂😂
@ssgoko88
@ssgoko88 25 дней назад
He had like 10 arms
@_.l..Caotica..l._
@_.l..Caotica..l._ 2 часа назад
What police? MIB isn’t a governmental organization. Also….that never happened 😎✨
@titanrahlgaming
@titanrahlgaming Месяц назад
Oh my God.....All these years, I never noticed the decapitated heads' eye are still moving😮
@aaronkenyon7112
@aaronkenyon7112 23 дня назад
I don't think it's decapitated. Just a prop head that looks real
@alhira5098
@alhira5098 21 день назад
That's not a decapitated head, more something like a robotic head replacement as part of the disguise. 🤨
@titanrahlgaming
@titanrahlgaming 7 дней назад
Lol neither of you are looking this from within the individuals involved perspectives. Shows the limitations your imagination is.
@devilbobgaming
@devilbobgaming День назад
@@titanrahlgaming the alien was using a prop head though. The other comments aren't talking about the movie's production. It was a prop head.
@therichtershow
@therichtershow Месяц назад
It was a great opening for the movie
@healthandsurvival4461
@healthandsurvival4461 Месяц назад
Damn it Fred!!!! Why the hell did you have to jump Fred!!
@FredPlanatia
@FredPlanatia 29 дней назад
wow that was funny to realize at some point that the chase scene ended up at the Guggenheim!
@bloodanddajugs
@bloodanddajugs Месяц назад
I’m sorry what was Mikey’s motive to bug out? Did he just not like people being behind him? Just saying he went from “ dang, back to the pen “ to “ I will die before not getting to slowly storm this INS dweeb! “
@HEAVYHEARTSMUSIC
@HEAVYHEARTSMUSIC Месяц назад
Think he's generally submissive to the MIB, or at least these two, as they seem to have a personal relationship. A random human seeing him though, all bets are off.
@bloodanddajugs
@bloodanddajugs Месяц назад
@@HEAVYHEARTSMUSIC True, also Mikey seems like he may be something of a troublemaker and general Criminal. Not sure if he got out of lockup legitimately “ when did you get out “ or if K is playing down the fact that Mikey obviously broke out. Basically maybe this is the Alien version of the Seasoned Cop catching that one fool he knows is in and out of prison, weaving through the system, Mikey in that typical role will cooperate and sweet talk to make things go easier for him since he has Been busted by the seasoned veterans he know will whoop or kill him, but he is also that same type that will keep threatening a Bish while he is actively being Tased, or saw the chance for a hostage if he could get to him in time.
@ZesPak
@ZesPak День назад
7:05 in hindsight, knowing that wallflip is coming, it's obvious Will assisted the stunt man, but it was such a cool moment when I first saw it as a kid.
@skwisgarskwigelf7191
@skwisgarskwigelf7191 Месяц назад
So KYPD then? 😂
@Switcheroo4542
@Switcheroo4542 Месяц назад
KYPAD
@javongray4316
@javongray4316 Месяц назад
If you say so 😂😂😂😂
@TruckeeDwaynee
@TruckeeDwaynee Месяц назад
Gi jane, cant wait for the sequel!
@sk00pula
@sk00pula 23 дня назад
Just now seeing the fact they gave him 2 blanks for the door break and he tried 3 shots, slide's already locked back
@Archedgar
@Archedgar 13 дней назад
Jones' Spanish pronunciation is surprisingly decent.
@ericrhodes5174
@ericrhodes5174 День назад
He speaks fluent Spanish in real life
@DrStabkill
@DrStabkill 6 дней назад
Literally a perfect movie
@itwasaliens
@itwasaliens 7 дней назад
"And you, What do you say if I break your face?" *laughs and nods approvingly* "Its very ugly, isn't it?" *laughs and nods head* "And you don't speak a word of spanish?" "We got a winner here, D!"
@sonrouge
@sonrouge Месяц назад
Wonder what the guy did that had Jay after him in the first place.
@frogman4872
@frogman4872 Месяц назад
N-word
@johncontreras2327
@johncontreras2327 Месяц назад
With what k says at the pawn shop and the space gun, it’s likely attempted murder.
@millrose6250
@millrose6250 Месяц назад
Believe it or not, parking violation Nah jk but it would be funny
@JustBronzeThingsLoL
@JustBronzeThingsLoL 8 дней назад
Why is will dressed like an escaped convict 😂
@gigantor6519
@gigantor6519 5 дней назад
Personal fashion choice (and maybe in case he did any undercover work)
@julianjosecabrera4
@julianjosecabrera4 29 дней назад
The alien dude looks like Messi
@Sergio199519
@Sergio199519 18 дней назад
I thought I was the only one! 🤣
@johnboehmer8604
@johnboehmer8604 5 дней назад
8:24 those eyes blinking are kinda creepy
@rulyu97
@rulyu97 5 дней назад
Especially you😂😂😂😂 Then all his friends looked at him😂
@matthewconway1888
@matthewconway1888 7 дней назад
When the US Marshall from Lost catches Ben’s dad Roger for smuggling😂😂
@DanielBMaximoff
@DanielBMaximoff Месяц назад
Agent J vs. Toad
@StRanGerManY
@StRanGerManY 4 дня назад
The creature looks a bit simular to jar jar, but A LOT more realistic. There is no even a comparison, how much better this one looks. But its no wonder, star wars ep.1 was released a very long time ago, 1999, technology was a way less advanced at that time, compared to this technological marvel
@Deltarious
@Deltarious 10 дней назад
I never liked the idea of retiring from MiB meaning your memory has to get wiped, there really should be some kind of 'supervised retirement' where you get to keep it but aren't a part of 'normal' life as a result, even if they take you literally off world
@itwasaliens
@itwasaliens 7 дней назад
Theres always going to be at least a few retirees who eventually decide to spill the beans.
@jennylazo8960
@jennylazo8960 Месяц назад
i love men in black 🥰😃 6:52
@NetvoTV
@NetvoTV Месяц назад
What word did he said Spanish and why the alien get angry and want to attack when get seen by outsider humans?
@eric0380
@eric0380 Месяц назад
He was calling him messed up (broken) face and ugly. Then he said you don't speak a word of Spanish do you
@jlowe_wpg3383
@jlowe_wpg3383 Месяц назад
He had to save face,, he was known by MIB, but the state trooper didnt believe,, my opinion
@whateverwhatever4026
@whateverwhatever4026 Месяц назад
What Eric said. In the original there's subtitles. I don't know why they cut them out...
@itwasaliens
@itwasaliens 7 дней назад
"And you, What do you say if I break your face?" laughs and nods approvingly "Its very ugly, isn't it?" laughs and nods head "And you don't speak a word of Spanish, do you?" "We got a winner here, D!"
@phillipyau4234
@phillipyau4234 3 дня назад
That was not human 😮😢
@hyper-lethal-sigma3
@hyper-lethal-sigma3 Месяц назад
Isn't ks neralizer real js that he left k when he went back through time in the 3d film if so that's awesome
@carenxatu5962
@carenxatu5962 28 дней назад
Oh. My. Gawd… I’ve watched this movie I don’t even know how many times and it *just* occurred to me- he wasn’t wearing civilian clothing! That’s a straight up prison suit! What?? Was there a part of the movie that was deleted or something?? 🤯
@itwasaliens
@itwasaliens 7 дней назад
Undercover maybe.
@Duo233
@Duo233 Месяц назад
I miss the original ending of the chase scene
@abhijaman4792
@abhijaman4792 24 дня назад
How they did that mucus splattering all over the place? Is that practical effect or cgi?
@paristo
@paristo 16 дней назад
It was mostly special effect. It was more practical to do it via special effect than do it as just a visual effect. So first it is the visual effect as the Mikey jumps toward debuty, and then it is combined with the special effect of the explosion. And there is someone throwing the stuff over debuty in one take, and then there is the special effect for blowing up the stuff on scene, where visual effect is used to conceal the support and detonator.
@sleezye100
@sleezye100 Месяц назад
Wasn’t that alien in one of the Star Wars movies?
@northamericanintercontinen3207
@northamericanintercontinen3207 Месяц назад
Just remember Tommy Lee Jones is a Texan from St Saba he knows his Spanish damn well.
@DaveGreatman-nz2kx
@DaveGreatman-nz2kx Месяц назад
… Anyone remember the cut where he just disappeared in a flash of blue sparks?
@lukeskywalkermod3686
@lukeskywalkermod3686 9 дней назад
Bro told the guy who got knocked down to shoot the alien instead of himself
@bobbackward6461
@bobbackward6461 Месяц назад
One of the biggest goofs in the film: During the chase, earlier on before he says NYPD, he says "LAPD!" At first I thought I was imagining things, but I rewound and checked and was like, holy crap!
@lordhawkeye
@lordhawkeye Месяц назад
Get your hearing checked because he clearly says nypd.
@mohamednabeel8509
@mohamednabeel8509 Месяц назад
Man stop messing with us.
@Sammmeow
@Sammmeow Месяц назад
Watch the original from the movie itself. Not any remaster. He said LAPD 😆
@alanbrady7116
@alanbrady7116 Месяц назад
His partner the old dude is a dead ringer for John Bolton, former Trump advisor 😂
@davidsmith385
@davidsmith385 Месяц назад
That may be where Don found him.😅
@chevfan88
@chevfan88 Месяц назад
6:44......😂
@sshaw1015
@sshaw1015 Месяц назад
I’m proud of my basic Spanish. I can actually understand what they saying😅
@okeefeeo
@okeefeeo Месяц назад
That scream when it commits sewer slide is just so damn tubular!
@MisterX867
@MisterX867 Месяц назад
Sewer slide? Lmao
@felixthelmocevallosmorales41
@felixthelmocevallosmorales41 5 дней назад
Tommy Lee Jones (San Saba, Texas, 15 de septiembre de 1946) es un actor y cineasta estadounidense. Ha recibido cuatro nominaciones al Premio Óscar, ganando el premio en la categoría de mejor actor de reparto por su actuación como el alguacil Samuel Gerard en la película de suspense de 1993 El fugitivo. 77 AÑOS. (78)
@user-dg2ux8jr6y
@user-dg2ux8jr6y Месяц назад
I live your move will smith also your friend 👍
@askjeevescosby2928
@askjeevescosby2928 11 дней назад
I never got why he attacked the cop.
@alexhagen8871
@alexhagen8871 Месяц назад
6:13
@fernansanchez6331
@fernansanchez6331 Месяц назад
"NYPD it means 'i will slap Chris Rock on the Oscars'!"
@thewindyredpanda5715
@thewindyredpanda5715 Месяц назад
Let it go, man. Let it go. Everyone has a Midlife crisis at some point.
@Seeker265729
@Seeker265729 7 дней назад
Yea! Just ask Chris Rock!
@captianzeno
@captianzeno 21 день назад
That would be nypad
@Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat
@Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat Месяц назад
Wait....wouldn't that make it "KYPD"?
@MisterX867
@MisterX867 Месяц назад
I always took it as kNock lol
@deepfriedeggnog6937
@deepfriedeggnog6937 Месяц назад
Knock starts with a K though
@user-gr8zn1yp5l
@user-gr8zn1yp5l Месяц назад
Not in uneducated American it doesnt
@justinredman4389
@justinredman4389 Месяц назад
Who's he yellin' at like that?? Chris Rock?
@Josmersuero
@Josmersuero Месяц назад
no, yo bichass.
@Rick9482
@Rick9482 Месяц назад
Haven't watched him since the SLAP. Simply not interested in anything he does. Are you? That family is seriously ***ked up!
@kenlowe-ca
@kenlowe-ca Месяц назад
@Rick9482 I can watch his earlier efforts, knowing he isn't trying to "redeem" himself, so I'll just enjoy that what was.
@Rick9482
@Rick9482 Месяц назад
@@kenlowe-ca I can't even do that and I liked a lot of his older stuff. I think he's done! I can't see him getting any backing for a movie.
@kenlowe-ca
@kenlowe-ca Месяц назад
@@Rick9482 agreed. He is finished for future work, and his prior catalog has dropped a magnitude in residual value. But I just watched the opening to MiB for a smile... and had to not draw the similarly between The Slap and NYPD = 'Nock Your Punkass Down.
@Remy1226
@Remy1226 Месяц назад
@@kenlowe-ca New Bad Boys film out this summer so some studio still happy to roll the dice with him. I think he'll struggle to get his career back. I'm born in the 80s so grew up with Fresh Prince, I loved Will Smith but he let himself down terribly with that slap on what should have been his crowning achievement night, winning that oscar. He probably can't even look at it now.
@David_brent
@David_brent 24 дня назад
It was all an act, stop being silly
@12Gates.
@12Gates. Месяц назад
Why does his face look so different in the thumbnail?
@jtapia1123
@jtapia1123 Месяц назад
I think they just highly raised the brightness/ added more contrast of the screenshot for the thumbnail
@SifajeAllenWhy
@SifajeAllenWhy 4 дня назад
It would nice if someone in the comments could translate 😢
@tomb427
@tomb427 Месяц назад
I thought it was another slap
@murder.simulator
@murder.simulator 18 дней назад
How it used to be before all this border controversy
@wb3954
@wb3954 Месяц назад
No cop is in that good of shape 😂. No BODY is in that good of shape outside of professional athletes at the Olympic level
@robertenglish3921
@robertenglish3921 Месяц назад
I thought there was time for no guns necessary.
@robertenglish3921
@robertenglish3921 Месяц назад
but there goes a bit of myrunning which I can easilyrunamilliontimesgreaterdistances yay I will enjoy and be awesome and keep improving 👋 bye🌌
@silverlightsinaugust2756
@silverlightsinaugust2756 Месяц назад
That would actually be KYPAD
@juanr1128
@juanr1128 Месяц назад
If mind your business was a clip…
@brittanycunningham787
@brittanycunningham787 5 дней назад
I'm copystrikeing this
@ACCOUNTHACKED86
@ACCOUNTHACKED86 Месяц назад
Yeah diddy like it with Willy so did the Dwayne the rock. nights in after parties back sliding real good they said. true story should have closed the door! lol
@cornfed123567
@cornfed123567 Месяц назад
Nypd means keep my wifes name out yo dam mouth
@lastfewtokes
@lastfewtokes Месяц назад
*8:25* Weird how celebrities have been caught on camera with their eyes doing exactly what his did like a reptile. Beyoncé including.
@richanother673
@richanother673 13 дней назад
💔 please type in Greta Thunberg connects climate ecological and health crisis
@ebuzone218
@ebuzone218 Месяц назад
After the Chris Rock incident , I just can't watch anything with WS anymore. All I see is a bully with no backbone and no integrity.
@Josmersuero
@Josmersuero Месяц назад
Cry like a B then
@GawrGurasBathTubPizza
@GawrGurasBathTubPizza Месяц назад
mib have no compassion, maybe less "duh will smith is smart and a cute lil girl can be an alien hence why he shot lil susy in the head" thus his smart, why did K shoot the alien at the start, was that necessary? then will smith pulls out a gun on unarmed guy running for his life which made no sense anyways, running from whom? a death god entity? nope a cgi cockroach that conveniently swallows K whole instead of stabbing him p.s why is the little aliens life force tethered to the robot his riding?
@GawrGurasBathTubPizza
@GawrGurasBathTubPizza Месяц назад
p.s aliens only speak english not spanish…
@TheWolfgangFelix
@TheWolfgangFelix Месяц назад
movies are stupid
@mahmoudabdulaziz2911
@mahmoudabdulaziz2911 Месяц назад
‏‪1:18‬‏ ‏‪1:42‬‏ ‏‪2:07‬‏ هل تعرفون ماهي الأمنيات المذكورة في القرآن الكريم ؟ ياليتني - كُنت ترابا ! ياليتني - قدمت لحياتي ! ياليتني - لم أوتَ كتابيه ! ياليتني - لم أتخذ فلاناً خليلآ ! ياليتنا - أطعنا الله وأطعنا الرسولآ ! ياليتني - أتخذت مع الرسولَ سبيلآ ! ياليتني - كنتُ معهم فأفوز فوزاً عظيما ! جميعها أمنيات الأموات التي يمكننا إدراكها الآن فلنتداركها مادمنا أحياء قبل فوات الأوان .. اللهم أيقظ قلوبنا من الغفلة وأنر حياتنا بنور القرآن ..🌹
@mahmoudabdulaziz2911
@mahmoudabdulaziz2911 Месяц назад
‏‪1:35‬‏ ‏‪41:54‬‏ ‏‪5:11‬‏ يا صاحبَ الهمِّ إنَّ الهمَّ مُنْفَرِجٌ أَبْشِرْ بخيرٍ فإنَّ الفارجَ اللهُ اليأسُ يَقْطَعُ أحيانًا بصاحِبِهِ لا تَيْأسَنَّ فإنَّ الكافيَ اللهُ اللهُ يُحْدِثُ بعدَ العُسرِ مَيْسَرَةً لا تَجْزَعَنَّ فإنَّ القاسمَ اللهُ إذا بُلِيتَ فثقْ باللهِ، وارْضَ بهِ إنَّ الذي يَكْشِفُ البَلْوَى هو اللهُ واللهِ مَا لَكَ غيرُ اللهِ مِن أحدٍ فحَسْبُك اللهُ في كلٍّ لكَ اللهُ
@mahmoudabdulaziz2911
@mahmoudabdulaziz2911 Месяц назад
‏‪3:52‬‏ رحم الله أبى صاحب الوجه الحسن والخلق الحسن والابتسامة الجميلة والراءعة، رحم الله صاحب هذا الوجه وزحزحه عن النار ، اللهم ارحمه واغفر له واجعل قبره أجمل مسكنا غفت بها عيناه واجعله روضة من رياض الجنة ولا تجعله حفره من حفر النار ، لن نقول وداعا يا أبانا ولكن سنقول إلى اللقاء فى جنات تجرى من تحتها الأنهار آمين آمين إن الله الخالق البارىء البارىء المعيد المحى المميت العلى القدير العظيم المقتدر سميع قريب مجيب الدعاء.
@mahmoudabdulaziz2911
@mahmoudabdulaziz2911 Месяц назад
‏‪4:04‬‏ ‏‪0:55‬‏ وإني حظيت بأفضل أب الي الحب الاول …الي القلب الحنون 🥰🤍 الي حبيب العمر واليوم والغد وأني أباهي فيك انك والدي 🫂 وانك اعظم رجل بعيني وبقلبي ❤️ وحبيبي الاول وسيد الابتسامة الحلوة لا حبيباً مثل أبي لو ابحث الدهر كله 😍🙈
@mahmoudabdulaziz2911
@mahmoudabdulaziz2911 Месяц назад
‏‪0:48‬‏ نشهد أن لا إله إلا الله وحده لا شريك له له الملك وله الحمد يحى ويميت وهو على كل شيء قدير ونشهد أن رسولنا وحبيبنا وشفيعنا وسيدنا محمد صلى الله عليه وسلم عبده ورسوله ، اللهم صل وسلم وبارك على سيدنا محمد وعلى اله وصحبه اجمعين كما صليت وسلمت وباركت على سيدنا إبراهيم وعلى آل سيدنا إبراهيم فى العالمين إنك حميد مجيد..!!
@mahmoudabdulaziz2911
@mahmoudabdulaziz2911 Месяц назад
‏‪3:38‬‏ طاب منامك الطويل، ورحم الله روحك التى امتلأت طهراً وغابت عن الدنيا. اصعب موت بهالدنيا هو موت الاب بتحس انه ظهرك إنكسر بتحس إنه قوتك خلصت هون بتحس إنه اي اشي فقدته من قبل او راح سهل وبسيط وانه فقدان الاب اوجع اشي يا الله ما اصعب الفراق بعرف إنه هيك انت ارتحت وبعرف انك كنت تعبان بس والله الدنيا بلا روحك مش حلوه اليوم وانا بطلع عليك وانت نايم بلا روح بلا حركه بلا اي اشي بس جسم مكفن حسيت انه هالدنيا صغيره وموتك كبير انا مش جاهزه للصعب هاد ولا جاهزه اودعك ولا جاهزه لوقت انت مش فيه انا بحبك اكتر من اي اشي واكتر من اي حدا والله انك غالي وروحك غاليه الله يسامحك على قد ما تعبت بحياتك الله يغفرلك ع قد ما توجعت وشفت ايام صعبه بحياتك الله يعفوا عنك ويوسع قبرك عمرك ما قصرت معنا او حرمتنا عملت اللي بتقدر عليه واللي استطعت الو انت هلا بمكان احسن واحلى الله يجمعنا فيك بالجنه والله يجعل قبرك روضه من رياض الجنه والله يثبتك عند السؤال يا حبيبي .. وإنا لله وانا اليه راجعون
@mahmoudabdulaziz2911
@mahmoudabdulaziz2911 Месяц назад
‏‪1:02‬‏ اسماء الانبياء ومعناها : ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: أدم معناه : الارض نوح معناه : الهادى ادريس معناه : المكرس هود معناه : رفيق صالح معناه : الصالح لوط معناه : المتستر ابراهيم معناه : أب رحيم اسرآئيل معناه : مجاهد الله اسحاق معناه : الضاحك اسماعيل معناه : يسمع الله وقد سمى اسماعيل لان امه هاجر لما طافت بين الصفا والمروه فى أول سته اشواط وفى الشوط السابع استجاب الله دعائها فقالت ( يسمع الله دعائى ) فسمت ابنها ( يسمع الله ) اى ( اسماعيل ) يوسف معناه : الله يزيد اى ان الله يزيد كل خير من عنده ولكل مسمى نصيب فقد زاد الله جمال يوسف عليه السلام اى انه اعطى شطر الجمال يونس معناه : الحمامه وهو النبى الذى بعثه الله لاهل نينوى بالعراق ولبث فى بطن الحوت ثلاثه ايام كامله أيوب معناه : المستقيم اى الرجل المستقيم الذى يطيع الله تعالى على الدوام شعيب معناه : متفوق وسمى متفوق لانه بارع غى رعايه الغنم منذ صغره موسى معناه : منقذ وفى اللغه العبريه القديمه وجد ان منقذ اقرب الى مخلص هارون معناه : موطن القوه إلياس معناه : الرب إلهى وهو النبى المرسل الى قوم يعبدون صما اسمه ( بعل ) وسميت على اسمه مدينه فى لبنان شهيره وهى مدينه ( بعلبك ) اليسع معناه : الرب مخلصى ذى الكفل معناه : قوه الله داوود معناه : المحبوب زكريا معناه : ذكر الله سليمان معناه : رجل السلام يحيى معناه : الحنون محمد معناه : من صفه الحمد وهو الذى يحمد ثم يحمد ثم يحمد فلا يحمد مره واحده فقط من عظمه أفعاله انما يحمد كثيرا فصار محمدا صل الله عليه وسلم فاللهم بلغ جميع أنبياءك منا السلام وصلى اللهم وسلم على خير خلقك محمدا صل الله عليه وسلم وعلى آله وأصحابه أجمعين
@mahmoudabdulaziz2911
@mahmoudabdulaziz2911 Месяц назад
‏‪0:21‬‏ ‏‪5:09‬‏ ربي إن هذا الجمع مليئ بأشخاص لا أعلم ظروفهم ولا حاجتهم ولا أعلم ما في قلوبهم . فـاللهم من كان منهم : مريضاً فاشفه ومن كان مبتلى فعافه ومن كان محتاجاً فاقض حاجته ومن كان مهمومًا ففرج همه ومن كان مدينا فاقضي عنه دينه ومن كان يريد الذرية فارزقه الذرية الصالحة ومن كانت نفسها في زوج اكرمها يارب بزوج صالح ومن كانت في تعليم نجحها ووفقها يارب ومن كان في نفسه حاجة لا يعلمها إلا أنت فيسرها له واختر لهم ما هو خير ، ولا تردهم خائبين . اللهم امين يارب العالمين'..🤲 من قرأها يضع قلب ويتابعنا فضلاً ❣️
@mahmoudabdulaziz2911
@mahmoudabdulaziz2911 Месяц назад
‏‪1:52‬‏ ‏‪1:11‬‏ أبو العتاهية اختصر الدنيا في ٦ أبيات شعرية، جميلة جداً ، - نأتي إلى الدنيا ونحن سواسية طفلُ الملوكِ كطفل الحاشية - ونغادر الدنيا ونحن كما ترى متشابهون على قبور حافية - أعمالنا تُعلي وتَخفض شأننا وحسابُنا بالحق يوم الغاشية - حور، وأنهار، قصور عالية وجهنمٌ تُصلى، ونارٌ حامية - فاختر لنفسك ما تُحب وتبتغي ما دام يومُك والليالي باقية - وغداً مصيرك لا تراجع بعده إما جنان الخلد وإما الهاوية ( نسأل الله للجميع حسن الخاتمة )
@dannythach624
@dannythach624 Месяц назад
Mylo Ventimiglia's Men in Black NYPD.
@jackgibsxxx0750
@jackgibsxxx0750 Месяц назад
Surprised he didn't slap him😂😂😂
@mahmoudabdulaziz2911
@mahmoudabdulaziz2911 Месяц назад
‏‪6:54‬‏ I Was Wondering If I Can Ask You A Small Favor, Would You Please Tell Us What Name That Movie 🎬🎞🎥🎦📽🎟??!!
@larrycanupp411
@larrycanupp411 Месяц назад
"ISCR" means, "I'll Slap Chris Rock!".
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