“I Get a Little Midget Cricket Neuralyzer?” | Men in Black (Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones)

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Agent J (Will Smith) receives a small neuralyzer, while Agent K (Josh Brolin) chooses a larger version… | Buy or rent Men in Black here: amzo.in/movie/dn1/men-in-blac...
After a police chase with an otherworldly being, a New York City cop is recruited as an agent in a top-secret organization established to monitor and police alien activity on Earth: the Men in Black. Agent Kay and new recruit Agent Jay find themselves in the middle of a deadly plot by an intergalactic villain who has arrived on Earth to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies.
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@AllenHanPR Месяц назад

It's crazy accurate an Alien sees no point in Diamonds, because in the whole galaxy there is diamonds the size of planets.

@DJJ81 Месяц назад

Glad there’s an alien/space diamond expert on here to set us straight.

@MisterPuck Месяц назад

Diamonds aren’t even valuable _here._ The prices of them are totally artificial.

@solidmoon8266 Месяц назад

@@MisterPuck yup, controlled supply and demand to justify outrageous amounts. If they find more, they just keep it hidden till demand goes up enough to make rediculous profits

@Guitarplayer724 Месяц назад

How do you know aliens wouldn’t find diamonds valuable? They might use them to power their intergalactic Tesla’s.

@megaboner690 Месяц назад

@@Guitarplayer724diamonds aren't rare even on earth. They hoard them and release them in small quantities so people pay exuberant prices for them. They're not valuable to anyone lol

@Troop3r666 Месяц назад

I dont think Vincent D'Onofrio gets enough credit as Edgar. He plays it so well you actually believe there's a giant cockroach stuffed into a tiny human body.

@antionemcgriff3705 Месяц назад

😂😂😂 right, great acting he was great in this movie

@AlyssMa7rin Месяц назад

I couldn't even recognize him, wow!

@y2shuproblem 29 дней назад

This is the same man that portrayed Kingpin

@bswezea 24 дня назад

Thor

@redoublement4607 12 дней назад

An Edgar suit

@Oregoony Месяц назад

"it's a 37hr day, you'll get use to it or have a psychotic episode."

@Swampyankeehomestead 27 дней назад

Sounds like being a flight mechanic. 37 hour days? Must be nice to work part time.

@breadtoast1036 8 дней назад

@@Swampyankeehomestead imagine thinking being a work slave is something to brag about, i bet i get paid way more then you and work way less i work a cozy 6-12 hour day depending on business and go home with a fat check of $8000~ every two weeks, now thats something to brag about, "must be nice to spend 98% of your life at work"

@Wrathlon 9 дней назад

"Its better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all" "Try it" Oof man :(

@YoWhoDat 8 дней назад

“Its better to have loved and lost than to have never loved before” *Try it* That was honest.

@redt3788 Месяц назад

Do you want to know something funny MIB agents make bets on how far the rookie will fly when they use the noisy cricket

@GipsyDangerfan 26 дней назад

Is that canon?

@redt3788 26 дней назад

@@GipsyDangerfan I think so

@Dynaman21 5 дней назад

@@GipsyDangerfanThe old official website had descriptions of the weapons and notes the Cricket was given to new recruits as a hazing ritual. Some sources dispute how they deal with it, either it’s got adjustable power and they turn it up to max, or in the series, J put a silencer on it to handle the recoil.

@ilteschio8244 Месяц назад

Vincent D'Onofrio was great in this movie, considering he is a 10 feet tall insect in a human suit he move and act exactly as you would if you where wearing clothes half your size

@damiandavis612 26 дней назад

I am surprised he could see where he was going considering he folded his body in half to fit in the suit

@cykeok3525 19 дней назад

Wait, that's Kingpin from the Daredevil series?

@ilteschio8244 7 дней назад

@@cykeok3525 yep

@josephchristiansen1803 Месяц назад

I swear this movie always makes you wonder if your mind has been erased in the past 😂

@t99155 22 дня назад

Lmao 😂

@myrkrormr 12 дней назад

i never understood 5:47 eggar pulls out a shotgun, loaded, ready to fire, pointed at the guy and the towtruck drivers only response is to flash his revolver and say "please" and then put the revolver away. like....dude..what was the point? lol

@markb3451 Месяц назад

Tommy Lee Jones is 77 years old as of 2024 when I’m writing this message and he looks the exact same today as he did in this movie.

@uome20bukz 29 дней назад

…no he doesn’t. His age has been showing for a while. He looked like a middle aged man in this movie. He looks like a senior citizen now.

@samsonhaze6595 13 дней назад

Yeah and in a lot of his roles he’s worn age makeup, both when younger, to appear older, and when older, to appear younger…

@brendanpeltier4414 22 дня назад

I always thought Edgar overturned that table of merchandise just because he was frustrated and petty but I'm only now recognizing that it was a table stacked tall with bug killer. Legitimately seen this movie more than a dozen times over the past twenty years and have only just now, in the year of our Lord 2024, realized this.

@610Hobbies Месяц назад

It's weird K is still in love with that gal after bangin' an alien queen and flirting nonstop with O.

@crimsoncrusader4829 29 дней назад

He wiped his own memory after the alien queen died.

@silversolitaire1519 Месяц назад

I mean with the noisy cricket, K freaking out’s appropriate. J did flag him, what, twice?

@patrickdix772 Месяц назад

True, though K also failed to warn J about the recoil or power of the noisy cricket. Obviously J should have known better than to flag him, but not telling someone about a firearm is pretty bad too.

@susrock1152 16 дней назад

Maybe 3 times

@anthonyt219 11 дней назад

Tommy Lee Jones is a legend. He makes it so believable that he's afraid of such a little ass gun lmao

@hmk5123 Месяц назад

6:13 6:29 6:40 That's why it's called the Noisy Cricket. Big things come in small packages.

@Guitarplayer724 Месяц назад

That’s what she’s always saying to me. 😂

@Sahilprakash1999 Месяц назад

7:45 Oh boy, the Worms are singing the national anthem of USA

@anishussain7093 Месяц назад

Lizard run this world

@gusbaker4u Месяц назад

I believe it's actually an ancient Betelgeuse Death Anthem, it means "after this, things can only get better" 👍

@AoKodo 25 дней назад

They are jamming?

@miltonervin4253 12 дней назад

Vincent should got at least got a nomination for a academy award for his performance

@trayq6833 13 дней назад

I cant be the only one who's obtained an unusual obsession of watching Men in Black clips on youtube.. Plus the comment sections are so wildly intriguing.

@parker12736 День назад

Same I think I'm on a MIB kick

@t99155 22 дня назад

3:02 lmao always loved the way K smirked like "yeah you got me" 😂

@chasesmith5216 Месяц назад

OH MY GOD at 6:07 there's a picture of the cat that say's "Orion" how did j not see that

@pbdye1607 Месяц назад

(in a Ryan George voice) "Because then the movie would've been too short."

@zeratai2465 12 дней назад

My take is that J just found it very funny, or weird, that an alien prince would be chilling on earth worshipping a cat, and didn't think too much past that. He's still new to the alien stuff at this point. And it took Frank telling them to look for something small to make the connection. Edit: On second watch, the gunshot took his attention.

@BaseballRoscoe25 26 дней назад

gotta love as the movie goes on, "Edgar" rots away, nice detail

@verbatos9498 2 дня назад

Interesting that despite what J thinks, being given the cricket actually shows that K has a HUGE amount of trust in him and his aim/abillities, even as a newbie.

@chriswilson3126 Месяц назад

"Make it a happy memory" shows K was having a somewhat positive contribution to J's output 😅

@user-ue3xb8tz1u 27 дней назад

Back then as a kid i always thought the roach man was just acting like that with his body movement cause he was trying to hold in a giant poop.

@johnnyreb2241 3 дня назад

Gotta love that crystal clear satellite imagery in real time on windows 98 software 🤣 todays CCTVs cant even compete

@Tilted_Krow 27 дней назад

Im sorry why am i just realizing now K was a founding member of MIB 😂

@MichaelMoore99 55 минут назад

I'm pretty sure his first partner, B, was too.

@skwisgarskwigelf7191 23 дня назад

0:21 if that van’s a rockin’ don’t go a knockin’ 😂

@fukuoka-musician 2 дня назад

"Try it." Best line in the entire movie. Hell, one of the best lines I've heard in any movie.

@saljpal3 День назад

And he did it three times 😅

@LukeyBoyAndTheCatlings Месяц назад

Posted 5 hours ago??? I just looked this up for the memories.

@TheQuaadFather 12 дней назад

The way that little gun launches J never ceases to crack me up

@100barbelve 5 дней назад

The cricket chirp when he touches the trigger always gets me 😂

@samsonhaze6595 13 дней назад

Wow rewatching this as an adult, this movie really paid attention to details and was above and beyond the usual “summer blockbuster”

@jaypaint4855 2 дня назад

1:42 Actually, when isolated from Earth’s day-night cycle (usually in isolation experiments or white room torture), humans tend to adapt to a longer day, sometimes as long as, well, 30 to 40 hours. So this is actually feasible.

@lt.reubenrozeyt5716 27 дней назад

6:14 This scene killed me as a child🤣🤣

@MonsterHunter267 Месяц назад

If you're gonna put a quote in the video title, at least make sure it's accurate.

@animathehallowed1380 Месяц назад

Why is Neuralyzer in the quote in the title?

@Eg0n97 Месяц назад

Algorithm

@animathehallowed1380 Месяц назад

@@Eg0n97 RU-vid Algorithm makes people misspell a title when they upload?

@ActiveNative13 Месяц назад

3:18 Spider-Man No Way Home, MJ gives Peter that very same coffee cup in the end.

@aabevincent0 Месяц назад

Good eye. I think that shop just exists in New York in real life somehow.

@justinthebeau2590 26 дней назад

Funniest part was he didnt realize its 1 of the most powerful weapons in the MiB arsenal

@stevenparrish3494 26 дней назад

You give the new guy a powerful weapon, you better brief him on it. Common sense.

@SunnyEntity 24 дня назад

I think what he meant to say was "little person cricket neuralyzer."

@BillyMcMorran Месяц назад

Those computers are laughable 😂

@CipherRage-tp5ql 8 дней назад

5:35 Edgar: "Hey, this is my truck!" (Twitches unnaturally) Tow truck driver: *Responds casually* Got to love New York City! XD

@BestSuper Месяц назад

who are you quoting?

@amauriherrera6022 26 дней назад

5:45 Pleeeease 🙄 Average American moment 😂

@tommyt1971 26 дней назад

True what they say about the freaks in Manhattan, eh? That dude with the tow truck and .44, maaaaaaaan…

@richardgrier8968 12 дней назад

It's not a neuralyzer, but you knew that when you composed this click-bait title.

@deandreyoung109 25 дней назад

5:46 It’s on! 5:48 Please. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@shamusbob7969 24 дня назад

Instead of the clip homie just uploaded one reel of the movie

@Jonaegh 2 дня назад

Come to think of it why _would_ he give J the noisy cricket if it was so destructive and he was just a rookie?

@danwat1234 12 дней назад

MIB employees should really be wearing hearing protection for the jet engine they use in their vehicles...

@Arcgateway 10 дней назад

The only true MIB

@acerune8378 21 день назад

Why does the title say neuralyzer? It’s a weapon not a memory eraser lol.

@TyreacDaniels-rw8dd 16 дней назад

Edgar the bug

@robertbouley7697 28 дней назад

I keep telling my wife size doesn’t matter.

@kennford 23 дня назад

i need sugar water

@aliholmes4977 Месяц назад

Listening to will come up with that bogus explanation reminds me of what we hear when we see unexplained things from the government

@TyreacDaniels-rw8dd 16 дней назад

Tommy lee jones

@robquin1525 11 дней назад

6:14 6:28 6:40

@jakez5362 8 дней назад

Why are they typing so slow

@shadeofshattered3 22 дня назад

Back when will Smith was a likeable person

@Praisethesunson 14 дней назад

7:09

@arielg7000 Месяц назад

omg no way man

@Vexcenot 8 дней назад

1:50 morditwi

@moonmullen9992 24 дня назад

will smith is a jerk

@unknown-mf4cs 4 дня назад

this video is nt avail in ur country this is very GAY

@kylewarren5268 Месяц назад

Just fyi, orions belt is NOT made of three stars. The middle "star" is a nebula...

@user-yv7nr4kx7v Месяц назад

I'm pretty sure these men in suits know what they're talking about.

@Komoparisose Месяц назад

No, Alnilam (ε Ori) IS a star.

@gavinboubal3018 Месяц назад

🤓☝️um acktuwlly

@starwind3651 Месяц назад

Typical human-like small scale thinking. Stars, nebulas, it doesn't matter. Especially if you look at it from a universal scale. Please try to focus on the forest, not just one tree... sigh