"You got me bent over like a pretzel. We both going to jail today." Kennie I- 😂 Coke for Christ, the laughing... do they not know that they aren't supposed to use the drugs that they sell.
[Extremely sexually charged] “The time you turned into a dinosaur and ate someone.” What was this woman so starry eyed for? Sis you just witnessed a murderer committed by a dinosaur. 🗿
NO BUT I JUST REALISED THIS FILM WOULD BE SO MUCH FUNNIER IF THE CREATORS HAD ACKNOWLEDGED THAT AN ACTUAL VELOCIRAPTOR IS ROUGHLY THE HEIGHT OF A MEDIUM SIZED DOG SKSKSKKS
Well there’s also a raptor that is as big as the one in Jurassic park. Unlike what people say, it’s actually pretty accurate to a certain type of raptor
The title of this movie alone reminded me of a movie called "Nun of That" which is about nuns that fight the mafia from what I remember. I think it would be a fun movie to review lol
now that I've read your comment I remembered a movie called the little hours that I watched also about nuns also really really bad. and I'd love for kennie to watch it !!
"Carol and her other sex affiliate workers. " "Nothing but muppet rage.." "They're coke dealers for Christ.. " "The prostitute and the priest. There's one for you life time.." These were a few of my favorite Kennie things in this video 😈😈😂😂😂😂
The “Manny MUA” dude is actually a guy named Aurelio Voltaire who has a RU-vid channel and he’s actually pretty cool. He interviewed the guy who made this movie on his RU-vid Channel.
I laughed so hard the first time I saw, "[VFX: Car on fire]" that my mom came into my room and asked me if I was okay because she thought I had been crying from some horrific injury
i was going to say that but then realized it doesn't make sense to complain about something being absurd or incorrect in a movie called " velocipastor " 😂😂
That movie description became my train ticket straight to hell. I swear to God. I swear to God I'm gonna get one of those inflatable dino suits, cosplay as a pastor over it just so when I b-slap Naruto and make out with Jessica rabbit it will make sense. Who wants to help fund my new dream? Are we sure this isn't a fanfiction of an r rated version of gravity falls mashed with the land before time and Naruto mash up?
I had to pause at one point to say aloud in an empty room "THANK YOU" for this review. I'm truly grateful, Kendall. Also ninjas....in China....not Japan.... Also, apparently God hates China according to this priest because no way would he think God would follow him there?? So much mess. Amazing.
@@surreallou3221 There are many types of Christians, we all believe in God but there are some differences, for example as far as I know Catholic priests are not allowed to marry, while Orthodox priests are. I don't know if that is always the case but probably most if not all christians call priests father, as in a spiritual 'father' who helps and guides you. There is absolutely nothing gross about it in any way. I'm sure you'll find more info online.
“So Father Stewart brings him to get exorcised by Manny mua” 🤣🤣🤣 Sign me up for one too Father Stew because the sounds escaping my body as I choked i- 💀
"Getting teabagged by your own tonsils." I need this to be the only way all patients come in describing their strep as. It would be the highlight of my day scribing 😂 (BTW: I'm glad your mom and you are feeling better 💕)
Kendall: "Father brought him to be exorcised by Manny MUA" me:****proceed to laugh for 20 minutes and actually looked up for Manny Mua and started comparing faces*****
The movie exorcist is Aurelio Voltaire from the title card and he is responsible for both the Brains song from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy and the Budweiser frog commercial.
Hands down best "bad movie ever"is attack of the killer tomatoes.and yes it's exactly what it sounds like tomatoes that are 50 ft tall rolling over people. Best part is that they made a song about it that they play during the opening.
Kennie, please 😂 Rubber (2010) A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession.
I just watched this and it is the best troll movie I’ve ever seen (you cannot convince me that it was meant to be taken seriously, it is way to on the nose for that), I can’t wait to see what he does in his next move ‘outback Dracula’
Aiyaluna Yourke Nickelodeon had all the creepy slightly traumatizing shows. Invader Zim, Martin Mystery, REN and Stimpy. I don’t know what type of drugs those people were taking
My first date with my current boyfriend was watching this movie and it was fantastic. That said WHY would we just skip over Frankie Mermaid?? We're not even gonna mention why he's called that????
I asked my husband who would even make a movie like this, and he said "unfortunately, probably someone with a degree". This is cursed knowledge that hurts my soul.
Nooooo! Why is this on BM&AB?! Should be on GM&AG. This is a legitimately amazing homage to bad horror B-movies. Like from the moment the VFX: Car On Fire card comes out, you've gotta know they're not serious. Mad funny, with some legit weirdly cute moments between the leads. Worth a watch 100%!
I read the title and I was confusion and the synopsis of the film literally had me crying 😂 NOTE: I’m glad mama Kennie and yourself are feeling better 🥰
15:10 im sorry but he legit looks like he about to take a shit on that ninja grass edit: actually so does she the ninjas gonna need to get some air freshener ready also why is this mythical dragon warrior dinosaur so damn small
My favorite part of this movie is that they clearly didn’t have the budget to film establishing shots, so every time the screen switches, the audience is just totally lost. Makes the movie very jarring. I love it.
Is no one going to talk about how the exorcist is played by Aurelio Voltaire? The guy that wrote a couple songs for Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy? I love this man. Been to a few of his shows. Absolutely hilarious. Now I have to watch this movie just for him. 🤣
I'm lowkey offended lmao. The only acceptable dragon warrior is Po. Period. Not some man-dinosour. And why are the ninjas all non-Japanese. Wtf is this movie lol
Kennie, I feel you may love this funny bad movie called "Vampire Cop Ricky." Synopsis: A mosquito from Transylvania finds its way to Seol where it bites Na Do-yol, a corrupt police officer. Soon after he begins to develop a thirst for blood, and finds out that he has vampire super powers whenever he becomes sexually aroused. When Do-yol's past misdeeds come back to threaten his partner and girlfriend, he decides to clean up his act and sets out for revenge.
