Aliens: what could you possibly know of war? Humans: let me spell it out for you cupcake… Humanity has been at war with itself easily for the last 5000 years and with each new era we get more creative. Oh, and will let you know right now… We are responsible for what you start.
Alien commander: we know war human, we are monsters Human major: yah think? (Pulls out “the art of war”) Hours later Alien commander: I tip my hat to you. Human major: you owe me a beer!
Aliens: What do you know about War Human!? Human: Bruh, please it was a human who wrote the manual for war. We humans created the Geneva Conventions/Suggestion to stop us from committing war crimes, admittedly less or more successfully. Buddy, we humans are the epitome of war
Yea... 51 Billion years(Earth-centric). Only 38 billion years longer than *THE EXISTANCE OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!* These Xenos are 3 times older than the universe itself
@@VeryDeathlyShiny Which being semi-serious for a moment means that the Galaxy hasn't had nearly enough time yet to make those lovely big swirly things, neither has any other spiral Galaxy. Maybe time went much faster in da pasta - so ... what time is it, really?
