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@joshythecherryemperor
@joshythecherryemperor 9 месяцев назад
"What is that hole in the ceiling?" "A gift from God."
@infinitejest441
@infinitejest441 6 месяцев назад
All hail.😂
@crummybunny777
@crummybunny777 6 месяцев назад
I use to believe in zodiac signs till God showed me the truth its demonic ans signs are just a bunch of sins and its a deceiver youre not really that way because of your sign its because of sin, and we are tod to repent from sin A real jusge aintjusging by the good things you do but by your crimes same for God hes judging your sins not good deeds❤This is your sign today Jesus calls you to be saved. ​ if you love God you will keep his commands meaning repentance from sin and giving up your desires to follow him. Well first of all we're born to have a relationship with God and to do his will for our life.❤ Jesus is the way the truth and the life no one gets to the father except through jesus❤ Satan doesnt rule hell, when lucifer known as satan rebelled against God and fell from pride he took many angels with him which are now called fallen angels. Hell was made for satan and his angels but the reason why people go there is because they align themselves with the fallen angels in sin. no surprise people love playing when it comes to your soul, but don't play around when it comes to their temporary body, if you were in the hospital because if a broken leg that might not work ever again you're praying your scared and worried bc for the rest of your life, you may never get to walk again. But this is about your soul the enternal part of you that lives forever and you're literally playing with it when the end is literally Hell the lake of fire for enternity. You have insurance on your house if it ever caught on fire but that rarely happens But when it comes to your soul you like to play with it like it's a game. Oh how fun of a game it is too play oh how many and actually MOST. People play with their soul like a Toy taking chances aye bro hang off that cliff XD literally the bottom is death! And you're playing with your life to make a cool picture of a funny video But this is about your soul. When you're probably not even saved you think you just need to be a good person or work hard to get to heaven well let me ask God that's not in his word it's not what he said it's not what I heard. Accept him as lord and savior Jesus died on the cross for our sins so he made it a free gift it's FREE Think about it you don't work for the gifts you get on your birthday and you don't buy them it's a gift! Same for Jesus he offered enternal life as a gift and to receive it, it must be done by faith. I'm not mad at you Love❤💖✨ I'm telling you this because I Love you. No I don't know who you are or anything about you but God is love and he looks down at you as if you were the only person in the whole universe❤ He sees you and you alone for he is God we are just average people when we look at a person we can see the others around them but God is almighty he is not limited by power or time. But we are and so is Satan. Remember God loves you more then you love that person or thing you love most In the world ya know? That person or item you can't imagine living without it?❤ But you're free of choice so you choose light or darkness and even if you decide not to choose, it means you didn't choose the light. Don't waste time instead come to God he is your reason for life that's why so many become depressed it's because if sin and the devil's lies. Be honest and serious about this Do you want your family or your friends to Go to hell for enternity? Would YOU wanna go there for enternity? I'm not playing about this sarcasm is okay but not in situations like this. You're only truly saved from Hell when you're spiritually reborn and receive his Holy spirit now do YOU have that Holy spirit? The fruits of the holy spirit Are: Love Joy peace kindness faithfulness generosity gentleness self control and patience❤ When you have the holy spirit you will have conviction when you sin MEANING guilt and shame you no longer desire evil things but you desire God and Holy things you desire to BE holy you sin and it's not even what you wanna do but when you're truly saved sin is no longer something you enjoy those bad songs cussing drinking Hurting others.❤ Love isn't just a feeling LOVE IS DOING when Jesus died on the cross for the whole worlds sins he proved his love HE DID SOMETHING God offered his son to die on that cross for your sins and my sins and so many people are taking advantage why is repentance why should we repent? Because Okay so example you're not married, so you could go up to anyone and talk to them and even try to date them right? Try to build a relationship and that's okay bc you're single But wait now you're married, now you would be cheating you would be rude to go up to someone else after being with her/ him for so long you would feel ashamed right? So why is it that you receive Jesus offer as a FREE GIFT when he went through spiritual and physical pain on that cross for you and gave you enternal life, after he did all that why would you spit on someone or hurt them for saving your life? But Jesus saved your SOUL. Do you understand? You love your wife*example not real* why would you cheat on her after all the things she/he has done for you. Or husband. So to be saved: Accept Jesus as lord and savior by faith Receive his Holy spirit Be reborn again And repent from sin People like billy graham DLM christian lifestyle Mapalo Are good places to start. Have you ever lied? Well then you're a liar have you ever stolen something? Well then your a theif Have you ever used Gods name in vain? Well then you blasphemy Like saying oh my God or Jesus Christ or cussing When you're angry or surprised and God doesn't judge us by our good works He judges by the 10 commandments so if you broken one law if you've done one sin you're guilty! You broken all of it! Example: Like a normal judge okay you've murdered people the judge is gonna show you how serious this really is they are gonna give you the death sentence And God is a righteous judge so he's gonna show you how serious sin is in his eyes the punishment for sin is Hell!🔥 More people go to hell than heaven the path to destruction is easy and wide and many people find it But the path to eternal life is hard and very few people find it. So No, it's not that good people go to heaven and bad people go to hell Forgiven people go to heaven the people who accepted Jesus as lord and savior by faith And the people who go to hell are the ones who lived in sin and died in sin and denied the free gift of salvation What have you been doing your whole life? All this time while you could have been serving God you choose to go out and party and stuff Another question is God apart of your life, or is God your Life? a difference between apart of your life and being your life❤ So when Jesus died on the cross and if you accept him God won't remember your sins he has a special power that he can use to forget our sins Jesus paid full price of sins now your job is to receive it by faith like earlier The judge tells you you're guilty but your fine has been paid your outta here. That's what Jesus did for us paid for our sins so that through him the world might be saved bc many deny him and die in their sins❤ Watch living waters on youtube❤✨❤❤ There's a difference between lukewarms religious people and genuine reborn True christians with the Holy spirit religion can't save you. Going to church reading the Bible and praying are good things but that's not what saves you❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@crummybunny777
@crummybunny777 6 месяцев назад
​@@infinitejest441I use to believe in zodiac signs till God showed me the truth its demonic ans signs are just a bunch of sins and its a deceiver youre not really that way because of your sign its because of sin, and we are tod to repent from sin A real jusge aintjusging by the good things you do but by your crimes same for God hes judging your sins not good deeds❤This is your sign today Jesus calls you to be saved. ​ if you love God you will keep his commands meaning repentance from sin and giving up your desires to follow him. Well first of all we're born to have a relationship with God and to do his will for our life.❤ Jesus is the way the truth and the life no one gets to the father except through jesus❤ Satan doesnt rule hell, when lucifer known as satan rebelled against God and fell from pride he took many angels with him which are now called fallen angels. Hell was made for satan and his angels but the reason why people go there is because they align themselves with the fallen angels in sin. no surprise people love playing when it comes to your soul, but don't play around when it comes to their temporary body, if you were in the hospital because if a broken leg that might not work ever again you're praying your scared and worried bc for the rest of your life, you may never get to walk again. But this is about your soul the enternal part of you that lives forever and you're literally playing with it when the end is literally Hell the lake of fire for enternity. You have insurance on your house if it ever caught on fire but that rarely happens But when it comes to your soul you like to play with it like it's a game. Oh how fun of a game it is too play oh how many and actually MOST. People play with their soul like a Toy taking chances aye bro hang off that cliff XD literally the bottom is death! And you're playing with your life to make a cool picture of a funny video But this is about your soul. When you're probably not even saved you think you just need to be a good person or work hard to get to heaven well let me ask God that's not in his word it's not what he said it's not what I heard. Accept him as lord and savior Jesus died on the cross for our sins so he made it a free gift it's FREE Think about it you don't work for the gifts you get on your birthday and you don't buy them it's a gift! Same for Jesus he offered enternal life as a gift and to receive it, it must be done by faith. I'm not mad at you Love❤💖✨ I'm telling you this because I Love you. No I don't know who you are or anything about you but God is love and he looks down at you as if you were the only person in the whole universe❤ He sees you and you alone for he is God we are just average people when we look at a person we can see the others around them but God is almighty he is not limited by power or time. But we are and so is Satan. Remember God loves you more then you love that person or thing you love most In the world ya know? That person or item you can't imagine living without it?❤ But you're free of choice so you choose light or darkness and even if you decide not to choose, it means you didn't choose the light. Don't waste time instead come to God he is your reason for life that's why so many become depressed it's because if sin and the devil's lies. Be honest and serious about this Do you want your family or your friends to Go to hell for enternity? Would YOU wanna go there for enternity? I'm not playing about this sarcasm is okay but not in situations like this. You're only truly saved from Hell when you're spiritually reborn and receive his Holy spirit now do YOU have that Holy spirit? The fruits of the holy spirit Are: Love Joy peace kindness faithfulness generosity gentleness self control and patience❤ When you have the holy spirit you will have conviction when you sin MEANING guilt and shame you no longer desire evil things but you desire God and Holy things you desire to BE holy you sin and it's not even what you wanna do but when you're truly saved sin is no longer something you enjoy those bad songs cussing drinking Hurting others.❤ Love isn't just a feeling LOVE IS DOING when Jesus died on the cross for the whole worlds sins he proved his love HE DID SOMETHING God offered his son to die on that cross for your sins and my sins and so many people are taking advantage why is repentance why should we repent? Because Okay so example you're not married, so you could go up to anyone and talk to them and even try to date them right? Try to build a relationship and that's okay bc you're single But wait now you're married, now you would be cheating you would be rude to go up to someone else after being with her/ him for so long you would feel ashamed right? So why is it that you receive Jesus offer as a FREE GIFT when he went through spiritual and physical pain on that cross for you and gave you enternal life, after he did all that why would you spit on someone or hurt them for saving your life? But Jesus saved your SOUL. Do you understand? You love your wife*example not real* why would you cheat on her after all the things she/he has done for you. Or husband. So to be saved: Accept Jesus as lord and savior by faith Receive his Holy spirit Be reborn again And repent from sin People like billy graham DLM christian lifestyle Mapalo Are good places to start. Have you ever lied? Well then you're a liar have you ever stolen something? Well then your a theif Have you ever used Gods name in vain? Well then you blasphemy Like saying oh my God or Jesus Christ or cussing When you're angry or surprised and God doesn't judge us by our good works He judges by the 10 commandments so if you broken one law if you've done one sin you're guilty! You broken all of it! Example: Like a normal judge okay you've murdered people the judge is gonna show you how serious this really is they are gonna give you the death sentence And God is a righteous judge so he's gonna show you how serious sin is in his eyes the punishment for sin is Hell!🔥 More people go to hell than heaven the path to destruction is easy and wide and many people find it But the path to eternal life is hard and very few people find it. So No, it's not that good people go to heaven and bad people go to hell Forgiven people go to heaven the people who accepted Jesus as lord and savior by faith And the people who go to hell are the ones who lived in sin and died in sin and denied the free gift of salvation What have you been doing your whole life? All this time while you could have been serving God you choose to go out and party and stuff Another question is God apart of your life, or is God your Life? a difference between apart of your life and being your life❤ So when Jesus died on the cross and if you accept him God won't remember your sins he has a special power that he can use to forget our sins Jesus paid full price of sins now your job is to receive it by faith like earlier The judge tells you you're guilty but your fine has been paid your outta here. That's what Jesus did for us paid for our sins so that through him the world might be saved bc many deny him and die in their sins❤ Watch living waters on youtube❤✨❤❤ There's a difference between lukewarms religious people and genuine reborn True christians with the Holy spirit religion can't save you. Going to church reading the Bible and praying are good things but that's not what saves you❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@PurpEngine601
@PurpEngine601 6 месяцев назад
Lmao
@tianchengteh1695
@tianchengteh1695 6 месяцев назад
A holy hole
@maxklein2057
@maxklein2057 3 года назад
Fun fact: this video was taken during Carnival in Cologne. The underground train station is called „Dom / Hauptbahnhof“ and since the station is on my daily commute to work I can see that the city has never fixed the hole 😂😂😂
@MilesEdgeworth.
@MilesEdgeworth. 3 года назад
This comment deserves more likes 😂
@DJSamsonofficial
@DJSamsonofficial 3 года назад
they should place a tv screen there with this video on a loop. So everyone that passes wondering what that hole is, now have an answer and quite possibly a good laugh.
@k0mpotjar817
@k0mpotjar817 3 года назад
They'll probably never fix it
@josias9281
@josias9281 2 года назад
dont, its a sign from jesus had been there
@ericprine8804
@ericprine8804 2 года назад
May no man undo what God hath laid asunder.
@misscrouch
@misscrouch 2 месяца назад
RIP Hole in the Cologne Train Station 2017-2024. You were the best. (They fixed it recently)
@officialjygaming
@officialjygaming 2 месяца назад
🕯
@auxiliav803
@auxiliav803 2 месяца назад
Doesn't the Bible speak of a second coming of Christ? 😅
@clckc
@clckc 2 месяца назад
@@auxiliav803 the hole will be back again someday
@weird_pebble
@weird_pebble 2 месяца назад
NO THEY FIXED IT? 😭😭
@OneLabToRuleThemAll
@OneLabToRuleThemAll 2 месяца назад
The audacity to fix that hole after it became a meme is out of this world
@Crallux
@Crallux 3 месяца назад
Well, that "escalated" quickly.
@GrenedearProductions
@GrenedearProductions 3 месяца назад
Good one😂😂😂
@lonewolfe2502
@lonewolfe2502 3 месяца назад
😂
@VivisDoomsday
@VivisDoomsday 3 месяца назад
Pat yourself on the back for that one
@thunderstudios4403
@thunderstudios4403 3 месяца назад
😂
@Messwiththehonkyougetthebonk
@Messwiththehonkyougetthebonk 3 месяца назад
Nooooooooooooooooo.
@NoseCandyKermit
@NoseCandyKermit 2 года назад
It's called "the stairway to heaven" for a reason
@NoseCandyKermit
@NoseCandyKermit 2 года назад
@@literature2430 Ok
@black-add-white1961
@black-add-white1961 2 года назад
Escalator, to be exact.
@bullymaguire513
@bullymaguire513 2 года назад
@@literature2430 i see no dislikes
@CreatorPolar
@CreatorPolar 2 года назад
@@literature2430 Damn son thats crazy but I dont remember asking
@harrynguyen8056
@harrynguyen8056 2 года назад
Then I got to say, that's a lot of poeple.
@luigileon3760
@luigileon3760 3 года назад
The uplifting song after Jesus gets the cross out of the ceiling, man was that inspiring.
@little.miss.maggie
@little.miss.maggie 3 года назад
Fr
@BalliBee
@BalliBee 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@BalliBee
@BalliBee 3 года назад
Your comment alone cracked me up! 😂😂😂
@LL-jh2kc
@LL-jh2kc 3 года назад
Lmao
@johnleolastrilla5070
@johnleolastrilla5070 3 года назад
Lol
@TheRagingHardon
@TheRagingHardon 3 месяца назад
Insurance company: Claim denied, act of god.
@jmas43
@jmas43 Месяц назад
The way I cackled as the child of an insurance agent.
@okay_okay_
@okay_okay_ Месяц назад
Underrated comment
@DZAG_OFFICIAL
@DZAG_OFFICIAL Месяц назад
they probably would cuz they ain't wanna mess with God out of all people, especially with the amount of times they've pulled some dirty shit 😂😭💀
@Revkor
@Revkor Месяц назад
LOL
@chaosfeder
@chaosfeder 2 месяца назад
THEY FIXED IT, AFTER 7 YEARS THEY FIXED IT 😭😭
@meeeeehhhhhh
@meeeeehhhhhh 2 месяца назад
They probably fixed it within last month 😭😭 I saw a comment saying that it was still there a month ago
@generalterrarian1672
@generalterrarian1672 2 месяца назад
Köln city government has done many shitty things but this is the worst of all
@Reia.P
@Reia.P 2 месяца назад
Oh god no that's unholy
@jan5023
@jan5023 2 месяца назад
what for a waste of our taxes.... they should fix our streets and not that holy hole
@generalterrarian1672
@generalterrarian1672 2 месяца назад
@@jan5023 we’d need a functioning government for that, and there’s no such thing as a functioning government in Germany
@elvenalonly
@elvenalonly 3 года назад
Plot twist: that's not an escalator. He just escalate himself.
@OPANAAAAAA
@OPANAAAAAA 3 года назад
E
@squeaktheswan2007
@squeaktheswan2007 3 года назад
Those are just stairs.
@theultraatomicgamer
@theultraatomicgamer 3 года назад
E
@redarmy1784
@redarmy1784 3 года назад
@@theultraatomicgamer EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@Entity-qx3td
@Entity-qx3td 3 года назад
@@OPANAAAAAA EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@Tom-H1
@Tom-H1 2 года назад
This is why it's a stairway to heaven, instead of an escalator.
@laurensa.1803
@laurensa.1803 2 года назад
Wouldn't want to poke holes in the fabric of space and time, ey?
@SylviumZ
@SylviumZ 2 года назад
Tom and Jerry would like to have a word with you
@peacedragon7052
@peacedragon7052 2 года назад
Underated
@A.r.i.b.i
@A.r.i.b.i 2 года назад
Lol
@Myst1cSiren
@Myst1cSiren 2 года назад
Lol
@nefoo3350
@nefoo3350 Месяц назад
The holes were sealed this month (March 2024). The local party “Die Fraktion” ("The Fraction") submitted a request to the city council to reopen the holes in order to commemorate the importance of Cologne as a historical pilgrimage town. In addition, a memorial plaque with a QR code for this video/meme was requested. Unfortunately, the city council rejected the application.
@markb3786
@markb3786 Месяц назад
Thank you for this post.
@dfto13
@dfto13 Месяц назад
😑
@peterlovisek9210
@peterlovisek9210 Месяц назад
"Oh Scheiße"
@cleigh3796
@cleigh3796 Месяц назад
To want the holes patched is to reject Christ.
@SubsWithNoVideos-ps2pc
@SubsWithNoVideos-ps2pc 20 дней назад
Imagine if they did that lmao
@timet0pwns0men00bs
@timet0pwns0men00bs Месяц назад
The dust falling of the lamps when the cross hits the roof and the pieces of roof coming off the ceiling when he takes the cross out are add the extra intensity to this. I love everything about this video.
@czhilo3982
@czhilo3982 3 года назад
Original Jesus: Pays for our sins Jesus 2: Pays for the ceiling
@firemonkey4521
@firemonkey4521 3 года назад
You mean Original Jesus: Pays for our sins Fake Jesus pays for the ceiling
@seasonsarecool
@seasonsarecool 3 года назад
@@firemonkey4521 no it's not fake jesus, it's escalator jesus
@SamanthamusPrimeV28050
@SamanthamusPrimeV28050 3 года назад
@@firemonkey4521 it's Jesus Christ Jr.!
@leannecox1564
@leannecox1564 3 года назад
@@seasonsarecool ESCALATOR JESUS
@waffthewaffle9269
@waffthewaffle9269 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@corporategunner5972
@corporategunner5972 3 года назад
People: He's rising to greatness! Jesus: *Hits the ceiling*
@Echo-22-538
@Echo-22-538 3 года назад
OH SCHEIßE
@honotenshi
@honotenshi 3 года назад
@@Echo-22-538 this wasn't like the simulations at all!
@evanhender692
@evanhender692 3 года назад
God: ok he’s raised to much
@honotenshi
@honotenshi 3 года назад
@@evanhender692 God later that night: *THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I TOLD YOU TO RAISE THE ROOF!* Go hang out with your friends!
@aaargh-angel
@aaargh-angel 3 года назад
@- • D R E A M E R • - **cants help cause I also can’t breathe**
@An0maly_Abyss
@An0maly_Abyss 3 месяца назад
I love how the music just gets louder after the long silence 😭
@kanwarsinghgill1298
@kanwarsinghgill1298 3 месяца назад
Dude came to YT, made ONE viral video and left.
@anthonyhovens7488
@anthonyhovens7488 11 дней назад
Well we wouldn't want him to come a second time and tell us about an incoming rapture would we?
@karisdeangelo9256
@karisdeangelo9256 3 года назад
the way he ripped the cross out of the ceiling I’m literally dead
@mariantea9225
@mariantea9225 3 года назад
It's a miracle he got it out.
@chiyoncelombe1161
@chiyoncelombe1161 3 года назад
and still after watching years later still im dying of laigh
@spork8655
@spork8655 3 года назад
So was he, allegedly
@David-it9ls
@David-it9ls 3 года назад
That's how he died 😂
@nevenevada6041
@nevenevada6041 16 дней назад
It reminds me of a villain pulling his clothes out of an elevator
@kentmichaelgalang686
@kentmichaelgalang686 4 года назад
jesus died to dodge the repair bill XD
@ivenxmusic
@ivenxmusic 3 года назад
to dodge all our repair bills
@SomeGuy_Somewhere
@SomeGuy_Somewhere 3 года назад
"Hey security, maintenance here... How did you say the roof was damaged again?"
@mergalmamavoir8715
@mergalmamavoir8715 3 года назад
And ended up paying for everyone else's sins.
@Based-Anti-Theist
@Based-Anti-Theist 3 года назад
@@amyshoemaker8430 Stop self promoting
@Xominus
@Xominus 3 года назад
Wtf is wrong with you?
@shemrufussentones2684
@shemrufussentones2684 Месяц назад
No wonder this video popped up again. RIP hole. 2017-2024.
@markb3786
@markb3786 Месяц назад
Amen
@TheWeirdaholic
@TheWeirdaholic 2 месяца назад
UPDATE: The hole got fixed by the end of February 2024. RIP
@kohlicoide2258
@kohlicoide2258 2 месяца назад
Heresy!
@GnasherBurst
@GnasherBurst 6 лет назад
It's the smile... So innocent.
@godsbelovedchild1810
@godsbelovedchild1810 4 года назад
Like our Lord Jesus, so princely and charming:)
@iseespiritshelp688
@iseespiritshelp688 4 года назад
The guy‘s cute ngl :D
@pambinobequeno5062
@pambinobequeno5062 3 года назад
@@godsbelovedchild1810 how do you know what jesus looks like? isn't he invisible? lmao
@David.124
@David.124 3 года назад
Faith, The substance of things hoped for and the evidence of things not seen. There’s a missing puzzle piece in everyone’s heart. People try multiple things to fill that hole like sex, drugs, alcohol etc. But it’s only temporary and makes the hole even bigger. Making the good things in your heart spill out. But That missing puzzle piece is God. Only God can fill that emptiness in your heart. And when you accept God he gives you his Holy Spirit so that you like things that are holy, right and just. He holds you under his protection and his overwhelming never ending reckless love. He puts that puzzle piece into your heart and holds your heart now and forever. You may have never given God a try. You may have only gone based off what you seen or heard. But he is giving you an opportunity to seek him for yourself and get to know him. I don’t know you but I love and care about you. And everything you need is in God. That things that you don’t understand about yourself or you think is dumb, he knows and will give you what you ask. before I was broken, still searching for the truth. But then He came along, and changed my life and eternity. And I never want to go back to the broken person I was before. Because the truth and the light has set me free. Look where my chains are now, gone. I want that for you and each and every person. So I’m sharing the Good News and the best news just so that i meet you guys in heaven. There’s no love greater than this and of God. You’ll never know how a food taste until you taste it. So I’m pleading with you, try it out, see what you become, read the Bible, talk to him in prayer, or at least research about it. All our lives we did nothing for God except ignore and disobey him. But no matter what or who we are, he still loves us. Run to the father. He’s been standing behind you protecting you all this time, but you turned away from him and faced the dark, but now he’s calling on you, his arms has been open all along, waiting to welcome you back home where you belong. He’ll hold you forever. What’s the wait? He’s been waiting for you. God wants to know you. He’s come as close to you as he can. Open the door to him and welcome him in. See what happens. For I hold you by your right hand. I, the Lord your God. And I say to you, ‘Don’t be afraid. I am here to help you.’ Isaiah 41:13 And this is the gospel of Jesus Christ.
@SinQueenSix
@SinQueenSix 3 года назад
"Voodoo one, vipers on station, I own the skies pilot, nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.
@lieselbrehmer
@lieselbrehmer 3 года назад
The “OH SCHEISSE” truly makes this video
@lauras3296
@lauras3296 3 года назад
Scheiße*
@gracelord6476
@gracelord6476 3 года назад
@Bethany especially if you are using a keyboard in English
@shjung8959
@shjung8959 3 года назад
whats that mean
@gingers1846
@gingers1846 3 года назад
@@shjung8959 shit
@AA-oz1px
@AA-oz1px 3 года назад
Scheiße*
@azloii9781
@azloii9781 21 день назад
David Gilmour accidentally breaks a ceiling
@Fedora1936
@Fedora1936 2 месяца назад
My dear brothers and sisters, I can confirm the hole in the ceiling has been repaired.😔
@CorndogGaming
@CorndogGaming Месяц назад
where was the place in the video?
@cheeseplated
@cheeseplated Месяц назад
Köln Hauptbahnhof/ Cologne Main Station in Germany
@CorndogGaming
@CorndogGaming Месяц назад
@@cheeseplated oh ok
@ChenyBoy
@ChenyBoy 3 года назад
Jesus's passion knew no limits until it hit the ceiling
@debarshidas8072
@debarshidas8072 3 года назад
Boy you gon' send me to heaven with those puns.
@romusa10
@romusa10 3 года назад
Yo not again jesus, we talked about this
@smolneso
@smolneso 3 года назад
Is that what they meant by Passion of the Christ?
@weirdk_9256
@weirdk_9256 3 года назад
I like ur pfp
@mashable8759
@mashable8759 3 года назад
He's gonna put some dirt in you eyes
@mikewilliams6025
@mikewilliams6025 3 года назад
"Jesus, when I said make a direct path to Heaven, this isn't what I meant."
@tokyohanamura
@tokyohanamura 3 года назад
Underrated comment
@user-cl6yg5tt6w
@user-cl6yg5tt6w 3 года назад
Underrated
@aerospacebriefcase2290
@aerospacebriefcase2290 3 года назад
Underrated
@mem487
@mem487 3 года назад
Underrated
@Anonymous-mf8le
@Anonymous-mf8le 3 года назад
Underrated
@LeTeeno
@LeTeeno 3 месяца назад
This hole still exists in 2024. I just went there!
@zenokada2278
@zenokada2278 3 месяца назад
The ceiling is still holy
@TheWeirdaholic
@TheWeirdaholic 2 месяца назад
it's gone now. They fixed it last week, apparently.
@LeTeeno
@LeTeeno 2 месяца назад
@@TheWeirdaholic Nope, they haven't.
@LeTeeno
@LeTeeno Месяц назад
Alright, this is getting weird now They've fixed the hole now, it's no longer existing. But the mayor wants them back!
@DragonOfTheMortalKombat
@DragonOfTheMortalKombat 19 дней назад
Sad news for you
@Primal_evolver
@Primal_evolver 27 дней назад
Lesson learned: never choose a cross bigger than a car. Always choose the right size for the right cross.
@Primal_evolver
@Primal_evolver 27 дней назад
It's my advice to NOT accidently poke a hole in the ceiling.
@jozefvirba4474
@jozefvirba4474 Год назад
"Hey guys why IS there a hole in the ceiling?" *"It was a blessing from lord"*
@bealightinthedarkness9986
@bealightinthedarkness9986 Год назад
It is Holey.
@hydroxygen
@hydroxygen Год назад
@@bealightinthedarkness9986 blessed by christ himself, it is now a holey ceiling
@seanchrisregner3390
@seanchrisregner3390 Год назад
💀💀
@joebenzz
@joebenzz Год назад
@@bealightinthedarkness9986 Nice 👌
@DuckeyDev
@DuckeyDev Год назад
A blessing, a blessing from the lord
@sakusasmom
@sakusasmom 2 года назад
The hole is probably still there- I mean it's caused by Jesus himself, we don't wanna destroy holy holes.
@ohno7852
@ohno7852 2 года назад
A glory hole, if you will.
@annos3278
@annos3278 2 года назад
Can confirm, it actually is!
@Goldw1nd
@Goldw1nd 2 года назад
@@annos3278 somewhere in cologne if I remember correctly ? edit: just saw the sign. Rathaus - Heumarkt.
@charlesm.2604
@charlesm.2604 2 года назад
@@ohno7852 nice
@nemnyoom
@nemnyoom 2 года назад
a holy holey ceiling!!!
@jonny6023
@jonny6023 2 месяца назад
Update: the holes got closed recently. The memorial of our meme-messiah got desecrated 😢
@Pandalf3
@Pandalf3 2 месяца назад
After 6 years?! 😂
@wanganeu
@wanganeu 2 месяца назад
@@Pandalf3That's the famous German efficency 😅
@selectivepontification8766
@selectivepontification8766 3 месяца назад
I guess you could say that station has been made... holy. I'll see myself out
@rayf1eld
@rayf1eld 2 года назад
I just missed my train to check if the hole is still there. It is.
@thatcopenguy
@thatcopenguy 2 года назад
It was the first time that I entered Cologne Main Station's U-Bahn and I thought the place looked really familiar and I took a picture of some holes in the ceiling so I can check if it was the right one. Yeah, it's still there 😂
@uuuuuu66696
@uuuuuu66696 2 года назад
in what city is it in? i wanna check
@airhits4squad325
@airhits4squad325 2 года назад
@@uuuuuu66696 cologne, Germany
@uuuuuu66696
@uuuuuu66696 2 года назад
@@airhits4squad325 danke :)
@uuuuuu66696
@uuuuuu66696 2 года назад
@@airhits4squad325 and i just realized that it was in the persons comment😭
@thenefariousbrawler
@thenefariousbrawler 3 года назад
“Yes, I’d like to make a report of Jesus putting a hole in the ceiling with a cross”
@nomos_lol
@nomos_lol 3 года назад
Sorry but your insurance doesn’t cover “Acts of God”
@user-tr3jw1df6q
@user-tr3jw1df6q 3 года назад
LOL
@AtLeastThreeCharacters.
@AtLeastThreeCharacters. 3 года назад
@@nomos_lol Oh shit didn’t think about that
@jazzram_
@jazzram_ 3 года назад
He payed property damage too
@millielamagnifique2980
@millielamagnifique2980 3 года назад
Jesus not only pays for our sins, he also pays for the property damages he causes
@Hoya18
@Hoya18 20 дней назад
That is not the hole. That is miracle.
@jf9096
@jf9096 Месяц назад
Forget the hole....Jesus is wearing trainers
@bounysidehien1448
@bounysidehien1448 20 дней назад
Underrated 😂
@robot_spider
@robot_spider 2 дня назад
You try schlepping that thing across town in Birkenstocks!
@lemonlalala4880
@lemonlalala4880 3 года назад
The amount of times I've replayed this clip is ungodly
@averyepicguy
@averyepicguy 3 года назад
NO
@IdontKnow-gt9cr
@IdontKnow-gt9cr 3 года назад
Same I love the German lol
@furry_menace9621
@furry_menace9621 3 года назад
What do you mean by... *unGODly* ? This is the most godly thing you could replay
@paitentdew8784
@paitentdew8784 3 года назад
@@furry_menace9621 everything about this is godly you are right
@David-hu5xw
@David-hu5xw 3 года назад
Same
@bracton_deal_2594
@bracton_deal_2594 3 года назад
“Why wasn’t Jesus born in modern times” This video right here 😂
@melissap.6271
@melissap.6271 3 года назад
😄😄😄
@Doods_17
@Doods_17 3 года назад
Lmao
@patrickbigras9019
@patrickbigras9019 3 года назад
Yo that would make a great book idea ! Written by cristopher moore hes great XD
@TheCaptainSplatter
@TheCaptainSplatter 3 года назад
Be an interesting plot actually.
@fuceye
@fuceye 3 года назад
why were you not born a unicorn....
@darkfalcon53
@darkfalcon53 3 месяца назад
was in Köln Train station today, I can confirm after 6 years, the hole is still there 😂😂
@markb3786
@markb3786 3 месяца назад
thank you!
@ninab.4540
@ninab.4540 2 месяца назад
It's not anymore. RIP 😢
@darkfalcon53
@darkfalcon53 2 месяца назад
it's fixed? :o
@Themonsterunderyourbed423
@Themonsterunderyourbed423 18 дней назад
“Oh look, a ‘glory’ hole”
@cornerthewallsentbyikea1844
@cornerthewallsentbyikea1844 6 лет назад
I've never laughed this hard in my life.
@gaelmontavon3124
@gaelmontavon3124 5 лет назад
me too !!!! AMAZING !! PTDRXXL...So innocent.
@leroysinclair8499
@leroysinclair8499 5 лет назад
CornerTheWallSentByIkea same here 🤣
@Jonas-pp3zi
@Jonas-pp3zi 5 лет назад
Same😂😂😂
@MisfortuneDS
@MisfortuneDS 3 года назад
(X) same
@duck-nodes5730
@duck-nodes5730 3 года назад
XD
@onedoesnotsimply7375
@onedoesnotsimply7375 3 года назад
"Oh Scheiße" - Matthew after witnessing the betrayal of Judas
@jordangantenk2465
@jordangantenk2465 3 года назад
And boy do I think of that, the man laughing is Peter and the back laughing was the apostles haha!
@kingkaizoku85
@kingkaizoku85 3 года назад
stop judas, das gay
@aspitube2515
@aspitube2515 2 года назад
He knew someone was going to betray Jesus
@kokichioumakinnie7906
@kokichioumakinnie7906 2 года назад
@@kingkaizoku85 gay is not an insult.
@sand__witch
@sand__witch 2 года назад
@@kokichioumakinnie7906 tbh i think the joke was that judas gave jesus out by kissing him
@angelgacha167
@angelgacha167 21 день назад
He really did raise that ceiling up tho
@yuanlucasmatteoagustin6904
@yuanlucasmatteoagustin6904 18 дней назад
Jesus: *stabs the ceiling with a cross and makes it holy* Matthew: *Oh Scheiße!* Apostles: *LAUGHING IN THE BACKGROUND*
@ElJefeDeTexas
@ElJefeDeTexas 3 года назад
This is how Jesus carried the cross but historians thought it was to childish so they remove the escalators
@aerocard4831
@aerocard4831 3 года назад
It was in the Message Bible. XD
@marinettedupain-cheng9930
@marinettedupain-cheng9930 3 года назад
They also forgot to say that he used the subway to get there
@discordo206
@discordo206 3 года назад
Goodness me is this comment section is actually Pleasant. But if any Christians join this comment section that want to argue this conversation will go into war Also. Let's see how long you can keep the peace without any argument about Christianity.
@discordo206
@discordo206 3 года назад
Not saying that is just Christians but it could be Christians and atheists too.
@wellyesbutactuallyno9776
@wellyesbutactuallyno9776 3 года назад
@@discordo206 if they do something like that about islam prophet there is a good chance they will be beheaded or blown up lol.
@MartynaTheBarbaryLioness
@MartynaTheBarbaryLioness 3 года назад
How polite of the singer to wait until Jesus will take his cross out of the ceiling
@neoncatp
@neoncatp 3 года назад
Agreed
@sleep2752
@sleep2752 3 года назад
All those people are also so polite to stop laughing when the singer sings
@GOATamania
@GOATamania 3 года назад
Thank god the cross didn’t hit the tubelight or else...
@sreekumarmenonk7678
@sreekumarmenonk7678 3 года назад
You can't be serious.. The video is edited
@redacted2850
@redacted2850 3 года назад
@@sreekumarmenonk7678 they know. It's a joke
@sujitpachode3207
@sujitpachode3207 3 месяца назад
I am commenting under that hole and confirm it still exist there 😊
@markb3786
@markb3786 3 месяца назад
thank you!
@BayGamerTV
@BayGamerTV 23 дня назад
They shouldn’t have fixed this hole, it was a symbol to show that Jesus is always there
@juaninieveslebron4494
@juaninieveslebron4494 3 года назад
I was hoping the cameraman would scream: "JESUS CHRIST!"
@dg_537
@dg_537 3 года назад
Lmfao
@blownupmicrowave
@blownupmicrowave 3 года назад
Heilige Scheiße
@patealapom
@patealapom 3 года назад
Holy shit !
@kristinavarlamova458
@kristinavarlamova458 3 года назад
It would've been hilarious if a devoted Christian saw this and yelled "Christ!" And started running to help the man 😂 I really wanna see that
@operaforlife6551
@operaforlife6551 3 года назад
All of these are missed opportunities now xD
@fellowstanduser3233
@fellowstanduser3233 2 года назад
"So why did you leave the hole on the ceiling?" Jesus: "It's all part of God's plan."
@ThatWolficorn
@ThatWolficorn 2 года назад
W h e e z e
@bluesummers5051
@bluesummers5051 2 года назад
“My father will fix that”
@ojumalakidstvandmore7157
@ojumalakidstvandmore7157 2 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FxFZlyc6l0o.html
@steveanderson8439
@steveanderson8439 2 года назад
@@ojumalakidstvandmore7157 bro
@Dung-78
@Dung-78 2 года назад
@sock wtf is that song
@matthewlloyd3255
@matthewlloyd3255 19 дней назад
"I saw heaven open and saw the angels ascending and descending on the son of man" - no, it's just a hole in the ceiling.
@lonely-camper4465
@lonely-camper4465 2 месяца назад
Eine Ära geht zu Ende long live the Legend
@spicysoap
@spicysoap 3 года назад
I’d like to imagine there’s another floor above that and someone just saw a wooden plank casually say “hi”
@awiseguy3825
@awiseguy3825 3 года назад
😂😂are u talking about me👍
@Ascertivus
@Ascertivus 3 года назад
Now THAT would be priceless!
@anchovyhmmm5681
@anchovyhmmm5681 3 года назад
And Someone sitting right on that spot XD
@osleg1460
@osleg1460 3 года назад
you mean God?
@PakAniesPakAnies
@PakAniesPakAnies 3 года назад
Jesus Christ - Guy on the upper floor
@boedjanksenja6610
@boedjanksenja6610 3 года назад
The owner: who broke the f*ckin roof? Security: it's complicated sir....
@theluckyidiot1435
@theluckyidiot1435 3 года назад
Nice pfp lol Also is that Hong Kong as your channel banner?
@moonrat1955
@moonrat1955 3 года назад
The owner when he sees the hole: JESUS Security: Thats who broke it The owner: your kidding? Holy crap Security: more like holy ceiling.
@gustavomotta8038
@gustavomotta8038 3 года назад
Jesus dude
@cameron7206
@cameron7206 3 года назад
It was God's will, sir.
@Emily-5124
@Emily-5124 3 года назад
@@theluckyidiot1435 yes
@HokKeinInder
@HokKeinInder 2 месяца назад
Info: the hole was fixed yesterday
@MJackson513
@MJackson513 2 месяца назад
We need to fix their fix by adding new holes
@Skiwai
@Skiwai Месяц назад
Guys my heart is broken, they recently fixed the hole 😭
@agent-33
@agent-33 3 года назад
With all donations he received from his followers, he can pay for the damage. No worries.
@MelonenFisch
@MelonenFisch 3 года назад
This was 3 years ago bruh
@LordChimi
@LordChimi 3 года назад
@@MelonenFisch yet here we are! 9 hours and 8 mins later
@thatoneguy5205
@thatoneguy5205 3 года назад
I like this comment can i have it
@silas537
@silas537 3 года назад
Yes
@melodythefemboy
@melodythefemboy 3 года назад
Pog
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад
It's okay, Jesus was a carpenter, he can fix it later.
@misslucywucy
@misslucywucy 2 года назад
except that hole never got fixed irl lmao
@katekatey279
@katekatey279 2 года назад
😂
@bambblamb3734
@bambblamb3734 2 года назад
"later"
@jasonlazuli2836
@jasonlazuli2836 2 года назад
This guy literally is gonna chill on that cross. Got no time for fixin
@veenibik336
@veenibik336 2 года назад
@@misslucywucy it will, when jesus come back 2nd time 🤣
@LizaLavolta
@LizaLavolta Месяц назад
Making a hole for the angels to come in through. Makes perfect sense.
@TheGreatMrAtomic-fq3mv
@TheGreatMrAtomic-fq3mv Месяц назад
“Take the Escalator they said.” “It’ll fine they said.” Now I’m sitting here, Jesus Christ, still wondering how a hole in a ceiling is costing me £13,000 in property damage.
@simplyGeeko
@simplyGeeko 3 года назад
Imagine trying to explain that "Jesus" put a hole in the ceiling with his cross
@LeaderPriceFR09
@LeaderPriceFR09 3 года назад
Jesus cross is a spear* at same time.
@zandyknope2907
@zandyknope2907 3 года назад
The insurance company is like "sorry dude, we don't cover acts of god"
@m1ghtyvegeta703
@m1ghtyvegeta703 3 года назад
*Kakarot....*
@boongod6524
@boongod6524 3 года назад
@@zandyknope2907 bro, that's genius
@hasbob4642
@hasbob4642 3 года назад
It was for exorcism
@KptnHaddock_
@KptnHaddock_ 3 года назад
"OH SCHEISSE!" -Jesus Christus
@GunfieArlert
@GunfieArlert 3 года назад
:')
@david7598
@david7598 3 года назад
Ist das Unges Stimme?
@megachef0421
@megachef0421 3 года назад
English: “oh shit”
@lazyatbeinglazy13
@lazyatbeinglazy13 3 года назад
That means shit
@justtrynasleephere
@justtrynasleephere 3 года назад
@Mariah Maekhyla Ryder Hä? Hat er doch gesagt
@p1o9p8s6
@p1o9p8s6 3 месяца назад
Don’t worry. Jesus was a carpenter. He can fix it later.
@Glorious_Kim_Jong_Un
@Glorious_Kim_Jong_Un 3 месяца назад
Fun fact: The hole has now been patched but you can still see where he hit it ✝
@managMent_
@managMent_ 3 года назад
What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said: "Oh Scheiße"
@expresso4thedeppresso
@expresso4thedeppresso 3 года назад
OH MY GOD YESSS AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
@shockwave_edits9568
@shockwave_edits9568 3 года назад
@Hannah he's German and said oh shit!
@vellstraus1555
@vellstraus1555 3 года назад
@Hannah i don't understand ur comment
@sertanfisch3425
@sertanfisch3425 3 года назад
@Hannah you rly smart that you say all germans have same humour dude
@3ndlessnightsky729
@3ndlessnightsky729 3 года назад
Lol this reminds me that I once told my friends that Scheisse meant shit and they kept chanting it all day- XD (I couldn’t find that sz symbol)
@houseofstupidity4243
@houseofstupidity4243 3 года назад
You know it's gonna be a good video when someone says: OH SCHEISSE
@onion2787
@onion2787 3 года назад
But then you already watched it...
@countdown_XY
@countdown_XY 2 года назад
Bist du deutsch?
@schahinch2684
@schahinch2684 2 года назад
Welcome in germany
@o_4972
@o_4972 2 года назад
@@schahinch2684 Wilkommen in Deutschland*
@schahinch2684
@schahinch2684 2 года назад
@@o_4972 oder so😂
@kmk2289
@kmk2289 2 месяца назад
I have sad news everyone: They just fixed the hole. It does not exist anymore. The world isn’t what it used to be.
@HokKeinInder
@HokKeinInder Месяц назад
Another update: Since today there is a sign at this position with the text: On this site during Carnival 2017 Jesus rammed his cross into the drywall ceiling in heavenly manner, leaving stigmata as a sign of his charity. The event was filmed and spread aroundd the world. This modern apparition of Jesus gave hope, comfort and good entertainment to millions of people. In 2024, the KVB committed a railway crime and removed the relict with porfane filler from the hardware store. The Holy Holes of Cologne will forever have a place in our hearts. We will never forget them.
@salmanj786
@salmanj786 Месяц назад
hey, we can turn this into a religion
@insertnamehere_o.o
@insertnamehere_o.o 23 дня назад
Wait, is it actually or is this just a joke?
@HokKeinInder
@HokKeinInder 23 дня назад
@@insertnamehere_o.o it was real but sign got removed again :(
@insertnamehere_o.o
@insertnamehere_o.o 23 дня назад
@@HokKeinInder noooooo :(
@pepijndegroot7728
@pepijndegroot7728 3 года назад
Are you guys really gonna ignore how perfectly this was filmed
@theseangle
@theseangle 3 года назад
Sorry for the offtop but his face... 0:08 He is something in-between Johnny Depp, Leonardo DiCaprio, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth and MoistCritical. This is actually Jesus himself.
@cheese-and-ricemooney7487
@cheese-and-ricemooney7487 3 года назад
@@theseangle Oh my God (I didn't said it on purpose, I noticed it only now) your right!
@LolLol-mt1fd
@LolLol-mt1fd 3 года назад
Ikr
@retrored5606
@retrored5606 3 года назад
@@theseangle *is scared*
@HolyBread
@HolyBread 3 года назад
@@theseangle Kinda remind me of SnipingSoup
@zanger4002
@zanger4002 3 года назад
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that they recorded it in landscape
@kwinzman
@kwinzman 3 года назад
God bless!
@arithearriana4938
@arithearriana4938 3 года назад
666th like
@marciomicio
@marciomicio 3 года назад
They are the true MVPs
@Dr_AK33
@Dr_AK33 3 года назад
Cause Jesus loves you
@balabanasireti
@balabanasireti 3 года назад
@@arithearriana4938 Nobody cares.
@anonymanonymus4706
@anonymanonymus4706 2 месяца назад
So that's what he was put on a cross for...
@j1nnienchrist
@j1nnienchrist 2 месяца назад
Shut up
@SatisfiedShark
@SatisfiedShark Месяц назад
Happy easter
@T00684
@T00684 3 года назад
*Jesus payed his life for our sins, now he’s going to pay money for the ceiling.* *Amen*
@hmpret
@hmpret 3 года назад
I was about to comment the same thing, get out of my brain man 😅😅
@anudayoker
@anudayoker 3 года назад
Yeah, but Jesus did turn water to wine, so he may also be capable of fixing the roof with a touch. Amen.
@relentless_shotgun8207
@relentless_shotgun8207 3 года назад
amen
@vmprie
@vmprie 3 года назад
@King khan Great khan this is a joke bro
@boxbox0000
@boxbox0000 3 года назад
he's a carpenter he can fix it himself
@Zombiboo
@Zombiboo 5 лет назад
That "OH SHIEßE" was epic
@Zombiboo
@Zombiboo 5 лет назад
@BewareTheDwarf Yes, sorry about that mistake x) And yeah i knew that ! ^^
@theghostlyfigure9989
@theghostlyfigure9989 4 года назад
My favourite thing about this hahaha
@pedrofromrio645
@pedrofromrio645 4 года назад
Germans
@tengenjoestar1991
@tengenjoestar1991 4 года назад
Its Not shieße its scheiße
@pedrofromrio645
@pedrofromrio645 4 года назад
Taube thanks for the correction
@inconspicuous45
@inconspicuous45 2 месяца назад
“Oh scheiße!” 😭😭😭
@haroldtruffman
@haroldtruffman Месяц назад
This is the problem with Jesus, he's always taking escalators and not giving them back.
@noeljonsson3578
@noeljonsson3578 3 года назад
I don’t know if their insurance covers “acts of god”
@yusha1059
@yusha1059 3 года назад
bruh
@thedejik3620
@thedejik3620 3 года назад
JAHSJJXJR
@teifan6674
@teifan6674 3 года назад
Underrated comment
@Aryan_626
@Aryan_626 3 года назад
Watch a bollywood movie called "oh my god" u will impress with act of god 👍
@jitteller9042
@jitteller9042 3 года назад
😭😭
@AAvfx
@AAvfx 3 года назад
*Jesus just Hinted you: "That's not my cross!"*
@KroogenR
@KroogenR 3 года назад
Dam
@trashdiamond3479
@trashdiamond3479 3 года назад
No he just hinted that he's not jesus
@katiedaniels9803
@katiedaniels9803 3 года назад
he hinted he hit the wall
@KydLives
@KydLives 3 года назад
Damn
@teardropteam
@teardropteam 3 года назад
Hallo Freunde
@rustycookiepekka6875
@rustycookiepekka6875 2 месяца назад
Bro the dust that flew off when the cross got stuck.Its like the cross purified the ceiling.
@grigorivich
@grigorivich 3 года назад
Christianity: Jesus pays for our sins This vid: Jesus pays for ceiling
@jasonrumansi5586
@jasonrumansi5586 3 года назад
True
@clara048
@clara048 3 года назад
XD
@Pfannenschwenker.
@Pfannenschwenker. 3 года назад
Hes a carpenter he can fix it
@myriverflewawayandmymounta2789
@myriverflewawayandmymounta2789 3 года назад
LMAO
@LikeMySoul864
@LikeMySoul864 3 года назад
@@myriverflewawayandmymounta2789 your username is one of kind that I had ever read before
@You-gn9uk
@You-gn9uk 2 года назад
Jesus: *does the second coming* His followers: Oh, scheiße!
@jackin_it
@jackin_it 2 года назад
@Buddhist States of America Now really isn’t the time for a religion war
@strongerliquor4161
@strongerliquor4161 2 года назад
@Buddhist States of America ok
@oomphlagwumpla650
@oomphlagwumpla650 2 года назад
@Buddhist States of America bruh
@johnprotagonist7296
@johnprotagonist7296 2 года назад
@Buddhist States of America Lol buddah isn't even a god. You don't even understand your own religion
@astroxgloss5853
@astroxgloss5853 2 года назад
@Buddhist States of America everyone has their own religion. :) ( apart from the ones who have no religion ofc )I’m Muslim but I have no intention in fighting different religions. I respect your beliefs too, so please don’t fight others :D
@LeTeeno
@LeTeeno Месяц назад
They've fixed the hole. But it's not over yet! Colognes mayor wants these holes back!
@djtrzq570
@djtrzq570 2 года назад
The "Oh Scheiße" made this so much better.
@transmissiongone
@transmissiongone 2 года назад
I wheze so much I almost lost my voice
@transmissiongone
@transmissiongone 2 года назад
@Buddhist States of America wait wot
@transmissiongone
@transmissiongone 2 года назад
@Buddhist States of America bruh this is not tinder but just ....
@transmissiongone
@transmissiongone 2 года назад
@Buddhist States of America don’t beat the meat please for the sake of the life D O N T B E A T I T
@jett5252
@jett5252 2 года назад
@Buddhist States of America bruh can you not
@SonicGaming6
@SonicGaming6 2 года назад
Could you imagine the security guard just watching this unfold on the CCTV
@godisjust2695
@godisjust2695 2 года назад
They told you that in the last times there would be scoffers whose purpose in life is to satisfy their ungodly desires, repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand !
@maddiethrush4918
@maddiethrush4918 2 года назад
@@godisjust2695 who’s they?
@hieveryoneburnthonysuntano6901
@hieveryoneburnthonysuntano6901 2 года назад
@@godisjust2695 hehd
@Castielproduction2023
@Castielproduction2023 2 года назад
OMG he’s REAL!!!!
@MarcosOConnor
@MarcosOConnor 2 года назад
Honestly if I was the security guard I’d be contemplating how I explain this to my boss
@user-uv6tg3jx4t
@user-uv6tg3jx4t 2 месяца назад
That escalated quickly!
@Colton219
@Colton219 Месяц назад
Bud was too tired to walk to heaven😂
@schillersschaedel
@schillersschaedel 3 года назад
I'm from cologne and now I finally know where that hole came from...
@FelixTheBlackCat
@FelixTheBlackCat 3 года назад
😂ooh
@HerrOtterwind
@HerrOtterwind 3 года назад
Noch einer lmao
@kaboomgaming4255
@kaboomgaming4255 3 года назад
Wait actually it's still there lol
@randomlilith
@randomlilith 3 года назад
It's still there? I love this video even more now
@johndoe70770
@johndoe70770 3 года назад
The holy escalator ceiling of Köln
@rubyannen9501
@rubyannen9501 3 года назад
The only people who disliked are the ones who had to fix the ceiling
@LethalChicken77
@LethalChicken77 3 года назад
That's a lot of people to fix a small hole in the ceiling
@D00MMAST3R
@D00MMAST3R 3 года назад
And sinners.
@Elyrium42
@Elyrium42 3 года назад
Fun fact: the hole never got fixed. It's still there after 3 years
@standupyak
@standupyak 3 года назад
Or atheists lol
@user-ho1ih1uj6w
@user-ho1ih1uj6w 3 года назад
You can't have peace without chaos. Without ying there's no yang. Without dislikes we can't hate a video
@funnyguy509
@funnyguy509 3 месяца назад
The holy hole, holiest and holeest of all the holes in the whole world.
@TheCamoPowerKing
@TheCamoPowerKing 2 месяца назад
Update: The hole has been fixed :/
@SeanAndreiLIson
@SeanAndreiLIson 2 года назад
Don't worry, he just injected holiness to the building
@generallaro1269
@generallaro1269 2 года назад
@Buddhist States of America so what? Cry about it
@excalibur4300
@excalibur4300 2 года назад
@Buddhist States of America no u suck
@wiryojava4979
@wiryojava4979 2 года назад
@Buddhist States of America ...holiness from the building
@psychevergara-galo4644
@psychevergara-galo4644 2 года назад
@Buddhist States of America dont do that that cause jesus will banish you
@africathecontinent6291
@africathecontinent6291 2 года назад
@Buddhist States of America *Holy music stops*
@rykensnow
@rykensnow 3 года назад
This was the day when they found out that jesus is, in fact, german
@toomuchiridium
@toomuchiridium 3 года назад
Me: *realises this is a dynamite comment that will get lots of likes* honey, you’ve got a storm coming
@sasquatchwithacomputer7602
@sasquatchwithacomputer7602 3 года назад
Sasquatch
@haleyycopter
@haleyycopter 3 года назад
@@sobsin23differentlanguages45 that’s a rare insult
@blaydenappollis9406
@blaydenappollis9406 3 года назад
I literally thought I had a hair on my phone and tried wiping it off until I realised it was on your profile picture 😂😂
@handello
@handello 3 года назад
Gott mit uns.
@VoTaXHD
@VoTaXHD 2 месяца назад
Update: the hole is gone, they fixed it :(
@ianlee8158
@ianlee8158 3 месяца назад
Jesus: *levitates* ceiling: nope
@ayo2064
@ayo2064 3 года назад
Not many people know this, but Jesus Christ himself was German all along
@unicorngirl7856
@unicorngirl7856 3 года назад
Omggg echt jetzt.?. HahhH
@lil_weasel219
@lil_weasel219 3 года назад
positive christianity knocks on the door
@deceare4907
@deceare4907 3 года назад
Ja ich weiss, der war mal mein Nachbar biss er irgendwo hinwollte, hab ihn bis jetzt noch nicht gesehen
@vitorsales2492
@vitorsales2492 3 года назад
@@deceare4907 gestern habe ich ihn gesehen!
@natanlopes5254
@natanlopes5254 3 года назад
Charlemagne can assure u of this..... And he dare u to say the opposite.
@RayMak
@RayMak 2 года назад
The cross is powerful
@MorrFord
@MorrFord 2 года назад
Oh hey ray
@giarlymoltubakk5869
@giarlymoltubakk5869 2 года назад
Plz sit down, here, have a cookie too. So ive heard you have issues at home right? Yes? Well I dont give a fuck, plz bend over. Therapist= The rapist This is kinda random… I know
@hydration7710
@hydration7710 2 года назад
lol
@Charlotte-cd8ld
@Charlotte-cd8ld 2 года назад
But shrek is the most powerful
@aisyfaris4013
@aisyfaris4013 2 года назад
hi ray
@joeyjamison5772
@joeyjamison5772 25 дней назад
"The Devil Made Me Do It!"
@LadyKhiaani
@LadyKhiaani Месяц назад
How dare they fix that hole in the ceiling, that's a sacred site
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 2 года назад
"Oh Scheiße!“ *said the Romans, calmly*
@jihadul6390
@jihadul6390 2 года назад
you know ITS a BOP! when Kim Jong-un himself Made a joke about it😆
@Privatepyle69
@Privatepyle69 2 года назад
Yessss Kim Jong-Un
@TalesFromARetard
@TalesFromARetard 2 года назад
@Buddhist States of America don't you say that Infront of our supreme leader
@steelpilot9008
@steelpilot9008 2 года назад
This comment section is comedy gold! XD
@lekevire
@lekevire 2 года назад
@Buddhist States of America bro what does that even mean even ATHEISTS agree romans 100% existed
@slymeshinohara1032
@slymeshinohara1032 2 года назад
This is an alternate universe where jesus pays for the ceiling instead of our sins
@covertbioweapon7152
@covertbioweapon7152 2 года назад
*celling
@lybirthysgshysudh9547
@lybirthysgshysudh9547 2 года назад
*ceiling
@Queenofallthelizards
@Queenofallthelizards 2 года назад
I was going to like this comment but 420 people already pressed like before and I'm not messing that up
@cheep6661
@cheep6661 2 года назад
@Buddhist States of America that’s good, it’s better than him being homophobic. Look at you. Now u look like a homophobic fool. Be ashamed of yourself.
@daraokie1157
@daraokie1157 2 года назад
@Buddhist States of America as you have said before. On all the comments of this video of Jesus going up an escalator, I'm not very religious but you're being a bit rude.
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