7:34 I don't think that's right. More likely he told her that it was his bra so he doesn't expose himself cheating on her and now he has to wear it. But I could be wrong. tbh it's kinda weak either way.
最近すごく笑わせてもらったアメリカンジョークをシェアします。A husband came home and said to his wife. "Honey, I'm home! I bought you aspirin". Wife "why? I don't have headache." Husband says "ok, then let's f**k!". Lol
わいが好きなアメリカの爺さんから聞いた奴: ある日Safewayというスーパーの駐車場で2人の女性が男に絞殺された。犯人の名前はArtie。 次の日、その駐車場に主婦が大勢押し寄せてきた。朝刊の見出しにはこう書かれていた。 Artie Chokes Two Dollars at Safeway Parking Lot
これ好きです! A monkey is sitting on a tree, smoking weed... The lizard walks by, gazes at him in amazement, then asks: “Hey monkey, what are you doing up there?” “I’m smoking bud. Come up here bro, sharing is caring.” So the lizard climbs up the tree and the two smoke a few joints. The lizard isn’t really used to the effects, so he gets dehydrated after a short while... “Monkey, I’m gonna go to the river and get some water, my mouth is soooo dry... I’ll be back.” Little lizard heads to the river, but he’s so high that he stumbles and falls headfirst into the water. Luckily, the crocodile happens to be there, helps him out and asks what’s the deal. “I’m high as balls, croccy. I smoked weed with the monkey.” “Oh really? I wanna get some too.” So the crocodile goes to the monkey’s tree and greets him. “Hi monkey!” The monkey stares at the crocodile in disbelief: “Woooo... damnit lizard, how much water did you drink?”