【Apple】This crazy woman thought I was gonna pay her $4000 restaurant bill...but she was for a bad... 

Yeah, that would just ruin the narrative, but you are completely right. "Umm.. staff? These people aren't part of our group."

"We already gave them a guest list, and we can't change it now." "Oh, it's not problem. We'll just tell them that we're part of the group." "Oh, but do you know the password? I've seen so many horror stories about weddings and people trying to change the arrangements, calling up the venue and lying about who they are to get the wedding changed or even cancelled! It's so shocking! Well, after a few stories like that, you learn: ALWAYS set up a password with ALL of your vendors. So, if you don't know the password, they won't be able to add you to the reservation. Oh, well. So sad. ANYWAY, you are NOT invited. I have TOLD you that you are not invited, and there is no way you'll guess our password, so don't even try. If you show up, and try to use a password to get in where you are NOT WANTED and NOT WELCOME, I think you'll find that the restaurant will not have any seats for you, and you'll just be standing around, smelling the delicious food, and getting hungrier and hungrier and salivating and drooooooling, and not getting anything to eat. How uncomfortable." "GIVE ME THE PASSWORD." "Nope." "I'll guess it. You're so see-through." "Yeah, good luck with that. It's a strong password, with multiple upper case, lower case, symbols and numbers. You know, like those maddening ones the computer will randomly generate for you, and you have no hope of remembering it? Yeah. Like that." "Well, why don't I just come over to your house for tea, and we can discuss it." "No. I don't want to serve you tea. Besides, it's not written down at my house, anyway, so you won't find it, no matter how much you snoop." "So, it's not as complex as all that. You CAN remember it, if you don't have it written down." "I said it's not written down AT MY HOUSE. HAHAHAHAA! Are you going to orchestrate a bank heist to get my password from the safety deposit box?" "You have got to be kidding me." "Well, your leeching IS legendary, after all. So, naturally, we took appropriate precautions." "What do you mean, legendary?" "I mean that every single mother in the school HATES you, for what you have done through the years, of course." "But..." "Yep. There's a reason my son wasn't talking directly to your boy. Your boy overheard, and told you, and you twisted that into an invitation, despite my repeated refusals and denials. And apparently, you've done that same thing to everyone else. I was last on the list, I guess. Well, thank God for that small favor, because forewarned is forearmed. Or is it, pre-warned is pre-pared? Anyway, we saw you coming a mile away, and there is NO WAY you will get into this restaurant on OUR reservation." "You're bluffing." "Oh, tralala! You called my bluff!" "Ha! I knew it!" "Very well. You're just so smart. You still won't get free food from me, though. Honestly, you should just stay home. But if you do insist on going to that restaurant this Saturday, you had BETTER bring your wallet, this time. You're going to need it." "Why in the world would I need to bring my wallet? I KNOW you are going to pay for me." "No, I won't. Well, I have to go now. Bye." Saturday... 'WHERE ARE YOU?! You have to pay for our dinner!" "I TOLD you to bring your wallet and that I was not going to pay." "But you HAVE to! You invited my family to come!" "I TOLD you NOT to come. And I TOLD you that I would NOT be paying for you. And I TOLD you that your schemes would not work this time, because WE TOOK PRECAUTIONS!" "Oh, nevermind your precautions. Just come out of whatever private room you're in and come pay my bill!" "But we're not even at that restaurant. HAHAHAHA! Man! You got it so very, VERY wrong." "But you said I called your bluff about the password!" "I said that. What I did NOT say was that we were having the party SOMEWHERE ELSE. And that there was NO WAY I would tell you where we were going to be, or how we were getting the food for the party." "But, your son said this restaurant!" "My son is five, and you heard it second-hand from another five-year old boy who was eavesdropping. Badly. Tell him that if he's going to be sneaky, he needs to learn to eavesdrop better. Anyway, I DID NOT give you the details of where we were actually going to be, because I DO NOT WANT YOU HERE. And now, you're not here. You're there. With the bill for your own meal, and the restaurant knows that we are NOT a part of that, at all. So, enjoy paying for it, yourself." "But I DIDN'T BRING MY WALLET!" "Well, that was stupid of you. And after I specifically told you to bring it, too. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Oh, well. Not my problem. BYE!" "WAAAAIT!" "Nope. Blocking you now. Tata, forever!"

​@@AuntLoopy123 This version was actually good enough that I paused the story in the video just to finish reading it. Have you considered writing these? You do better than most of the ones they produce.

Maybe shes trying to get the last word out first

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I used to have a coworker that talked like that. She was nice and not a moocher though.

if you have an odd number, they can probably squeeze in ONE seat, to make it even. But if you have an even number, there's a very good chance that they will not be able to squeeze in an extra odd one. It's due to the way the tables are laid out. If they have round tables, it's a bit more flexible, but if they have rectangular tables, you're sort of stuck with the even number plan. "But, I don't mind sitting at the corner." "But the servers DO mind you jutting out into the pathway. It's a safety hazard. They won't allow it."

Korean barbecue can be very expensive

These stories are also in yen with a dollar sign in front of

I know people who would and try to make me feel guilty about it. Good thing I don't fall for guilt trips

And entitled

Me either...I don't exactly do well with loud settings, anyway

Thank you. That makes more sense.

Y. E. S!

4000 yen and dollars are different

5 people. 2 parents, 2 teenage boys and a 5 year old.

@@amberleeannalee1999 4000 yen is only like $27.00 US

That bottle of wine isn't cheap, and they likely ordered the most expensive food on the menu.

@@amberleeannalee1999 correct, but they portray this as being in America. We’re the only country that has alimony, alienation of affection, and a few other common topics in these stories.

She just can't WAIT to go to that Korean BBQ dinner!

The money is in yen. They don’t do the exchange rate

I'm fairly sure an AI is running these channels at this point

It's nice not to re-read the same sentence several times before it changes.

S L O W D O W N MARY.

You do know you don't have to watch the video, but listen to it, right? The video itself is just words on a screen while other people read them, you can just listen to this as background noise while doing something else. That's what I do. I listen to these videos while drawing or writing fanfiction or playing video games. These videos are made to be listened to, they're not like the videos from Gossip City or Revenge Films, there's no animation just text and voice acting, so you don't have to watch it.

You can slow down the speed of the videos by tapping that i in the circle on the right corner.

I think they dont think US dollars

"She does a good job reading otherwise." No. She doesn't. She is awful!

Husband might be mean

Dirty Harry telling off dirty Mary.

So she does!

I somehow very seriously doubt a 5 year old is talking about going out to a restaurant.

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Nice one!

awesome as usual

She said no like countless times and made it clear she and Mary were never friends...for the entire story 😂

Nope. I knew they used to have a lot of other channels that were slowly deleted (KittyTexts, SantaTexts, AppleAir) But the other main ones stuck around. But now it's all gone except AppleTexts but they deleted all of their videos. So I have no idea what happened.

@@BILLCIPHER8 AppleTexts have come back thankfully. The best reason I can assume why all the others have deleted their videos was because countless less popular texts channels or drama channels in general kept copying their ideas. So now to prevent this, more popular texting channels have been making titles in their videos not match what the overall story in the videos are, or they're just not coming back at all.

Not just me then? Where will all the regulars go!!??

@@carolroberts4614 I don't know. It's just weird.

At this point it isn't texting, just reading and bam done just like you mentioned. These channels lack braincells mostly

Me too

It's short for Arthur.

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