STREAM TAGS HERE!!! (1/2) 00:05 We doing it live, no intro 00:27 Cold opening. IMMEDIATE swearing as she knocked her switch over 01:06 Doki it LITERALLY Waluigi. He's the best character. 03:33 Doki eating her bread while everyone struggles to create a lobby 05:26 Doki starts reading Brawlpro's switch history. Luigi's Mansion, RU-vid, and MINECRAFT on the switch. 08:31 Doki doesn't associate with Overwatch players anymore 11:03 Slime hiding out in chat watching the stream, "Why aren't you here?!" 11:32 "Isn't 90 mins 2 hours?" 11:58 Nintendo servers are on fire 13:15 Doki can't read "What are the pants for?" 13:41 Coney speeds through the tutorial while Doki panics at not knowing the game 14:02 "Did you guys see the Pokemon leak?" 14:23 Turn 1 14:40 Matt gets jump pad. No one really knows what the jump pad does. 15:07 "Maybe if you read the tutorial you'd know what the jump pads are for." 16:25 Doki buys triple dice 17:42 "NOOO! No! He lagswitched me!" 18:32 Turn 2 18:38 Coney did not win but only because of the lag 19:25 Coney gets sent away by a Whomp. "You didn't clutch it, so that's your kick" 20:20 Coney: "It's a fo---seven!" *Gets 4 20:48 Gives creepy block to Coney 21:43 Minigame 2: Hot Cross Blocks 23:22 Doki's pulling up Coney's stream. He's doing too good. 24:03 Coney blunders 24:17 Doki is slowly catching up while Coney keeps choking. Matt still hasn't moved at all 24:52 By a miracle of god Doki wins, much to Coney's annoyance. 25:15 "I'm just saying, I definitely deserved this more." 25:22 Coney declares war on Boo (Matt) 29:29 Coney wins with an incredible lead in snag the flags 29:52 Super Mario shows up. 30:34 "Mario's just in the middle of the road. Doki: "Run him over. It'll be so funny." 32:21 Coney steals coins from Doki. Doki mashes harder and he doesn't make money 33:00 Doki gets a crazy lucky roll. 9+8+10 [10:22 PM] 33:21 Doki steals her coins back from Coney, "Gimme my money back! You could've chosen to haunt anybody else!" 33:56 LM: "How the hell did I get overtaken by Doki?" 34:22 Doki taunts her opponents, gets a ton of dice blocks and forces them to watch her mess about on the map screen. 34:22 Doki getting filled up 35:34 Treasure Divers minigame. Doki: "If Coney loses this, his career is over" 36:32 Matt targeting Doki who accuses him of hate crimes 36:39 Doki gets her coins stolen by Matt, "THIS IS A HATE CRIME! GET AWAY!" 37:39 Mattman gets Mario......nevermind you still need to win three minigames to get him 39:21 Mario himself is in the minigame, "What, he's part of it!? Put that lag switch on right now." 39:31 Laaaag. "What were you downloading Brawlpro?!" 41:33 Doki flies off the map screaming all on her own, "I was lagging, guys! I was lagging!" 42:35 Doki: "Guys it's literally not fair! He's a npc! He can't lag!" Coney: "No we're friends." 42:59 Brawlpro rage quits (real) 43:10 "Wait... Wait for it.... Brawlpro dc'd." 43:51 "Noo, I'm just like an NPC" 44:21 Intense lag "Oh.. this game is never gonna end..." Brawl pro then somehow dc-ed again 44:31 BP rage quits... again? And he isn't even playing. 45:17 Coney wins Mario. 45:38 "Look what you did! You made him sad!" 45:53 Coney: "Is brawlpro out?" Doki: "Well... at least the game is smoother." 46:22 BP CPU super lucky roll, lapping Mattman "Wait he might actually be a better player than BrawlPro" 47:26 Doki sends the Betrayal sticker because Coney uses Mario. 49:11 Minigame Scarousel 49:32 Coney: "Don't PEE YOURSELF Mattman, because you're so scared" Doki's neurons activate 50:28 Matt wins. Coney and Doki think that was too scary 51:20 Doki's too young to understand a three stooges bit 52:01 Mattman: "If anyone curse dices me, I'm gonna be cleansing." Doki: "I know what I'm gonna do.... I'm gonna say hi." Doki then spams the waluigi sticker to annoy them 52:20 BP is winning despite not even playing 54:36 Mario gone. Coney mad. Doki sad because she rolls low. 55:06 Doki steals Mario from Coney 55:52 Doki losing her sh*t at stealing Mario. Coney malding. 57:30 Doki: "Maybe BP can just watch" his NPC is doing too good. 58:23 BrawlPC fails doki and they start losing the minigame badly, "BrawlPC, you were supposed to be gaming!" 59:08 Turn 7. BP joins. Matt takes first. Doki surviving in last. 1:00:18 Doki: "You don't even have Mario." Coney: "Yeah and I'm really mad about it." 1:00:46 Coney can't catch a break. Even BP is targeting him. 1:00:57 Doki steals coins from Coney too, "I'm just taking everything from him!" 1:02:04 Doki: "He has his star but no friends." Coney: "It's gonna move behind you." 1:02:50 Stop the wheel minigame, Doki knows it. 1:03:18 Coney: "What does it do?" Doki: "What does it say? Tell your chat to tell you. The backseaters." 1:03:26 Mario is standing beside Waluigi(Doki). Coney: "He's looking at you the way he used to look at me" 1:03:39 Doki: "Hey mario, you like being with me instead of him? Yeah he doesn't treat you how I treat you. I'mma give you what he couldn't give you." 1:05:04 1v3 minigame, "WAIT HE HAS MONKEYS?!" 1:05:25 Doki one shot matt and instantly wins the mini-game. FPS VTuber of the year right here. "This is the clip I'm gonna send to the VTuber awards." 1:07:52 Coney starts speaking spanish, somehow comes up short and misses the boo 1:08:47 Doki gets her first star. "If only Mario was here right now..." 1:09:49 Doki outmashes Coney, Mattman: "She's gonna break her joycons." 1:10:35 Battle minigame for 80 coins, Sled to the Edge (curling) 1:11:29 They are all a*s, but coney is the least a*s 1:13:02 Doki is extremely toxic, following Coney and erasing all his paint while laughing maniacally 1:14:05 Coney: "I'm gonna pop my ult this round, watch this." Doki: "I'm watching. I'm watching." 1:14:06 Coney is robbed again again. Coney: "I've been haunted by like six ghosts today this is ridiculous" 1:14:54 Matt hits Bowser space, Doki: "I wish it was Bowser Revolution. It'd be so funny." 1:15:21 WALUIGIIII
STREAM TAGS (2/2) 1:16:05 Item minigame: actual curling. Matt screws up the minigame immediately 1:16:28 Coney uses turbo dice: "Watch this." Doki: "I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching the gamer move." ...Coney zooms past the shops 1:17:45 Doki in a 1v3 minigame; "Remember what we've been through" 1:18:20 Doki having WAY too much fun with the giant robot, "IT'S TEKKEN TIME!" 1:18:38 Coney almost juking Doki and then gets punched to the stratosphere 1:19:02 Doki loses, but she got coney so it's a moral vitory 1:19:23 New friend: Daisy. Coney: "Her a*s is shopping. She be shopping" 1:19:37 Matt: "Doki is guaranteed to get Daisy." 1:22:01 Coney gets a star steal trap. Doki can't read, "Only boomers read." 1:22:30 "I'm gonna say hi to daisy, and everyone's gonna f*cking take her from me anyways.... It's okay. I didn't even want Daisy anyways. She doesn't need to be my sidecar." 1:23:25 Doki: "We gotta work together so Coney gets 0 points!" 1:23:59 Doki and Coney bickering over Daisy 1:24:13 "She knows I'm a baaaad boy." 1:25:26 Coney: "We can't let Doki win" Doki: "Nooo! I'M JUST A LITTLE GUY! What have I ever done to you guys? ...TARGET CONEY TARGET CONEY! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!" 1:26:10 Doki wins Daisy, "Look at that. Send that gamer of the year clip to the vtuber awards too." 1:28:11 Doki won, "Because I wasn't greedy for the red coins!"[she was] Coney: Her as is cheating" 1:28:43 Home streatch 1:29:27 Mattman: "Hey where's my freebie? I'm fourth!" 1:30:00 Matt gets 2 creepy dice. Doki: "You know what to do" 1:30:25 Brawlpro's about to land on his own trap, "I'd better not get a 2..." Brawlpro gets a 2. 1:31:18 Coney gets his seccond star, Doki: "Nooo! Someone get that swap thing" [chance time] 1:31:37 New star is at the bottom 1:31:53 Coney gets triple dice too, Doki: "This is why you're cursed. This is why we curse you." 1:32:13 Doki as Waluigi with Daisy: "Luigi could never." 1:32:28 Doki ruins the economy 1:32:55 Minigame: Domination [I wish it were me] 1:33:26 "My fingers are tired!" 1:33:45 Matt gets an INSANE mashing record (116) 1:33:50 Doki pee 1:34:14 Matt: "I took my joycon and just strained my brain so my finger would move." 1:36:26 Doki back, Daisy stolen, "DAISY NOOOOOOOOO" 1:36:35 BP loses his star to the big man. Doki: "Deserved for stealing her" 1:36:59 Doki: "Deserved for stealing her." 1:37:13 Daisy forces BP to hit the bowser space AGAIN, and he loses a SECOND star. Doki laughs maniacally. 1:38:13 Coney lands on boo, Doki begs for her life [and her stars] 1:38:45 Doki: "CONEY REMEMBER WHO SABOTAGED YOU IN THE MINIGAMES!" Coney: "Both of you did." 1:38:59 Mattman's star is taken, Doki somehow continues to never be punished 1:39:48 Coney hits bowser space, Doki: "God it would've been so funny if he lost that star." 1:40:14 Doki rolls her dice, Coney: "It's a 1." It's a 1. Doki: "F*CK YOU!" 1:41:06 Matching minigame, Mattman: "There's NO way they expect you to do that." Doki: "I did it." 1:42:15 Doki do a little trolling 1:42:23 Doki trolling in the memory minigame, Doki: "One crab.. 3 crabs... 4 crabs..." BP: "Doki stop!" 1:43:24 Doki's new strategy: copying coney 1:44:10 The strategy is a great success as Doki got second place 1:44:16 "Guys just remember. Coney had TWO HOURS to grind this before us." 1:44:53 Daisy leaves, if Doki can't have her, nobody can. "All they do is lie." 1:45:58 Brawlpro gets a star, Doki: "NOOOOOOOOOO" 1:48:00 Matt: "Oh Doki you can steal stars." Doki: "*surprised pikachu* *evil laughter*" 1:48:46 3v1 minigame, Doki panicking because she's the button presser 1:49:00 Coney: "Doki we catch the boo, not the fish." Doki: "I blame the guys who couldn't get the cage on top of the boo. That's all I'm saying." 1:49:46 Wario shows up. Doki: "Oh, it's waluigi" 1:51:01 Brawlpro lands on steal space, Doki: "You know what to do." Coney: "Doki doesn't care about winning. She just wants me to lose." 1:52:54 Doki is off by 1 space... Just one space too low. 1:53:23 Doki steals a star from Coney, "Just remember, Matt sold you out, Coney!" 1:53:46 Doki lands on bowser space, "That's fine! If I lose a star, I lost Coney's star." 1:54:56 Doki and Coney on a team, Doki's STILL hitting Coney, Coney: "WE'RE ON A TEAM!" 1:56:04 Coney: "You guys did nothing." Brawlpro: "What did you want us to do? Bodyblock her?" Coney: "Play defense!" [reminder that they were on opposite teams] 1:57:19 Last turn. Coney has to hit 10 naturally to win the game. 1:57:47 Coney rolls 1, hits unlucky space and loses coins 1:58:37 Doki: "He's not the main character!" Coney: "I'm the boss that everyone had to team up to beat! They had a whole episode to beat me!" 1:59:32 Doki can't platform in the minigame. She's scared 1:59:54 Matt: "It might actually be faster for Doki if I hit ALL of the targets." 2:00:12 Doki: "Believe in me, I can parkour" *Dies 2:00:24 "Maybe... don't believe in me. I should've jumped for the chicken." 2:00:48 End of game graph time, Coney: "See if you can spot where the steal is." 2:01:19 Coney gets +100 luck 2:01:26 Coney wins minigame star, still malding... Coney wins misfortune bonus because of the final 1, Coney: "I'VE BEEN THE MAIN CHARACTER THE ENTIRE TIME" 2:01:49 Coney: "SOMETIMES THE BAD GUY WINS." 2:02:20 Doki had 0 reds. She was the luckiest 2:03:08 BP: "Coney was bragging about his mashing skill, only to get outmashed by Mattman." 2:04:26 They definitely want to do it again, this time with Slime. 2:05:49 Group leaves, Doki: "I can't believe he got the misfortune star. Not last, though! Not last!" 2:05:56 Not Last™ 2:06:43 "It doesn't matter if I don't stream. The way the coughing works is that I just can't stop coughing for a while. It's alright, guys. It's just my seasonal allergy." 2:06:57 "Even when I wasn't a streamer, my cough would last for weeks, but it sucks because I can't laugh too much." 2:08:04 "The problem with 8 people is that that's a lot of people in a call. It might be too much." 2:08:38 "They're all Nintendo nerds! They knew everything! I was just like, please let me read..." 2:09:15 Three streams tomorrow! It's with the Ascendant. (the one where Doki made the devs mald) 2:09:22 We have 3 streams tomorrow. 2 streams and an off-stream collab. 2:09:43 "This is for The Ascendant. Remember when I was like, 'Haha wouldn't it be funny if they sponsored me?' and sorta pressured the dev, and they contacted me and said, 'Can you do it tomorrow?'" 2:10:01 "I was like, If you pay me right now, I'll do it, and they paid me right now. Everyone has a price, and they gave me that price." 2:10:19 Anyway, as always everybody stay hydrated, posture check, get up n move around to get that blood flowing. And if u stayed up for me head to bed because you deserve it! See you guys next time everybody, byebye guys, byeeeeee~
Doki does not aim for victory, for she aims for chaos, and chaos she brings. GGs! That's our FPS gamer of the year! Awesome to have Team Brawlpro back together! Was laughing through the whole game. Looking forward to having Slime in as well on Saturday! Thanks for the collab, Doki! Wishing you get some good rest, and wishing you all Dragoons, a goodnight! Take care!
This was everything I thought it was going to be, Team Brawlpro is so much fun to watch, I can't wait for round 2 How the fuck did Coney manage to pull out a win
If you have seasonal coughing fits around this time of year, you might just need a humidifier, particularly when you sleep. I get a bit of a dry cough too sometimes even though I almost never get sick. Cold, dry air can do that to you. Also only in Mario Kart and Mario Party would such a result not surprise me. “Robbed & Rigged” is baked into the design with these wild card shenanigans.
