I just can't. about to pee in my pants. too hilarious. I was born in Canton China and left the country before they enforce all mandarin on us. At the time, I was in 1st grade and they teach in Mandarin but after lessons all resorted back to Cantonese. Hence my love for HK drama. Mandarin speaking folks often make fun of Cantonese speaking natives, they should really hear themselves attempting to speak Cantonese. Lately, lots of mainland variety shows go all out into singing in Cantonese, especially Beyond's songs. Took me like the entire song to figure what the heck they were singing. I am horrible with accents, even in English. Nonetheless, all is lost in translation because slangs cannot be translated.