THERE'S AN IDEA FOR TV GAME SHOW: FISH SLAPPING! YOU TAKE A FISH LIKE SEABREAM OR SOMETHING HOLDABLE IN ONE HAND AND TAKE TURNS SLAPPING EACH OTHER IN THE FACE UNTIL SOMEONE SURRENDERS OR IS KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS. THE RUSSIANS' VERSION IS PLAIN BITCHSLAPPING. SUSHI IS SO YESTERDAY. IT'S TIME TO GET PHYSICAL. ADD HOT PEPPER IF YOU WANT TO BE NASTY.