🎤SU🎤ASMR🎤Sardonyx Does Your Hair and Makeup🎤 

Oh my stars! How wonderfully sassy and tingly with a full flamboyant Gem style! This was deeply relaxing for me and very funny. I found four eyes and four eyebrows hilarious plus your Easter egg where the viewer is the same person in some of your other videos. A really great job so well done and a big thank you as well. Take a bow my friend because you seriously deserve it.

I didnt think her laugh was possible to recreate in asmr 😂😂

I saw the thumbnail and the word asmr and I thought it was "hits you with a hammer asmr"

Sardonyx: did i invite you here? Me: (starts to sweat).....yes

You even got the laugh down to a tee, 11/10

Sardonyx is so awesome that not only the girls but even the the most macho, heterosexual and manliest of the boys all line up begging for her to help them get their hair and makeup done for the big show! She’s just that irresistible!!!

"Big, Goopy, Puddle of CALM"

Hey my commission! I almost forgot about it. Thank you so much and I am really excited to see what genius you create. I know it will be awesome as are you

How come Sardonyx described my face perfectly...? Tiny nose... big eyes...

Sardonyx is such a giant ball of happy sunshine! Such a calming voice and accent. ☺️ "Breaking plenty of walls," I see what you did there! XD

Craftsmanship? Sardonyx, babe, that's my face And did you just compliment my neck

You would do such a great Eclipsa Roleplay!

This looks like it could become my favorite, after the Blue Pearl one Also, could you make an asmr based on Over the Garden Wall someday?

0:52 That oooooh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho was on point and I loved it yo

Why are you so good at these voices you Clod.

All the meta jokes are amazing, so in character for Sardonyx! Loved this video. Also I feel like you were flexing a little bit of your makeup knowledge for this lmao

I’m so excited! Finally!! I’ve been waiting for an update for some time now. Can’t waaaaaait.

Sardonyx: Oh look at you, you're even dressed for the show. Me: [wearing a baggy white t-shirt and skull pj pants with a cat around my neck] Yup

I’m currently snorting up Pixy Stix dust up my nose while watching this. I’m now discovering a new color.

It was great to be a part of the live stream, this community is so pure and generally fun to be around.

funny thing is that even the episode Know Your Fusion gave me tingles for my brain lol

2:21 Sardonyx: what a cute little face you have Me: **on purposely makes the most ugliest face ever** thanks

This. Was. FABULOUS! You captured Sardonyx's essence and personality in this video so well. I was all smiles listening to her give advice while throwing out the occasional compliment. What a perfect way to end a Sunday. Thank you for this video!

Sardonyx you broke the 4th wall to many times! I love it!

Me: BIG GOOPY PUDDLE OF WHAT?! Me:...... Me: OH! Calm, yea. That makes sense

It's been a long time. Last ASMR I listened from u was with blue diamond...very peaceful and great

Wow, this was very good. I love your Sardonyx laugh

Sardonix: * Does her Iconic Laugh * Jasper in the Distance: * Terrified*

Omg I'm blushing so much sardonyx is my waifu is so cool (I'm not into videos like this but I loved it)

Me: I'm depressed Her: thats so wonderful to hear

We really need more of Sardonyx! She's so far the most relaxing to listen to! Aside from Sapphire's and Blue Pearl's!

How to do a satanic ritual to summon me: >play an asmr for clods vid

The Blue Pearl one and this one have become my two favs 💗💗 I just love the idea of a roleplay where someone's doing my makeup or dressing me up 💗 Love youuuuu

idk if the softly sung Love Like You is new, but I love it regardless

No one: Sardonyx: *vERY aSMRisH* 👁️👄👁️

Has the perfect voice impressions and personality! I feel like she’s in my room rn! It turned out great with the sass and the laughs! Edit: OMG she called me a star!

Keep in mind that sapphire is doing this blindly, pearl's gem doesn't let sapphire see.

OML CLODS YOU ABSOLUTE GODDESS WE DON'T DESERVE THIS 😩

Literally teasing some videos. I like this new format.

I feel afraid one swing of that hammer and imma be seeing my ancestors a lot sooner then expected

We have been waiting, for so long. Thank you.

Sardonyx is so adorable! I love her! Her buckteeth make her more adorable!

Yayyy!!

9:30 PM 2nd Night *phone rings* *After a bit, you answer it.* Lesley: Uhh, Hello? Hello? Uh, well, if you're hearing this, then you made it to day two, uh, congrats! I-I won't talk quite as long this time since the tingles and relaxation tends to become more active as the week progresses. Uhh, it might be a good idea to peek at the chat while I talk just to make sure everyone's in their proper place. You know... Uh... Interestingly enough, Sardonyx herself doesn't come off stage very often. I heard she becomes a lot more active whenever the spotlight is on her, tho, so, hey, I guess that's one more reason not to run out of memes, right? I-I also want to emphasize the importance of using the like button. There are blind spots in your chat's view, and those blind spots happen to be right under the video's title. So, if you can’t find something, or someone, in the chat, be sure to smash that like button. Uh, you might only have a few seconds to react... Uh, not that you would be in any danger, of course. I'm not implying that. Also, check on the curtain inside the head from time to time. The character in there seems unique in that she becomes more active if the chat remains off for long periods of time. I guess she doesn't like being watched. I don't know. Anyway, I'm sure you have everything under control! Uh, talk to you soon."

Sardonyx is so cute in this asmr

my favorite is blue pearl, blue diamond and now sardonyx might add that to the list of what ASMR i should listen to at night and she breaks the 4th wall

0:52 2:09 26:17 All of Sardonyx’s laughs

That bit of self-awareness at the end though

0 dislikes just as god intended

OMG! I finally found asmr that made me tingle, laugh and sleep i love this video and i love your channel!❤

Your work is awesome and seems to always be perfectly timed for when I’m most stressed. Thank you and keep up the good work

Thank you! I can't wait to watch it.

Im so glad youre back with more su videos!! 😭

She is so articulated

Your sardonyx laugh is perfect!!! This and the blue pearl are my favorite videos 😴

OH MY GOD YOURE BACK I MISSED YOU!!!

this is beAUTIFULLLLLLLLLLL I've been waiting for an update! I'm so excited for this 💚

I love your SU ASMR 😊❤️

4:12 which eye would she even wink with?

The Lord(-ess?) has returned.

4:10 She friggin broke the 4th wall... ugh please don’t do that the 4th wall is VERY fragile and delicate and there’s only one of these in a lifetime the rest are going to go extinct like or write a comment of signing the 4th wall petition

I don’t get tingles when I watch this but I still love it’s my fave TV show plz keep up the good work

I use this to help me fall asleep at night when I cant fall asleep. This is a 90/10 for any other asmr I've heard before.

This one was great! I'm going to listen to it again right after finishing it~ 💕

No cause the laugh was one point i adore this!!! I didnt think that it could be done and you did it. And the way you can get the characters personality down perfectly. I love your chanel♡

listening to this now when I get dysphoric, so good

I could really use a new ASMR video right about now.

Oh my favorite fusion and ASMR ✨

Similar to Wee Woo Wee Woo in the comments here, I have an oral procedure this day and I'll be so happy to come home and listen to this ❤ Thank you so much, ASMR For Clods

Well, add another character to the ones I should get to meet.

fOUrtH wALl bREaK

I want and need this so badly. I’m so excited

Perf. You even did the ending theme

Is it weird that I actually felt like she was doing my makeup during this? Honestly, I wouldn’t mind Sardonyx as my makeup artist.

How do you get all these voices so like.. on point?

Sardonyx: *BLOWS ON FACE* Me: *SITS IN FRONT OF FAN* Windy

Sardonyx, make me look like a cross between Amy Lee and Gerard Way! 2 of my many idols!

*video appears*: Oh look, I can come out of my hibernation now.

yeS FUCKING YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOUR BEAUTIFUL VOICE FOR SO LONG TO MY FAVORITE GEM💖💗💞👏👏

Alternate title: Sardonyx makes you feel proud of yourself ASMR although you think you look like a potato

THIS WAS AMAZING

''what wonderful bone structure'' me sits on chair in a crunched up ball

Oh, Sardonyx, you flatter me.

Yes’s I have been waiting for this forever yesss

Sardonyx: your head happens to be Connected to a wonderful neck too! Young steven: *sobs*

nailed the acting! impressive

Oh look it’s two clods in one clod HMMMMM how dat work

"Sparkle sparkle" The conductor from that one Thomas movie with the claw train is all I could think of when I heard this

This made my day

Am i weird for having searched up asmr for clods without even knowing ths chanel existed ? idk buti love this chanel

OOOOH-HO-HO-HO-HOOOO

*''and your head happends to be conected to a wonderful neck"* me with a neck that is barely visible: what neck

It's been 3000 years.

Can't wait!! :D

Me: *wears i ❤ sardonyx shirt* Me: *wears i ❤ sardonyx pants* Sardonyx: you look cute darling Me: awww thank you

Yo I swear it’s been a long ass time but as long there’s an asmr roleplay I don’t care

LOVE THAT WE STAN

That was really... something Sardonyx..😅 regardless if I can’t see the make up you’ve done, I’m sure I look great 😅👍🏽

THE LAUGHING WAS SPOT 👏 ON 👏

I really love her laugh!♡